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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    You destroyed his door. Not everyone appreciates that, you know.

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    unironically a shit mechanic

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      this
      punishing the player for looking for secrets is moronic in a zelda game

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      this
      punishing the player for looking for secrets is moronic in a zelda game

      >Noooo everything needs to be a reward.
      morons like you are what made games boring

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's a running gag in nip games that goes all the way back to the microcomputer days
    think of it as the japanese answer to xyzzy

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Premise 1: The Door Repair Guy is the rightful owner of the damaged property.
    As the owner of the door and the associated property, the Door Repair Guy holds the legitimate right to control and maintain his possessions.

    Premise 2: Link, through his actions, caused direct damage to the Door Repair Guy's property.
    By damaging the door, Link infringed upon the physical integrity of the property, disrupting its intended functionality and causing a tangible loss to the Door Repair Guy.

    Premise 3: The principle of retributive justice necessitates compensation for the harm inflicted upon others.
    In a just society, individuals are held accountable for the consequences of their actions. When one causes harm or damage to another's property, it is only fair that they compensate the affected party for the loss suffered.

    Conclusion: Therefore, Link should pay for the repair of the damaged door.
    Based on the aforementioned premises, it is logical and justifiable for the Door Repair Guy to request payment from Link to cover the costs of repairing the damaged door. This not only upholds the principles of property rights and personal responsibility but also maintains the equilibrium of justice within the game world.

    • 12 months ago
      P. Sevenleaf

      lolbertarians will say shit like this, but then cheer for the police when they tear down a homeless person's tent

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. They don't own the property where they put up the tent.

        • 12 months ago
          P. Sevenleaf

          more proof that the quiet part of "don't tread on me" is "tread on them"

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    AN UNMARKED BUSH IN THE MIDDLE OF A FOREST ISN'T A DOOR FRICK YOU OLD MAN

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      And for that matter, who the frick is he gonna find and pay 20 rupees to "repair" it?
      I can only imagine some dude with dynamite or a wheelbarrow full of brush, waiting outside to cash in on this poor old guy's insanity and "fix his door" yet again

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a post apocalyptic world filled with monsters and you just broke down the door to his house which he hid as protection, now his house is open to any old moblin to come in and kill him.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is an 80s game. Every old Japanese man in the 80s was a karate master

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have committed trespass as well as breaking and entering. Be glad he only wants you to pay for the broken door.

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love the comfy world of the early Zelda games!

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hello FullRedditAlchemist avatarfriend. I remember that you once replied to a thread of mine (about Super Mario World being peak comfy) about 1.5 years ago.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >only Plebitedditors like FMA
        Not him but how is it exclusive to reddit to unironically like it? I don't even..

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretty sure some old men in caves in seasons also make you pay money

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's well documented that Seasons started development as a Zelda 1 remake, and while it became its own thing they still kept that idea at heart, so it features a lot of little touches like that. Ages also has at least one old man in the present that makes you pay, but the same bush has an old man that pays you in the past.

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's 1980s commentary on japanese scams of the time.

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's in the letter?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dear Potion Seller
      >This boy is going into battle, and needs only your finest potions.
      She thought you couldn't handle her potions, you see.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Truly yours is a butt that won't quit

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Medieval dick pic.

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    He wanted a piece of that ass.
    Episode 3 never ever.

  12. 12 months ago
    Batowl

    Here are your drugs

  13. 12 months ago
    Batowl
  14. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have to catch me first you crusty old frick

  15. 12 months ago
    Batowl

    The Old men in appear in several games. But not all of them.

  16. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    *blocks your path*

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