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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jack of Blades was the last good fantasy RPG villian, change my mind. And Fable was the last good single player RPG. troony Gate 3 don't @ me.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me fable 2 and 3 never happened.

      I really liked the lore of Fable 1. The existence of the old kingdom was mainteined by a corrupted power but the same power that allowed its existence was the one that led to its destruction.

      Then Fable 2 happens... look the king of the old kingdom was depressed and utilized a wishing granting machine to destroy the civilization. I don't know why they changed the lore... also the idea of theresa being still alive is stupid.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        When I started up Fable 2, my brain kept saying "bro don't trust her, she's going to be like KotOR Kreia" only to later realize that she is basically Jesus in that universe.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Which is such a cop-out too. Like consider what the other anon said about the Spire and then remember Theresa set all of that in motion. She's responsible for Lucien's drive to build the damn thing, its on her hands all the suffering that comes of it but then the burden of repair is laid entirely on the player who is pigeonholed into wishing everything back to normal. Then she takes the thing and all its power for herself immediately afterward.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I Head Canon that the evil route in lost chapters is canon, and that’s why the heroes guild is dead in fable 2.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          one of the loading screens in 2 implies that the hero of oakvale killed the guildmaster

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Had to be done, Black person wanted to torture my moms soul for all eternity.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          it literally tells you in one of the loading screens that that is true anon
          your hero used the sword of aeons against jack
          which also means he killed teresa
          even though she's still alive
          also the guild moved 200 miles away from bowerstone and a lake formed around it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >trannies trannies trannies

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stop putting trannoids in media and you wont hear us complain about them any more.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly don't remember many RPG villains at all. They mostly seem to be just monsters or evil gods. I remember Jack though. Fable 1 is the only good Fable game.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i played through Fable Anniversary on pc like a month ago and I really don't know how people look back on it with such fondness
      Probably the most "okay" game i've ever played

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Anniversary
        You fricked up, moron

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          i googled "anniversary or tlc" and the majority of what i found said anniversary
          blame the people

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            moron

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its a product of its time, you had to be there, a lot of the stuff it does is just normal in games now, but back then it was unique.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Anniversary
        That's part of the problem but I'll admit even the OG release when it first launched was a solid 6/10 so you aren't exactly wrong. It wasn't groundbreaking and despite Peter's best efforts to the contrary it didn't frick up much either so it was just a really solid title and the TLC followup wrapped up the original title well. Later installments would fail to reach that level of consistent delivery as more and more interference worked it's way in though.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, even as a kid I thought it was fun but pretty mediocre. I assume anyone calling it the last good RPG just doesn't really play RPGs or actually like the genre.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tranniversary
        You deserve it. TLC was right there and you clicked on the demake just because it has achievements instead. Suffer for it.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          never played anniversary, whats the difference besides graphics ?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            different UI. that's it. it plays exactly the same and has the exact same content. these other anons are just coping.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              ok demake slopper. Its such the same that they still sell both versions when every other remade game gets replaced on the store. How do you account for that?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                ok ESL monkey what did they change about the gameplay

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >instantly vanishes
                Never gets any less funny

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >esl
                Nope.
                >answering a question with a question
                I think we know who the real ESL is.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            graphics change, the ui is totally different and completely shit, changed the designs on a bunch of characters, I think the control scheme got changed too but maybe that was just the xbox version.
            Its basically the soul to souless trend that remakes follow. Not as bad as something like warcraft 3 remake but its still pretty bad.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            is honestly pretty fricking ugly and i only played anniversary.
            when people post images of the OG it feels like anniversary is the old ugly game.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't email you? what?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      jack has no motivation besides "durr I want the cool evil sword" and like most characters in fable, only shows up once or twice and then dies

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't recall - was his endgame really just "I wanna rule :("

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >turns into a fricking dragon
    What did they mean by this?

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that the Fable story ended with this awful awful Kinect gimmick shovelware that nobody fricking played

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ended
      Uh, sir?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No one is going to play that shit so it may aswell not exist.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I genuinely like him as a comedian, but God damn did that trailer make him look fricking horrible

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        IRL famous trash in my game?
        heh, not my game

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reeboot

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Idk this homosexual but he looks like an early 10s hipster with blackface

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        rebooted story, beleive it or not that shitty kinect game was CANON. Though i'm looking forward this since it seems like a cool mix of fable 1 and 2.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Once completed, Theresa makes a wish and states that her time in this world is over and that a new age is upon us. She then gives the heart of the Spire to Gabriel and vanishes. Gabriel absorbs Theresa's powers into the gauntlets and defeats the Corruptor. Gabriel then finds Theresa's blindfold in the sand, revealing Gabriel himself to now be blind.
      Will this ever be brought up in 4?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I doubt it considering I don't think a lot of people cared about Journey.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    God, i wish i was cool like him

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was cool, you'd be like him if you were cool too.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I was younger playing this I was really into it because the setting is actually kindof neat, but they did nothing with it and kindof moved past it in subsequent games.
    >was an invader from another dimension with 2 others, the queen and knight of blades
    >tried to conquer world that they saw was corrupt and war addled, the first time they asked and were refused they burned the earth, the second time they lifted the sea and flooded it, the third time they promised to bring peace, but were refused again
    >so in order to have peace in the world they just mind controlled everyone they could
    >hero emerges, defeats knight and queen, jack realizes he cant win and teleports the hero and himself back to his dimension to be able to beat him
    >hero manages to find sword of aeons here, Jack just gave him the means to destroy the link between their worlds inadvertantly
    >kills Jack, he survives via the mask
    >he returns and people treat him as a hero, the mind control is still in effect
    >we never see where they came from but it is essentially heaven, and the queen knight and jack were angels sent to bring peace to a world that no longer believed in gods
    >god abandoned them because they turned evil in pursuit of peace, and Jack became the universes Satan. He would not return to heaven, he would be sent somewhere else, where he would later return as a dragon
    >the other dimensions is where all the magic in the world leaked in from for good and evil

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      2 really winds me up. It's a story about how a man with essentially a noble goal causes suffering to many people because his ends justify any means, you go to stop this and you have personal loss and investment in doing so.
      You stop it and the game goes "Yeah all that suffering its cool here's the genie's wish you have to use it" I don't want to fricking use it, that essentially says causing all this suffering was worth it but the issue was who got the wish not what was being done to create it.
      I wanted to walk away from the spire as a demonstration its a part of human nature to suffer loss yet not let it break you.
      Instead you just co-opt the bad guy's shit and the moral becomes "Just kill whoever has the cool shit its yours now"

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The entire series has problems like this. In Fable 3, I was really invested when you get sent into the family tomb and find the music box from Fable 2, only for it to make a brief appearance and frick off for the rest of the game. It's never relavent again. What the frick is that?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The hero who killed Jack originally was Scythe and he wasn’t mind controlled.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah it was someone called William Black, the first "hero" and the protagonists descendent..

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          …who is literally the same character as Scythe

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thats only a theory, I know its suggested but its never actually confirmed. All we know is that he came from the void that William dissapeared in, but so did Jack. If Jack is the mask, then whos body is he using.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    he was an old force wanting to be reunited with his weapon and having a personal feud with your bloodline.
    if you take in Fable 2 then he was part of a trio of powerful cenobites, the Jack, the Knight and the Queen.
    They came from the void and laid claim over the world and sometime during their rule a man found a tomb or a tome,I don't remember which, that led to their sanctum and took the Sword of Aeons and through that act he learned the ways of will.
    Using the sword he atomized the knight, smote the Jack and lastly fought the queen in a battle that mirrored what DBZ implies to be sundering mountains and upheaving the land.
    Though in the end the queen too was killed and free from their yoke this hero took the title of First Archon and united all under his banner and laid the foundations of the Old Kingdom.

    I like that the old kingdom as far as you could see it the first game atleast was a cruel and harsh empire with with mangled monsters as guards and dead interned in magic armor and many a device powered souls.
    I like the implied gnostic undertones of Aeon vs Archeon and the brutal danger of the world vs the sillyness of the inhabitants

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i like this post

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        thanks for the gold kind stranger

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          no problem

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am forgotten.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be archon
      >turn yourself undead
      >periodically reappear throughout history to groom your female descendants during their teenage years
      >never elaborate

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    one thing I often miss in virtual forests or other terrain is detritus and the shrub layer as a whole.
    in fable they put it all beside the path but at least they put it in there making the places more as part of a world and not just another grassy rolling sine wave with trees.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >molyneux has a grave that you can dance on
    sovl

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never figured out how you were supposed to do that yeti quest at the start of the game, when you're supposed to take the bee killing quest. This has haunted me ever since I played fable on release

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have a super vague memory of starting a new game right after i beat it and having those quests available for some reason.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      mute the video and start watching at say 54 seconds in.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want Fable where nymphs steal and eat children not tinkerbell expies that get eaten by toads and I want giants as a race not large tv celebrities.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    647482438
    >Instantly vanishes
    Lmao this gay baby sits threads hoping for (you)s and thinks everyone else does too

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He supposed to be primordial evil spirit. He doesn't have any motivation, he's just pure evil and he likes to do evil things. That's it. And I like it more than 'grey morale' bullshit or crybaby origin stories. I just fricking tired of postmodern philosophy, it leads to nowhere.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lost Chapters voice was shit
    Remaster graphics were shit
    Fable has only ever had one good villain, and that's OG Jack.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played TLC and Fable III multiple times, but I never played Fable II due to not having access to it on PC. However, the additional bits of the lore that I'm reading in this thread seem pretty cool. Is it worth it to see a playthrough on youtube or something...?

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's in a shitty remake

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