What the frick was Nintendo thinking when making this design?

What the frick was Nintendo thinking when making this design?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    frick ya is this a weird shit in mario games thread?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Name one thing in a Mario game that isn't "weird shit". Every single game is a surrealist work of art.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe weird isnt the best word, but "anti-norm" for the series?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sex

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be an average joe in the mario universe
    >relaxing at the beach
    >suddenly
    >a massive fricking duck shaped like a ball walks up to you
    >it uses its beak to catapult you into the sky
    >fall and break all your bones
    How would you survive the Mario universe?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not sure what they were thinking with any of the Sunshine designs at all, none of them feel like Mario at all. Look at this shit or any of the given mobs that pop out of the sludge and such.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I find it funny these guys also appeared in galaxy

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just thought it was a Boo who couldn't handle the hot climate of Isle Delfino when I was a kid.
    The internet has corrupted you.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    was friday the 13th really that popular in japan?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Friday the 13th was popular everywhere.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't see a Friday the 13th movie until I was almost 30. I knew who Jason was when I was like 8. Everyone on Earth recognizes that hockey mask.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They ship Jason and Sadako

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    SEXOOOO!!!
    Probably just the heat, though. Boo likes the cold because he's dead, and cold, you know?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not everyone was a scaredy cat zoomer back then and didn't think anything of it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Who said anything about being afraid? Stop putting words in other mouths, zoomer. Not everyone is a bigot.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    and thus, a generation of orbfrickers was born

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What the frick was Nintendo thinking
    "delfino is a foreign land, the designs have to be familiar but different"
    and they fricking nailed it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not sure what they were thinking with any of the Sunshine designs at all, none of them feel like Mario at all. Look at this shit or any of the given mobs that pop out of the sludge and such.

      To be fair, the creatures in that game are mainly Bowser Jr's creations, so if a child's imagination is anything to go by, then of course they're going to be weird.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They were probably thinking kids who played their game wouldn't grow up addicted to porn and end up sexualizing innocent cartoons.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This kinda realistic dinosaur and of course the mostly realistic giant eel were strange.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Dino is redesigned to resemble the SMW dolphin in 64DS, complete with goggles
      Soulless.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    post it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He is based, redpilled, and has a long tongue that he want to lick the ladies with (mostly their pussies, but also other parts, if you catch my meaning...)

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Boo is hot or sleepy.
    The world wasn't so full of coomers back then, or they weren't the norm and were still shamed for being losers.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based redpilled anon
      Boo must become our role-model

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up nerd.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cringe, you know you are on a nerds' image board, right?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    aheghaost

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was a reference to the goofy tongue boo from SMW.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's obviously what it is.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what mario game is this even from?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sunshine

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Japanese are ludicrously prudish, to the point that they find burping and farting to be horrifying. "Outstretched tongues" can be seen on lots of demonic or evil creatures in Jap games and other media. Look at Nioh: practically every demon has a big ass tongue hanging from its mouth.

    It just doesn't translate to Western audiences because we find that stuff juvenile or silly. Remember the farting ghosts in Silent Hill 4? Shit like that is perplexing to us because it's so childish yet the Japs avert their eyes in horror.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wario in Smash Bros must be a representation of horror, then.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes he's considered to be disgusting by Japs but we just think he's silly.

        You're moronic. Kid's shows in Japan have 100x more toilet humor and fart jokes and bare asses and turds than any American cartoon.

        Okay then explain 1000 years of Japanese cultural history.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're moronic. Kid's shows in Japan have 100x more toilet humor and fart jokes and bare asses and turds than any American cartoon.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Making a silly looking ghost? I assumed it was an homage to super mario world since the spookhouse boos made funny faces at you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's obviously what it is.

      I thought it was a reference to the goofy tongue boo from SMW.

      Boo is hot or sleepy.
      The world wasn't so full of coomers back then, or they weren't the norm and were still shamed for being losers.

      SEXOOOO!!!
      Probably just the heat, though. Boo likes the cold because he's dead, and cold, you know?

      I just thought it was a Boo who couldn't handle the hot climate of Isle Delfino when I was a kid.
      The internet has corrupted you.

      Well which is it homosexuals? Is he hot and sticking his tongue out or is it a SMW reference? Get your story straight Nintendo shills.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ghosts of Kirby, obviously.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Triangular Block

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of existence is that? Fungular growth?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of existence is that? Fungular growth?

      We need some Mario Lore™ experts to lay down that thick Triangular Block exposition.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why does it look like it wants to suck a nice, thick wiener?

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    GHOST BLOWJOB WOOO WOOOO

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Coomers have ruined the internet

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They were thinking about Boos, obviously

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There it is!

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