>No amazing games
>Video not stream
>Mother 3 but only in Japan
>Epic Mickey Remake is the only notable game
>RPG Slop
>Random Rare games
This is the one I find most interesting
>All 3rd party games have a release date of May/June nothing for later this year
This has to mean we are getting a new console
Nintendo only has 3 games that are B tier games at best 2 of which are remakes
When will the next console be revealed?
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>nothing for later this year
announcement said:
>games coming in the first half of 2024
>firts half of 2024
>games coming out in october
hmmmmmmmmmm
I only saw one game that had a October release and it was a random RPG
Now I don’t think Nintendo would vault their next console due to a slop shovelware RPG
Also
>No Silksong
all consoles have 0(zero0 game this year
lmao gaming is dying feels good
Please do not disrespect World of Goo
We already knew about World of Goo 2 for months so I didn’t add it to my post
Game does look really good though don’t get me wrong
base wii enjoyer
>Fit Boxing featuring Miku
Is this not coming to the west? I sort of get the fist of the north star one being exclusive (is it?) but this makes no sense
I would assume Library of ruina is coming to the west but just skipped the presentation
Is Gundam Breaker 4 gachashit?
I don't think so
Is a looter, but at least 3 wasn't gacha at all
Just bought Suika game, and they are adding DLC?! Not fair.
stop shitting up the board while there's an Elden Ring annoucement you dumb tendies
only thing I cared about was maybe that metroidvania and SMT V although if it's just smtv royale I'm not getting it unless maybe I pirate
It's free on game pass
>mother 3 on the GBA emulator
This one will always get me.
You have people begging Nintendo to release it on the west and there's been a fan translation patch for a long time now.
If you EVER wanted to play it you'd already have done so.
>>You have people begging Nintendo to release it on the west and there's been a fan translation patch for a long time now
so why doesn't NOA just buy the rights to the patch and release it
Because that game will create frickery on copyrights for parodies and the magypsies will most likely create a shitstorm here in murica, so Nintendo prolly thinks it's not worth it.
that game will create frickery on copyrights for parodies
EarthBound didn't
There are a lot more copyright shenanigans Nintendo rather not deal with.
They aren't charging money for it (directly) so copyright law is more vague
Did you actually expect something good from a partner direct
mh 6 7 and 8 and remakes hd collection
>we're adding old Rare games!
>no DKC, DK64, or CBFD
y tho
DKC1-3 *are* on NSO. What are you talking about?
my bad, i meant DKR
Rare made Donkey Kong games wouldn't be shown on a partner showcase. Blast Corp, Battletoids and KI are M$ ip now so that works
Can't wait to watch this and see the disappointment in my wife's son's eyes
>Gundam Breaker 4
>Another Crab's Treasure
>Ender Magnolia
I found some stuff to look forward to. I'm good. Plus Penny's Big Pussy drops today and I saw more Unicorn Overlord which is always epic poggers.
The rare games are a permanent black mark on this direct, if not Nintendo's history as a whole. They should've been left to rot, but nope, gotta appease the morons who never played their shitty games and only pretended they're good because youtubers told them they were le good.
>No hype games
The console industry is truly dying, huh? KEK.
>SMT5 with better story and not on the Switch
best direct imo
But Apocalypse is on the Switch.
Partner directs are usually shit. It's just to keep moronic third parties happy.
>partner direct
>indies everywhere
huh
>Partner's showcase, in other words nothing
>expecting something from it
>being dissapointing because there was literally nothing
Where the FRICK is DK64? I get it’s not the most popular title but still. God damn
>This has to mean we are getting a new console
no it means there's gonna be another partner showcase later on in the year covering the second half you absolute dimwit
>No amazing games
4U
just play dave the diver
I have that game but haven’t played it yet. A 2d pixel game about running a seafood place doesn’t really seem comparable to this
but you get to kill the fish
frick fish, worst animal, worst food, frick the sea
>Nintendo direct
>the good announcements were for multiplatform games
it was a partner showcase lil bro
Wow, they really won by doing NOTHING