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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "We need a dps check boss"

    I have no issues just Square Off'ing him to death with the standard longsword

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm doing a Square off run right now. It's also a Strength only run. This Weapon skill is OP as frick.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "We need a dps check boss"

        I have no issues just Square Off'ing him to death with the standard longsword

        square off fricking owns, I "discovered" it in my first play through and spammed it since
        weapon arts are moronic tbh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm doing a Square off run right now. It's also a Strength only run. This Weapon skill is OP as frick.

      >I'm too good for summons or an actual good aow
      >the post
      at that point just spam lion's claw

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Square off is cheaper

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        already did that run.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Dark Souls 3 had multiple greatswords with square off (or whatever the frick it was called in that game
      >can only put it on straight swords in Elden Ring
      But why?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tons of Weapon Arts in DaS3 feel subpar in ER like Stamp (Sweep).

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          At such point why don't they just implement a parry system like in Sekiro?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Square off is so bad in dark souls 3

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But it's literally the opposite of a dps check
      Boss takes 10% damage and you have to play carefully in a war of attrition to slowly bring him down

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm doing a Square off run right now. It's also a Strength only run. This Weapon skill is OP as frick.

      [...]
      square off fricking owns, I "discovered" it in my first play through and spammed it since
      weapon arts are moronic tbh

      >Zoomers just now discovered the basic sword skill since DS3

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is where the game finally gets good tho tbh.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is when the game has already become noticeably shit

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the same with the rest of the game
    >how can we do a shittier game and the fanbase will eat it up?
    this fight would be easy if the camera wasn't shit . but all games camera is shit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      everything after the capital city is unbalanced as frick. they just just stopped giving a frick and like everything can 2 hit you at like 50 vigor

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Even at 35-40 VIG nothing but a couple of bosses' strong attacks can two hit you, as they should.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >as they should
          when they are doing shitty combos like this was devil may cry no , they shouldn't , you homosexual drone

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is true. I have 30 vig and the 3rd or 4th heaviest armor in the game +talismans +golden vow +tax +tip and I still get two-shotted, totally invalidating this character's specialty. This game is like DeS in that it gets to a point where blocking is irrelevant and you're mashing the circle button every boss.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Things that never happened

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They were thinking
    >Surely players will understand how to optimize DPS after all these years
    They were wrong

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One of the coolest bosses IMO

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >how interesting it seems that it matters where I hit him since the amount of damage inflicted differs, maybe I'm wrong
    >nah it's the devs who are wrong HUURRRR

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was so happy when the obviously cut-able leg came off from slash damage.
      Side note, anyone saying this boss was hard would die to a Hinox in Zelda because they are the same fight. Wah Wah when I hit the armour my sword doesn’t work. lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I was so happy when the obviously cut-able leg came off from slash damage.
        What do you mean? You only remove his bandage, and this is no matter the damage type. The boss rips off his leg himself in phase two.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He probably hasn't played the game

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Designed by Stable Diffusion

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    first try

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can easily skip him with the Farum Azula wrong warp if you're too much of a shitter to beat him.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I get that they didn't have time to adequately finish giant mountaintops but why didn't they just fix it with the patches since?

    any chance we get some kind of revamp definitive edition after the dlc?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Elden ring: scholar of the first ring coming right up!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sauronman.. why...? did you forgive.. me....?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    another one bites the dust inside my night maidens mist.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cheese all the bosses
    >100% the game
    >watch Ganker seethe

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The game is way more enjoyable if you use some super strong weapon or weapon with S scaling and just cheese shit. the devs clearly expect you to use OP shit anyway

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NOOOO YOU CHEATED YOURSELF AND THE GAME
      >t. Black folk that overlevel the frick of every single challenge in the game and waste hours just grinding mats and farming souls

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fight him with 2 cooperators
    >barely do any damage
    >both cooperators and i die
    >fight him alone with spirit ashes
    >win semi-easily
    what's the point of cooperators if they just make the game harder?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is it like DS2 where if you have 2 or more co-ops it bumps you into NG+?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think so. It also reduces the amount of runes you get.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Non spirit summons buffs boss hp

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Even the giant, slow lumbering bosses can dance circles around the player.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I beat this guy first try just smacking his toes with a halberd, but I assumed I was doing something wrong the whole time because it took ten years, still was fun though

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do you think the two mouths talk to each other?

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >everything in the last 20% of the game has moronic HP pools
    >wonder why everyone abuses the frick out of bleed
    haha bleed proc go SPLOOSH

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >first playthrough
    >assraped multiple times
    >second playthrough
    >killed first try with ease
    ayup, this guy was easy. you guys just suck wiener

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what were they thinking with the entire game, shit sucks

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How can any of you shitters not feel completely ashamed and embarrassed of being so shit at video games you cannot understand the concept of weak points?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't even need to hit weakpoints depending on your character, spiral shard for instance just melts him regardless of where you fire it since it will piece his enormous hurtbox for absurd damage
      The only legit complaint about Fire Giant is that the camera is gigafricked if you try to lock onto him while standing beneath him

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He has mutiple lock-on points, just swap to the ankle one

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wait, what?
      how do I weak points the fire giant? am i really that moronic?? did I need to use a ranged weapon to fight him?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can SEE THEM on the boss you absolute mouthbreather, use your brain and observation skills for once.
        Why do you think his leg splits in two?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bad Ankle, Eye, hands

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thanks!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you're really getting fed up with it upgrade the Tiche ash a little and summon her. She turns that fight into a joke.
            Don't try summoning other players, Fire Giant coop is always a disaster.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dude I killed the serpent guy first try without even using the sick wind sword, you dont need to understand anything, you just need to not be a complete moron
      That's how braindead this game is lol

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if you didn't ask this upon the first tree sentinel placed right in front of you in the very beginning of the game, then you'll gladly eat whatever slop they throw at you

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he didn't kill the tree sentinel right away regardless of how badly they wanted you to do other shit
      ngmi

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he didn't
        I didn't say that
        it's still a travesty in game design and sets the tone for the rest of this trashfire

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I SHOULD BE ABLE TO KILL EVERYTHING EFFORTLESSLY THE MOMENT I SEE IT
          palpable skill issue

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >it's still a travesty in game design and sets the tone for the rest of this trashfire
          lol,
          fricking lmao even

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the entire game is a travesty in game design, every single second in the game is a sick joke

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >it's still a travesty in game design and sets the tone for the rest of this trashfire
          Not sure why the sentinel specifically has you so pissed when Margit did that x1.000.000

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you can pick every single element from the start of the game and not a single aspect is good game design, which is funny because that's the formula they repeat the rest of the game

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What is good game design?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >complaining about the fricking Tree Sentinel

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    summoned alexander on the ng+ run. Felt epic having your jar friend helping you again.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cool as frick spectacle boss
    >stuck looking at his foot the entire fight

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >giant is big

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >cool as frick spectacle boss
        >stuck looking at his foot the entire fight

        Not an issue in DD
        Climbing is probably main reason I got into this game

        Mid game was terribly under balanced so Mountain Tops catches people off-guard with the jump in difficulty.

        It's more a jump in overworld enemy HP, I tried engaging with the game in the snow area fighting enemies as they came.
        But it was SOTFS-tier enemy spam, each had a bajillion HP, like 2 attack animations total AND I could just ride past them on my horse to the more interesting parts

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Not an issue in DD
          YO THIS BOSS FIRE FR FR ON MAKER!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            most of that dragon is visible so that specific issue isn't shown in that webm.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You can control where you lock on and your camera

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                /v/irgins and dogmasissies hyperventilate and get an aneurysm if a boss doesn't let you sit on its head and then stagger for 20 seconds and drool in an idle animation for 5 minutes

                >that pitiful DPS
                I just got reminded of how exhausting late game ER fights are. No wonder everyone just stacks buffs, bleed, frost and rot to just get it over with.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dragons are annoying sponges i agree glad i just modded the stats to Max since this shit game still have the shit stat growth

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Classic Miyazaki.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fist time doing pure strength after doing a Paladin Build (Faith/Strength ). How much more Endurance should I put in to stop being shirtless and any armor recommendations?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ronin's is a nice aesthetic.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just put in enough END to stop being nude in something light that looks half decent, until you find something heavier you like the look of

        Wait, I think I found a look. Atleast for now.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not bad, maybe supplement with the Carian Knight's stuff, that set is pretty light

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just put in enough END to stop being nude in something light that looks half decent, until you find something heavier you like the look of

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Wait, I think I found a look. Atleast for now.

      >"Guts cosplayers all over the shop... You'll respec a bleed build, sooner or later..."

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cmon it's like the song you know
        BLOOD AND GUTS AND GUTS AND BLOOD

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kek, I love that they are still doing full RoB combo even when you are already far away from them.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I regret not going for a fully charged heavy with the crusher because you just know the dipshit wouldn't have moved.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LEVEL YOUR FRICKING VIGOR Black person

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Get to Leyndell and farm yourself a real STR-enjoyers set

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >any armor recommendations?
      any because armor is a meme and phys resist ring gives you exactly the same defence (unless you're a pvptard where only poise matters anyway)

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >use the horse

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ₐₘₐₜₑᵣₐₛᵤ

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Tiche, we're leaving

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A fun boss

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If I had anything positive to say about Fire Giant, he easily has the best music in the game.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Triple shot crossbow and bleed bolts = you can beat him at lvl 1

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only boss where the %hp damage from black flame spells actually felt remotely impactful.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Black Flame shreds him.

      Based BlackflameCHAD. Inshallah we will get Black Flame Combustion in the DLC

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's wrong? I just hugged his feet and he didn't touch me.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    filtering homosexuals like you

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They thought the players werent moronic and gave them a choice.

    They should have just made him adjudicator 2.0 and have every attack but the weak point do literally zero damage so maybe the brain dead Black folk would realize he has weakpoints.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    On my first run I hated the open world. Thought it was meandering, pointless, ugly, etc. Getting to the Snowfield of Giants and onward I started to love the game because it turned into a linear, straight forward adventure again. Was surprised to see so many people complain about it originally, and I'm still shocked that people praise Limgrave. Limgrave sucks. But I've beaten the game thrice by now and enjoy all the individual elements.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mid game was terribly under balanced so Mountain Tops catches people off-guard with the jump in difficulty.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tbh I mentally checked out after stormveil, the open world is just so mundane, like yeah great vistas as always but it wasn't fun at all.
      I think many people just couldn't appreciate the mountaintop because of burn out, the area has some decent dungeons and mogh is still goated

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hated it moreso because it was just a massive waste of potential in terms of level design. You hear of a place called the Mountaintops of the Giants and think it's gonna be some perilous area that will have you thinking more about the terrain than the combat. But then you cross the big chain, and it's more like a canyon you circle upwards in, encountering a bunch of middling dungeons and overworld bosses until you reach the Fire Giant (almost all of which you can blitz past on torrent). tbf, I was kind of burnt-out at that point and I think it soured my view of the game more than it probably should have.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        One of my biggest disappointments was coming across the Consecrated Snowfield and realizing they tacked on ANOTHER snow area. It's really not that fun

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man, From really needs to do something better with the giants/monsters boss fights, they are starting to get really boring

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rykard was fine because they gave us a big frick you range weapon. Placi is fun because (or despite?) of how slow it is.

      Problem is when a thing gets too big it just becomes unfeasible to create a normal fun fight against it, it just needs some gimmick to make it work.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In the first souls games it was okay because the a idea was that you were an ant fighting a Goliah and they had lots of limitations at time, but now this shit is old and they have much better tech and experience doing these games.

        Even if the boss is just cinematic and easy like the Divine Dragon it's still better than attacking the enemies feet until they die.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Even if the boss is just cinematic and easy like the Divine Dragon
          Thats pretty much the solution, you gotta give the player some gimmick to make these giant fights work, again, Rykard is one of my favorites and Serpent Hunter is a big reason for it.
          >it's still better than attacking the enemies feet until they die.
          This was just them poorly communicating the 2nd phase, you were supposed to hit his hands as he takes double damage on them.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Placi was ass. Midir shits all over placi. Rykard is far far worse of a cinematic fight than divine dragon.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >das3sperm is moronic
          every time

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is the first Giant in these that has lived up to my expectations of fighting a giant. He is fricking massive and doesn't look like some abstract faceless golem. It's like From is obsessed with putting giants in their games, but they're afraid to commit to the concept of "what if man but huge" because it's inherently kind of goofy.
    It still suffers from the usual problem of hugging ankles and being so close that you can never actually see the thing you're fighting against, though.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It still suffers from the usual problem of hugging ankles and being so close that you can never actually see the thing you're fighting against, though.
      The real issue here is that if you don't do this, you're just building the window-dressing for a gimmick fight, or there's no reason for it to be literally a giant. If there was some kind of Dragon's Dogma-esque system built around climbing bosses and hitting them, it might be easier to translate that into a better fight in the same vein as the rest, but it's not built around that, and thus cannot generate the same degree of intensity.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >because it's inherently kind of goofy.
      Its not goofy, its just impossibly complicated to work normally, ike i said

      Rykard was fine because they gave us a big frick you range weapon. Placi is fun because (or despite?) of how slow it is.

      Problem is when a thing gets too big it just becomes unfeasible to create a normal fun fight against it, it just needs some gimmick to make it work.

      We had ceaseless discharge and dragon god as "giant fire enemies" and they both try a gimmick to make it work. When it becomes too big you have to do a gimmick.

      [...]
      Not an issue in DD
      Climbing is probably main reason I got into this game
      [...]
      It's more a jump in overworld enemy HP, I tried engaging with the game in the snow area fighting enemies as they came.
      But it was SOTFS-tier enemy spam, each had a bajillion HP, like 2 attack animations total AND I could just ride past them on my horse to the more interesting parts

      Eh, i've seen the footage of climbing and while its visually more engaging than pedicure i doesnt seem that more mechanically interesting, no offense of course, DD seems like a fun game overall. Do they still play up the darkness/night aspect like during the first game early showings?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i doesnt seem that more mechanically interesting
        It's just fun to climb up a monster to hit it's weakpoint

        Any boss bigger than x4 the player size inevitably ends up just being boring unreadable visual noise.
        If an enemy doesn't fit on the screen when I swing my sword at it should not exist.

        MonHun does it just fine, it's an issue with how a game is designed as a base.
        I -could- say it's because FROM makes explorative games and can't focus on single fights as much as MH... But DD pulls of giant boss fights too.
        FROM ankle-snipping is just tired now
        >darkness/night aspect
        I haven't actually played DD2 yet, just beat DDDA a decade ago

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          fighting big enemies is just a pain in general
          it works in monhun because the whole game is basically a battle of attrition and endurance, like, you're purposelly putting yourself in a bothersome situation
          plus most monsters move like they're spastic so their head is lowered and level with the player

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That dude offers up his severed leg to his god for power in order to defeat you.
    He ain't going out like a b***h, son.

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any boss bigger than x4 the player size inevitably ends up just being boring unreadable visual noise.
    If an enemy doesn't fit on the screen when I swing my sword at it should not exist.

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Even that giant baby from Lords of the Fallen is better than the Fire Giant

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >finally decide to play astrologer
    >it's the most fun I've ever had in a video game

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's perfectly fine, you're just bad.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    literally
    LITERALLY
    just run up to his feet and hit them. roll when he tries to hit you. literally.
    dont bother with the mount

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    comet azur/meteorite of astel, envoy's longhorn, mohg's spear/marais/rob, black flame tornado
    literally just brute force it with shard spiral/pest threads or % damage the fricker
    what annoys me the most about the fight is how loud the music is

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i thought this boss was cool as frick first time I fought him. homie rips off his own frickin leg for a chance to kill you.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lose patience in my STR/FTH run and jump to rykard
    >realize that you can literally stunlock the second phase to death with the serpent hunter's WA
    I'll keep that in mind for future runs so I can gold scarab him, welp I wasn't expecting that to go so easily
    How the frick are you supposed to use the godslayer greatsword's WA by the way, that damn thing takes forever to charge and the black fire DoT only hits for a second

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all bf spells and aows kinda suck because you can usually output far bigger numbers with status or select gear
      with the godslayer gs you basically smack them around and use the wa when there's a huge opening, spamming it is not very good

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Make a boss in an arena that you think would encourage the use of torrent
    >Boss actively reads any attempt to use him and punishes
    I don't even know why the horse is there tbqh. It gets worse with elden beast since the arena is equally big but you can't even summon torrent but otherwise this is maybe the worst boss concept in the game

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's always fun seeing the bosses people hate in souls games, they're almost never the same ones I hate.
    For Elden Ring the only boss in the entire game that I fricking hate is the godskin duo

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He has the same problem as the ancient dragons where you just mindlessly swing at their undersides while their attacks happen off screen.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fantastic boss that filtered shitters

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I beat him on my second attempt and thought the fight was shit.
      All you do is attack his legs and dodge every now and then, I'm not sure how that was fantastic from a gameplay perspective.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >a bunch of vtubers are better at the game than most of nu-/v/
    Comical. Humorous even.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >vtubers aren't supposed to know how to play games... because

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm just laughing exactly cause many here would think that they wouldn't be, maybe even the same that whine and complain about bosses being bullshit.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't hate them because they're assumedly bad at vidya, I hate them because they're lying attention prostitutes.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm playing this for the first time and in my 80 hours I have not been invaded or even seen a summon sign from a player once. Why does no one want to play with me?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you have to summon someone or use an item to be invaded, and you can only see summon signs if you use an item

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Drop down the balcony in the Roundtable and kill the invading NPC. Use the item you get to allow invasions.
      Use Finger for summon signs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think you need to use a consumable to see summon signs, also only coopers get invaded unless you use taunter’s tongue.

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >HAHAHA DISABRED GIANT

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sometime i feel like im a 200iq genius because the people i saw b***hing about this dude and other bosses makes me think i live in a world of moronic Black folk

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I beat him on my second try. I didn't even know people had a problem with it, the horse made it piss easy to dodge

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody else suffering from constants crashing and freezing, any solutions to it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      play on console :^)

      NOOOO YOU CHEATED YOURSELF AND THE GAME
      >t. Black folk that overlevel the frick of every single challenge in the game and waste hours just grinding mats and farming souls

      kys schizo

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This but Demon of Hatred from Sekiro.
    Fricking Miyahacky, I never bothered with ER btw

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    /v/irgins and dogmasissies hyperventilate and get an aneurysm if a boss doesn't let you sit on its head and then stagger for 20 seconds and drool in an idle animation for 5 minutes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that pitiful FP bar
      what the frick are you doing?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        leveling only vig and str like average moronic soulsperm

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Black person you do not need that much fricking FP.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can control where you lock on and your camera

          zased

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Here he is getting banned on steam and advertising it on Ganker. This is from the BG3 threads.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Here he is getting banned on steam and advertising it on Ganker. This is from the BG3 threads.

            >thread immediately dies
            Dragonirian samegays hard

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Hes in the bg3 thread trying to talk about himself lol

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Here he is getting banned on steam and advertising it on Ganker. This is from the BG3 threads.

            Holy fricking based.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Here he is getting banned on steam and advertising it on Ganker. This is from the BG3 threads.

            >Webm troon plays baldur's gate 3
            The guy really is fricked from the molestation

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Explains why he spends all his time invading and dying. Hes reenacting his molestation virtually.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Here he is getting banned on steam and advertising it on Ganker. This is from the BG3 threads.

            Imagine your socials getting banned every time you try bragging on Ganker lol.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Hes 90% of the posts in a thread.
              >anon points him out
              >thread friends to a halt because he panics
              >he only comes back if people start insulting him
              >uses his posts to call himself based

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You mean like a fricking RPG and not a Devil May Cry clone?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no, like boring shit

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >use dagger
    >blackflame buff thing
    >r1 him to death
    gaming.

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fell god fell from the sky
    huh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He literally got slain by Marika according to the stone face shield.

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bro's made of faces on faces wtf

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's really cool if you play ranged class. If you play melee he's boring. Kinda like dragons.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both Fire Giant and Dragins are great for melee classes as long as you understand when to keep your spacing and when to move around and under the boss

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish pyro incantations were stronger. I only ended up using the big ball one.

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is this game not balanced at all?
    hit and run tactics on your horse or spamming projectiles from afar will get you through 98% of the fights.
    you don't even have to engage with your enemies, why is the design so shit?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >choose to not do mechanics
      >waaaaah why is the design so shit

      I hope you realize that you are moronic.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >choose to not do mechanics
        NTA but does it only count as engaging in a fight if you get in their faces?
        Anon's just going magic mongolian on their asses, not his fault the game can't cope with it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The game gives you tons of options to play. Its not Elden rings fault that the moron chose to play like a moron and ignore the fun parts of the game.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        anon the defining thing about a good boss fight is the boss can not be cheesed easily and can deal with basically anything you can do.
        it was the devs who put horse combat and magic spam in the game. but they didn't program the enemies to be able to deal with it.

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT THE FRICK WERE THEY THINKING?!!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Exploitable monke

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only bosses I didn't enjoy in the entire game were ulcerated tree spirits and elden beast
    The rest were great and I wish there was a rechallenge option like Sekiro has.

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This fricker is absolutely massive, that lic really doesn't do him justice

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've beaten him with ash summons, Alexander and solo and I still hold the belief that this boss is a mistake. Truly a low point on the journey. How do you get Rykard so perfectly with a dedicated monster slayer weapon and then ignore the aspect that made that fight so good with fire giant? Boy I sure can't wait to see jack and shit while I whale on his leg instead of marvel at his size as I dodge his attempts to flatten me.

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I first beat the game, I died more to him than I did to the Godskins, Gurranq/Maliketh, Mohg, Godfrey/Hoarah Loux, and Radagon/Elden Beast combined.
    The same thing happened during my most recent playthrough. For some reason this fricker just filters the hell out of me.

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like fire giant because it's piss easy if you're not moronic and since most of the playerbase is beyond moronic you can always get summoned there

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remembered hearing all kinds of shit about this dude, that you needed torrent to fight him, that he was bullshit and ruined the game, etc etc and then i got to him and he was a bog standard big dude roll souls fight that takes like 3 attempts on average

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      everyone who gives an advice to do any horse fighting ever is a complete mouthbreather

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Torrent movement is extremely helpful, and so are his charged attacks, but the game is designed for you to mount and dismount to DPS (in fact dismounting gives riposte-like iframes)

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Torrent movement is extremely helpful, and so are his charged attacks
          it's not, horse is a moron trap and exists purely for moving to places where you can't teleport to

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, without Torrent, Fire Giant AOE attacks and movement would almost feel challenging, but you can actually chase him down and trivialize most of its ranged/flame pillar/slow projectile attacks thanks to Torrent

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Is every single big boss fight a foot massage simulator?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >WHAT THE FRICK WERE THEY THINKING?
                Mmmh, I love feet. Yummy feet so good, nom nom nom.
                >t. Miyazaki

                Yes, see above

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >trivialize most of its ranged/flame pillar/slow projectile attacks
              you can trivialise them by not being shit
              this also has a bonus of not being bogged down by a moron horse

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It doesn't take that long to get on or off of torrent.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Feel free to post your own webm showing how you deal with Fire Giant phase 1 without using Torrent. I'm sure it can be done, but it would take much longer than using a tool specifically made to boost movement

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                run towards it
                roll the wave
                run towards the leg and dps it with whatever
                wow it was hard

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it can mix flame of the fell god with other attacks, or throw fireballs/pillars all around him, it's not just one attack

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It annoys me that you don't use the cool heh ash of war on that weapon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's probably the boss whose difficulty is most affected by your level.
      if you rushed through a lot of the game and haven't levelled so much you'll struggle a frick ton but high levels clear him on few attempts.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i did him at low level pretty easily but i did bring a (single) katana

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people keep calling fire giant a DPS check
    >I got by just fine smacking him with a keen zweihander with giant hunt
    Am I missing something here? Does he do something different if you don't kill him in a certain amount of time?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no, soulsperms keep getting hit so for them it's a dps check of doing enough damage before shitter flasks run out

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what are some good sets that work with the greathelm?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gelmir knight (really most of the knight sets, I just prefer gelmir due to its coloration), vagabond.=, scaled kinda works with it too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I used this with Confessor chest and I forgot what else. Works good for a paladin type thing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I use this with the Ronin Chest piece, Blaidd gauntlets and scaled Armor legs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most of the lordsworn soldier sets. Use with raya Lucarian soldier hands and boots and a soldier chestpiece of your choice.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The intended sets are blue/eye surcoat with chainmail but there's probably others that work.

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Brings up Dragons Dogma 2 for no reason

    It really is Dragons Dogma 1 vs Dark Souls again isn't it. Why does DD cause Fromsoftgays to become so insecure, you guys never acted like this with Nioh and other ACTUAL soulslikes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      meant for

      /v/irgins and dogmasissies hyperventilate and get an aneurysm if a boss doesn't let you sit on its head and then stagger for 20 seconds and drool in an idle animation for 5 minutes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's because Fromsofts only gameplay is combat and when another game comes out and does combat better than you objectively, they have nothing to say. DD has an actual archery system and an actual magic system too that mogs Elden Rings. Melee combat is also better due to how much more versatile/interactive it is (environmental, vertical through climbing, grabbing/throwing enemies)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >DD has
        it has fps issues, ps3 tier pop-in, one savefile for your whole life and trannies, crapcum shill

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you described Elden Ring.

          Remember when a 1080TI was getting dips when it first released? I remember because I had one. Your game is dogshit compared to kino Dogma

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Elden Ring doesn't have Pop-In or fps issues, and you can have multiple save files. Are you moronic or trolling?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It actually has major pop-in in places like Liurnia

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nobody as bad as ligma
                fricking xenoblade has less pop in

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                some vegetation appearing very close isn't the same as animals, npcs and even enemies popping in your face

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It does have FPS issues. The bellum highway/upper Liurnia zone falls below 60 very often, and I have a 3070.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >minor dips for a month
            >still ran fine on about anything
            >after a couple patches dips are entirely gone and ER runs on absolute toasters including average Ganker pc and deck
            >never had shit like npc popping in in ps3 tier 2 meter range
            >cancer's ligma
            >20 fps at best on streamtard $5k pcs
            >won't ever be fixed because crapcum doesn't care all their slop runs like shit
            have a nice day

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            More like troony’s goblin homie you have like 3 enemies

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I had a BLAST with it anyways.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            For some reason, ER just stops working if I don't play it for a while. It will just crash. I need to do a file check for it to work again. What the frick is up with that, it's like files just keep vanishing from my pc.

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Billy

    Just beat him first try without summons or Alexander. You're just shit if you think he's hard

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fought him fairly like every other boss on my first play through
    On my current play through I just NIHILd him to death because the fight is a fricking chore

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just wish his HP bar during his second phase was visually larger. I could hardly see if I damaged him or not the first time I fought him.

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have successfully managed to make Farum appear from everywhere in the map (except some spots in dungeons, I'll have to look into that). I sadly had to remove the central tornado because it was glitchy as hell and looked too dark. Here it is from Caelid. Do you like it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know it's the correct placement but it still looks closer than it should be.

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spammed Golden Vow-boosted Ancient Death Rancor and had my summon and Alexander distract him. Worked pretty well and got him down on my third try.

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's a FUN weapon for a FTH/DEX build
    I swear every time I try DEX I get bored and inevitably return to my trusted FTH/STR hammer routine, but I want to give it a good try this time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Traditional DEX weapons (i.e. light and fast) are trash in ER if you don't go for status buildup. Posture damage is king so heavy weapons will always be more powerful.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's the impression I got, which is a bit sad
        Maybe I'll just do Vyke's spear or try Siluria's Tree for a change

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How about Bolt of Gransax?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      flame art erdsteel dagger

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Halo Scythe. Good luck getting one to drop though

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Just found out there's an enemy holding a chest that you can kill for a frickton of runes
    Fricking hell this game has a tons of obscure shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Guardian Swordspear is REALLY good but like other anon says it feels like a big heavy thing that happens to scale off DEX.
      That thing with Giants Hunt is good enough to do a whole build off of though. Easily top 10 weapon in the game while being a basic drop.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Meant for

        What's a FUN weapon for a FTH/DEX build
        I swear every time I try DEX I get bored and inevitably return to my trusted FTH/STR hammer routine, but I want to give it a good try this time

        sorry.

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have an extra Millicent's Prosthesis in pc?

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ankle slashing simulator
    what a fricking disaster

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    crazy to think SoTC did better giant bosses on the ps2

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, so people aren't memeing when they complain about that boss being hard? But the boss fight is just
    >punch his leg until it breaks and second phase starts
    >get to legs again and punch until death while he can do nothing about it
    >only occasional move a tiny bit away in case of fire
    If the complaint is that the boss fight is a bit shit because you are just slashing ankles until the fight is over I agree.

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