What the FRICK were they thinking?
You just see shit like this and remember you're playing a game designed for five year olds.
What the FRICK were they thinking?
What the FRICK were they thinking?
You just see shit like this and remember you're playing a game designed for five year olds.
The devs saw all the annoying effects people were ironically spamming in Mario Maker and unironically thought it looked good.
Imagine plants entirely designed to suck wiener existed.
Would humanity survive?
free fleshlight.
Goombella
It's unironically a good thing to introduce young children to new words like 'serene', it's not like they'll come across them in many other places these days.
That Goomba looks so se·rene [noun] - Calm, peaceful, untroubled; tranquil.
>+1 NEW WORD ADDED TO DICTIONARY COLLECTION!
A five word sentence in a brainslop videogame is such a great way to learn a language, it's not like children should be reading actual books anyway.
The point is about vidya vocabulary, not about whether kids should read books.
If you read more books as a kid (and as an adult) you'd probably have better reading comprehension.
You are an idiot with no idea on how to teach young children or anyone for that matter anything. Most people are utterly incompetent at teaching others, but I get really mad at people like you who are incompetent, but also way too confident about it. Teaching someone new things is almost an sacred act and can massively influence how someone views the world especially if they are still young like a child. If you have even a single fiber of decency left in your soul then you're going to think twice the next time you're about to comment on something you're utterly unqualified to do so.
In school.
You gay man.
>goomba twerking
>this flower pops up "aaawkward"
i will now buy your game
>Mario stomps on a Goomba
>"Well THAT just happened."
some kind of bizzaro world where that pasta predicting lines from the movie made it into the games instead somehow
would you believe something like that was in a mario 2d platformer if someone told you a year ago?
A year ago? I'd be in disbelief, but considering we got Netshitx Cowboy Bebop like, 2 years ago or something along with TOK and it's qwerky writing then I wouldn't be too surprised.
And it wouldn't bother me one bit.
WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELIN LIKE P DIDDY
I can't understand why autists are mad about it. It's cutesy humor that's been in Mario for a long time. It's like complaining that the piantas said things in sunshine or cappy in odyssey. It's not new.
Who looks at something harmless like this and genuinely gets mad at it? Are you seriously autistic or something?
The blue hats are uppity because they got nothing while Mario and Starfield are impressing.
I just don't want mario to become movieshit, that's all. Dialogue is disgusting and shouldn't be anywhere near a video game, especially cosmetic dialogue.
what's next? Is Mario gonna join the avengers and make some snarky and saracstic quip about Bowser's mother?
I don't know how Disney mind fricked you this hard, but I'm kind of impressed by it.
Holy shit meds.
Esl here, what accent has the plant? Burger accent or england accent?
I know that by looking at the title and reading Super Mario
>it looks like you're having a whimsical adventure in the mushroom kingdom! would you like some help with that?
no thanks i'm capable of having a magical fricking time without your help.
I really hope there’s an option to disable it, it was already getting annoying in the trailer alone
I don’t get why people are defending it, if this was any other platformer everyone would be calling it obnoxious or infantile
You have terminal autism. have a nice day
Stop feeling personally attacked
>What the FRICK were they thinking?
>You just see shit like this and remember you're playing a game designed for five year olds.
Miyamoto:
>Unless you're careful, there's a tendency for games like Mario that can be played by children to gradually become childish. Those making the game tend to unconsciously make them that way.
>Taking how Mario's line can be scripted as an example, they even propose to write, "Where'd my mommy go?". When someone in their fifties like me hears their player-character speak childishly like that, it doesn't quite sit right. After all, Mario wasn't a game only for children in the first place. As I make a game, I try to keep in mind that guys in their fifties will play it, too.
The barrier keeping Mario from becoming for toddlers is gone. You better hope he comes back or by the next game, Mario will be not for five year olds, but for toddlers. By 2030, even your infant will be able to play!
It's just the same concept as baby-talking babies being a terrible way to teach them anything, they learn from watching actual adults interacting between themselves and it's wrong to dumb it down.
The new Mario isn't a game for children, it's a game for baby-talkers.
How come you're replying to yourself?
How come you didn't take your meds today?
I think this game is extremely full of soul. I love the flower a lot and it adds to the game in a lot of cool ways.
What does it add besides unnecessary commentary?
The commentary is fun and soulful. It feels like a cute little cartoon that I will be controlling, just like how Mario should, using the commentary in that way is fun and unique. Very full of soul.
How does commentary make it like a cartoon rather than the animation?
The animation is also a big part of course. But the commentary adds another layer of fun and creativeness to it that hasn't been seen in games for a long time. It looks fun, silly and enjoyable.
forced commentary
It's not forced, it's fun!
Based enjoyer.
you're mentally 5 so don't worry
didn't they just take the talking flowers from alice in wonderland? the game is clearly taking inspiration from it, more than usual i mean
i dont remember any talking flowers
oh apparently they were in through the looking glass
never got around to reading that one
>the game gradually becomes incomprehensible
>we want the undertale audience
Why, yes, I shall be playing the game with the audio turned off. How could you tell?
You're a virgin hiding behind a chad. All chads love the flower.
It provides a humorous juxtaposition with your imminent slaughter of the Goomba
I’d rather just play the game without some flower telling me how to feel
The flower is stating his observation of a goomba’s disposition not telling you how to feel
>roll roll roll
5 year olds wouldn't make any sexual connections to the silly talking flower.
Or at least I would hope not.
How DARE they listen to my complaints about Mario being sterilized and actually attempt to liven up the world with unique quirks just like I wanted them to.
Onward and upward!
i can dig a weird flower narrator with the rest of the acid trip vibe.
oh my hecking god is that flower talking in a mario game this is clearly made for children!!!!
This but unironically
They were smart enough to get rid of companions in Zelda but decided to put them in 2D Mario instead
post goombas
that these talking flowers is what people are getting caught up on this time makes it so much funnier.
What's so bad about an easily ignorable background element?
It's not like it follows you around and comments and anything and everything that happens.
>*playful wolf barking*
holy frick I hate streamers
No, you see Mario and remember you're playing one of many games in a series designed for five year olds.
Baby franchise. *does a peace sign*
I jusy hope you can turn off the voice or at least use the jp one
adults don't waste time playing video games
I wanna frick this little twink until he's addicted to my wiener
That's all
your happiness is my happiness, anon
based, hope he shows up in-game so we get more fanart
I agree op this is for 5 year olds i prefer games like starfield they are for men like us
It's npc banter. The devs saw it in an open world game and wanted it too.
kino