What the fricking frick have they done to Super Mario RPG?

What the fricking frick have they done to Super Mario RPG? This remake has took all the soul and charm out the original game.

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >retro game gets a remake to put it up to modern scrutiny
    >it falls flat

    you hate to see it

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's an extremely conservative remake, everything is translated nearly 1:1 just in 3D, the only.three things that got changed drastically are Mario, Peach and Bowser's models that are closer to their modern appearance.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      ACK

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The translation was ruined, in an rpg that's one of the most important parts.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        What did they do?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but much of the script sticks to direct translation with no pop culture references. Frogfucius is Frog Sage, Mack is Claymorton, Hinopio is Cinder Toad, etc. It's probably the only thing localizers can point at to say "see? you need us because direct translations are boring!"

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >t. localizer

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was already ruined the instant it came out in 1996. It's Woolsey shit.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing was changed except a few character names.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's ugly as frick

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >charm
    What does this buzzword mean, and why is it always Nintendo fans who use it?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean Sony and Microsoft products don't have charm?

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The SMRPG demake is inferior to the original in every way.
    I'm glad it got quickly forgotten.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The original had no charm either. It's the most overrated RPG ever

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Skyrim

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    they sucked all the square influence out of it and re-released it as a lame nintendo game. You can tell square got taken out because they vaccuumed up all the shadows and made everything look like pastel colors instead of supersaturated oversoul

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It literally has FF music and the victory fanfare theme in it.

      The translation was ruined, in an rpg that's one of the most important parts.

      The new translation is strictly better.

      You people are idiots.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is not.

        you're a moron, the only complaint I had was some of the remixes but they let you use the old OST

        >some
        Try most of them. Good god basically every battle theme especially was bad.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they sucked all the square influence out of it

      Did sucking dicks of years destroy your brain from lack of oxygen?

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The remake was good, stop being contrarian.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a straight upgrade

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    you're a moron, the only complaint I had was some of the remixes but they let you use the old OST

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just want a game where I can suck on Peachy's cute toes

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Made it easier for tendies

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker still trying to TORtanic Mario RPG

    It didn't work with Bayonetta 3.
    It didn't work with Metroid Prime Remastered.
    It didn't work with Metroid Dread.
    It didn't work with Luigi's Mansion 3.
    It didn't work with Super Mario Bros Wonder.
    It didn't work with Shin Megami Tensei V.
    It didn't work with Pokemon Sword and Shield.
    It didn't work with Pokemon Scarlet and Violet.
    It didn't work with Astral Chain.
    It didn't work with Xenoblade Chronicles 2.
    It didn't work with Xenoblade Chronicles 3.
    And it didn't work here.

    Find some other shtick.

    • 4 months ago
      Victor LIVES

      Almost everythig on that list flopped, darren

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Listening to you clowns is like listening to Republicans.

        • 4 months ago
          Victor LIVES

          Tendies like you are the magatards. You literally voted for cheeto dictator because his red hat reminded you of mario's BING BING WAHOO hat.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Holy fricking cope and seethe
            Do snoys really?

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your rage bait would've gotten hundreds of replies 2 months ago. Learn to keep up.

  14. 4 months ago
    Victor LIVES

    Bingtendo nevef had ANY soul or charm

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They made it even easier sadly

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game was proof that the Mario Mandate didn't die, it got supercharged after the movie, and now you stupid fricks are frothing at the mouth for another remake with MvsDK, a game so sterile and soulless with removed death animations and soundbites from Martinet.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It made YouTubers and Twittergays start wondering why everyone wants Geno in Smash, and that was hilarious.

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