What the frick?

What the frick?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    still better than virgin last moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How so?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It isn't, that anon is clinically deranged.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i don't know, i tried playing VLR 3 times and i dropped it 3 times before just skimming the story online, i only tried a bit of ZTD ages ago and everything bad it has can be said about VLR too. i'll finish ZTD and see if it can go below VLR (very unlikely)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >hasn't actually played ZTD
          Oh, sweet summer child. You'll learn.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            bro... I... I'm sorry, if you can't handle VLR then the rest of ZTD will kill you

            my body is ready

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          bro... I... I'm sorry, if you can't handle VLR then the rest of ZTD will kill you

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sean, Eric & Mira (3)
    Suddenly, Sean's fist crashes through the plexiglass window.

    "Aah!"

    Mira jumps backward while Eric is frozen in shock.

    "Wh-What are you-!"

    Eric can't even finish speaking before Sean moves. Jumping through the broken window, he kicks the outside wall of the Visitor Room, causing it to crumble and reveal a giant hole. An alarm immediately starts blaring and police officers rush into the room, but Sean darts forward and takes them all down in a blink of an eye.

    He holds his hand out to Mira. "Let's go!"

    "Go... where...?"

    "I know where the transporter is being stored."

    "You're saying... we should go change history?" Eric finally stutters.

    Sean nods. "To stop young Mira from committing murder. Mira, I'm pretty sure that's the only way you can clear your sins."

    Mira stares out through the hole in the wall at the horizon extending beyond.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    aliens

  4. 2 years ago
    CPT Kenway

    Complex!

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >went from beloved to total hack to woke hack over the last decade
    Sasuga Uchikoshi.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Damn brat…

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'll sue!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        CARLOS, YOU butthole! YOU GOT IT WRONG!
        WHAT THE FRICK IS THAT STUPID THING ON YOUR HEAD?
        SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU FRICKING BRAT!
        MIRA IS MY ANGEL!

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why does phi look like that

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I still can't bring myself to finish it, I hate it.

    It's really tough to make a game so bad you retroactively make the previous games worse but frick me they did it.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the animation is so bad that it makes it a truly disturbing thriller in its uncanniness

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ZTD had two other writers besides Uchikoshi and Uchikoshi only wrote one, D-Team, so there's inconsistency with the quality. The game wouldn't have been a possibility if the series was not popular in the west so he was kinda forced into doing it. He wanted to make ZTD a standalone.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ZTD had two other writers besides Uchikoshi
      Why am I not surprised? It was so obvious while playing it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who wrote C team? It's the best team. I hope whoever wrote Q already kill himself though.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Delta being out of screen wasn't the issue since there are numerous clues but his motivations are complexly moronic

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are uchikoshi's other works as bad as Ai TSF?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no, i've heard the infinity series is pretty cool and of course. 999 is good, probably the only one you should play unless you're curious about the other two.
      honestly, ive no plans to play ai so i wouldn't know how to compare that with his other works

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      999 and VLR are the only ones I would recommend.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dont play VLR unless you want to feel compelled to play the shitheap that is ZTD

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Play 999 and VLR and pretend that ZTD was cancelled and never released

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >that image
      Just stay away from my franchise you tasteless filth.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      999 is his most iconic and original work.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hoeeeee~

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Are uchikoshi's other works as bad as Ai TSF?

        What does Cardcaptor Sakura have to do with Zero Time Dilemma???

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          both are shit.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i genuinely liked this game just as much as 999. I dont see why people say the story was bad and wrapped up most of it except for the cliff hanger ending

    my only criticism is changing jumpy to grumpy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nah, bitter and jaded junpei was great.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Personally the presentation already makes it really hard to take the game seriously. Terrible animations, change of artstyle, random character redesigns (why is Akane's hair purple? Why did Phi completely change styles?).
      But that I can somehawt see past if the rest is good, but it's not. Events border on absurd, you get random alien technology that no one bats an eye at, VLR sets up Sigma/Phi but the payoff for them, especially the latter, is weak. Kyle, as another anon brought up, is nowhere to be seen, the moral question of shifting is brought up but you have characters acting schizophrenic over it, I could go on.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i dotn see how kyle would exist at at this point in time since he's a clone of sigma. He created the clone after the catastrophe

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ?t=2021

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            so that character we play in ztd is kyle, not sigma then. But its kyle who believes he's sigma, not kyle?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No, the alternate ending and other plot threads were cut out of ZTD in rewrites, originally Snake was supposed to show up as well in ZTD.
              Sigma in ZTD is Sigma, the same Sigma as the one who is sent back at the end of VLR

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No, the alternative ending is from the perspective of Kyle's body (the one that was in the pod). The rest of the game is from Sigma's perspective.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So was Phi always supposed to be sigma's daughter, or was it an asspull in ztd?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where's Kyle?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      up uchikoshi's ass

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Where is he?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I loved it.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    yeah, i went into ztd expecting it to be some sort of unprecedented trainwreck, but it was good. i certainly enjoyed it more than I did vlr

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >defending a lying conman
    An hero, homosexual.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder Uchikoshi threw out his original ZTD script and gave us the trainwreck we got instead

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking loved VLR, marathoned it in 48 hours 100% completion.
    Too bad ZTD sucked in comparison, Diana and Miras breasts don't save it as hard as they try to.
    The worst part about ZTD is that it set up ANOTHER game when Uchikoshi knew it would never be made.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      VLR is an awesome experience. I don't get the people that hate on it. I'd even put it above 999

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It really felt like 999 but amped up and expanded on the themes of it, which is what a sequel should be.
        Moments like Alice flip flopping trust or betray when you go back and choose the one you didn't choose first is crazy when you first experience it.
        I also think that its really cool how different your first playthrough unravels depending on if do Dios ending first or not

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The ending reveals the story is held by a thread, it relies on Sigma never looking at anything resembling a reflection, him not touching his eyes or face, no one asking what his eye thing is, Dio being a fricking STUPID moron DUMBASS, etc, etc.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          But all of those things were set up by Sigma and Akane so that they would happen like that. Reflections are completely removed except for the pond in the garden.
          I don't think people would be worried about his eye when K is walking around as a giant robot and they are speaking to an AI rabbit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Reflections are completely removed
            they're not though

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't understand why they didn't just give him a fake eye, him having a weird eye thing instead has no added story relevance.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Because Uchi is a fricking moron who can't sell a twist to save his life.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The whole Titanic thing makes sense since the point is to make them (and you) believe they're in a sinking ship. Alice though, I can't tell if they changed their mind with VLR or it it was always meant to be a 'gotcha!'.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically worth your time unlike VLR which consists of like 70% padding with an end full of terrible twists.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ai is 80% padding

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Atleast the padding in AI is entertaining and not even close to 80% while VLR is full of wiki dumps and other shit that lead to godawful twists

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pretty good murder mystery. Just wish there was no weeb shit and Japanese media took itself seriously for once

      how's nirvana initiative any way?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're gonna hate nirvana initiative, it's 200% more wacky and more anime and less serious than somnium files

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i haven't touched the second one but as far as the first one goes AI is fricking horrible murder mystery.
        every clues that the game gives you leads to nothing because in the last 10% of the game goes, oh btw this machine has this supernatural power and the whole mystery is just this power also under no circumstance i should tell you about it, oh why did i just tell you? because i was feeling like it.
        i could go on and on about how shit the story of the game is but since the writer didn't want to thought about his story then why should i

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    you can shill ztd all you want but pulling 999 a genuine masterpiece down to do it is a terrible fricking idea

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >999 a genuine masterpiece
      i like it, but if you think it's a masterpiece, then go read some fricking literature jesus christ

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >its not a masterpiece because... its just not okay?!
        >books are inherently better because... they just are okay?!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          are inherently better because
          what, too many letters for your peabrain to handle? No problem - there are enough cinematic masterpieces as well. Hopefully watching a 90 minute movie would be easier for you

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lets have a few examplesof what you think are masterieces in vn and literature, yeah?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >masterieces in vn
          don't know any, i'm not big on vn
          >literature
          crime and punishment, odyssey, divine comedy, master and margarita,

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Zero Escape > Danganronpa >>> Ace Attorney
    >999 > ZTD >>> VLR
    Kinda based i must say.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did he get filtered by the puzzles in VLR or what?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no he's an insane critic

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This doesn't tell me anything.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Anyone with a brain knows the ending makes the entire thing feel pointless for a dozen reasons.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Name half a dozen.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The whole thing working relies on Dio being a braindead moron, apparently nobody saw it fit to mention Sigma's eye thing, whenever Sigma flirts with the girls no one tells him he's a disgusting old man, also he never found out he's an old man by hearing his own voice or seeing his own reflection EVER, radical 6 making it so no one notices that they are on the moon is moron omega level of logic because there are more ways to find out you are in a place with different gravity than feeling floaty or things falling, characters choose wen to be literally Albert Einstein or complete morons, etc.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You named plot contrivances, not a single of which makes the events of the game prior to the ending feeling pointless.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So his critique is that VLR isn't crazy enough?
          What a fricking moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >an e-celeb starts streaming game
      >game threads start popping on Ganker
      interedasting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >hits betray 5 times at the AB game
      My fricking coins

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically the best way to experience ZTD was through this stream, I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
      Last time I played ZTD was 6 years ago or w/e and I did not remember it being that janky.
      ZE still holds a special place in my heart even though it's pretty moronic most of the time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I experienced the entire series through his streams, frick "playing" visual novels, though I disagree with his opinions VLR is clearly the best one. 999 is too boring and ZTD is literally moronic

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just wish it was an actual visual novel and not the movie shit with bad animations we got

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone have a mega for the patch?

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that this game was made as a result of a fan campaign to get a sequel to VLR, and then proceeded to not be a sequel to VLR

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i kind wish uchikoshi would work with the persona team at atlus. the atlus team could focus on creating good characters while uchikoshi could create the the overall plot

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Snail strikes again

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ai TSF and AiNi are shit

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    game was a solid 8/10 even with all the bullshit

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    999 was never good.

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