moron, fuel doesn't have to mean petrol or gasoline. Wood is fuel for a fire. Fuel is literally just whatever can be used to power something, which in this case is souls in coin form.
Considering there exists space ships and planes made up entirely of machinery (Mechanus? Forgot the name) it doesn't seem that random, especially for a planeswalker who might've picked up on some outlandish concepts.
Also fuel doesn't just mean modern petrolium. Wood is fuel for fire etc.
>Hurr dur how do they know what fuel is? fricking wokes ruining fantay >OWNED LEFTOIDS
Fuel for teh forget is an ancient expression. Not to mention karlach has been in hell where they have spaceships, robots exist in the setting.
Or it could be her phrases are generally themed around heat, flames and her engine.
I thought she was "Reddit basic b***h boring tomgirl" anon? SURELY a curveball for an ending wouldn't irritate those same people complaining she was too by the numbers, would it?!
I don't know what you're referencing as if Ganker is all one person but if she's too by the numbers it's because she was a late addition that has the least amount of content. VA deserves a fricking award though, if I read her dialogue on paper it would probably be shit.
the funniest part of Karlach is instead of being a butch dyke like you'd think they'd write her, she is instead a bubbly genki tomboy straight out of a dating sim and it's great
>be me >dragonborn sorcerer >find karlach, immediately realize that devil-fed gung-ho bullshit coming from wyll was all wrong >save her life >literally drop shadowb***h once I realize how much more charming karlach the bubbly optimist is >finally reach baldur's gate, encounter the drow prostitute duo >definitely not into that gay shit >she isn't either >That'sMyGirl.webm >later she wakes me up for a fun little date together at the end of the world >very happy with my romance choice >she invites me to seal the deal that night >BusinessIsBoomin.jpg >think to myself, Larian might be full of blue-haired spastic gays, and I might have had to turn down literally every horny male companion multiple times to get here, but i finally made it with the only female companion who's personality isn't cardboard >sex scene begins >TheEagleHasLanded.webm >cant wait for my intimate moment >forced to watch in horror as Karlach literally picks up my straight male 7 foot tall dragonborn by the waist, throws my legs in the air, and essentially sodomizes me >forced to skip the cutscene i waited all game for due to the sheer cringe radiating from my screen
Everything involving romance in this game is a sham written by twisted buttholes.
that actually happens though i'm not him, and i fapped to it
>Things that never happened and other tales by the bearbroken
>be me >dragonborn sorcerer >find karlach, immediately realize that devil-fed gung-ho bullshit coming from wyll was all wrong >save her life >literally drop shadowb***h once I realize how much more charming karlach the bubbly optimist is >finally reach baldur's gate, encounter the drow prostitute duo >definitely not into that gay shit >she isn't either >That'sMyGirl.webm >later she wakes me up for a fun little date together at the end of the world >very happy with my romance choice >she invites me to seal the deal that night >BusinessIsBoomin.jpg >think to myself, Larian might be full of blue-haired spastic gays, and I might have had to turn down literally every horny male companion multiple times to get here, but i finally made it with the only female companion who's personality isn't cardboard >sex scene begins >TheEagleHasLanded.webm >cant wait for my intimate moment >forced to watch in horror as Karlach literally picks up my straight male 7 foot tall dragonborn by the waist, throws my legs in the air, and essentially sodomizes me >forced to skip the cutscene i waited all game for due to the sheer cringe radiating from my screen
Everything involving romance in this game is a sham written by twisted buttholes.
Its a known bug some people report reloading a save fixes it.
The game does not distinguish male ot female in sex scenes sometimes.
>no mention of breeding because ma modernity >Kind of ruins it.
Honestly I'm just glad they didnt troon and muh feminism'd her like owlcat did with every white female.
Funny enough going good path dark urge and good shadowheart have surprising amounts of parallels.
Owlcat just has severe mommy issues. To get the best ending you have to automatically infer what your literal mommy/witch wants you to do and then do it. Russians are cucked big time, it turns out.
The event flags are all fricked up. Shadowheart cut her hair but I didn't see the event. I had to turn down Gale's magic show because I realized it wasn't magic at all only to later get pulled into the fricking magic show and have to turn him down again. Then that same night the fricking Ilithid tries to frick me.
>Literally and canonically loses her soul >Not specified if the soul goes into the afterlife or if it's destroyed by the transformation >Slowly lose yourself as you become a sociopath who's top priorities are your own freedom and life, in the best case >Better
I'm genuinely surprised the emperor doesn't just betray the shit out of you, if you go along with his plan. Like, there's somehow no way to make him free the gith frick so they can have a happy ending/civil war but he also gives a happy? ending. I don't see the point.
She literally dies right then and there, mind flayers just steal the memories of their host. The tadpole is the mindflayer, the infected is just the food used for the evolution. If you turn into a mindflayer you’re not the same person as before, the tadpole just inherited your memories. Cannonically abberations in DND are souless.
>Cannonically abberations in DND are souless.
Yes >If you turn into a mindflayer you’re not the same person as before, the tadpole just inherited your memories.
Explain Orpheus and in part the Emperor being themselves then.
If there was a way to clone our brains perfectly and had your brain replaced it wouldn’t be your original sentience inhabiting that body despite retaining your memory and personality.
A mind flayer comes onto you for sex at one point too. When I saw him laying out watching the sky shirtless I knew what the scene was going to entail and I just shook my head
When will they learn nobody wants to see gay sex with hairy dudes?
Trans porn is the #1 most popular category, IF they have to include troony shit in their game, at least let us frick the cute ones. If this was a Jap developed game, they'd let me have my own harem of traps and femboys.
I'll wait for mods then to add more partners/sex scenes as well as a proper tit/dick sliders. If my futa drow isn't rocking at least nine inches I can't immerse myself in the character.
It baffles me that a game so heavily marketed to the degeneracy crowd needs MODS for shit like this. I mean it's 2023 and we're still doing fade to black sex scenes in an era where thousands of dudes earn a living making masterwork animations of your favourite fictional characters being fricked by dogs.
What is this safe horny hellscape and how do I get out of it.
10 months ago
Anonymous
bearsex virality caught larian off guard, journos ran with it more than anything, and they just let it happen. The game wasn't meant to be a AAA WEG, besides buying larian anything before definitive edition is straight stupidity
I'm convinced they ran out of time and just used the same animation for male and female. Either that or it's a bug and the models are swapped, it looks too awkward even for a woman on top position.
Yeah, likely more content. Doubt itll add much to the game
Div OS 2 was the same shit on release. They should fix it up a bit once they release whatever enhanced edition they throw together but thats a year or two out at least.
Dos2 had 12 acts planned initially. Kek.
Rather 2y than one. Look how slow they are patching. Swen said they started a new ip and wotc surely wants another game. Bg4 doesn't seem to include tav, if it's planned (doubt it).
Was released early, so larian can pay loans back and let us idiots playtest act 3 so they can earn actual money on console release.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>so larian can pay loans back and let us idiots playtest act 3 so they can earn actual money on console release.
reviews make up around 2% of people who bought games on steam. 162,234 is 2% of 8,111,700. they made serious bank already.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Baldur's Gate 1 max level was between 9 and 10. You zoomers are spoiled.
Div OS 2 was the same shit on release. They should fix it up a bit once they release whatever enhanced edition they throw together but thats a year or two out at least.
I don't understand this character. Her backstory is that she was conscripted and forced to be a soldier in hell for ten years which sounds pretty brutal but then whenever she talks she sounds like a chirpy teenage girl.
Is this supposed to be some kind of coping mechanism, a symptom of ptsd or is endless war in Hell in this setting no worse than a game of laser tag with the lads?
It's not like she got out of Avernus unscathed, you see her tard rage out all the time. A lot of it is definitely a mask to cope with how she managed to get out of hell but only temporarily.
it's supposed to show that despite all the shit she's been through she's managed to stay positive
Also there are traces of the typical hellish influence, she has no qualms with using soul coins for one example, and her barbarian rage is another good example
The entire cast is wretched and constantly gives off writer's pet vibes where you're not allowed to go off the rails of whatever their 'vision' for that character is.
I tried to dick down the voldermort looking c**t, had to pass multiple checks just to be the dominate one and still the morning after cutscene implies she had her way with me. Why even have the option to try and top her if the game isn't going to follow through?
God, could you imagine if this was a JP game with height/weight/tit sliders on top of penis/vegana options? The developer would be CRUCIFIED by the gaming media.
I've yet to find anything as horny in BG3 as grooming Leliana so she'll agree to a threesome with a filthy pirate hooker.
Maybe this guy needs to play more RPGs.
Why do you think it's impossible for a tall woman to work out?
10 months ago
Anonymous
A tall woman who's fit will still look like a woman and be traditionally femine, unless she starts using steroids and other suplements.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Well this [...]
And what about Karlach doesn't fit that description? She's got goddamn hourglass figure.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>hourglass figure
Delusional.
10 months ago
Anonymous
The frick would you call this then?
10 months ago
Anonymous
Body of a man, head of a "woman". Typical westoid designs made by people who cry and shiver whenever they see an actually curvy, feminine woman with breasts.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Well this
A tall woman who's fit will still look like a woman and be traditionally femine, unless she starts using steroids and other suplements.
what a moronic argument, it's precisely because it's a fantasy setting that the devs can do whatever they want, and they are troony lovers who create troony characters
We shouldn't try to stop anyone from creating their own world of fantasy. Humans are fricking vulgar. Why stop it? Are you trying to be controlling like the left?
Because stopping degeneracy thar's been destroying society for the past years is exactly what we should do. Notice how much healthier society was when we still laughed at gays and trannies.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Being old enough to remember that society, I dont see it at all.
>Litteral demon spawn >Was sold into slavery to be a soldier on the frontline of hell >spent years fighting the bloodiest, most violent battle in the multiverse against litteral demons for her devil masters >Escapes to the mortal plane >Acts like a typical girl boss yaaasss slay gurl
This needs to fricking stop.
>finally back from hell >wants to make up for the lost years of her life and put the horrors of the past behind her >some homosexual online takes offense to that
I gave it to my monk and I was throwing him into hordes of zombie to give them disadvantage on attacks
It's broken - like it's supposed to since it's a divine artifact
I wish more games had items which are op on purpose instead of that whole balance mumbo jumbo
Mace made me feel like a divine ray of light destroying darkness more then all of wotr's angel path despite it being about that
In Shar's temple I, as usual, turned spirit guardians on and parked Shadowheart right in the middle of a crowd of enemies. I didn't even realize what happened after I killed my paladin like this as well.
Karlach has reddit mannerisms (like her idle animation) but overall she's probably my favorite companion, too bad she as nothing to do with the main mission so she barely adds a anything to the story
Change her default hair and give her some breasts and she would be pretty alright. Same with Shadowheart. With how the current thing is to make female characters somewhat unattractive and leave it to modders to fix them I can only wonder how long before modders get targeted for doing such things.
And then in contrast you see shit like this everywhere.
The mere existence of Shadowheart and Jaheira made it that more apparent how the 3rd act of the game is flooded by Black folk EVERYWHERE.
you have to be EXTREMELY comfortable with your girl and sexuality to do reverse missionary, because it's very emasculating if you're not. same with getting your ass ate and played with.
im in the middle of act 3 with some mummy lord and now i have to deal with nine finger shit when im literally just tryin to find a frickin way to bhaal b***h so i can get my gay bear back
when does the timer officially start for that? still have to do the murder trial and robot factory nonsense
i cant even find the circus
i dont really want him back i just want to kinda finish the game by now. its very annoying switching characters to do their respective quests. still gotta find a way to cazadors and i just got done with the gale shit.
tryin to figure out how to get to the undercity portion so i can finish the mummy lord shit and end up gettin even more quests in the process
i wouldn't complain about this in other acts but now i kinda am because "hurduur ill speak to jaheira i have 9 fingers" and now i gotta find some other OG BG hero.
mystic carrion so i can fix the painter that got possesed. the quest i was initially trying to do but then had to find his corpse employees and then they told me about his heart that is down below.
so in the process of just tryin to find a way to fix the painter you saved in act 1, i got distracted by mystic carrion, where i would have to find his parts to destroy to weaken, it lead me to frickin jaheira nonsense and minsc shit.
like i shouldn't be complaining about side content but god damn do they dump a shit load on you when they put a sense of some urgency on saving a kidnapped companion.
yeah the town where you find out about wylls father and rescue people from the burning building in act 1 has a hidden hideout where it leads to you retrieving the package from the gnoll cave to the east that contains the grenade the sprouts the beholderkin.
inside the hideout is a painter guy you save and you find him later on in act 3 in the spooky ghost mansion
but yeah i dont care for my kidnapped companion but i also dont want to dilly dally around the whole time if it means they are going to die after a certain amount of long rests
How do they know what fuel is? What octane fuel exists in the baldur's gate D&D universe? are there internal combustion engines?
Pretty sure the saying "fuel for the fire" comes from burning wood, which we've been doing for forever.
Hush, anons like him don't study history. Stop trying to destroy his reality.
You don't need to study to know that fuel doesn't automatically means gasolin.
He isn't, her heart is actually referred to as an infernal engine in the game.
Fuel is derived from the old french fouaille which referred to firewood.
There's machines in the Nine Hells, which is where Karlach has been the last 10 years
moron, fuel doesn't have to mean petrol or gasoline. Wood is fuel for a fire. Fuel is literally just whatever can be used to power something, which in this case is souls in coin form.
Forges
Campfires
Our own stomach
Magic
etc
Considering there exists space ships and planes made up entirely of machinery (Mechanus? Forgot the name) it doesn't seem that random, especially for a planeswalker who might've picked up on some outlandish concepts.
Also fuel doesn't just mean modern petrolium. Wood is fuel for fire etc.
>Hurr dur how do they know what fuel is? fricking wokes ruining fantay
>OWNED LEFTOIDS
Fuel for teh forget is an ancient expression. Not to mention karlach has been in hell where they have spaceships, robots exist in the setting.
Or it could be her phrases are generally themed around heat, flames and her engine.
>Fuel for teh forget is an ancient expression.
Source?
most intelligent Gankertard
>are there internal combustion engines?
Yeah it's called infernal combustion engine
Forgotten realms is a post-apocalyptic setting that takes place after the fall of a super advanced magical civilization.
People were using the word fuel in France in 700 AD.
:3
Doesn't look that cute to me.
sugoi
Can you sell hed?
>she
>Find cute bubbly barbarian girl
>Have to go to hell with her at the end
Worth, but shit writing. Also doesn't have enough content for having the best VA and banter.
I thought she was "Reddit basic b***h boring tomgirl" anon? SURELY a curveball for an ending wouldn't irritate those same people complaining she was too by the numbers, would it?!
I don't know what you're referencing as if Ganker is all one person but if she's too by the numbers it's because she was a late addition that has the least amount of content. VA deserves a fricking award though, if I read her dialogue on paper it would probably be shit.
the funniest part of Karlach is instead of being a butch dyke like you'd think they'd write her, she is instead a bubbly genki tomboy straight out of a dating sim and it's great
>he didn't male her his mindflayer waifu
Weak.
Wait so turning karlach into a mindflayer fixes the engine in her body by presumably destroying it but doing the same for gale wouldn't?
They are on two totally different levels. The engine is just a piece of hellish machinery, the orb is pretty much pure magic.
I heard that you can fully fix if you play as her lol. They might fix it they changed a ton of shit in divinity.
>Trooncut.
>be me
>dragonborn sorcerer
>find karlach, immediately realize that devil-fed gung-ho bullshit coming from wyll was all wrong
>save her life
>literally drop shadowb***h once I realize how much more charming karlach the bubbly optimist is
>finally reach baldur's gate, encounter the drow prostitute duo
>definitely not into that gay shit
>she isn't either
>That'sMyGirl.webm
>later she wakes me up for a fun little date together at the end of the world
>very happy with my romance choice
>she invites me to seal the deal that night
>BusinessIsBoomin.jpg
>think to myself, Larian might be full of blue-haired spastic gays, and I might have had to turn down literally every horny male companion multiple times to get here, but i finally made it with the only female companion who's personality isn't cardboard
>sex scene begins
>TheEagleHasLanded.webm
>cant wait for my intimate moment
>forced to watch in horror as Karlach literally picks up my straight male 7 foot tall dragonborn by the waist, throws my legs in the air, and essentially sodomizes me
>forced to skip the cutscene i waited all game for due to the sheer cringe radiating from my screen
Everything involving romance in this game is a sham written by twisted buttholes.
is there a video?
she 100% does not peg you I dunno how you got that from that scene, she's just using her strength to pick you up and womanhandle you
>Thatsmygirl.webm
>Businessisbooming.jpg
>Theeaglehaslanded.webm
>complains about cringe
Lol
newbie
>Things that never happened and other tales by the bearbroken
that actually happens though i'm not him, and i fapped to it
I romanced Karlach I've seen the cutscene, she doesn't peg you
Its a known bug some people report reloading a save fixes it.
The game does not distinguish male ot female in sex scenes sometimes.
>virgin sees reverse missionary
>thinks he's getting fricked in the ass
LMAO
Futabros can stop winning
>meanwhile Shadowstacie goes skinni dipping with you, supports you at every turn and wants to settle down with you.
Get bent redditgays.
>no mention of breeding because ma modernity
Kind of ruins it.
>no mention of breeding because ma modernity
>Kind of ruins it.
Honestly I'm just glad they didnt troon and muh feminism'd her like owlcat did with every white female.
Funny enough going good path dark urge and good shadowheart have surprising amounts of parallels.
Owlcat just has severe mommy issues. To get the best ending you have to automatically infer what your literal mommy/witch wants you to do and then do it. Russians are cucked big time, it turns out.
>Minthara pregnancy got cut
REEEEEEEE
>Minthara pregnancy got cut
Wait they actually had that in mind? There was a point where you could cure her through a good dicking?
There’s a pregnancy flag in the files
>a dev bothered to add a beauty mark to her ass
kek
nah its on the wood elf skin as well
yeah im a dwarf so it was very awkward when she forcefully keeps my legs spread and looks like shes either fingering my butthole or fondling my penis
>be me
>dragonborn
Stopped reading there you have shit taste.
Argonians and dragonborn a shit
I think I missed her sex scene because someone else's event triggered.
The event flags are all fricked up. Shadowheart cut her hair but I didn't see the event. I had to turn down Gale's magic show because I realized it wasn't magic at all only to later get pulled into the fricking magic show and have to turn him down again. Then that same night the fricking Ilithid tries to frick me.
Is that why Wyll has had an exclamation mark over his head for the past hour but doesn't actually have any new dialogue?
Yeah it goes away on its own eventually, it's a known glitch.
Hey soldier.
I turned her into an illithid in the end. Seemed like a better choice than her just dying
>Literally and canonically loses her soul
>Not specified if the soul goes into the afterlife or if it's destroyed by the transformation
>Slowly lose yourself as you become a sociopath who's top priorities are your own freedom and life, in the best case
>Better
yeah maybe i didn't think that choice through, but i sure as hell wasn't going to turn into a squid myself so i'm fine with it
I'm genuinely surprised the emperor doesn't just betray the shit out of you, if you go along with his plan. Like, there's somehow no way to make him free the gith frick so they can have a happy ending/civil war but he also gives a happy? ending. I don't see the point.
She literally dies right then and there, mind flayers just steal the memories of their host. The tadpole is the mindflayer, the infected is just the food used for the evolution. If you turn into a mindflayer you’re not the same person as before, the tadpole just inherited your memories. Cannonically abberations in DND are souless.
>Cannonically abberations in DND are souless.
Yes
>If you turn into a mindflayer you’re not the same person as before, the tadpole just inherited your memories.
Explain Orpheus and in part the Emperor being themselves then.
We are our accumulated experiences and memories, they’re not the original sentient being. They’ve been replaced.
If there was a way to clone our brains perfectly and had your brain replaced it wouldn’t be your original sentience inhabiting that body despite retaining your memory and personality.
>we
Tldr you don’t become a “‘mindflayer”, you’re consumed.
karl-ACK
She looks like shes having the most craziest frickin orgasm after being beheaded
>SIMBA
It's literally just Miranda but red.
do you think her vag tastes like big red gum?
She turns blue during sex
so blue raspberry then
>can frick bears, gay dudes, orcs, goblins, vampires and literal demons
Let me guess, you still can't frick a single cute troony though? Frick these gays.
A mind flayer comes onto you for sex at one point too. When I saw him laying out watching the sky shirtless I knew what the scene was going to entail and I just shook my head
When will they learn nobody wants to see gay sex with hairy dudes?
Trans porn is the #1 most popular category, IF they have to include troony shit in their game, at least let us frick the cute ones. If this was a Jap developed game, they'd let me have my own harem of traps and femboys.
Not even a femboy. The closest you get is some twink homosexual canonically gay elf
Mods can't come soon enough.
Can you really frick a femgob in this game? I've been on the fence about picking it up and that would seal the deal.
Nope
I'll wait for mods then to add more partners/sex scenes as well as a proper tit/dick sliders. If my futa drow isn't rocking at least nine inches I can't immerse myself in the character.
https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/703
It baffles me that a game so heavily marketed to the degeneracy crowd needs MODS for shit like this. I mean it's 2023 and we're still doing fade to black sex scenes in an era where thousands of dudes earn a living making masterwork animations of your favourite fictional characters being fricked by dogs.
What is this safe horny hellscape and how do I get out of it.
bearsex virality caught larian off guard, journos ran with it more than anything, and they just let it happen. The game wasn't meant to be a AAA WEG, besides buying larian anything before definitive edition is straight stupidity
This website is worthless to me.
>week not even a week out
>already +700 sex mods
Coomerbros, future's looking rosy for us.
Just wait until someone perfectly merges stable diffusion with TavernAI and you can just make your own porn games for the rest of time.
90% of them are just mods about dicks, nothing substantial
>any child mod instantly removed
Dead until there's a site for this. Even if it's just to kill those pricks.
Nexus is surface level shit. You hit loverslab for the spicy stuff.
>muh 20 feet hyperdicks
Size queens ruined porn.
>every single female in this game is the stronk woman archetype
shit writing
This look weird as frick.
Why not just use the amazonian position?
What the frick? Is this actually how it goes down? WHY
>romance snu snu character
>get snu snu'd
>"what the frick, that wasn't what I wanted!"
That doesn't look like snusnu.
If they wanted snusnu they should've gone with amazonian, or if they're feeling less adventurous, cowgirl.
I'm convinced they ran out of time and just used the same animation for male and female. Either that or it's a bug and the models are swapped, it looks too awkward even for a woman on top position.
They easily cut 50% of the planned content. The city is literally 2 small maps with nothing to do at all.
Game also caps at level 12
I expect a special edition or expansion.
Yeah, likely more content. Doubt itll add much to the game
Dos2 had 12 acts planned initially. Kek.
Rather 2y than one. Look how slow they are patching. Swen said they started a new ip and wotc surely wants another game. Bg4 doesn't seem to include tav, if it's planned (doubt it).
Was released early, so larian can pay loans back and let us idiots playtest act 3 so they can earn actual money on console release.
>so larian can pay loans back and let us idiots playtest act 3 so they can earn actual money on console release.
reviews make up around 2% of people who bought games on steam. 162,234 is 2% of 8,111,700. they made serious bank already.
Baldur's Gate 1 max level was between 9 and 10. You zoomers are spoiled.
Div OS 2 was the same shit on release. They should fix it up a bit once they release whatever enhanced edition they throw together but thats a year or two out at least.
>50%
You now remember "game is done and we're now polishing it up" lies. So many lies even a few months before the release.
I don't understand this character. Her backstory is that she was conscripted and forced to be a soldier in hell for ten years which sounds pretty brutal but then whenever she talks she sounds like a chirpy teenage girl.
Is this supposed to be some kind of coping mechanism, a symptom of ptsd or is endless war in Hell in this setting no worse than a game of laser tag with the lads?
She's definitely coping hard
It's modern western writing.
It's not like she got out of Avernus unscathed, you see her tard rage out all the time. A lot of it is definitely a mask to cope with how she managed to get out of hell but only temporarily.
it's supposed to show that despite all the shit she's been through she's managed to stay positive
Also there are traces of the typical hellish influence, she has no qualms with using soul coins for one example, and her barbarian rage is another good example
>this is a muscular, masculine demon barbarian dyke in a fantasy world
>but she also talks and acts like a modern day high school theater kid
You shouldn't be allowed to write characters for any serious release if you had to beg your teachers to give you a passing grade in writing classes.
gap moe is kino
>gap moe
It's not animeshit. This is terrible writing.
The entire cast is wretched and constantly gives off writer's pet vibes where you're not allowed to go off the rails of whatever their 'vision' for that character is.
I tried to dick down the voldermort looking c**t, had to pass multiple checks just to be the dominate one and still the morning after cutscene implies she had her way with me. Why even have the option to try and top her if the game isn't going to follow through?
literally built like a man to appease trannies
can't tell if these are shills or homosexuals who are being converted as intended
Not trying to challenge you, but do you have a pic of your ideal woman? I'm curious about your tastes
i kneel
If it was JP there would be a tit and height slider and you'd be crucified for posting pictures of your four foot elf with her a-cup breasts.
God, could you imagine if this was a JP game with height/weight/tit sliders on top of penis/vegana options? The developer would be CRUCIFIED by the gaming media.
I agree more games should come with a height/weight sliders on top of the penis/vegana options
I'm disgusted that you can't pick how thick the meat curtains are
I'm also disgusted you can't pick a puffy vulva
>built like a man
no, with those hips and thighs she isn't lmao
He's a weeb, anything that isn't a slender waif or child to them is gay
lmao indeed
I haven't played this game and I'm not planning to, but why does the guy in the middle have these ridiculous pants?
He's a wizard, and gay.
>Gay
>bangs the goddess of magic
I've yet to find anything as horny in BG3 as grooming Leliana so she'll agree to a threesome with a filthy pirate hooker.
Maybe this guy needs to play more RPGs.
>grooming
She was a prostitute that turned into a born again Christian. You're basically just tempted her to go back to her instincts.
You've never interacted much with real women, have you?
lmfao you're out of your mind if you're suggesting "real women" are tall and muscular, completely ignoring things like bone structure
>tall women don't exist
>muscular women don't exist
>muh bone structure
oh, you're just moronic
All those things exist but none of them ever mixed together. That's like finding a unicorn.
Why do you think it's impossible for a tall woman to work out?
A tall woman who's fit will still look like a woman and be traditionally femine, unless she starts using steroids and other suplements.
And what about Karlach doesn't fit that description? She's got goddamn hourglass figure.
>hourglass figure
Delusional.
The frick would you call this then?
Body of a man, head of a "woman". Typical westoid designs made by people who cry and shiver whenever they see an actually curvy, feminine woman with breasts.
Well this
Women who are built like men exist, yeah. What does that have to do with anything?
That you're using a cherry picked example as the basis of your faulty claim.
if karlach was real she'd be a 300 pound hamplanet. its really obvious she was written by a disgusting fat pig.
That applies to everyone on the writing team for BG3 and people praising their shitty "waifus".
Can you actually blame him
How do I expose my internalised racism, sexism and self hatred? I must be very ill if I have these things hiding somehow in plain sight.
That's a very handsome looking man
She makes me want to play as a barbarian myself they seem like the best straight up warrior class
She looks cuter with her head on a pike.
>just replying to himself to 'own' the people insulting his waifu
why does every thread turn into this
my cute wife
Here's your Karlach bro. Remember to only be attracted to "real women" (male) instead of real women.
karlach looks cute in her cowboy hat, shame about the other two
Wheyyy!
She's reddit
>game is giving me shit for dodging romances
Withers about to volunteer himself
she is less annoying than the green lady
but her personality is literally dumb college age girl from modern times inserted into character from hell. it is kind of moronic.
Karlach might be muscular but her silhouette is definitely feminine, I genuinely wonder where you homosexuals are from that men look like this
She doesn't have DD breasts so it's a man or some bullshit
>literal dangerhair
sometimes love is cruel. making me miss my 2009 gaia online gf
a demon girl could have been so sexy
you can make very cute ones in character creator
typical westoid characters though
>women can have a wiener
imagine being this obsessed with trannies you start imagining wieners where there are none
not him but you can literally make a "woman" with a wiener aka troony in this game
sure, but all those posts he quoted are about a character that doesn't have one
There are no trannies in a fantasy setting.
YNBAW
what a moronic argument, it's precisely because it's a fantasy setting that the devs can do whatever they want, and they are troony lovers who create troony characters
have a nice day subhuman
Keep crying, troony.
There is some truth to this
>fantasy
We shouldn't try to stop anyone from creating their own world of fantasy. Humans are fricking vulgar. Why stop it? Are you trying to be controlling like the left?
why are you strawmanning out of nowhere? I just said this is a troony game, go die from your AIDS already freak
because I'm bored
Because stopping degeneracy thar's been destroying society for the past years is exactly what we should do. Notice how much healthier society was when we still laughed at gays and trannies.
Being old enough to remember that society, I dont see it at all.
>healthier
Which decade has ever been healthy?
>le degenarcy meme
>on Ganker of all places
/misc/ was a mistake.
OH WOW TOTALLY ORGANIC BALDUR'S GATE 3 THREAD #12731
>She's pretty cute you guys! I think I'm in wuv :3
I'm sorry nobody is talking about Breath of the Wild 2 anymore
NOOOOOOOOOO HOW DID GIMLI KNOW ABOUT NERVOUS SYSTEM?
NOOOOOOOOOO HOW DID ORCS KNOW WHAT FOOD MENU IS ?
holy shit are you guys seriously attracted to that? those breasts look like Mr Garrisons.
did you not see the OP image and use a little guestimation
jesus spoiler that shit
yes she is
Whys the dialogue animation dogshit?
I can't imagine being as miserable as you are every waking moment of my life
>Litteral demon spawn
>Was sold into slavery to be a soldier on the frontline of hell
>spent years fighting the bloodiest, most violent battle in the multiverse against litteral demons for her devil masters
>Escapes to the mortal plane
>Acts like a typical girl boss yaaasss slay gurl
This needs to fricking stop.
Since when is the typical girl boss a cute genki tomboy that sleeps with a teddy bear?
>finally back from hell
>wants to make up for the lost years of her life and put the horrors of the past behind her
>some homosexual online takes offense to that
>>Acts like a typical girl boss yaaasss slay gurl
>Pajeets immediately outing themselves as not playing the game
please tell me there is a heavy armour version of lae'zels starting armour i'll be able to pick up later.
No
Gits wear medium armour
i'll shit in your pants
I'd let her eat my ass.
Latander's mace is one of the most useful items I've ever looted in RPGs
>level 6 radiant spell in act 1
>just before you face a mass of enemies weak to radiant
I gave it to my monk and I was throwing him into hordes of zombie to give them disadvantage on attacks
It's broken - like it's supposed to since it's a divine artifact
I wish more games had items which are op on purpose instead of that whole balance mumbo jumbo
Mace made me feel like a divine ray of light destroying darkness more then all of wotr's angel path despite it being about that
The trident you get from pissing off the djinni is pretty good
In Shar's temple I, as usual, turned spirit guardians on and parked Shadowheart right in the middle of a crowd of enemies. I didn't even realize what happened after I killed my paladin like this as well.
I finally fugged her and she said she loved me
i dont want to play anymore i want to keep her smile 🙁
Karlach has reddit mannerisms (like her idle animation) but overall she's probably my favorite companion, too bad she as nothing to do with the main mission so she barely adds a anything to the story
She wants Gortash dead?
Change her default hair and give her some breasts and she would be pretty alright. Same with Shadowheart. With how the current thing is to make female characters somewhat unattractive and leave it to modders to fix them I can only wonder how long before modders get targeted for doing such things.
White hair squad is working surprisingly well honestly
And then in contrast you see shit like this everywhere.
The mere existence of Shadowheart and Jaheira made it that more apparent how the 3rd act of the game is flooded by Black folk EVERYWHERE.
>bri*ish voice actors
Dropped.
I fricking hate those armour designs. Pointless details and pattern clusterfricks are not aesthetic.
>Pointless details and pattern clusterfricks are not aesthetic.
You and me both anon, but I'm also a minmaxing homosexual so I have to live with it.
you have to be EXTREMELY comfortable with your girl and sexuality to do reverse missionary, because it's very emasculating if you're not. same with getting your ass ate and played with.
>shoulders that wide
>body is full of disgusting scars and bits of metal
pass, shadowheart is better
she's hideous, tight demonic bodies are the best
im in the middle of act 3 with some mummy lord and now i have to deal with nine finger shit when im literally just tryin to find a frickin way to bhaal b***h so i can get my gay bear back
when does the timer officially start for that? still have to do the murder trial and robot factory nonsense
i cant even find the circus
Why would you want him back? In my run she killed him and I didn't care in the slightest
i dont really want him back i just want to kinda finish the game by now. its very annoying switching characters to do their respective quests. still gotta find a way to cazadors and i just got done with the gale shit.
tryin to figure out how to get to the undercity portion so i can finish the mummy lord shit and end up gettin even more quests in the process
i wouldn't complain about this in other acts but now i kinda am because "hurduur ill speak to jaheira i have 9 fingers" and now i gotta find some other OG BG hero.
What the frick is the mummy lord
mystic carrion so i can fix the painter that got possesed. the quest i was initially trying to do but then had to find his corpse employees and then they told me about his heart that is down below.
so in the process of just tryin to find a way to fix the painter you saved in act 1, i got distracted by mystic carrion, where i would have to find his parts to destroy to weaken, it lead me to frickin jaheira nonsense and minsc shit.
like i shouldn't be complaining about side content but god damn do they dump a shit load on you when they put a sense of some urgency on saving a kidnapped companion.
Man I completely missed this questline
yeah the town where you find out about wylls father and rescue people from the burning building in act 1 has a hidden hideout where it leads to you retrieving the package from the gnoll cave to the east that contains the grenade the sprouts the beholderkin.
inside the hideout is a painter guy you save and you find him later on in act 3 in the spooky ghost mansion
but yeah i dont care for my kidnapped companion but i also dont want to dilly dally around the whole time if it means they are going to die after a certain amount of long rests
Also I don't really know how you save your companion besides killing gortash first, I think that's your only choice
Sister wife best girl.
she's super cute
her constant swearing is a little cringe though, and it sucks that she doesn't really have a good ending.
Going to hell with her to fight in the blood war is the good ending, you pussy.
>b-but I don't w-wanna!
Then you don't love your wife anda re nto worthy of her. Simple as. Good thing she has Wyll to take care of her.
all of the characters in this game feel like those characters that *that person* makes at DnD sessions
Welcome to Larian games, enjoy your stay.
>Luke and BBB’a characters turn up in the definitive edition