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What the hell was (you)r problem
I get no b***hes.
denied bpd pussy
But Lisa didn’t have BPD. She just wanted her father to stop raping her by any means possible.
How did getting her boy friend to skin animals help with that?
We only know that he hurt one animal, and that was because she was trying to get him used to it so he’d have the balls to disfigure her. She thought that if she was ugly, Marty wouldn’t want her anymore.
WHY THE FRICK DIDN'T THEY JUST KILL MARTY
That's because Marty is fricking ripped dude.
>Marty is stronger than Rando and Big Lincoln
HOW THE FRICK
Being a rapist actually makes you stronger in the LISA universe, confirmed fact. You get even stronger if you are a child rapist.
Couldn't they just assassinate him? Poison his beer maybe?
With what?
olathe is simultaneously a lawless hellhole and the UK where you can't buy a spoon without a permit.
the idea of a taking a kitchen knife to the man while he's asleep is unthinkable, completely impossible, never could happen.
stop thinking about the plot holes.
Berny and Lisa were moronic and traumatized kids. Them not making good decisions is expected.
abuse is not a free pass for shit writing.
Real life must be poorly written
yes have the kids take on a raping middle aged man sure hope that doesn't end badly
it's like you can't even read.
actually makes sense, anyone who can't read wouldn't really be aware of how stupid the game's writing is.
Quit being a pissy contrarian Black person and I may take you seriously.
>being a pissy contrarian Black person is... le bad
>posts in a lisa thread
mixed signals anon
>and the UK
are there any indie rpgs set in the UK? closest i can think of is knuckle sandwich, but that's australia which is only kinda UK
>knuckle sandwich
That came out?! IN NOVEMBER? seven years and no fanfare, geez.
>majority of rapes go unreported
>majority of rapes go uninvestigated or prosecuted
>what is Stockholm syndrome
Tbh it'd almost be more unrealistic for them to kill Marty themselves. This kind of shit happens all the times in slum ghettos everywhere.
Because Marty is a tough fricker. He has over 20k HP in his fight with Brad, and 200 ATK.
>go to police station
>"my dad raped me"
>problem solved
like most stories it falls apart when you remember that other people exist
Olathe was a shithole before The White Flash, so I doubt they’d take Lisa seriously, and she’d just get an even worse punishment from Marty.
>um that actually wouldn't work because... no one would ever believe that a woman got raped in a shithole!
lmao this is some insane cope
The Police wouldn’t have cared.
You're being insanely naive. People look the other way when it comes to rape all the time. Even moreso when it's parental since a lot of shitty places adhere to the belief that parents are allowed to do whatever they want to their children.
https://www.npr.org/2009/04/28/103569364/long-history-of-child-abuse-haunts-island-paradise
>police station
>anywhere near rural white trash galore
>rural white trash zone
>not filled with deadbeats who would absolutely jump at the chance to get a badge and feel powerful
i can tell you grew up middle class
>has seen multiple police cars parked outside the trailers checking ID and alcohol levels of anyone that drives near
believe what you want to believe. they'd only show up if the superbowl is going on or if there's a homicide.
why don't all the children getting raped think of this
pedophilia is solved
should have just gotten fat
it was a prank bro
thats not true. The dev said that Lisa is one of the worst characters. And Buzzo also says that Lisa would have loved the worlds current state. Its strongly implied she enjoys when things suffer. Buzzo also literally enacts Lisas wishes as he sees her in his own mind
That’s not true either. Dingaling later said his response was flippant and had zero context, and that Lisa and Buddy were the worst characters because he felt like they were written the worst, not that he hated them, or that he was judging them as people. DE even goes out of its way to make it clear Lisa wasn’t a monster, and that she was just a victim.
https://twitter.com/DingalingGames/status/1434943211223412737
>Lisa would’ve loved a world where she was at constant risk of being raped by 99% of the remaining population
I don’t think you should take Buzzo’s word as fact.
>And Buzzo also says that Lisa would have loved the worlds current state. Its strongly implied she enjoys when things suffer. Buzzo also literally enacts Lisas wishes as he sees her in his own mind
Buzzo is a moronic manchild that mutilates his own men. Austin has said Buzzo's word shouldn't be taken as fact.
I NEED MY DRUGS
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH&HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Why did he take Joy when he knew very well that it’d drive him insane and turn him into a monster?
Only thing anyone could assume is that Yado gave Buzzo some kind of joy-resistant vaccine. Extreme bursts of emotion (which overcome Joy's latent emotion-suppressing ability) seem to be the trigger for mutation.
Joy’s mutation trigger is either when someone completely gives up on living, like it was shown in the Olan scene, or when a Joy user takes lethal amounts of damage.
>like it was shown in the Olan scene
If that's the case, Brad would have mutated long before Buddy showed up.
>or when a Joy user takes lethal amounts of damage.
Well, yeah. Pain is an emotion, too. You feel the most pain both at the lowest point of your life and while someone is ripping your arms and legs off.
To add on to this; note that Brad only started mutating after becoming a failure; also look at the way the fight gauntlet at the end is both the easiest series of fights in the game even without all the items the game gives you, and how the music and background devolve into madness with each stage of the fight. Those tears at the end were probably the catalyst that sped up his transformation.
>Help me Lisa? Cry out for relief.
I can only imagine what Brad’s rampage looks like from the outside. Just seeing this absolutely monster of a man bite and headbutt his way through an entire army, all while screaming and crying out for his dead sister.
Brad still had Rick, Sticky, and Cheeks by that point though. He didn’t have a reason to give up yet. It’s only after he loses his childhood friends, goes through his entire adventures of suffering, is told by Buddy that she hates him, gets betrayed by his new friends, and finds out Rando is Dusty, that he finally gives up. The game even foreshadows him giving up by having his Class change from Nobody to Failure, since he feels like he’s failed in everything he set out to do, and doesn’t have much of a reason to keep living.
Because he was a Binkypilled Joycel.
>too weak to pull lisa away from the darkness
>lisa dies, blame it on brad who was going through his own marty-induced problems
>mutilate brad's son because reee brad is trying to cope frick brad
>starts torturing brad in the new world because he still doesn't get that brad was just as guilty as he was in their inability to do anything for lisa
>cuts buddy's nipple off, completely disregarding the irony of the situation
>forces brad to become as much of a literal monster as buzzo figuratively is
>oops he feels bad now because he has to live with mutated brad
>continues fricking with buddy's journey of self-discovery because he doesn't think she can handle the full truth
his problem is that he's a complete fricking baby who only exists to satisfy his own needs while pushing away any acceptance for his own actions. he becomes the exact kind of monster that made lisa kill herself, he substitutes rape for ultra-violence. then once he gains some form of self-awareness, he continues fricking around with buddy's life, thinking it'll absolve him of his sins on the spot.
>herself, he
meant to have "but" after herself.
Don’t forget that he was the one who gave Buddy to Brad in the first place. She was always just a tool to hurt Brad to him, when he very easily could’ve protected her like he wanted to protect Lisa.
Then he had the absolute gall to say Lisa was the real monster that corrupted him, and that she’d love living in post apocalyptic Olathe.
Wasn't he like ten when he went through everything with her?
Around 10 or 11, yeah.
guess i'll post some artwork
I’d appreciate it.
Why can't people accept the answer that he's just a bad person? Oh you want to know the REASONS he is a bad person? The reasons don't make objective sense. Because he is a bad person who responds to shit exactly in the worst way possible BECAUSE HE IS A BAD PERSON. They use any excuse to act selfishly. And no he doesn't redeem himself. Bad people can act benevolently sometimes and can occasionally recognize they are acting malevolently. That doesn't mean they 'change'. That's the difference between a bad person like Buzzo or Marty and a monster like Yado. Monsters love being evil and have a reversed morality.
6th post best post.
>original ending for Buzzo was basically saying "yeah, sorry"
outstanding change in the new release.
I remember being blown away that so many people i saw on either youtube or the farms were seething at the joyful ending change, I'm not even sure where this Buzzo defense force came from originally since he was always a spiteful b***h.
Both the old and new joyful endings suck, the new one just feels a lot more preachy and I think that's why people disliked it, that and all the hassle you have to go through to get it.
only issue I have with Buddy talking to Buzzo was it was too wordy, and a bit out of character, but Buzzo desevred the shit he got so I can over look it.
>cuts Buddy’s nipple off in painful
>”I never wanted to hurt you” in joyful
Schizo
Will Buddy be a good mom?
No.
Her only example of parenting came from Brad, who learned parenting from Marty. Time is a flat circle.
I wouldn’t be surprised if she pulls a Marty on her son.
hot
Probably not, but the mere fact that she decided to keep it instead of killing it fresh out of the womb is pretty surprising and may point to some deeper effort on her part.
I'm also surprised that there hasn't been a fangame sequel set after Joyful
I think it’s interesting that the mutant ending implies she kills the baby if she learns that Rando betrayed her, but doesn’t kill the baby if she lets go and never finds out.
It's also weird that the baby is only flagged to appear in the mutant ending if you let Bollo touch Buddy, but if you take the vaccine ending then she has the baby regardless of whether Bollo touched her or not
It's gotta be a mistake because the baby totally has Bollo's complexion but at the same time they didn't fix it in definitive
I don’t think Bolo is the father at all. I think it might be Rando, sadly.
Sorry anon but that's moronic
>Buddy.
>I know we just met.
>But, I want peace. I want growth.
>I'm sick of seeing blood.
>Do you understand that without women, we humans will all die out?
>I want to fix this world and only you can do it.
>But you'll need help.
>I need you to trust me on this.
>if you trust him you get ‘Rando is in control.’
>regardless of your answer it still fades to black
There's literally no allusion to anything happening during the fade to black. You really think that Buddy would just let him frick her and never mention it again?
Why would she mention it again?
Because it would be an incredibly formative event in her only existing relationship with another human being. During Joyful, Buddy's always on the look out for people that are just trying to use her. Considering how poorly her relationship with Rando ends up going, it'd be entirely out of character for her not to bring it up.
honestly it was already against her character to be against it when during the entire original game she was ok with it
She was okay with the bullshit idea of what she’d be doing fed to her by Sticky.
if rando raped her, or tried to rape her, she would have murdered him. you saw what she did to every other guy who wanted to frick her. rando would not be given any special permissions.
That’s because she consented.
This too. The fact that you have the option to say no and Anon implies that Rando still does it anyways and somehow even THAT is never brought up again basically destroys the Rando Baby Daddy theory
brain rot has taken you.
rando wanted to keep the girl safe. he had altruistic motives that no one else in olathe had. the reality would be him letting her choose who she'd want to fall in love with, and i highly doubt she'd choose rando since he's a brotherly figure to him, and he sees her as his sister.
actually get the frick off the internet and touch grass
I don’t think begging your 12 year old sister to become a breeding sow is altruistic.
i dont think rando really cares regardless. like i said, he'd want buddy to make that choice. bro literally told her that she needed to look after herself in the end.
Who else could it be? There’s no way Bolo could’ve raped her within that time, and Dale only molested her before the rest of the eunuchs killed him. It’s not Sticky either, since Austin had to go on record to confirm that Brad was just paranoid, and that Sticky didn’t rape Buddy. I also seriously doubt Buddy just found someone to have a baby with after Joyful.
Buddy finding some random chump after becoming Queen is infinitely more feasible than arguably the most moral character in the cast personally impregnating his adoptive sister, and then never having this be brought up again. Especially considering Buddy is willing to bring up every bad thing that anyone- including Rando- ever did to her in order to browbeat others and justify her crusade.
Then why does the baby resemble a young Dusty? Also, the sibling sex is the more likely outcome, since it feeds into Marty’s cycle of abuse repeating, just like he forced Brad to rape Lisa. Don’t try to say it didn’t happen either, the achievement linked to that ending is literally called the The Breeding Ground, and DE further implies it.
>Then why does the baby resemble a young Dusty?
He doesn't, not particularly. He has a similar nose, maybe? But lots of characters noses are drawn that way in LISA, and his deepset eyes, complexion, head shape, etc are more similar to Bollo if we're comparing the two.
Brad fricking Lisa definitely happened, but Joyful and especially DE was moreso about how Buddy ultimately begins the process of escaping the cycle of abuse.
Also, how would she find someone to frick in the endings where she becomes a Joy Mutant, and why is the survival of the baby dependent on her finding out if Rando betrayed her or not?
>also, how would she find someone to frick in the endings where she becomes a Joy Mutant
I mean I believe that Bollo or even Dale are stronger candidates for the father so she would already be gregnant at that point
Unless they can cum within a second of insertion, I don’t think so.
Never underestimate the Bugaughtiichi family technique
>Bollo or even Dale are stronger candidates
Not him but Bollo only touched her, when the camera goes back to Buddy, she's still holding on to the barbed wire, she didn't have any time to fix her clothes, pants on = no sex.
I can’t believe Dale Spooner raped Buddy.
But Dale is black and the baby is white
FRICK Dale Spooner and his shit carrot cake.
Ok, Nern.
Why do you think the camera panned away if all he did was touch her?
Because Austin isn't animating that, simple as.
It would only need like one frame before Sweetheart swoops in
Women are just ridiculously strong in LISAverse for some reason
The strongest joy mutant is the only female one, and Buddy is a pubescent girl who manages to beat absolute monsters like Lincoln and Buzzo
I thought Joy mutant Buzzo was the strongest one, considering that as a human he managed to kill sweetheart and turning into a mutant makes you many times stronger.
It made him weaker, since he’ll just eat himself to death if you let him.
Possibly, but Sweetheart was already weakened by Buddy not to mention all those weapons buried in her back showing just how hard Yado worked her
True true, Sweetheart is just a fricking beast, I wonder who she was before the mutation that made her so strong.
I think she might be Buddy’s sister. Austin said that the identity of Sweetheart was really fricked up, and I can’t think of anything for fricked than Yado having another daughter to experiment on, turn into a Joy Mutant, and keep as a pet bodyguard.
The files call her 'Gale' irrc. That + Buzzo's remarks about 'the women' is all we have to go off of. I kind of wish the game woulda left some room for reading her as Yado's wife but that's impossible since we find Mrs. Yado's corpse in the Joy Labs.
>Joy mutant Buzzo was the strongest
That was supposed to be the plan, the second phase of his fight has a frickton of HP in the game files, but Austin's sloppy programing cut off some zeros, or something, and he dies really quickly instead. I don't have Joyfull, so I can't check if it was fixed in DE.
iirc the thing austin fricked was the order of operations, the way he usully does enemy phases is that the enemy changes to a different one and then heals itself, but on the buzzo fight he heals himself before changing so he still has the same hp as his first phase, not entirely sure though so if any rpgmaker chads want to check that out go ahead.
>It would only need like one frame before Sweetheart swoops in
But why? The camera thing works just as well in terms of shock.
And also, as a grown man it was just a very awkard position to do anything else, with Buddy standing and stuff, it isn't really plausible I think.
I mean to be honest the whole scenario is fricking moronic, her holding the barbed wire to keep a 200+kg man suspended above a pit while Bilbo breathes down her neck, some actual loony tunes Will E Coyote shit.
Maybe I'm schmaltzy but one of my biggest gripes with The Joyful is that they brought Dusty back just for the sake of killing him again. I would have loved for a semi-hopeful message of Brad's adopted children finding each other as supportive siblings despite everything and ending the cycle of Armstrong hate and abuse.
I think it at least implies that Brad must’ve figured out that Rando was his son, and that he chose to hold back enough to spare him, which hurts.
>son
it's over for humanity. just kidding - olathe is a fake world. you can see the paint on the clouds smudge off in a few areas in joyful.
What do you mean? She has a male she can use for more kids right there. She just needs to play the waiting game.
Give it a few generations and their kids will be so fricked up you'll think they're joy mutants.
>it's over for humanity. just kidding - olathe is a fake world. you can see the paint on the clouds smudge off in a few areas in joyful.
Please post examples anon I need this schizo in my life
How did Buddy even give birth without dying?
Don’t think about it.
shame there is no art of milf buddy
You know, Lisa The Painful is a very disingenuous game.
Why should I feel bad for the poor choices the character did? It's his own that he decided to let shit that was fricked torment him for life.
If Brad treated himself properly, a lot of the awful things that happen in-game wouldn't have happened. Between this Black Souls I don't know who is the biggest hack.
Brad’s entire life is defined by him trying to do the right thing, but hurting the people he was trying to help in the process. That’s why it’s so tragic.
Anon I do not want to alarm you but you may unironically suffer from autism
>If Brad treated himself properly
that's not the kind of guy he is. we see that from literally the first minute of the game where he, as a child, lets himself get beaten by columbo and his buddies just so his pals don't have to take the pain.
Brad’s character bio also states that his most hated thing is himself.
> Why should I feel bad for the poor choices the character did?
I mean, do you feel good for the noble choices the characters do?
Perhaps narative games where you do not create your own custom player character are not for you...
His last name is fricking Buttfart
He never stood a chance
He was probably happy when Lisa gave him Buzzo as a nickname.
Would you?
I would absolutely destroy the world and torture her family for her.
Neat piece: That 'no eyes' thing is a detail that both makes it really true to the vidya and a gives it a nice eerie vibe.
I like to think Lisa has her mother’s eyes, unlike the beady eyes that Brad and Marty have.
I like it too. Unfortunately, the artist who made it seems to have to deleted everything. I only found a few pieces left using the Wayback Machine. Here’s one of Chie, Alex’s friend from Pointless’ intro.
>friend
Yeah, they definitely fricked at least once, but I don’t think the devs have really ever confirmed that. They’ve only said they were friends, and that she’s also the little red headed girl from when Alex was a kid who kicked someone for no reason.
It was very heavily implied in the old intro but they just straight up show it in MU
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Ah. I haven’t really looked at any of the MU content yet. I want to keep it as a surprise for when the full thing eventually comes out.
I understand Buzzo completely
Austin also said that Lisa was older than Buzzo, and if the good boy comments were indicative of their relationship, I think she was unironically his Mommy GF.
White men invented the internet so they could watch their women get fricked on it by everyone else: FACT
friendly reminder the definitive edition is garbage
You are garbage.
I like that Buzzo got called out for being a massive homosexual and Lisa's name was cleared.
Otherwise it was just meh
Although the binky line was a little much
pathetic fanfiction by the cuckold author's new female handler
That’s his wife.
Cry moar
Watch LISA The Fool finally come out and it mogs not only painful but every other fangame
WHERE THE FRICK IS MU
That's the Pointless, anon.
I know, but I got reminded of it when I started thinking about the fan games. Where the hell is Hopeless too?
Hopeless? MU? Nah son, Unbreakable chapter 2 is where it's at.
kino
Unbreakable is easily the best fangame right now and it truly feels like a game made by a fan of Painful, I've replayed it over 3 times already, so good.
Shoutouts to Vegaful too, Jerry best protagonist.
Childhood is liking Hopeful or Pointless
Adulthood is realizing Unbreakable is the best
Godhood is realizing Vegaful is even better
Honestly? Maybe. Even though I just said Unbreakable is the best Vegaful was tight and I loved how it added on to Joyful. Not like it's a competition anyway.
Are you talking about the old vegaful or the new sample update?
Old Vegaful. This is the first I'm hearing of a new sample update.
Vegaful got entirely remade basically, all of the broken balancing, the weird writing and story, the confusing areas, everything got changed for the better, you need to check it out. It's called the "sample update" because it comes out in samples every few months or so.
is that fricking gang starr?
MU will be real in 5
I don't care how long we have to wait as long as it comes out eventually
I know I sound like a schizo but the writing of the dialogue in the new MU intro is actually good, not just by vidya standards but really good. Ed should probably be doing the screenplays for weird surrealist lynchean films or acting as Don DeLillo's ghost writer but either way I'm glad we ended up in the timeline where he's making fangames for an earthbound fangame instead.
It’ll be out when it’s out.
And we like that - it'll be out when it's out. Great work ethic.
DON’T YOU TALK ABOUT ME YOU SON OF A b***h!
look, there he is! there he is- get him- GET HIM OUT OF HERE GET HIM THE FRICK OUT OF HERE
how was the remaster or whatever?
I kept waiting to play the game for a sale, then they just remastered it so I figure I'll just pirate it now since I don't pay more than the historical low for a video game.
DE features tons of new content and gameplay reworks to Painful and Joyful. If you buy them on steam, you can still play the Legacy versions of Painful and Joyful too.
>tons
Guys guys you're not gonna believe this but... this happened to me
You got force fed Joy?
What would Lisa think about her niece and nephew?
I liked the fish fangame
I'm addicted to Subutex, or subuxone, whatever you call it, and I think it's the closest you can get to joy in Lisa.
That shit suppresses all your emotions, you no longer feel a thing and like in Lisa you slowly turn into a monster completely unfazed by the most horrible things, you don't care if you're about to die, you don't care about your situation no matter the urgency of the affair you're stuck in, you just rot in the spot you're in. Oh yeah and all the infections and health problems you inherit with it? You don't feel them too. And if you stop taking it you get to endure hardcore withdrawal and no sleep at all no matter how tired you are.
Thanks pharmajews.
I think Joy’s closest real world counterpart is PCP.
I wish Joy was so real so all the big cities around the world would get destroyed by a horde of crackhead joy mutants, that'd be a sick sight to see.
Just go to Cali.
bro i've felt that way for at least 15 years and i dont do drugs
>Mother/EarthBound series is a cult classic
>It even have Starmen.com, a group of oldgay fanatics supporting it
>Yet with all of it, game barely have any fangames besides some shitty ROM hacks of which most are mere vanilla game modifications. And honorable non-vidya mention of things like Pollyanna comic plus many non-porn doujins (things hardcore fans of a japanese media thing would have translated long ago) still untranslated
>Omori is a huge hit and has a huge fanbase (It even has its own general in /vg/)
>Barely any fan games/sequels besides Reverie; Most project fail either being abandoned or due to abortion due to dumb drama
>LISA, an smaller audience than these two
>Still it get dozens of fan games, many of them big or even bigger than the official game with its own soundtrack overblowing many games.
It feels so good to be a LISA CHAD.
dozens of fangames that never come out you mean
and only pointless is good
You don't like Hopeful?
>with its own soundtrack overblowing many games.
That's the best part, the unofficial soundtracks are incredible. It spawned its own bizarre avant garde genre.
i dont even know what the frick LISA music is at this point but ive found some of my favorite artists from LISA games
We live in a world where this https://youtu.be/QH2DOJ1naxI is lisa music and this https://youtu.be/BZU_QZviH_g is lisa music and this https://youtu.be/UEa0B7y57KE is lisa music and this https://youtu.be/SlZ4aUAaATI is lisa music and this https://youtu.be/pj0UFHmzlmg is lisa music, don't try to understand it, just enjoy it.
i miss hippie
Dozens you say? I only played and heard of Pointless and Joyful. What else was made worth to play?
>Pointless
>Hopeful
>Pointless - Scholar of the Wilbur sin
>Timeless
>Unbreakable
>Vegaful
>Brad has a Pain
And a bunch of more that are still good but can only be truly appreciated by deranged LISAheads.
I keep seeing Scholar of the Willbur Sin but isn't that just DLC/Expansion? Why write Pointless twice if that is the case?
Scholar of the Wilbur expands the game so much it's basically it's own game, to give an idea, a regular pointless playthrough is around 4 or so hours, meanwhile some of my SOTWS are over the 10 hour mark and they're not even in the end of the game.
*some of my SOTWS saves, goddamn it.
Joyful is the DLC, I meant to day Hopeful
>Pointless - Scholar of the Wilbur sin
Is this part 2? I last played part 1 7 years ago... jesus...
It's not the part 2 actually, it is a fan expansion for the original game that ends on the same cliffhanger that original pointless did but greatly expands everything else, most of its devs are now working on pointless' official update.
What a shame it's not part 2 but I could give it a try. Thanks.
Scholar of the Wilbur Sin to Pointless is what Scholar of the First Sin was to Dark Souls 2. It's basically a revamp and expansion to the base game with wildly branching paths.
Hopeful and Unbreakable.
Please treat your Lisa with love and care.
I don't think there's anything left on her head that isn't damaged already
Where vega(ful)
Amazing how most of these got canceled or haven't gotten updated in ages
people move on.
Is there a full list? Of all the fan games, comics, and stories?
Are any of them actually worth checking out besides Pointless and Hopeful?
>Captcha: HARTKD
Unbreakable
>HARTKD
I’d imagine his KD ratio is pretty impressive.
LISA The pointless - Scholar of the wilbur sin
LISA The Timeless
LISA The Vegaful (Old version)
LISA The Vegaful Sample Update
LISA The Unbreakable blood and sweatsocks
Brad Has a Pain
All of these are good and you will probably enjoy them
I hope Reckless comes out, it looks cool.
Is that Jagi?
He’s inspired by Jagi.
Based, i love HnK. is lisa worth playing?
Sure.
Oh yeah it is, LISA is as inspired by HnK, WWE and Mad Max as it is by earthbound. I'm sure you'll love it.
Buzzo himself implies the existence of other women, no? Perhaps the world might actually be normal outside of olathe?
Can we get an escape from olathe fangame?
Its complicated.
Even though the rest of the world might be fine and Olathe sucks ass nobody there really wants to leave or can think of the possibility of leaving.
Its symbolic, like depression or some shit.
Can you really even leave Olathe? I assume if you just picked a direction and started walking you'd just keep going through the desert forever until you died of dehydration or something.
Pretty sure the Flash fricked with the geography of Olathe, alongside how time works too. It might actually be impossible to get out.
You'll either just keep walking through a barren wasteland or eventually hit some huge body of water blocking your path before eventually hitting the dome wall covering the whole Olathe area.
Dont know. The road to recovery always looks impossible
>like depression or some shit
Honestly not too bad of a metaphor? Depression is a sort of "circling the drain" state in that you're, in a way, being pretty self-obsessed: It's just that you're constantly fixating on how shit you are at literally everything and how much your life fricking sucks. You kinda can't see the good things and what few possibilities you actually do have.
Go to bed, depression bros: You always have a couple of hours of better mood and a clearer head when waking up after a decent sleep.
Who would you want to be your best friend in Olathe? Terry, Beltboy, or Joel?
Terr Bear
got about a dozen or so, but i always find this one iconic.
Pretty damn good
This japanese artist definitely makes my favorite LISA stuff though
Buddy my queen…
bubby cute
I dare you to post the Marty one.
You sick frick
No balls.
Didn’t expect to see Marty railing Lisa by him
Ain’t she a beaut?
He blamed Brad for his personal grief (rightfully so, according to one specific ending) about Lisa's state. He never found or didn't know Marty's whereabouts so he fricked up with Brad instead. Also, he was a fricking scientist, and I don't buy that shit, even so, because of that he knows more than he shows (that there are women in captivity in Olathe) so he knows he has time to frick around
Sick
Sequel when? They released the definitive edition for a reason
Austin is too much of a lazy bastard to make a sequel, or Ninja Tears. His wife was the one who convinced him to partner up with Serenity Forge for DE.
Is there actually proof that Austian and Marina are married?
Don’t know. I’ve heard a few people refer to her as his wife before on here. It’s the only reason I can think of why he’d listen to her, and why they’re still in contact nearly a decade after Joyful.
The cuck author wouldn't want us to associate with his products, whichever those might be (he will never make anything again)
It's kind of baffling just how deep the Lisa fandom rabbit hole goes
It really is.
Soul and Soulless…
Shoutouts to beasuce
Turbo T-Rex the GOAT forever
Vegaful has the best artstyle of any fangame, second best is Doleful because it's just Vegaful on crack.
THE INFLATION WITCH b***h FROM WICKED PUMP
AUGH THE HELL
>Rage says he only wanted Buddy
>still cries and stalls throughout the fight
What did he mean by this?
he says it just so brad won't feel bad about killing him
He decided to act like a heel to make Brad feel less bad about fighting him. Turns out he feels just as bad about it all just like the other party members you could get from the very beginning.
Frick the Road Scholars
Favorite LISA villains/antagonists? I like Balrog from Unbreakable just from his design alone, can't wait to see what will be done with him on chapter 2.
Nobody in particular.
Arnold for me.
Sindy Gallows
>belt
Marty would never use that.
he wanted puss
Good Ending
Marty is going to be the communal prison b***h.
Not with 200 ATK he’s not.
I'm asking again
What's the best way to play Lisa games? OG or Definitive Edition? Or are both versions the same on PC? I noticed the game went from $10 to $20
I really like Hokuto no Ken, so I'm interested in playing the Lisa games
Both versions are the same on PC, it just gives you the option to play the original or the DE.
Honestly I think the original is what you should play on a first run, and then do another run on DE just to compare the two, likewise with the Hopeful versions.
Thanks for answering, I will play the OG version, then DE
also, what fangames are worth playing? I see fan characters get posted a lot whenever Lisa is brought up
Pointless and Hopeful are an absolute must when it comes to the fangames.
Unbreakable seems liked too, so I’d try that out. Timeless as well.
Play hopeful and pointless first, if you liked Pointless check out LISA The Pointless Scholar of the Wilbur Sin and LISA the Timeless. If you liked hopeful check out LISA The Vegaful and LISA the Unbreakable
On PC, you can play the OG and DE editions when you buy Definitive Edition now. I’d recommend DE, since despite two jokes getting censored, and one of the tracks having to get remade because it sampled Delin’s grunt from Shenmue 2, a lot of the other gameplay changes were for the better, especially in Joyful.
OG for a first run, DE for your second.
Favorite party members?
For me, it’s Birdie.
There is only one answer and you goddamn know it...
Fly, it's just so funny to me that the best party member and one of the strongest people in Olathe is just a fricked up furry fly man that vomits all over people and rides shopping carts.
I feel like its telling that the one thing you could say is a Flaw with Fly is that he joins"slightly half way past the game"
He's also a bit of a b***h to get, having to find the fishman village, then winning that really tedious cart race minigame, so most of the time I play the game I just ignore him and use Ollie instead. But he is broken, no question about it.
>Terry Motherfricking Hintz
>>
damage
Only joy addict that is still a beast in combat even with withdrawal
I felt really bad when I realized I set his orphans on fire by accident.
I need to replay Painful, it's been too long. Do I go Definitive Edition or Desolate Expanse?
Play definitive edition, desolate expanse is it's own thing and it adds a bunch more areas, party members, enemies, etc. and it also increases the game's difficulty by an insane amount so if you don't remember the game's combat you're gonna be in for a sorry time.
Thanks I was leaning towards Desolate but I'll give Definitive a shot.
DE. If you’re having a bad time, you can always use the new Terroids item that Terry gives you to set the game to easy mode.
Is Arkantos any good?
No, it's the oldest LISA mod iirc, it's very very rough and not really worth the time if you're not playing it for nostalgia or LIStorical reasons.
Buddy and Kiddo
what would a female rendition of the game look like?
Touhou
>Sweetie doing makeup for his mom and aunties
Adorable
FemMarty, FemBuzzo, and FemBrad would have more defenders. MaleBuddy would probably get more hate though.
Would FemBuzzo ask for her daddy in the definitive edition cutscene instead?
Yes.
>goes out to save humanity by fricking tons of b***hes
>changes his mind and murders tons of women instead
MaleBuddy would be absolutely despised.
If you think about it, in a genderswapped LISA FemBrad would be the undeniable villain of the story trying to stop MaleBuddy from achieving his fate of being an absolute player and fricking tons of post apocalyptic b***hes.
She’d be an absolute legend for wienerblocking all of Olathe.
Would MaleBuddy even be able to impregnate women? Assuming he’s 11-12 like Buddy, he might not have gone through puberty yet. Which would make Mama Brad more justified in that case, since anyone who wants him at that point is just a deranged pedo.
There are some designs I’d like to post, but I can’t believe FemBuzzo has her breasts out.
This one?
https://www.tumblr.com/jazryde/639159528847491072/
Yeah, that’s the one.
FemRando is too cute
If you think about it, a female rendition of LISA would look terrible, I mean think about it, Brad is a 50 year old drug addicted overweight bald man, now imagine THAT as a woman.
honestly, i could still sympathize with her if she could kick ass
Imagine the Sticky hallucination, but instead of being a phallic shaped monster, it’s a vegana dentada monster.
Hopeful did it
Ajeet would never...
Buzzo force fed him
>that Mad Dog
dude what the frick?
I have no idea why they made him the goriest. Maybe it has to do with how psychotic he is, and him allegedly being worse than Marty according to Austin
He looks like the monster from the nes godzilla creepypasta
A Dog in a Dog in a Dog in a
He's got that dog in him.
Toby seems pretty happy for some reason.
I like how Salvation Pink has barely changed lmao
How come Buddy can beat sweetheart? What the frick
>do no drugs
>save all companions
>end up as a stump because of good deeds
>bad ending
frick this cuck game. People who like it unironically want to see their mothers fricked by a transient and would rate it 10/10 kino
The reward was the dialogue afterwards. Joyful is the one with Good and Bad Ending.
Is this worth powering through?
I kinda not enjoying the combat at all.
How far into the game are you?
not far at all, just reached the place with 3 holes and a truck in the next map.
You're still in the area 1 crossroads, don't worry, the whole game gets much MUCH better, you'll start unlocking party members and skills that'll make everything a lot more fun, just keep going and you'll see.
Don't worry, Terry is meant to suck to force you into experimenting
Is SOTWS any good?
>he lived
Brad did the right thing.
holy frick thank you anon that posted this.
I hope that it actually comes out.
What the frick was her problem
Abusive mom probably
thing in the trash bag being alive + her passed out on the couch makes me think she did a late abortion on Chie's sibling
I always assumed it was just a cat
Forgot to mention there's also a dialogue option with the secret service guy that's called "the baby"
Could be possible, though she did say she can't afford pets - might've tried to keep a secret one and got punished when it was found
Hmmm, that dialogue option is pretty interesting
God I need MU
Did you see the new teasers they released on Christmas? Some screenshots + Downtown footage, zomg
I still can't bring myself to like MU Alex, why even change what was already perfect?
I do miss how greasy looking OG Alex was, but i've warmed up to how he looks now. He'd be out of place if he was kept exactly the same while everything else got an upgrade
This was for 8/8 last year, might've already seen this
I saw the screenshots but I didn't know about the footage. Thanks anon, any more?
damn i had pretty much given up hope on the pointless, ty for posting this
Didn't know MU was gonna be darker like that, that's actually fricking nice, I'm excited to see what other messed up things they'll add.
>Falls in love with Lisa
>Lisa makes him cut her face to stop getting raped
>Marty rapes her even more
>Brad didn't man up to protect her
>Lisa commits suicide
Call that an Epic Fail!
Something I found a while ago and thought others might like it.