What the hell was his problem?

What the hell was his problem?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mr. X paid him that's all there all is there to it

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Clearly he’s a pissed off Cuban boxer being deported back to Castro.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the combination of fat belly, naked legs/feet, and dainty footwork by this guy always made me feel so disgusted and want to beat his ass so hard

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      And the fact he suckerpunches you relentlessly.
      IIRC the lore was that he and his son were actually ballet dancers or something

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If his AI wants to cooperate you can GRAND UPPAH his ass like everyone else in the game. Goddamn that is an OP move.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't care, still using MAX.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Max struggles hard against bosses.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        this

        Nothing feels better than snapping a boss’s frickin’ back draining the shit out of his health bar.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      please do tell, what capture card do you use?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a Live Gamer Portable 2 PLUS with a Retrotink SCART to upscale to 480p. The 480p quality recording is shitty compared to how the capture card handles higher resolutions unfortunately.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sprites in Streets of Rage look so phat on the Analouge Pocket...I'm seeing details in games I've never noticed before.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He had enough of them hosers

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Streets of Rage 2 taught me that fat people are bad

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine getting boxed up square by a fat Chinese saggot without shoes.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Always hated fighting this barefoot fat frick on my hardest/mania runs.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    His son looks exactly as old like him but in green clothes

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Italian genetics.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gay navy

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that according to prototype screenshots the R in R.Bear stands for Rocky.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The jet enemies are hundreds of times worse than anything else in the game. Honestly their inclusion just makes me not want to play the game. The exact moment these pieces of shit on loaded into memory every last modicum of fun you were previously having is thoroughly deleted.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >oh no I lost one of my 9 lives in a tough late game stage. experience is ruined.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The experience is definitely ruined when at the end of the game some abysmally bad encounter happens and fricks everything up.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what is jump kicking

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's definitely a safe way to hit those guys, but you're not gonna do much damage that way.
        I still have yet to find a reliable way to fight those buttholes as Max. It usually boils down to playing footsies with them with jump kicks.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like I said last time, just learn to jump kick them.
      goddamn, you're one of those people who keeps doing the same attacks expecting different results right?
      none of the bosses are difficult once you know their weaknesses.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Neutral air kick does quite a bit of damage actually, like 25% of the bar. The forward jump kick is dogshit for dmg.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          wrong person, meant for:

          It's definitely a safe way to hit those guys, but you're not gonna do much damage that way.
          I still have yet to find a reliable way to fight those buttholes as Max. It usually boils down to playing footsies with them with jump kicks.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          No shit? I didn't know the neutral air attack did more damage. Makes sense though. I'll be sure to use that on those buttholes next time

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Getting good, for real, implies being able to realize that what you're doing is wrong, being able to think about all the other possibilities the game offers and try them out. Some people just execute what they saw other people doing or what other people told them, for the record that alone doesn't mean you got good, but you, you're not even on that level, you're so stubborn in your shit ways of playing that it's not even a question of "not being able to think your moves again", you're not even able to execute the solution other people give you.

      You will never get good. You'll always remain a shitter.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Or maybe those enemies are just terribly designed.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Or maybe you're just moronic and not good at the whole solving shit thing.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    this fricker must've had magnets in his gloves

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    mario?

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