What video games make you feel like this? Posted on May 22, 2023 by Anonymous What video games make you feel like this?
>give dragon lipstick and eyelashes
>suddenly Ganker wants to fuck them
Do you guys really do this?
I wish but talking dragons aren't real
Adding lipstick and eyelashes to literally anything makes it fuckable.
That errs into the uncanny valley side of things. Too real.
I think the eyelashes + lipstick thing works best when kept simple. 2D art.
Ape prostitutes are real in parts of the world where apes are native and the law doesn't give a fuck.
>Adding lipstick and eyelashes to literally anything makes it fuckable.
What is that?
What about now?
twitrannies seething over hot babes and cisgendered femboys in vidya they don't/ can't play
Seemed to have worked out for your whore mother.
anyone have that post where it's like 'you can't just draw thicc hips and thighs on stuff and call it sexy' and the guy drew a simple set of legs/thighs or something for the post? i can't find it in my disorganized mess
Haha ! Men penis no go up !
Wanting to fuck dragons is a life-long commitment born from things like Legend of Huma, Eragon and Dragonheart: Vengeance.
shouldn't have taken the vaxx, bugs
>The peepee poopoo principle
>If it has eyelashes then I want to have sex with it
dont even need the lipstic really
Yes anon, I give dragons lipstick and eyelashes.
Whenever you guys' backs are turned, I secretly give dragons lipstick and eyelashes.
Watch, turn your back!
>suddenly out of 10
Deepest Sword I think. It's a game
to be clear, that animation is not from the actual game, although it probably should be
Adjust your expectations, this animation has the ugliest fucking tits I have ever seen in 2d.
S A U C E
Ganker would even fuck literal orbs, pretty based if you ask me!
Ganker (including myself) prefers the literal orbs(female) to regular women
get over it. internet has been around for over 20 years and you still ask retarded questions
>not drawing the panel he bites her despite the comic illustrating that he is acting jittery and erratic
>just copy pasting the character and having the other character say he did something
peak lazy artist
DRAGO SEXO MA WAIFU
Me and a friend played through the campaigns of RE6.
It was a master class in unfun game design.
I have no idea why we stuck through the entire thing.
Wouldn't it be cool if the dragon is romanceable in dragons dogma 2?
world of tanks, except i was winning and i was still that mad
>i was winning and i was still that mad
reminds me of the last time I played overwatch
That was me with Hearthstone. Forced myself to log in for dailies, angry even when winning because of all the dumb bullshit.
Two years free, unhealthy relationships with games like that is not good
>log in for dailies
boy do I really not like all that engagement metrics bullshit
Hearthstone was (is?) extremely stingy with rewards, you HAD to do your dailies or you would fall irreparably behind. So you'd have to play a game you were not enjoying for an hour or two every few days or the account you've built up will be fucked.
Kind of a sunk cost thing, they are devious fucks.
The only sexy vidya dragon that comes to mind is the one from Deepest Sword
>i was winning and i was still that mad
fucking Dota 2
But I'm almost done with the shotgun directive. Then I can whine about them only slightly less.
Post more vidya Dragussy
Dragussy so good it turned a knight insane
good pussy destroys a man.
ds1. I enjoyed DS3 but it really feels like the devs had a specific play style in mind when designing ds1 and any deviation from that style results in you getting punished by the game. DS3 on the other hand feels much more fluid and I had a lot more fun experimenting with different weapons and stats
she should eat him
that skeleton guy is quite literally just lord hater from wander over yonder
There is something really fucking comical about a regular sized dude biting a dragon
>he canonically can't keep it up when tapping that
I thought he was oblivious to her advanced towards him. When did they start fugging?
Games where you can fuck feral dragon?
*blocks your path*
Sex with ember and smolder at the same time!
Update your list fag
>I had these books and watched the movie when I was a kid
Never expected to see this again
I always saw the dragon in my elementary school library as a kid and was for some inexplicable reason attracted to it's big mascara'd eyes. I always thought someone would know if I checked the book out so I never did. I just spent most my time in the library stealing glances at it while walking by again and again. Sometimes picking it up when I thought no one was looking. Now that I am a furry porn artist I ought to give in to this 20 something year long lust and just draw the damn dragon already.
>I always thought someone would know if I checked the book out so I never did. I just spent most my time in the library stealing glances at it while walking by again and again
God damn I remember that feel. Even then I felt weird for developing a crush on a fucking cartoon.
Weird and deeply saddened it was only a cartoon 🙁
remove second panel
You bros need to find God
But Elden Ring PvP do be like that. Even when I win, I'll still be mad if the other bro was playing like a scumbag
This would be funnier if the last panel just showed him biting her.
Or to put it in other words
TOO MANY WORDS
>harming your dragon gf
He deserves to suck at video games
monster hunter, i'm fully aware it's me being shit but i still get irrationally angry when i get clipped by a hitbox i deem bad in the heat of the moment
What's it like being able to draw decent comics?
Mating press dragons
I'm liking that manga so far, but I can feel that some generic anime girl love interest will show up any day now.
I've Been Kicked Out of an S-Rank Guild. But Only I Can Communicate With Dragons. Before I Knew It, I Became the Greatest Dragon Knight
Don't mind the name, just usual LN things
Why are jap titles often full on paragraphs?
to include the description on the cover
Because they look so similar to other titles in the genre that they need to tell you beforehand what mioght get you interested and a title isn't enough for a jap user
Do japs know what a title is?
he is literally me bros...
I hunger for more undead main characters in media...
What games the main character is a lich or skeleton?
Medievil is my favorite
Dragonrider game when sometimes your dragon decides to ride you instead.
This is what happens when you raise a dragonrider and his steed side by side and even have them merge their souls together to enhance their power. Really, why is the king so surprised that all his knights end up with their dragons?
bitch should stop drawing stupid farm animals
I prefer dragons with boobs, and maybe wearing armor and holding big weapons sometimes.
Yeah those are fine too.
This but they also need to be just slightly chubby. Not even chubby, but rather have a noticable amount of meat on their bones.
>but rather have a noticable amount of meat on their bones.
That's what they call thick
Yeah, they need to be tall and thick. You should get the impression that they're a force of nature, something that could lay entire worlds to waste, but also that they're really comfortable to be hugged by and to fuck. Like a sign of fertility and power.
Let me elaborate on that, being in their presence should be like standing at the foot of a mountain. You know then that you are in the presence of something much grander than yourself. At the same time they should have that kind of pussy and ass that entices you, with soft and warm folds all pointing towards their wet genitals.
I like anthro and "feral" dragons
Personally I'm happy that this model got ported into vam
I had fun with it last night
>WACKY FACES AND SCREAMING
>premise that has been done a million times, almost quote for quote
>too lazy to draw the biting
What an awful comic
I'm guessing he's just using it as a vehicle for his dragon lust