what videogames did your daddy teach you?
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what videogames did your daddy teach you?
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i was never abused as a child, im gonna die a virgin
You're lying to yourself.
Just frick an escort
You're a virgin because you have too high standards and/or don't even try to frick. My ugly fat frick cousin regularly has sex with other fatties. He's probably had sex over 100 times. Just frick a fatty.
better to be a virgin
it's called having self-respect
you don't deserve self respect
I would rather never ever ever have sex and be a virgin forever than be a disgusting fatty who has disgusting sex with other disgusting fatties
Pinball and Mario kart (the first one)
My dad used to play games with me during school lunch (school was close to the house so I walked home, and he would drive home for lunch from work to hang out with me). Grade school.
Later on by middle school/high school, he was convinced video games were some horrible thing and never got us or played a game with any of us again.
I liked those early years.
WHY ARE YOU GAE?????
my dad's an alcoholic.
sovl
Heh, same
Command & Conquer, Total Annihilation, Starcraft etc.
He liked RTS games a lot.
Same. And me aswell.
Gothic
Don't have a dad.
where did he go?
I agree. The soviet union was much better after Stalin's death.
VVVVVV of course
Age of empires
Command and conquer
Civilisation
And many more, also the basics on how to use a PC and install games and stuff, good times.
Some Hot Wheels game that was on a yellow floppy disk
Ugh..
quake, doom, diablo, thief, spore
None, he was already in his late 20s by the time pong went on sale, he never got into them. I got him to play a few obvious FPS games with me and GT4 but anything I really liked (JRPGs, 4x RTS) was basically so far outside his realm of cultural interest that he just didn’t seem very interested.
Mind you, he keeps feigning ignorance as to what “annie-may” is (despite having taken me to see Princess Moanoke on its debut week) yet knows about “hentai comics” every time immediately so I gotta wonder if he’s yanking my chain and all lol
My dad was a WW2 strategy game autist, but I never shared the passion
He also used to kick my ass in Worms Armageddon
Tiger Woods: PGA Tour 2003
Oh, and also Yu-Gi-Oh Duelist of The Roses. He showed me how to spam zombie pumpkings and just beef up my board.
My dad taught me and my brothers to pirate games.
Yeah, I can see that. Your daddy gave you good advice.
Especially when they have annoying DRM and all
none he was a wagie
I didn't have a dad but my uncle teached me Heroes 3.
Super mayro world.
He taught me how to play counter strike condition zero and the original dota mod for warcraft 3. He also taught me how to use torrent to download pirated games. For the rest, I learned other games from cheap cyber cafes.
t. thirdie zoomer
Never had a father or a father figure in my life, but my cousin's husband took me to a PC club when I was around 5yo and I've played GTA Vice City for 4 hours or so. He was an alright dude until he became a drunkard and cheated on her.
Pacman. I was never good at it