What was his problem?

What was his problem?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He thought he was the smartest man in the room.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Arkham Eddie is exactly how I think most anons on this board act and talk.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Witty, hardworking and actually pulling off the eccentric madman attitude?
      I don't think so.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nigma is too smart for pussy

        frick off eddie we all know its you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lack of pussy and an unwarranted sense of self-importance

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nigma is too smart for pussy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He's literally me, frfr no cap

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what's nigma

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            nigma balls

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >trolls Bat-anon with useless riddles for the Lulz
      >kidnaps civilians so he can troll bat-anon with even more useless riddles
      yes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >gets humiliated in front of the people he trolls
        yes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it wasn't my time being wasted with useless riddles kek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >riddles
        >do backflips to grab a trophy
        >drive in circles really fast
        >riddles
        Arkham Riddler is a brainlet

        • 2 years ago
          Moose

          >Walk into a killbox with turrets and robots under my control.
          >Walk into this room to grab my trophy where the only way out is through a bunch of turrets and you're stuck in a cage.
          >Go over my electrified floor and then figure your way back out.
          Or my favorite
          >Climb through pipes bursting out steam to get my trophy.
          If Batman didn't have gadgets specifically for Nigma's specific outcomes they'd be unsolvable because they'd just immediately kill the person. Some of the Catwoman traps in Knight weren't even supposed to be something you could solve, it was just straight up to kill them. If Selina couldn't defy gravity and jump 50 feet above her she would have died to the sawblades in that laser trap in the final room.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the dose was too high

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    there was something in his way

    yeah

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      AAAAAH IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE THIS WAY

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was he Ganker?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      At some point

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Always.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Massive insecurities about his intellect.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how fricking long does it take to buy a property and turn it into a puzzle room

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you already have all the puzzle elements ready and it isn't hugely elaborate (like the one with the spinning blades corridor), I imagine you could pull it off in a few days of hard work. It's basically just attaching all the mechanisms to their place and connecting them. Probably in a single day even if you had a few people to help. Although I imagine Riddler doesn't consider anyone else competent enough

      Constructing the mechanisms itself is another part though, that must take some time. Maybe the Riddler somehow secretly outsources them to some starving children in a third world country, most of them are fairly simple electrical circuits

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's why Riddler keeps getting humiliated, cheap third world engineering.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Riddle me this Batman, I conduct 90% of the crimes but only make up 20% of the population! What am I, Bats?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's not a riddle, Nigma.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Men in their 20s

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't he an incel in the new movie or something?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's a fricking Gankerner in the movie. I'm not joking.
      I haven't seen the full film, I might I dunno. I hear it's decent.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I am not joking
        >HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE THO
        so youre talking out of your ass based on information you got from others, likely Ganker homosexuals pretending they see LITERALLY THEMSELVES
        kys

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No anon, clips.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >likely Ganker homosexuals pretending they see LITERALLY THEMSELVES
          Anon, he literally is shown going on Ganker in the movie.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Ganker continues to strike fear into the hearts of effeminate men
            You love to see it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He's a big board personality in riddlerchan

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >507 followers

            >what gauge? What caliber?
            >Rifles are good

            Is this the funniest Batman movie yet?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >RATCHETTHATSHIT

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >let's do a poll does he deserve it?
                >if yes: feelsgodman.jpeg
                >if no: feelsbadman.jpeg
                It was kino

                It was genuinely a great movie outside of the bits after Riddler is revealed where the incel orphans shoot up the rally and flood Gotham. The "Ave Maria" bit is absolutely hilarious and comes out of nowhere.

                After watching all of the movies lately, The Batman might be my favorite. Definitely my favorite version of Bruce and the internalization of his struggles. I hope we at least get a trilogy between Battinson and Reeves.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >let's do a poll does he deserve it?
              >if yes: feelsgodman.jpeg
              >if no: feelsbadman.jpeg
              It was kino

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >You can tell they're going to be so triggered because of this.
                I can just imagine the suit-cladded bowler hat wearing Riddler sayign this and it's making me chuckle a little.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's funny to me that people still choose to depict Ganker as some dark website where spooky shit goes down.
                >When it's more like this

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I like how it's an imageboard but with... twitter profiles.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And yet they still call eachother anon, I don't think they know what that means.

            • 2 years ago
              Moose

              It was genuinely a great movie outside of the bits after Riddler is revealed where the incel orphans shoot up the rally and flood Gotham. The "Ave Maria" bit is absolutely hilarious and comes out of nowhere.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He is and it's decent. He starts the incel uprising.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nah just a shitposter and batman fanboy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yep. He convinces a bunch of others to shoot up a political rally turned flood shelter. Really killed the performance.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        For what reason? The Riddler does crime to prove he's smarter than everyone else.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He does that as well. It's more like he's liveblogging his puzzle murders to his fanbase and as a finale he was going to have them murder a whole bunch of other disaffected peoeple as "revenge" for having such a terrible life.
          The performance was good and I do feel it still fell well within his mental disorder.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          In his defense, he actually turns out to be smarter than anyone else. All of his plans go off without a hitch while Batman just kinda bumbles into them.
          Colin Farrel as Penguin was the highlight of the movie anyway.

          • 2 years ago
            Moose

            Credit to Batman, he did solve the majority of them outside of that last one. He even outright says the answer as the riddle is being read out to him multiple times and doesn't need to look into it.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    rocksteady needed a justification for collectables

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick is this legal?https://youtu.be/63k538YvcP8

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OOOOOOOOOOHHH

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    His parents named him E. Nygma

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No they didn't. His original surname is Nashton.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're telling me he willingly changed his name to E. Nygma????

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Well yes, he's the Riddler.

          none of the writers were smart enough to make smart riddles so they just had him be the mini-game guy

          Yeah the actual riddles are really fricking basic. How many times have I heard that shadow riddle. The ones in Batman Forever are better.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being this dude just sitting the knitting questionmarks on a jacket, thinking he'll look so cool once he's done.
    This is why I hate capeshit.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    none of the writers were smart enough to make smart riddles so they just had him be the mini-game guy

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically he hurt nobody in the Arkham Games. He killed nobody. The Riddlers crimes just consist of fricking around with the police and batman in an attempt to be smartererer than them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He puts people in death-traps, even though Batman saves them all he must still have a lot of 'attempted's on his rap-sheet

      And I think the first crime-scene you do in Origins is for a service guy killed by Riddler's booby-trapped door.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because he's a pseud

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He is so fricking ugly in Arkham Knight.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know, I think he gains something when he lets himself go. 'Frick it, I'll just spray some marks on a green shirt.'

      Definitely the face of a man who's skipping sleep to get his racetracks done though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he looks like he aged 30 years
        I suppose he does look like a man who's been building elaborate riddler rooms for several months

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He most likely just hacks billionaire accounts and hires goons to set them up with his blueprints.
          The real villain in Gotham must be the unemployment rate

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >The real villain in Gotham must be the unemployment rate
            Why else do you think seemingly tens of thousands of people become supervillian henchmen every day?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              They should all try getting a job
              at Wayne Industries

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus. He looked well put together in Origins too. I love how you can track is devolution over the games.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I definitely liked how the Arkham games portrayed change over the years in their characters.

          Croc especially gets more and more fricked up as time passed with his form changing so much into what we got in Arkham Knight, with him no longer looking close to a man and resembling a crocodile more than ever before. The lore is kino too.

          Another favorite of mine is Penguin.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            took a while to realise Penguins "monocle" is actually the end of a beer bottle shoved into his eye.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah I loved that little detail once I realized it.

              Also loved Scarecrow's design in Knight, since he was mauled by Croc in Asylum, he had a more fricked up face.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I deeply prefer Asylums Scarecrow to Knights

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Same

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              a clear beer bottle? surely not.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I think in one of recordings you can unlock it's even described how he got glassed. Wasn't it Zsasz who did it actually?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Zsasz
                I think Joker did it during their fight at the Iceberg Lounge after Joker sprayed the waitress in the face with his acid flower.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why would you invite the Joker to your longue in the first place?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Implying the Joker gives a frick about being invited

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why does joker even have a gang in the first place if they dont even get any profit from jokers dumb plans

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Even Joker must knock over the occasional bank or israeliteelry store. He's gotta fund his bigger gigs somehow.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Because they're all psychopaths who want to kill people.
                Come to think of it, why would you join Jokers gang anyway, even if you were a murderer. The Joker kills and mutilates whenever he feels like it. I suppose he isn't as cruel as Cobblepot, but I certainly wouldn't want to be employed by him.

              • 2 years ago
                Moose

                The Arkham games sort of went over this. The people with him get paid pretty well and only seem to jump over to Harvey's if they want to be more lucrative but risk the coin flip for their lives every time they speak to him or go to Penguin if they think the other two are too crazy. A lot of men also respect Joker as a person because he's unchained. In Knight a ton of them follow Harley just because they want Joker back or because they have nowhere else to turn to and constantly talk about Batman killing Joker or yell at Batman for it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it would be funny if the Joker actually treated his goons the best out of all of the others

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                he probably does, right up to the part where he kills or cripples them for funsies

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Just be funny and don't squeeze Harleys ass and you probably won't get your testicles crushed by Jokers ice cream truck. Simple.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                If I had to pick a Batman villain to work for, Penguin would easily be at the top. He's basically just a mob boss who wants to run a smooth operation. Harvey could be #2, but he also has his crazy moments where he might shoot you for some dumbass OCD reason like noticing he has 21 goons and not 20.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >not Black Mask
                Black Mask doesn't fricking kill his goons for small frick ups. Penguin does.

              • 2 years ago
                Moose

                He does though. He let multiple scientists and higher up mooks die to Freeze, personally shot his security guy for just doing his job, and if I remember right he shot like one or two other guys in Under the Red Hood.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So? At least he doesn't feed people who failed him to literal monsters.

              • 2 years ago
                Moose

                The point is he still kills the people working for him when he feels like it and lets other people kill his people if it nets him a better deal even if they're close to him. He even ices his extremely loyal top crew personally for Jason.

              • 2 years ago
                Moose

                >He's basically just a mob boss who wants to run a smooth operation.
                He also gives people a lot of chances if the reasons are good enough. If Batman is the reason there's like a 95% chance he'll just blame the Bat and assign the guy to another gig that shouldn't deal with the Bat.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Who says they don't?
                I mean, in both Asylum and City they're basically already in jail, but nobody said that Joker didn't make them do regular criminal jobs inbetween the more crazy ones back when they were still out. In the comics he sometimes does that. I mean, he's got to finance the latter ones somehow at the very least.

                Either that, or his people are just a bunch of dumb thugs without any direction in life who like to break stuff, so they join him basically for shit and giggles

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                useful idiots. ideology is all that matters

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There are many questions surrounding the Joker, few of which are ever answered
                Like for example, how the frick has no one in Gotham just shot him yet

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The Joker literally only lives in one of two places, Arkham Asylum and the 2,000 abandoned amusement parks Gotham seemingly has. Only ever going outside to rob a bank or bomb an orphanage or rape Barbara Gordon or whatever. Surrounded by hundreds of muscular pyschopaths and a bimbo with a hammer.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You forgot the steel mill.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The steel mill built amusement park rides, so it counts as an amusement park.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"I am an instrument whose music always comes from the heart, what am I?"
    >in a church
    >with the organ right in front of you
    Jesus Christ Eddie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Leaves a accordion on the floor just to confuse you*
      AHA! Who is a genious now, batman?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >"surely it's not the organ and there's an actual problem to solve"
      >mfw

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He gets pissy and basically tells you the answer if you take too long

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like how he goes on denial after Bats reveals his face

  22. 2 years ago
    anonymousse

    virgin
    no pusi

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Origins and Riddler could have easily fricked.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    INJUSTICE
    THE TOOLS OF COWARDS AND CRIMINALS

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >love killing time in Arkham Knight
    >have to hear Riddler's schizo rants every 5 minutes

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Origins was buggy and copied a bunch from City but had the best story and characters of the series
    >WB Montreal's Suicide Squad game cancelled
    >WB Montreal's Batman Court of Owls game cancelled or perhaps reworked into GK
    >Gotham Knights looks terrible in every way
    >Rocksteady's SS took 8 years to make

    The frick is going on with these games? The Arkham trilogy is too good for any of this mismanagement

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The time gap is baffling. Keep in mind that VR is maybe two hours long. Is SS really 8 years worth of effort?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >suicide squad
        I hate Nu Harley I hate Nu Harley I hate Nu Harley

  26. 2 years ago
    Moose

    The funniest part is how he has these ridiculously convoluted traps that a child could solve and acts like they were impossible to solve because no one could press two buttons. At least in Arkham Knight he swapped to straight up cheating and making the riddles impossible to solve without someone else helping you or a billion dollar car that could turn into a tank.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Riddler was literally more intelligent in the 60's

      ?t=45

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She will fix him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Joker's worst nightmare is Eddie fricking Harley
      RENT FREE

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Arkham City heavily suggests Joker actually does frick or at least do some sort of sexual things with Harley.
        I just wonder what that would actually look like, what with his chemically bleached middle aged man skin.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really wanted all the bits not related to the detective work cut out completely. The riddler should have been stopped in the end because he was just too vain to not include a killswitch to his Gotham doomsday weapon which batman figures out at the last moment. Cliche? Maybe. But classics are classic for a reason.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wish the riddles were harder. Like maybe the location of the Riddler in Arkham City could have been by taking numbers from every riddle and combining it into coordinates.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Eh there's not a functional difference when most of the riddles that were there were near impossible for a lot of the people watching. Batman solves them realtime so I think you might want better riddle presentation? Or something. The riddler includes carpentry tools in all the crimes as a hint to bring up the floorboards so he actually did do a version of the second thing.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was wh*Te.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NO, YOU CHEATED. HOW DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT RIDDLERCHAN. NORMALgayS DON'T USE RIDDLERCHAN. NGH. YOU CHEATED.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was surprisingly easy, Riddler. You kept using the word "based" in your messages, which was obviously some kind of code word. By repeating it online in the same nonsensical contexts, I tracked down your secret club. The only redpills you'll get now are the flavored ones in Arkham.
      >later lying awake in bed at Wayne Manor
      I stopped the Riddler again, but it feels like I didn't actually solve the riddle. Based on what?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        NGH HOW DID YOU FIND OUT!? I EMPLORE YOU, THERE'S NO WAY YOU DISCOVERED tbhARCHIVE AND SEARCHED BY MY TRIPCODE. WHO TAUGHT YOU!? THIS ISN'T THE END, BATMAN. AS SOON AS I'M OUT OF ARKHAM FOR MY INTERNET TROLLING CHARGE I WILL DEFEAT YOU WITH MY SUPERIOR INTELLECT!

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    his side quests are the most fun I have in the Batman games except for the Batmobile shit because it's fricking horrible

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I've got a new riddle, Bats, this one's for you
    >What's thirteen percent, but also fifty-two?

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the game was alright but ran like absolute shit on PC when it came out and it required you to collect every single trophy to get the "best" ending which isn't even that good compared to what it should have been

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >required you to collect every single trophy to get the "best" ending which isn't even that good compared to what it should have been
      That's Arkham Knight, OP's picture is from Arkham City, all the side missions were 100% optional there and didn't affect the story

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What’s Eddie’s problem?
    >Fanatic narcissism, egocentrism and megalomania, crossed with severe obsessive compulsion.
    >Thanks.
    >Don’t mention it.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think Nigma has a "type"?

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Riddle me this Batman:
    >I'm loud and obnoxious, I like music that rimes, I'm a fraction of the population, but yet commit HALF the crimes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >rimes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe he's talking about ice

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did you get cucked by a Black person again, Eddie?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Eddie can't be cucked, I doubt the man has ever had an erection in his life.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OCD and narcissistic personality disorder

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Arkham games really do have the best characterisation and designs when it comes to most of the bat cast. Turing Riddler in to a surpremisit and a Jigsaw clone was a perfect twist to him while still keeping Riddler in character. Though my personal favorite design is Mr. Freeze. His almost 40k space marine suit fits so well and does a great job in showing the importance and utter hell his cold suit is.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think all the Arkham games have some fumbling in their main plots but the character writing is often second to none. I usually search for and exhaust any additional dialogue I can find, and I can't think of any other game I did that.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Me playing Arkham Knight on PC

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    riddle me this batman
    what is long, hard and has cum in the middle

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When Reddit becomes a supervillain.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reddit would never kidnap catwoman.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They'll just turn into catwoman

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