WHAT was the gimmick with this boss? He just fricking rolls at you and falls on his ass. There has to be more to it.

WHAT was the gimmick with this boss? He just fricking rolls at you and falls on his ass. There has to be more to it.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the gimmick
    You could shoot down the jars with bodies hanging above the arena, distracting the boss, so you could attack it while it's eating. Or something like that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I never even realized that was a thing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You could shoot down the jars with bodies hanging above the arena, distracting the boss, so you could attack it while it's eating. Or something like that.
      Does DS1 have even a FRACTION of the environment interaction DS2 offers? Talk about a quantum leap in quality!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, none of the other souls games do anything with environment interaction. They're pretty static. You have the level, boss arena,...and that's it. DS2 has destructible environments and elemental status effects. Eleum Loyce changes from a blizzard to a fully explorable level. Boss arenas can be adjusted. DS2 was first and foremost an adventure game before 'hitting the roll button at the right time' game like all the others.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Enemies can also open doors

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          DS2 is unironically the best of the 3 dark souls games

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Actually no, no other DaS even bothered

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, none of the other souls games do anything with environment interaction. They're pretty static. You have the level, boss arena,...and that's it. DS2 has destructible environments and elemental status effects. Eleum Loyce changes from a blizzard to a fully explorable level. Boss arenas can be adjusted. DS2 was first and foremost an adventure game before 'hitting the roll button at the right time' game like all the others.

        In my time we used to call that SOVL and DS2 was full of it.

        if only the game part was actually good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my god DS2 really has too much random shit I never found out about

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In my time we used to call that SOVL and DS2 was full of it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's actually kind of awesome. it's a shame that the boss is so physically incompetent that you scarcely need to do that

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    perfect representation of dark souls 2 as a whole

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You spelled my mother's queef chapel wrong.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't help but burst out laughing every time I see this fat frick. Just LOOK at him. What were they thinking?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      buddy that's my wife

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he built up a pretty large smuggling organization

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love this boss because he's so cute. I feel bad for killing him. Too bad Miyahackzi can't make any fun bosses in his games, everything has to be ''forgive me zanzibart'' redditdark circlejerk.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are such a secondary it's insane. Not a single independent thought in your head, pure cultural osmosis.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Being a secondary to Soulslop really is a compliment more than anything.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being so contrarian that you openly admit you prefer shit just because it makes you "le different"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dark Souls 2 has 40 bosses. 1 being a meme boss doesn't mean anything.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >1

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna say it.
      Gimmick bosses >>>> standard rollslop bosses
      Yup thats right.
      Majority of the gimmick bosses are memorable to me. But the 70th roll slop boss just gets blurred with all the others. Abyss watchers is far more memorable because the way the fight starts. Had it just been a 1v1 the whole time I would not have cared. DS2 definitly was imbalanced here by having mostly just gimmick bosses. But the few not shit bosses stand out that much more. Elden ring was definitely missing puzzle bosses. Instead it was mostly just bosses with long combos and flashy moves. Other than like the magic moose and a few others few bosses in ER are memorable to me.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >abyss watchers
        >good

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Being memorable is not equal nor an indication of something being good.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry to break it to you, but Abyss Watchers is a "rollslop" boss, as you put it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Abyss Watchers is a "sprint up, spam R1 and win" boss. A recurring theme in DS3.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Preach, brother. We need to return to gimmickino...

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you can shoot the pots hanging from the ceiling and they'll damage it

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    - Knock down jars with corpses

    - Clothes melting vore

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't he stick you up his ass like a bar of soap?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you stick bars of soap up your ass?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How else are you gonna clean it?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As other person said the jars above have bodies for him to munch on. He's weak to thrusting attacks. I'm sure theres more we could say about him but its really not an interesting encounter nor does it really need any gimmicks the enemy is easy to defeat.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    janny representation.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jabba the hut

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are 2

    >1
    Unique grab that unequips your armor
    >2
    Shoot down pots do distract him, he heals a bit but you can outpace him

    Most bosses in souls games tend to have some gimmick, its just that the later ones the gimmick is just a part of the fight, and doesnt surround all the encounter on it.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dark Souls 2 always felt like an adventure story to me, much more so than the other games.
    Difficulty and intricately designed boss fights are great - but given the amount of variety in 2 in particular, I was fine with some bosses being much more basic and easy

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    literally impossible

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The first time I fought him he barely did anything so I got greedy & just spammed the frick out of him & right when his health was a sliver he rolled over & 1 shot me. I give him credit for baiting me into complacency, I did not expect his attack to be that strong.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I guess you could say looking pathetic is itself a skill of the boss.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DSlop 4 should have a boss that hard counters rolls, like a giant basketballer skeleton that picks you up and dunks you down a well

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's like 99% of the DS2 bosses in that he doesn't have a gimmick and is just a doormat to be stepped on for easy souls. Even if you do consider the bodies a gimmick, he's like most of them in that he's just slow, clunky, and gets punished for nearly everything.

    The gimmick bosses were things like the poison b***h, the chariot, final boss (the curse clouds), and that expansion boss where you had to find the knights prior to the fight. For these bosses, you must / should interact with these mechanics to beat them, as ignoring them and just evading/attacking will likely cause issues.

    The few bosses with decent mechanics / speed were like Fume Knight and Alonne, maybe the Pursuer if you're brand new to Souls games.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SOUL

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This happened to me and I beat him with firebombs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >only eats inorganic substances
      what kind of life form is this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >magic it from distance
      nothing personnel, sluggy

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He has a hot vore undressing mechanic.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's a funny slug boss haha
    why aren't you laughing?

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just fought this little guy yesterday. It’s nice to get a breather between tougher bosses.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >between tough bosses
      >he's between skeleton lords and mytha

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's easier than the pursuer, chariot, mytha, najka, ruin sentinels, flexile sentry, rotten, lost sinner, and freja
        Harder than last giant, dragonrider, dragonslayer, the rats, and magus
        same as skeleton lords ig.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My this IS hard if you're a dolt and don't drain the poison like me

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's just generic "he's bad because he's fat" japanese rhetoric. for some reason they still think it's funny to make fun of someone for their weight

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's an allegory for fat people and their relentless greed, while also showing their general incapability. Otherwise a good boss i guess. I honestly think DS2 was the peak of the series.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    very organic thread, DS2troony discord, very organic thread
    suddenly EVERYONE likes this game (with most posts being exactly one minute apart, you think I didn't notice?), and specifically the objectively worst boss that was unanimously shitted on since this game came out
    slit your throat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      New ip here
      Das2 is the best game elden ring is goyslop dark souls 3 is forgettable and boring
      You're also gay and ynbaw lol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >New ip here
        negative IQ moment

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dude they're toys made for entertainment
      Fun? You remember that Ganker? Joy?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      obsessed

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Death by a hundred cuts, the game.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't mind easy bosses. If I replay DS2, do I feel unhappy when I reach Covetous Demon? No. I'm happy to fight him. Give the old slug a spanking. He's got some funny moves. He can even kill you if you have weak HP and cop the roll. There's absolutely nothing wrong with it. He's not a star boss but he's OK.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The other day, I learned you could fight Darklurker as your first boss so I'll try doing that soon. I also realized that it's scaled way lower than what I originally thought it was at. It has less HP than Velstadt and Demon of Song and some of the great ones, it felt like a superboss but ig not.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >going to grind out 1 million souls without killing a single boss
      madman

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't it 2 mil in SOTFS?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can just parrywalk past the shrine of winter using the new method

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That’d take longer to set up than just getting the souls

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >My this
    Mytha*
    I think I stroked out there for a second

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can just say it was autocorrect, everybody is tired of mocking phoneposters by 2024

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd be less concerned for myself if it were autocorrect

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hey what up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh hey, Maldron, what's up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >This was an "indefensible" lore breaking rehash but having a fricking extra Godrick named Godefroy in Elden Ring was just par for the course
      Can we finally admit the miyazaki bonus is real?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Huh?
        Nobody complains about the Seal Demon, actually the Mauldron encounter with it is considered one of the good parts of this DLC. I've seen Godefroy tossed around time and time again, nobody shuts up about Godefroy.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SOVL

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think the game would be better if you had to use the gimmick
    >you enter the boss room by being eaten
    >start with no equips
    >can bait his rolls into knocking down the jars, upon which he will go eat the remains and be vulnerable
    >throws up your equipment bit by bit as you damage him
    Or pursuer
    >doesn’t die if you deplete his health bar
    >just enters a state of regeneration
    >has to hit him with a ballista to stop his regenerating
    >then can beat him normally
    Or Mythra
    >poison actually covers the entire arena
    >has to light windmil or do the fight while poisoned
    Or ship fight
    >drastically increases the water level so you’re forced into not being able to roll much quicker
    Or the lady in the dark room
    >if no light fire, she actually turns invisible
    With the game as is, the bosses are too weak so the gimmicks are just wasted when you can just slap them around like normal

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All DS2 bosses are shit so far, I just killed the big ass spider, and it was an absolute fricking disappointment, some bosses aren't even bosses at all, like, just a bunch of rats or how about 3 armored guys with the absolute same moveset and then my favorite, 3 mages and a bunch of shitty slow zombies in a small room.

    DS2 is pretty shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That was always the case
      >one big guy that becomes a regular enemy later
      >same thing with but with dogs
      >how about some platforming in your action game
      >i summon copies of myse-acckkk

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not against bosses becoming regular enemies in later stages of the game, I actually think that's cool.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop talking about Ds2. It sucks

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Better fight than gay anime flippy bullshit or generic boss that looks like a tree and screeches #5000

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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