Some EA exec was convinced this would get gamers to buy the game because they're infamously out of touch with what people want. Like I'm playing the "sex with aliens" game for some human woman: make her a turian instead and she would've been an instant include
The point was that they put a prostitute into the game so you could frick her and the outlet she "worked" for mysteriously gave the game a positive review and defended its terrible ending
She was added because EA wanted a favorable review so they added one of the staff of one gaming site (can't remember if IGN, Gamespot or whatever).
Totally ethical btw.
The proportions in Bioware games always look kind of weird. Are the arms too skinny, or too long? Looks like her arms almost reach to her knees, and she's not even pointing them straight down.
She was the resident chobot.
I think she might have given a higher-up a blowjob.
Some EA exec was convinced this would get gamers to buy the game because they're infamously out of touch with what people want. Like I'm playing the "sex with aliens" game for some human woman: make her a turian instead and she would've been an instant include
IGN
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Chobot
The point was that they put a prostitute into the game so you could frick her and the outlet she "worked" for mysteriously gave the game a positive review and defended its terrible ending
Battle breasts
Report to the ship as soon as possible!
we'll bang, ok?
Drug money, I need that shit
We'll bang, okay?
why does every space game have a bawd in it?
In space, no one can hear you plap
>be in space
>not being a bawd
Everywhere has a prostitute anon I'm sitting on my couch next to one as we speak
Soryyy >:3
its a star trek reference
Nowdays this cannot be possible, Shepard use his position as commander to bang
She increased your war readiness by +5.
My soldier was always at the ready when talking to her if you get my drift
no idea, what is your drift?
I don't get it, she's a bimbo reporter like all reporters. Are people angry that she has booba? Have you ever watched the news before?
She was added because EA wanted a favorable review so they added one of the staff of one gaming site (can't remember if IGN, Gamespot or whatever).
Totally ethical btw.
I met her at E3 2010. She's actually really nice and down to earth. I wonder how she's doing nowadays.
I saw her at Twitchcon once I wanted to approach her but she was in line getting lunch and didn't wanna disturbin her.
Paranormal investigator, took the Irate Gamer route.
>[Renegade 50] I'm a sick frick, I like a quick frick.
The proportions in Bioware games always look kind of weird. Are the arms too skinny, or too long? Looks like her arms almost reach to her knees, and she's not even pointing them straight down.
ME3 has bizarre proportions. I was replaying last night and noticed Kaidan's head is fricking huge.
>Are the arms too skinny, or too long?
Both, it's easily noticeable with Miranda too
I can't believe she's old now man. Now I know I'm getting old.
Emily Wong or the b***h reporter would've been better.
To get free advertising and high scores on IGN
Also she definitely fricked someone at Bioware
>Also she definitely fricked someone at Bioware
Who cares
She's actually a cool person and doesn't spew moronic shit. And is actually professional.
Yeah she's pretty epic. For the win.
What was the point of this character?
To warn us that the game was going to be shit even before it released. If only we'd listened to Shazam-chads...
saviourgayging
>Quest is about her character owning a car that doesn't belong to her
Kek.
Many such cases when it comes to this woman
I swear to god Projekt Red was just fricking with her with her cameo.
Somehow never saw this character after 2 playthroughs.
You need to start the game as a nomad to get the quest
>people only care about alanah's breasts
>in-game model has no breasts
What's the point?
>What was the point of this character?
>polycount on breasts is 2.5x higher than anyone else in the game
pretty obvious
mommy
>starbucks
into the trash
is that her? she looks a lot better
I punch this b***h in the face every playthrough, even on paragon runs