What weapon do you rush for immediately? >Claymore. >Zweihander. >Estoc. >Balder Side Sword. >Great Scythe

What weapon do you rush for immediately?
>Claymore
>Zweihander
>Estoc
>Balder Side Sword
>Great Scythe
>Gravelord Sword
>Murakumo
>Uchigatana
All these top-tier weapons are available within the first hour of the game.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    astora's straight sword

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I rush lightning spear and then do a faith chad run.

      God the fall off on that sword sucks. Good for early game at least.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've never tried it but what's a good Faith option for mid-to-late game? I assume Grant is good but I'm not sure if the Astora's SS would carry that far into the game.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blacksmith hammer

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Yearn
    >Slumbering Dragoncrest Ring

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was constantly Claymore for me and I still hold the Claymore as a quick check in new souls games.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Winged Spear

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I rush lightning spear and then do a faith chad run.

      God the fall off on that sword sucks. Good for early game at least.

      lucy. going full poise lord with it and leo ring was so fun in pvp. yes, i will eat your zwei r1. now say goodbye to half your health.

      Great Club.

      I see that i am in good company.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uchigatana. I'm sorry, bro...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the uchigatana demands a sacrifice!

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rush black knight
    >restart if it doesn't drop the halberd

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Great Club.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tranquil walk of skill

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    claymore for mobs iato for bosses

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's my top 5 funpilled weapons
    >Black Knight Greataxe (most fun and most broken)
    >Claymore (perfect moveset, quintessential dark souls)
    >Balder Side Sword (dex claymore)
    >Iaito (samurai attacks fun)
    >Zweihander (slam dick enemies straight into the fricking ground)

  12. 11 months ago
    Santa Claus

    Morningstar
    Demon's great Hammer.
    Large Club

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gravelord Sword
    Why though? All the others are pretty good immediately and for the long term but isn't this one kind of shit?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dislike it personally since the moveset is kind of slow, but it's not actually bad.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guess it's base damage and toxic carries it? The scaling seems really not worth it but I've never tried using it.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Base damage yeah. Toxic barely works since it's such a slow weapon. I used it for most of a playthrough once and didn't have much difficulty even if by the end I was really tired of using it.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fair enough.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          you can get nearly all of the required upgrade materials for it in like 30 minutes so it does shitload of damage very early on

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you're doing that speedrun shit where you zip all around memorizing where every needed shard is then what does it matter you're already breaking the game in half. May as well play new game plus if you want it so easy.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              it's fun though, my best time is 2hs 30m

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gravelord is busted early game and scales ok into late game.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most of Ganker goes for the dragon tail for sure

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's like six dragon tail weapons.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't be pedantic, you know which dragon tail he's talking about

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No one uses the Drake Sword except maybe their first playthrough if they don't know any better, don't be daft.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            nta but you're the one that's being daft, and indeed pedantic

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Doesn't change the fact that it's the most recognizable dragon tail weapon for a majority of players

              It's trash, though? I don't know why people use the damn thing, it's good for all of maybe two or three areas when you can first get it and then it's worthless unless you waste Dragon Scales on it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                it IS not that good, and that's why anon here

                Most of Ganker goes for the dragon tail for sure

                was trashtalking Ganker. get it now

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I bet Ganker gets a weapon that everyone knows is shit
                Okay? Good job I guess.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Doesn't change the fact that it's the most recognizable dragon tail weapon for a majority of players

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        and only one that's easy to get i nthe first hour

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He doesn't rush Ash Lake via Master Key'd Blighttown first thing
          NGMI
          In all seriousness I don't even know if anyone actually does that.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oof i kinda dont wanna do that but also do

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me? The Halberd, upgrading to the Gargoyle's Halberd if the Bell gargs drop it.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i kill everything with the bandit axe then dragon's tooth. it takes me 1 hr 30 mins to beat the game

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Starter Sword and Shield

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Get to Firelink
    > Ignore Cavel the Hock and proceed to forest
    > Farm golems or kill hydra with firebombs if lazy for Crest
    > Open door, run to cat, join cat
    > De-aggro hunters and talk to samurai bro
    > He moves to Blighttown
    > Find him, buy Demon's Spear

    "Limelight" by Rush

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    lucy. going full poise lord with it and leo ring was so fun in pvp. yes, i will eat your zwei r1. now say goodbye to half your health.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Falchion

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bastard Sword and Halberd

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dusks Crow
    >Ivory Catalyst
    >Bellowing Dragoncrest Ring

    It's g*ming time

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Large Club or Great Club. It's just funny to kill Gods with a big dumbass hunk of wood.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    BKH. If it doesn't drop, regular halberd sadface.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Claymore because I'm a subhuman Anglo-Celtoid obsessed with history so seeing ancient British weaponry gets me harder than Nuada's silver hand.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >balder side sword has a .1% drop rate

    Haha, frick you.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got one by accident and it carried me through the game

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s my favorite straight sword they ever made.
        And silver knight’s spear is my favorite spear. Both amazing DEX weapons you have to farm for an hour.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No just 1% or 1/100 which isn't too bad at all. Can get it in an hour or 2.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I swear it's drop chance is scaled by your strength stat. I always get at least 2 when I don't go dex

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rapiers or spears.
    I'm a block+attack gay.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The uninstall wizard

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The zweihander lets me 2 shot capra after reaching +5 and kill both of his annoying dogs in one swing.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is the same reason why i like zweihander. i still dk how to deal w/ the dogs otherwise lol

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elden ring will never feel the same way, all weapons of a category have the same exact moveset, it's only a matter of whichever has the most broken weapon art

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one is talking about Elden Ring here anon.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Since this is a DS thread and I don't want to make another one I'm gonna ask here.
    I completed DS1 and loved it a lot, just finished getting every achievement.
    Which one should I play next? I know the obvious answer is DS2 but I hear DS3 is more of a sequel to DS1 than DS2 is, more story references and all that.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Either, really. There's continuity between 2 and 3 but it's kind of minor and not really worth worrying about. I'd say do 2 first if only because doing 2 after experiencing the QoL improvements of the later games is going to feel janky as hell.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bloodborne or Demon's Souls are the other good ones
      If you don't have a PS4, guess you're playing Demon's Souls on RPCS3. But Bloodborne really is great. If you and I believe hard enough it might be ported to PC within the next 5 years.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ds2 is like a spinoff in a different universe.
      ds3 is a direct sequel to ds1.
      ds2 is not referenced a single time in ds3. All of the ds2 items that were in ds3 had their descriptions changed to match ds1 lore. ds2 is essentially not canon.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Vendrick is indirectly mentioned.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          indirectly, and they are described as a completely different person than who as depicted ind ds2.
          FromSoft was obviously very ashamed of ds2.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        indirectly, and they are described as a completely different person than who as depicted ind ds2.
        FromSoft was obviously very ashamed of ds2.

        And Lucatiel and Mirrah are directly mentioned and Creighton is an invader npc with functionally the same backstory. There's probably other examples.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mirrah is only mentioned in the phrase "Mirrah Knights", Lucatiel is mentioned in a single easter egg item from the trade crows. Creighton might as well just be an easter egg too since he is a hidden invader. If they weren't ashamed of DS2 they would have made a sequel to it that didn't hide or retcon every reference to its predecessor.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Or they just couldn't be bothered to include more references. None of the above indicates that DaSII is not canon.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              They couldn't be bothered because they wish it didn't exist lol
              Anor Londo in its entirety was in DS3, The word 'Drangleic' does not appear once.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean if they didn't want to acknowledge DaSII or render it non-canon they wouldn't have included those things at all, or at least rewrite them and change the names completely. Whatever.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >didn't want to acknowledge DaSII or render it non-canon
                no they can't they already named the game Dark Souls 2, they aren't going to retcon the title of the game. if they ignored it completely people would complain, as much as they would like to.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >if they ignored it completely people would complain
                >Implying FromSoft give a frick about that shit
                Kek. Now who's reaching?

                >Anor Londo in its entirety was in DS3
                objectively false
                >The word 'Drangleic' does not appear once.
                the drang items are clearly drangleic references.

                also lothric and lordran are the same place eras apart, while drangleic is specifically stated to be a far away land. which is why earthen peak appears in the dreg heap, a place from ds2 that does get named in ds3. so ingame lore will mention lordran, because obviously its right there, theres less info about drangleic since it could be on the other side of the planet for all we know and the people of lothric might know little to nothing about its existence.

                > which is why earthen peak appears in the dreg heap
                Oh yeah, forgot about that. Even has those dumb pillbug enemies.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Anor Londo in its entirety was in DS3
                objectively false
                >The word 'Drangleic' does not appear once.
                the drang items are clearly drangleic references.

                also lothric and lordran are the same place eras apart, while drangleic is specifically stated to be a far away land. which is why earthen peak appears in the dreg heap, a place from ds2 that does get named in ds3. so ingame lore will mention lordran, because obviously its right there, theres less info about drangleic since it could be on the other side of the planet for all we know and the people of lothric might know little to nothing about its existence.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try ds2. If you hate the first hour or two, don’t be afraid to skip it. It doesn’t get better. Then play ds3 which you will like.
      After that if you still want more, you will like Elden Ring. Try bloodborn if you think “dark souls but every fight is the capra demon” sounds fun. Demon souls if you really want more.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      DS2, it still has the same world concepts but with a twist. DS3 is more direct, but fall into the trap of 'member this? 'memeber that?

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Baller Swag Sword all day

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't forget the Lucerne, OP

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      lucy. going full poise lord with it and leo ring was so fun in pvp. yes, i will eat your zwei r1. now say goodbye to half your health.

      EpicNameBro used to shill this weapon all the time but it alwas felt like a shit version of the Halberd to me. Am I missing something?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It has sweeping attacks but they all deal thurst damage so it benefits from counter damage and the leo ring.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Man, it's sad that what happened to EpicNameBro

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think he is doing okay now.
          I am glad he did not kill himself.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It still hurts... He's making his own game now though

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it alwas felt like a shit version of the Halberd to me
        It kind of is. It trades the range of the halberd to only trust attacks, but the best attack of the halberd is already a thrust attack. If it did more damage it would be worth it.

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bkgs drop or restart
    Unless its for pvp then great club

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lucerne which is also available immediately

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Longsword.

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I started playing Remastered the other day and managed to get the Black Knight Greatsword from the guy in the Undead Parish tower. I was so excited I grinded like crazy to two hand it but now I’m not sure how I feel. It hits like a truck but I’m not a fan of how painfully slow it is.

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Drake sword or one of the black knight weapons if I get lucky

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

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