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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Capcom had some morons remake it instead of doing it themselves

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No fancy wine aunts?

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people single out RE3 remake when 2 and 4 remakes were just as bad?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      (You)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Total weeb death. Curb stomp weebs. Toss weebs into a trash compactor. Bludgeon weebs to death with rusty sledgehammers. Throw weeb children into a wood chipper. Make jokes about the atom bomb in weeb social circles. Shoot weebs in the head with .45 caliber pistols. Decapitate weebs with blunt samurai swords. Run weebs over with an industrial lawnmower. Choke weebs to death while watching UFC. Mock weebs in the halls at school. Beat up weebs while reciting the Star Spangled Banner. Frick weeb mothers while they watch tranime in the next room. Run weebs over with lifted trucks. Teabag weebs while they sleep next to their body pillows. Burn weeb conventions down with all the attendees inside. Crucify weebs outside in the hot desert sun.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based

        >Redditor newbie Black folk are unironic demake loving homosexuals
        Wow that was unexpected

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          only redditors and discord trannies use the term demake

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Garbage ass "remake"
            >Removes content that was present in OG title released 18+ years ago
            >5x+ the size of the OG game
            >Costs 70 bucks
            >"NOOO IT'S NOT A HECKING DEMAKE!!!! STOP SAYING THAT!!!!"
            Choke on capcom's wiener some more, you delusional redditor homosexual

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              but enough about RE1make

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                REmake added content you lying wienersucking homosexual

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                adding content doesn't = good meaningful content

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Implying i care about REmake 1
                Is that supposed to be a "gotcha"? Kys redditor Black person

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      quite funny always seeing autists bash RE2make and RE4make as the most recent when the famous sucked off RE1make literally suffers from the very same issues as these modern ones yet it is given a pass.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What a moronic take. Remake 1 didnt change the story at all. Didnt remove any enemies or locations.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >atmosphere is different to the point its literally just scary house on railroad instead of the OG feel
          >added mostly useless boss fight with some neat lore here and there but overall the game didn't need it
          >crimson heads are either good or bad addition depending who you ask

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >didnt change the story at all
          Really?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They weren't though? They put like 2x the effort into RE2R and 3x into RE4R

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    rushed as frick. basically just shat out as quickly as possible

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was originally planned to be REmake2 DLC

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No it wasnt

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes it was

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          We literally have the timeline of development. You're wrong

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do you enjoy being a moron on the internet?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Do you? Source us on the fact it was a dlc anon.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                My uncle works at capcom.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    people talk about movie games, what about a game that's the length of a movie. even i can beat this game is like 2 hours.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Toxic fans. The game is fine.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Typical Capcom greed.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I should comeback to this game, i only have 2 trophies left, the last difficulty and finishing it in rank

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lets take the most iconic monster of the franchise and kill him off halfway through the game
    They could have easily made both the city and the lab+hospital into two massive areas to explore, but they decided to keep it linear for some reason

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was the most frustrating part. The start of the game yanks you from set piece to set piece when it could’ve benefited from exploration or puzzles. Shame that Capcom’s B team took the piss with this game.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah some autists found that quite alot of buildings are actually modeled inside properly but without textures so it implies there was definitely more to explore but the suits cut the dev time.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's the final boss though?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nemesis dies after the train crash and gets replaced with a big dog. The big dog is the final boss

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The dog is nemesis and you fight him twice after the crash and then he mutates into his slug form as the final boss before you rail gun him. Just like how he mutated in the og. The dog form is new but its still nemesis and you're trying to backtrack from your moronic statement. Just admit you didn't play the game.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good opening, shit everything else.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Automated sections where I just have to hold buttons, Nemesis feeling like less of an ever-present threat than Mr. X, and the removal of like 65% of stuff from the original fricking blow.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's kinda of amazing that they turned MR X into such a fun part of RE2R, only to completely frick Nemesis presentation in RE3R.

    It's not like Jill was pissing herself in pure fear during the original R3, but she was somewhat afraid, being hunted by an abomination from hell like Nemesis would instill fear even in experienced soldiers. And her fear only made the experience deeper and more intense for the player.

    Then RE3R comes around and Nu-Jill is going "Lol, b***h, kek". Holy frick, how can I get in the mood and enjoy a good survival horror game if the main character is constantly doing the equivalent of fart jokes and belittling the monster like he was some incel stalker ?

    The only good part of RE3R was watching Nu-Jill getting her dumb mouth plugged by drain-deimos, servicing monster wiener is the only thing she is good for.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t talk about my wife like that.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quick cash grab rushed out because of 2's success. There was like 1 year between them, literally 0 chance of it being actually good.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone took down the "everyone has Carlos hair" mod.
    A fricking travesty.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am I the only one who liked Resistance? That could have turned out to be a great asymmetric game if Capcom had just given a shit about it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just want Outbreak remaster/remake

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    nu-jill is cute

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