what went so wrong with minecraft?

what went so wrong with minecraft?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    went woke
    >we made the bees trans!
    stopped playing right there

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This was probably the funniest false flag ever. Technically speaking nothing in MC has a gender but some troll picked le mmob that gets triggered and kills itself and every troony was like yaas.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ackshually Steve isn't a man!
        moron alert

        >more content is... le bad

        Definitely samegay, or equally moronic

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I actually agree with you but technically nowhere does it state anything has a gender, even seteve. Literally just playing devils advocate over this cause you'll have a melty kek!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You are going to die, traitor of the white race. Even joking about being for egalitarianism is demonic is deeply twisted. The day the rope will come soon, and all of the undesirables, including you, will be executed in cruel and unusual ways! Heil Hitler!

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Back after a few hours, ahem steve is never explicitly stated to be a man, keep it coming lulz.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              notches blog literally states that steve was always meant to just be a representation of the player, and that gender was never really intended to be apart of it
              I'd drop the blog post but it's deleted (https://notch.tumblr.com/post/28188312756/gender-in-minecraft)
              Here's a news article

              >Simply put, there is no gender in the game, even for Steve, the default character. "He" got "his" title when Notch jokingly answered a question regarding the main avatar's name with "Steve?"
              "The human model is intended to represent a Human Being. Not a male Human Being or a female Human Being, but simply a Human Being," Notch writes.
              "The blocky shape gives it a bit of a traditional masculine look, but adding a separate female mesh would just make it worse by having one specific model for female Human Beings and male ones. That would force players to make a decisions about gender in a game where gender doesn't even exist."

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://archive.is/zU9Fo
          Steve is the only one

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        much lulz were had

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know how people kept repeating that Starfield's failure was due to not having a proper design document?

    Minecraft is actually that. No direction. Literally.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a sandbox game. Play it however you want.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You misunderstand me, the issue is

        trying to turn the game into some terrible adventure game with bloat instead of a sandbox game with more cool tools and features (and not just leaving any adventure addon stuff to mods)

        Game doesn't play to its fundamental strengths. Developer doesn't understand its own game, and publisher sees it as a way to farm children for millions of dollars with minimal effort.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >still crying about hunger in 2024

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            hunger was bad and still is. Just because it's been around for 10 years now doesn't make it not shitty.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And what are it's fundamental strengths? Building stuff? There are already hundreds of blocks to build things. There is literally nothing they could add to improve a formula that doesn't need to be changed, apart from some random new content. Anything they add will feel like bloat because it is

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just look to the dozens of mods every single modpack adds to tell you what the game desperately needs. Not even content, but basic fricking quality of life features
            JEI so you don't need to have a wiki open at all times
            Mousetweaks because the basic UI controls are so bad I find vanilla borderline unplayable.
            Swingthroughgrass
            Any storage options that aren't just random crates
            The list goes on.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Microsoft

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    trying to turn the game into some terrible adventure game with bloat instead of a sandbox game with more cool tools and features (and not just leaving any adventure addon stuff to mods)

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lets add shit that doesn’t make the game fun and then shove more microtransactions!
    >also blm!!! trans whatever lives hecking matter!!!

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Instead of trying to create some kind of complete, finished form they turned it into (essentially) live service product that is expected to keep bloating with "new content" forever.
    I think it might've been over from the start, there was no real plan to ever finish it, it'd turn sour sooner or later

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Updates take too long and contain too little

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mojang is the laziest company on the planet.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mojang is to sloth as Blizzard is to greed.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What about Game Freak and The Pokemon Company? That's a good contender.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Game Freak is pride.
          >No, no, we don't NEED a big staff...
          >They'll buy it anyway

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >do basically nothing
    >owner of company sells for loads emone
    >demand equal cut
    >get told frick off
    >continue to do nothing of value for years, proving you didnt deserve shit
    >get butthurt randomly and remove original creators name
    you ever think MS wants to just liquidate the fricking company

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best thing they can do is stop updating it so modders can take over development while mojang works on crappy Minecraft spin-off cash grabs at a snails pace

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Of your game requires me to have a wiki open on my second monitor, then your game is bad

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >more content is... le bad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when the "content" is 10 more stone types to clog your inventory when youre mining, yes. as to how a company is so comprehensively incompetent when it comes to a game so simple as fricking minecraft, ill never know.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        absolutely no one but children play the newest update since the vadt majority of mods tend to be several versions back anyway. Last time I bothered trying to play I think version 1.16.4 or something was latest but every single mod worth a damn was still on 1.12.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Microsoft bought it you fricktard notice how everything Notch did was peak and then it devolved after 1.2.5? Because Notch sold it and Microsoft rapes software to get as much benjamins as possible

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Notch did
      lmao, you mean what Notch took from modders, but otherwise yeah

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Notch is the reason we have the game to modify at all you fricking donkey.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >modders have more of a claim to content than the creator of the game they're modding
        This is why commies deserve death

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was sold between 1.8 and 1.9. That's why 1.9 took so long and there wasn't a single content addition in between 1.8 and 1.9, only bug fixes and modifications to existing things.

      Don't want to be making new IP shit while you're dealing with a change in leadership.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sometimes a game should just be finished, no matter how popular it is

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is the comfiest version of Minecraft?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all up to you but I like to dust off the version right before they added horses and just mind my own business with a tiny base and some perpetual furnace next to a window.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Release 1.5 was the last good update.
      1.6 introduced horses which rendered minecarts and pigs usless
      1.7 and 1.8 ruined world gen and introduced a bunch of filler biomes with variations of stone/wood/dirt/grass/sand/flowers to fill up your inventory
      And then nobody even bothers defending 1.9 onward

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I really don't get how mojang is this fricking incompetent at game design and update output. Modders have better update and game design basics than any worker at mojang.
        Like, look at the fricking Warden.
        It is stronger than Ender-Dragon and Wither COMBINED. Two endgame bosses that give you among the best rewards in the entire game. It can literally two or one shot you even at the strongest armor level with max enchanting. Wanna know what he drops?

        Nothing. Literally nothing.
        It is meant to protect valuable loot, but the fricking thing only protects items that are near obsolete around mid-game level and rarely if ever useful aside from enchanting. What the frick are they doing? What incentive does it make for me to ever visit the ancient cities under these conditions?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >digging through the ground about 800 blocks from an ancient city/whatever they're called
          >hit a vein of the mossy shit that could theoretically have the noise things
          >accidentally summon the warden in this tiny whack area
          >homeboy beats me to death in this tiny space, lost everything since I had my shulker boxes out of my ender chest
          amazing that I cleared 4 of those cities without issue, but then going back for the armor trims I encountered issues. Really not sure how it even spawned there and whatnot, wasn't close in the least to one of those cities. Oh well, just rebuilt everything eventually but was a bit annoying losing everything.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The real answer for this is that the ancient cities are probably harbouring another reward that will be added in a future update; that being another dimension.
          There is a giant frickoff portal in the middle of ancient cities comprised of unique blocks that don't exist elsewhere, and the miniature status of it are designated as "portal".
          Mojang's M.O. at the moment is to add functionally useless things to begin with, and add stuff to increase their use over time. It's why we're getting so many items that are only really useful for one thing at the moment.
          I don't believe this is a problem in and of itself, however it could take any time from the next big update to the heat death of the universe to have that feature added.

          The speed of development is a result of having a huge number of platforms to port to and consider for design (the bundle still isn't added due to mobile platform interfaces). In addition to this, they need to think about every little faction of the player base for even small changes, and in their effort to make everyone happy, everyone is displeased with the lack of content added to each update.
          What they really need to do is get someone with a fixed vision and feel for the game, with an ideal of what the game should be like, and get them and the dev team to take the game closer to that.
          It would be like ripping a bandaid off, and some people would be unhappy, but in the end it would probably have the effect that repentance had compared to Afterbirth+ for the Binding of Isaac.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        horses are kino and fit with the post apoc fantasy vibe, the copper dungeon with rng loot and a bald blaze doesnt.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      beta 1.7.3

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        correct

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Modded, any version will do

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1.7 was really comfy. But IMO. 1.10 and 1.12 were the best for modding.
      1.12 had advanced rocketry which was fricking great.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Which version had the best version of Thaumcraft? There hasn't been a proper successor to that mod unfortunately

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          probably 10.12
          There is a mod pack if you can find it called enigmatica 2 for 1.12. Its a kitchen sink pack that has a LOT of shit, if you get that mod + Chickenchunks + Grav suit its got so much shit in it its not even funny.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Beta 1.7.3 with mods

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      whichever version was before the cave update

      it just made getting everything a lot slower

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Beta 1.7.3

      However I recommend Better than Adventure mod that fixes and expands it a lot
      https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/mapping-and-modding-java-edition/minecraft-mods/3106066-better-than-adventure-for-beta-1-7-3-timely

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1.5.1 for sure
      is there anywhere I can find a launcher for it? Mojang's own is quite bloated

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      alpha 1.1.2_01
      no beds, no birch, no spruce, no tall grass

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      survival demo

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Um, I had a dream last night, where I was playing minecraft and you could grab onto a sea turtle and it would swim you really fast through the water and it coupd also luanch out of the water and fly for a bit and there was a GIANT whirlpool in an atoll on a beach and I side was GIGANTIC evil looking sea turtle trying to eat you and at the center you could loot three eggs that were called like "egg of reason" and such and if you stole them and left thr whirlpool the giant sea turtle would chase you for a while it was scary and kino and we need to stop the evil sea giant turtles in minecraft.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Microsoft.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The worst part is that this adventure sort of shit would have been cool if they added it maybe 10 years ago. But by this point, whatever loot this shit gives (probably enchanted books/tools/armor) has a million other, much more worthwhile and efficient ways to acquire it, and any UNIQUE loot from these trials is going to be extremely limited in its applications and basically only useful to redstone autists.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >All this trouble for a unbreaking 1 hoe and fire protection boots

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bad omen no longer auto applied

    This is good though anon

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What went wrong.
    They kept making shit past 1.12
    1.10 was peak minecraft for modding, 1.12 was if you wanted to push to the edge of minecraft. Everything past 1.12 is and has been dog shit especially for the modding scene.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    too much confusing shit that doesn't even do anything

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they put jeb in charge who's too scared to make any real change to the game other than "look new block" that ultimately does nothing

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't see the issue with this. This give the player another thing to work towards.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looks good

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Created a whole generation of autistic fricks. Notch should hang.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing Mojang has made will ever match the quality of the Create mod.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >yet another seethe at vanilla shit MC thread
    how come I never see a modded MC thread?

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who even plays this shitty game in the first place?
    i swear only autistic morons and reddit homosexuals enjoy playing it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >who even plays this shitty game in the first place?
      Autistic kids play vanilla
      Autistic adults play after hours or even weeks of tweaking their mod list

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what went so wrong with minecraft?
    Minecraft has gone downhill ever since they added, enemies, stats, and weapons.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No significant updates

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More removed features

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Prioritizing adventure gameplay over sandbox gameplay. The former are less replayable generally and have more focus on quests, dungeons and other shit like that, which all run out or become repetitive. That's why they're usually for RPG's or narrative games. The latter is focused on strong gameplay loops with room for creativity. Minecraft was never hard, but you were constrained by the environment. Going back to play beta is very revealing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah man you can get so creative with 2 blocks and no redstone

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what mods to factory enjoyers play? it used to be tekkit and the like back in my day but that seems to be archiac now
    automation enjoyers lend me a hand what mod should i be playing for greatest factory autism

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Create is generally the new hotness, so that and addons/modpacks centered around it.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what went wrong?

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    -core issues havent been addressed for a decade
    -the core appeals: simple block building game, cool world gen, have been forgotten
    -devs cant change the game in meaningful ways as microsoft is deathly afraid of killing their golden goose so you get literal filler tier updates like copper

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dunno, I haven't played it since it was free on browser. What's changed?

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