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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the devs never finished any content in time to keep up with even the slightest demand
    it had a good concept and mechanics but never got updated in time to a full game

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's a video on YouTube that researches the development of this game indepth
    But basically, big promises, crowdfunding, millions of dollars kick-started, too ambitious, the refund fiasco, promised release dates, then the company shut down.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    huh
    lot of people dont like alpacas
    🙂

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The devs got so caught up in making 1000 menus they forgot to add actual gameplay between the menus and loading screens.

    What made Skyrim and fallout fun for so many people was walking in a random direction and discovering things on your own. Not having to load into your shop fly Into orbit, chart a course, pick a destination, cutscene to a new planet, cutscene to the surface,eave your ship to find one raider base on the "planet". Now you have to backtrack though all those loading screens and me ues just to find another unsatisfying planet

    Frick this game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This game should have been a case study for starfield of what not to do.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Should have been a clear warning for the audience what to expect from Starfield, too. But between it and No Man's Sky at launch, nobody learned a lesson.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://starbounder.org/Category:Removed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >all those removed weapons
      i remember when they changed the weapons system and one of my lightning guns became invisible and kept its previous damage numbers/energy cost, so it looked like i was shooting insane damage lightning bolts from my fingertips

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it was the child labor

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Two biggest problems for me was the procedural generation and the generic main story they forced into the game. They should have made the whole game encompass about 40 hand-craft worlds instead of infinite worlds with almost nothing to find on them.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The game was largely made by a revolving door unpaid interns

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Forcing devs to move to Bongland or frick off, child labor, constant mechanics changes nobody wanted or asked for resulting in massive amounts of wasted work, unpaid child labor, dead puppies, and making the procgen drink bleach so if you see one jungle planet, you’ve seen them all.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Promised too much, delivered too little, abandoned it soon after. One of the few games I know of where the beta and alpha had more content than the launched product.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They didn't add much reason to explore planets or set up colonies. Like you know certain structures and enemies will generate in certain biomes and that those biomes can be on certain kind of planets, but it's not like there's unique bosses or tools inside those structures or dropped by those enemies to go there for. Same goes for colonies: there's a system to attract certain npc types, but they don't have unique functions or provide unique rewards or have unique interactions.

    Like what if each Avian Pyramid had a certain number of canopic jars, and when you have enough, you can go back to any one with a sarcophagas and summon a cybernetic Avian Pharaoh to fight. Maybe you're tasked to hunt a Grave Robbing Floran that treats the jars as a delicacy, so for the people who hired you to stop them, you not only have to find a pyramid, but also a jungle planet in the same star system to catch them before "they leave" (even though you'd really be summoning them, but whatever).

    What if Colonies had events like kidnappings, invasions, droughts, or so on, so you'd be encouraged to recruit colonists that could solve problems or act a defense force, but some of them are pretty dang racist or otherwise have grudges. Like some of the unique guards and tenants already belong to contentious factions or are otherwise zealots.

    Just feels half-baked. What's there is ok but you just have no reason to keep engaging in it.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So is frackin universe actually fun?
    Heard there's other mods or settings to make the research grind less cancer which seems to be the only complaint people have with it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not fun. Just endlessly grinding or farming for shit while getting bottlenecked by the research. Even without research all of it's systems feel so disconnected from eachother that a lot of things in FU become pointless or redundant probably because FU regularly steals from other mods

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >FU regularly steals from other mods
        They're at least stealing good content from other mods, right??
        So if FU is a bust then are any other mods worth my time or is the game just cursed

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All they had to do was copy Terrarias progress system and make a main planet where your main base would be.
    Do stuff on your main planet, explore other planets and defeat bosses there that unlock areas and biomes on your main planet.
    Would have been a really good gameplay loop, but they basically just did le explore meme without anything.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They did Starfield before Bethesda did.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        holy frick this is accurate, the pointless exploration, the boring weapons, the complete lack of any reason to build a base, the terrible story and game long fetch quests, its all there

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It wasn't as good as Terraria

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What would it feel like to have sex with a novakid?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty hot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Real

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          holy fuuuck

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            .

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It took too long to release, by the time it came back nobody gave a frick. It also turned out to be a piece of shit game and everyone went back to terraria.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember enjoying it somewhat in the beta, then they pivoted and completely changed stuff.
    Overall, it just didn't even approach Terraria's polish and content at the time, and the disposable world concept does not lend well to building, even though it had some nice building features.
    It is sad how they wasted this game.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Quite literally everything except the music.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you pulled out of a floran girl, would she still be able to get pregnant?

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > moronic terraria artgay bails on re-logic and decides to make terraria but in space
    > surely they can't frick this up
    > years go by with increasinly coy dev updates
    > turns out aping terraria was harder than they thought

    The "community manager" molly was cute tho, wonder what happened to her.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >was expecting to be able to build cool bases
    >the planets are super small and no reason to build any base at all as you move to planet and planet

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chucklefish

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