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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too much cheese tactics.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love cheese

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >too much cheese
      Fricking lactose intolerants.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Steve
    Ended balance patch support too early while the game balance was piss poor

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Smash Ultimate is incredibly balanced.You can take any mid tier character and possibly make Top 8 at a major.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They had a good foundation with Melee and chose to forsake it because of Iwata-era Nintendo. Also the game has trash online, terrible input lag, and the DLC characters may as well not even be smash characters they are so gimmicky and lame.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and the DLC characters may as well not even be smash characters they are so gimmicky and lame.

      In this case Banjo and Sora are fine since they don’t even feel like DLC imo. I’d argue Inkling feels more like a DLC with the ink meter and the mechanic as a whole.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sakurai didn't feel like taking a third dev-related trip to the hospital (that we know of anyways) to continue bloating an 80+ fighting game roster spanning the corners of videogame history. At least Ultimate ended on a high note this time with more fan-requested characters than ever before, instead of solely just the obligatory advertisements like 4 was reduced to being, was a fun ride to shitpost and play with.

      Nintendo could have made Melee sequels for decades and Smeleegays would still find the tiniest reasons to not play them in favor of spending 80% of their hobby on Melee, just like CS1.6 and Quake fans but worse. PM (among other mods) still exists for the sane crowd wanting an improvement and Sakurai was understandably right to avoid that hole entirely.

      With that said, I agree getting carried away with overpowered gimmicks for advertising purposes was also pretty fricking annoying. Hope whatever's next changes the formula up enough to do away with them... for a while at least.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Nintendo could have made Melee sequels for decades and Smeleegays would still find the tiniest reasons to not play them in favor of spending 80% of their hobby on Melee
        Preferring Melee doesnt mean you play competitively or all the time

        Melee is better the same way OoT is better than Botw. You re just coping

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why are tendie millennials so hyper fixated on the N64 and GC gens
          they fricking sucked

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because it's the objective truth and you re too low IQ to get it. Play melee for ,a long time with your friends, you wont be able to go back and ultimate will turn into brawl, a fun thing to try character and stages, but gameplay wise you always back to Melee. it just feels better to play.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You people are just too obsessed with Melee.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                same way im obssessed with 1.6 over csgo, OoT over Botw, FF7/9 over FF16, etc. They just were superior, the only reason you say we obssess is because you don't understand it, and youd rather think that we are obsessed than you just don't get it because it feels better

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, I nagged my struggling family to buy me a gamecube just for Melee. And still play it from time to time. And when my local Blockbuster closed I bought another copy just in case.
                FF9 was a mess not even the engine could run the animations properly.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Came back to say Melee's intro and narrator are the ultimate kino and nothing ever came close to them ever since.
                Music is also the best, later entries are just bloated with too many songs or uninspired arrangement so the good stuff ends up buried.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Came back to say Melee's intro and narrator are the ultimate kino and nothing ever came close to them ever since.

                It’s soulless how the announcer never screams out the name of the games after Melee, hell even Megaman ZX Advent a DS game has a character shout its name of the game upon entering the title screen.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because it's the objective truth and you re too low IQ to get it. Play melee for ,a long time with your friends, you wont be able to go back and ultimate will turn into brawl, a fun thing to try character and stages, but gameplay wise you always back to Melee. it just feels better to play.

          That post also clearly outlined some of Melee's fandom to be more sane than others, which I also know myself from firsthand IRL experience with the community. The more asshurt pointing that out makes you, however, the more you prove it correct.

          >objectively better
          Sure the of-era nostalgia can't be replaced, but I prefer Project M "objectively" having an actual full viable roster and now-deliberate mechanics like you fans allegedly wanted, plus mod support to boot.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Delay-based netcode in a fast-paced platform fighter

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Added Banjo and Sora and morons clapped for them because they're recognizable despite being from shit series that were never good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But enough about Joker and Byleth

      >smelee pedophile seethe thread

      Do you main Greninja Frogposter?

      melee is free, fun to play, and has good online. slippi basically made this game irrelevant to everyone but rostergays

      This, back then we had for fun and for glory, now with Ultimate we have ”for $20”

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >smelee pedophile seethe thread

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    melee is free, fun to play, and has good online. slippi basically made this game irrelevant to everyone but rostergays

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >have to pay a monthly fee to play ranked

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yet it's still less of a scam than NSO. curious!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >paying for fanmade content
          The absolute state of pedophiles

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i don't pay for ranked because unranked is free. ranked is a scam but less of a scam than the official online for ultimate. hope that helps, ESL-kun.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fizzi is a israelite and therefore a slave to his nature. In spite of this, slippi is still better than ultimate's online by a long shot and only costs money if you want to LARP as if netplay sets mean anything.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't you have to pay a monthly fee to play ultimate online in any capacity?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't it like $20 for a year? If that amount even gives you a moment's pause, you're too poor for video games

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no way

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wait what the frick Slippi charges people a fee for that shit? Holy frick that is embarrassing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      False. I'm one of the best players in the world (at least I judge myself as such by having beaten Abadango before which is more than any of you gays can say) and I will say with conviction that Ultimate is the best game in the series. I've been playing in locals since Smash 64 and I almost assuredly have more hours in every Smash game than anyone who would dispute me. Ultimate is the best Smash game. I'm better than you, I've played more hours in each game than you, I've faced better opponents than you, I'm older than you, and my opinion is worth more than yours due to my greater exposure.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've beaten bobby big ballz and made him angry enough to scream "SHUT THE FRICK UP" at my friend who was cheering me on from the audience. Therefore my opinion means more than yours. Melee is better, ultimate sucks. Sorry.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well in that case I'd really like to play against you but my shitty Australian internet means I can only have genuinely competitive matches in person. What was the matchup you won, out of curiosity? I beat Abadango's Greninja as Dedede, but to be honest I only won one match out of five (shit matchup though).

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            sheik v falco

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Dang, I wasn't expecting you to say you beat his Falco. Nice work man.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He is up on me in sets though 3-1

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Even winning one proper set is really good though, I only played Abadango in a bunch of friendlies. I'll take my one friendly win with a bottom tier character and will continue to brag about it though. The Smash scene in Australia isn't great due to our low population and poor internet so we all take our victories against globally famous players with a lot of pride.

                Subspace Emissary was just Sakurai's magnum opus
                It still has not been matched to this day

                SSE was a fricking boring waste of time we had to endure in order to unlock characters quickly. It is only enjoyed by people who were fricking children during Japan Time. Any effort spent on single player Smash Bros modes would be better spent on balancing the multiplayer.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Abadango

        Abadango hasn't been a relevant threat since Smash 4. It's a shame he hasn't gone back to Pac Man in Ultimate. Dude is too stubborn.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not impressed, and ultimate is still shit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I would 3 stock you. You still wouldn't be impressed, and you still wouldn't care. I just want you to know that I'd 3 stock you. Because I would, and I'd do so with one hand while talking to other people in the barcade and barely paying attention. I have a reputation, you see.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I would kiss you. You still wouldn't be impressed, and you still wouldn't care. I just want you to know that I'd kiss you. Because I would, and I'd do so with one hand while talking to other people in the barcade and barely paying attention. I have a reputation, you see.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I might care if you kissed with impressive skill. You seem intent on insisting that your kisses are forgettable though. How about you try kissing those insecurities behind.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >barcade
            holy cringe

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              In America, yes. I've been sent to America for work. Barcades are pretty normal in EU/AUS

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, I'd win.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    focused on roster instead of design

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cutting most of the side content and neutering the modes that stuck around
    >Spirits are wholly inferior to trophies and even stickers
    >Gameplay heavily favors defensive/zoner archetypes
    >The newly added stages are either too basic or too intrusive
    >Assist trophies and poke balls are stupidly overpowered, if you summon Keldeo/Gray Fox/Rathalos its a guruanteed kill
    Despite all this, I'd still say Ult is a very good game. Though I only ever boot it up when my younger nephews visit me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >...and even stickers
      How so? I feel like PNGs with a fight attached are at least more interesting than PNGs you can arrange in a shitty collage

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of these complaints sound similar to Smash 4 aside from the second point for obvious reasons. What were your thoughts on that game?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Assist trophies and poke balls are stupidly overpowered, if you summon Keldeo/Gray Fox/Rathalos its a guruanteed kill

      Items are also obnoxiously OP, spot all the OP items here, they should be nerfed back to Melee level

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I play with items off for precisely this reason. I'm not really a sweaty "competitive gay", but the items are just so broken that they're not fun. It just becomes "first person to get the item wins"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Assist trophies and pokeballs also have HUGE priority over other items. They are CONSTANTLY spawning. The game is tragically unplayable with them on unless you want the match to revolve around them.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Samurai grew allergic to single player content after the SSE cutscenes leaked online. He also became much more spiteful and bitter.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      then he could just not add any cutscene and make an improved melee adventure mode based on gameplay

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mediocre online and nintendo not allowing smash to be at evo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mediocre
      You're being too kind. The online experience is one of the worst I've ever played. It all started with taking out FF/FG

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    An emphasis on the roster, over modes (1000+ event matches are neat, but doesn't make up for lack of board the platforms/ race to the finish/ adventure mode (melee/ sse)/ break the targets/ smash run)
    The roster that made it sucks, yes, I'm glad a few never evers got in and crossed off many anon's roster bucket list, but I was so disappointed by almost all the additions that I'm at this point in favor for a hard roster reset
    Also still being slower than melee
    Also also online
    I got other nitpicking, but those are the major ones that immediately came to mind

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is this worth playing solo on ryujinx?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you're a completionist, you're guaranteed 100s of hours

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's worth it to play on emulator in any capacity for smash. You have to sit through like 30 seconds of loading screens just to enter a match on real hardware. I exclusively play on yuzu and it's literally instant. so much better.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wow someone should make a WEBM comparison just to shit on the physical crowd lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've never understood the appeal of single player fighters, but if that's your thing then sure - there's plenty of content to go through

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically not enough Mario

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based, where’s playable Paper Mario? We already got Game & Watch who is 2D

      Also that Sticker Star Stage is absolute garbage

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think the first phase of the Paper Mario stage is fine despite its game of origin's lower quality and the second phase is kino. The Bowser phase ruins it. Not only does it double dip into Sticker Star to callback to a shitty level from it, but it's just a pain in the ass to play on. The music just being mainline music is lame as well.

        I'm just sad the Mario RPG music is so lacking in general in Smash. Gritzy Desert, The Grand Finale, and Rogueport are the only interesting choices. Many games just get nothing, and a few others mostly just get basic battle music. The Dream Team battle arrangement is a letdown. They could have included either Superstar Saga battle arrangement from the 3DS, and instead added the lame Papercraft Battle theme despite its associated Spirit Battle not even going used. Worst of all is no Super Mario RPG music despite them getting Mallow and Geno Spirits in the base game. If nothing else changes next game, I'm at least hoping for some good music picks from TTYD, SMRPG, and TOK.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People grew out of it, and it's a milquetoast title. MK8 is the same way. Fun for a little, then you get autism filtered. Either you're some Nintendo psycho who continues to bing bing wahoo all the way to the top of the charts or you move on. Occasionally play it with friends.

    A more meta-analysis answer would be COVID. Everyone stopped playing because you couldn't play in person anymore, and the hype train fell.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know what amazes me about the whole COVID thing? they didn't double down on the online to capitalize on people being home.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >A more meta-analysis answer would be COVID. Everyone stopped playing because you couldn't play in person anymore, and the hype train fell.

      This, also Byleth getting revealed right before COVID wasn’t the greatest decision.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Autism incoming. Here is everything
    >No recovery on moves, especially aerials. Results in spamming unpunishable hitboxes. This single handedly ruins the game
    >Almost every character moves too fast. There's basically no delineation in playstyles, everyone twitches around spamming moves
    >Because of the above, the best strategy is to camp. Ironically it is campier than Smash 4 despite being "faster"
    >DLC brainrot characters filled with comeback mechanics, absolutely moronic. Basically none of them are fun to fight
    >Turd party dilution of the roster, especially in DLC
    >Platforms feel like shit, your characters get stuck on them constantly, there's a huge delay when you're allowed to run off and do somwthing before you get a dash attack on the platform
    >Insane input delay, even offline. Offline input delay is double Smash 4s, online is almost triple
    >Mind bogglingly moronic online play. Your options are shitty lobbies, or """Ranked""" where you have to beg to get your ruleset. Smash 4 mogs Ult completely here
    >No changing characters between games. A problem made even worse by the downpour of shitty matchups in the bloated badly designed game
    >Roster bloat results in lots of oversights. Characters low profiling moves they really shouldnt, infinites, multiple 2-8 or worse matchups, god awful game
    >Absolute worst community of zoomers in any smash game. Almost every single player is a 1 and doner, shuts down lobbies after a loss, plays like a b***h, etc. Many, many troony groomers
    >Shitty single player modes. The big """""story""""" mode is glorified event mode with some admittedly cool boss fights. Mogged by all other Smash games except 64 in this department
    >Archaic useless training mode
    >Legacy characters completely forgotten or given half assed attempts at updates. Ganondorf is still shit and has almost nothing to do with his original incarnation
    Above all else, the game just feels bad to play. The worst Smash game for multiplayer besides Brawl.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based and truth-pilled, autismbro. Couldn't have said it better myself

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >bangs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. Even first party is too bloated. Don’t need 40 pokemon/fire emblem characters.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >muh roster "bloat"
        literally every character ever returns and you homosexuals still b***h about "bloat" somehow. I want as many characters as possible and frick compgays like you and others wanting to ruin the game for everyone else. I'm glad Nintendo does its best to disassociate with the pedos that make up the game's "pro" scene. I hope they shut down more events just to piss you homosexuals off.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i already miss the rivals 2 beta.

      based effortpost

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That about sums it up. There's a good chance I won't even pick up the next Smash Bros if it keeps going in this direction. Especially since I know they're going to cut Ridley to make room for Fire Emblem Self Insert #39.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Especially since I know they're going to cut Ridley to make room for Fire Emblem Self Insert #39.
        Everyone begged for Ridley and then no one played him. If he gets cut in the next game it will be deserved.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This.

          Don't blame the players. Blame whatever homosexual decided that Ridley needed ten years of startup and cooldown on most of his attacks. It's like his kit was actively designed to be super punishable in a speedy, spammy meta.
          >Hey, let's make his Neutral B be a chargable projectile with an extra weakpoint for free hitstun. Then let's make sure he can't cancel, store, or otherwise act out of it like any other charge B. That sounds completely reasonable.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Agreed on all these points, Ridley deserves better in the next game.

            That Fireball move SHOULD be able to be cancellable, acting out of it and stored for later use, also his down b is debatably the worst in the game it was probably made with free for alls in mind. Aerial down b could’ve been pogo tail.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >muh pogo tail
              Holy shit when are you morons going to stop with this? It shouldn't have been the exact same animation as on the ground for sure but being the pogo would be fricking stupid. A diagonal tail stab like this move he does in Brawl would be much better, of course, without the tail dragging.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >players begged for Ridley and then no one played him.
          bottom tier
          >players begged for Banjo and then no one played him.
          bottom tier
          >players begged for K. Rool and then no one played him.
          bottom tier
          >players begged for Simon and then no one played him.
          bottom tier

          I absolutely hate the balance in this game. We finally got a lot of fan favorite characters in Ultimate only for most of them to be absolutely trash

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            people play k. rool, just not in tournies

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            smash mods and clones made me realise sakurai sucks at making movesets

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You say this as if it's done intentionally, it wasn't.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            At least I got a very good mileage out of every one of them.
            No shit, I really enjoyed K.Rool, Simon and Ridley to a lesser extent.
            But Banjo always sucked ass.
            One of the few advantages with playing with friends instead of online or "competitive", these tiering shenanigans are less important.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I main Ridley.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ridleys fairly popular, I see him online more than half the roster. If you mean competition, it's because he's awful.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          die immediately

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm expecting four or five of the previous Fire Emblem fighters to return next time. I can see the Marth clones cut in half, and one out of Corrin, Robin, or Ike out. No idea how they'll handle the newcomers. We're certainly getting at least one.

        Ridley is lucky that Metroid is in a strong spot right now. I can't see them going back to just Samus anytime soon, so the only way I can really see Ridley not making it is if Zero Suit Samus gets overprioritized. As for usage, I believe Ridley is closer to the middle than the bottom, with some higher play in the west. Not a safe bet to keep him in, but also not damning.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think next game will be the hardest to justify more than 4 fe reps, let alone any newcomers over some newcomers for other nintendo series
          >as of engage, the series is seemingly on the decline
          >series like pikmin, metroid, luigi’s mansion, and kirby are bigger than ever, getting more games on switch
          >some forgotten nintendo franchises like famicom detective club, advance wars, another code, and endless ocean have all gotten comebacks on switch. Even fzero had a slight resurgence with 99
          >somehow zelda still hasn’t recieved a new nonclone rep since melee
          >donkey kong has been receiving a giant push recently even if not through games, though that could change soon
          >this isn’t even getting into mario or pokemon and the plentiful amount of characters they could use for newcomers, as well as other nintendo series not represented much through the switch era

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The fact that we don't even have Bandee or Magolor in minor roles as background characters or assist trophies is proof that Sakurai is actively avoiding including anything from modern Kirby after his tenure.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, it’s gonna be even more awkward if he does it again

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Reminder that Forgotten Land didn’t get spirits even though they put stuff for Pikmin 4, Xenoblade 3, Splatoon 3, Pokémon Gen 9, Mario Wonder and Peach Showtime.

                Engage didn’t get spirits either

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, I think that was definitely bias showing. Part of me wants to see no new kirby stuff get into next game’s base game unless they’re from sakurai’s games simply to see how much outcry it would cause. I imagine the day nintendo actually forces a character like bandana dee, magolor, ado, or really any Kirby character from a non sakurai game into smash, sakurai will have to be held back with him kicking, screaming, and crying.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It is a notable omission, but I can at least see the logic why it was left out.

                >Splatoon 3 and Xenoblade 3 both had new amiibo out shortly before the Spirit Event, so they could tie into that. Sometimes people forget associated amiibo unlock Spirits. Both had later DLC as well in 2023 and 2024.
                >TotK, Pikmin 4, and Wonder were all EPD's own franchises and got new games in 2023.
                >Princess Peach Showtime had incredibly lucky timing and could line up with the Mario Wonder Spirits.
                >Pokémon is Pokémon.

                Dumb as it sounds, I can see why Forgotten Land and Engage were ignored if they really were trying to limit what got in. One was an earlier 2022 title from HAL, and the other was an early 2023 title from Intelligent that seemed to not light up the world in sales or reception. I'm reserving judgment on Kirby until next game. If it doesn't even get a stage, I will finally have given up any leeway on Sakurai not being super biased against any game he didn't make. It outsold his first Kirby game.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I actually don't think highly of the timeline where Forgotten Land got spirits before 64 got any, so I'm sort of fine with that. Who'd they even use, anyway? FL's cast was pretty barren.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Elfilin, gorimondo, tropic woods, clawroline, beast dedede, sillydillo, ranger Kirby, drill Kirby, and all of Kirby’s mouthful modes

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Even fzero had a slight resurgence with 99

            Even when I say I’m gonna get off and take a break from it, I still play a little extra longer. I’ve got 200+ hours clocked into it while MK8DX I’ve only played for 20 hours lol.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I think if they ever make another fzero, they should add a mode similar to 99

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Zelda only has three characters, that’s the issue. If they had a midna-esque sidekick in the next game and it released before smash 6, I could see it

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Midna should have been a Brawl newcomer. It would have been flawless timing. Now it can never happen because Twilight Princess is long irrelevant and they’ll likely choose someone from the BOTW or TOTK games due to their high sales and being synonymous with the Switch era.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Fire Emblem Self Insert #39

        This fricker really made a video about it too

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >"controversy"
          >it's just a handful of homosexuals pissed their "never evers" didn't get in
          what a shocker

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            NTA but my biggest never-evers are in and I completely agree that post-Awakening FE became a disease on both Smash and its own developer. And it's mainly held up by a gacha no less.

            >but Mario and Pokemon
            Biggest videogame and media IP's respectively. Much more understandable, despite the latter's own damaged fandom.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Best post ITT

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No changing characters between games. A problem made even worse by the downpour of shitty matchups in the bloated badly designed game

      Holy fricking shit this completely goes against the whole “Everyone is Here” thing, you got all these characters to choose from but you have to be stuck with one the whole time. This is one of the biggest sins of Ultimate, a lot more you listed. Also my pic related is an organized mod that you can’t do in the vanilla game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is almost perfect, but-
        >3rd row starts with pokemon Trainer instead of Pikachu, the face of Pokemon itself
        >It isn't relase order the franchises are ordered at
        >Some villians/antagonists seem to be in a semi arbitrary order, with Ridley second to last, Bowser before Jr. and the Plant, and Mewtwo in the middle with only Inceneroar at the end, Dark pit in the middle
        >Neither are clones/echoes in any sort of order
        >Third parties start with Cloud instead of Sonic/Pacman/Megaman and/or Snake second
        >Simon and the lead in the last row instead of some of the more relevant characters mentioned before

        Miles better than the shitshow we have in Ultimate anyways.
        While Marth belongs as the first one in the fifth row right now because of character bloat, I do hope in Smash Ultimate 2 electric boogaloo if FE Black folk get cut, a more proper franchise can take that spot, like DK, Metroid, Star Fox, or even Splatoon, assuming they get one or two newcommers be it a new original character and an echo/clone of some sorts, they do deserve it more than those blue haired homosexuals.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >3rd row starts with pokemon Trainer
          not him but it seems to be by pokedex

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Another thing that gets annoying is that you’re always sent to this boring ass plain ass looking waiting room when not playing with friends online, fricking soulless, compared to Smash 4 where you get sent to the stage you’re going to fight on.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      trvth nvke
      pisses me off when friends only want to play the new shiny smash game even know it's kuso

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you will never be roman

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          and how does that effect you, sweaty?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i said roman, not woman, you putz

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              no shit

              >kuso
              it's not, just admit you're trash, it's okay

              mmm yummy poo poo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >kuso
        it's not, just admit you're trash, it's okay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >meaningless bullshit: the post

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bad animations
      >ugly models
      >stuttery gameplay (pauses when you hit someone is horrible)
      >less average music quality, less orchestra and too much fan remix bullshit, less is more
      >in general less fluidity, worse feeling when playing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If I didn't know better, I'd say you were talking about Brawl here.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The absolute horrible online compared to Smash 4 is something I'll never understand. They literally went in and made it worse on purpose.. for what reason? People were perfectly fine having their goof off rooms and srs bizness rooms separate, why the frick did they remove it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      input delay, even offline. Offline input delay is double Smash 4s, online is almost triple
      That and the buffering is why I don't play this shit after playing Smash 4 competitively

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I only have fun with rushdown playstyles like Samus or Roy but you're right, it's pretty flawed
      Project M is still my favorite Smash gameplay wise but I hate having to keep a Wii set up

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why did they make Andy so hot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Samus
        >Rushdown

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Absolutely, if you're cool and know how to play as her

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I have never seen a single Samus player that was cool. Not one. Across every game. Theyre alwrgic to center stage.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the frick? I panic if I don't have cozy center stage to chase around with

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Project M is still my favorite Smash gameplay wise but I hate having to keep a Wii set up
        It emulates really well, I bring my laptop + GC adapter to locals to play with a buddy and whatever other oldboys show up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      worst community of zoomers in any smash game. Almost every single player is a 1 and doner, shuts down lobbies after a loss, plays like a b***h, etc. Many, many troony groomers
      I think this makes the game unfixable.

      you could do everything in your power to change and rework everything and the community would still be dogshit 1 and done then act like a b***h. EVEN THE GOOD PLAYERS WILL DO THIS SHIT ONSTREAM! Which makes it ten times more aggravating and unforgivable. They all act like it and no one calls anyone out except for playing sonic so why change?

      you're way better off playing anything else.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think I'll ever stop liking these games bros

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >yum yum slop

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        standing against troony tyranny cannot be goyslop

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's just collateral damage from Nintendo being "anti-fun" and heavy handed in their moderation in general

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            removing troony shits will always be based, talking about games you dont play is cuckoldry, simple as

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Having such a troony problem you need an anti-troony task force
          It's rather funny that Xbox and Sony pander to troons so hard, yet like flies attracted to shit, they all flock to Nintendo.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Pandering and begging for the attention of troons and being IGNORED by them is far more pathetic than taking their money and rightfully treating them like shit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why does shit like this live rent free in Ganker‘s head?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if only they did this with splatroon

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They do when it comes to the drawn posts in the plaza

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it rewards people playing like the biggest fricking homosexual on characters I didnt even know it was possible to play as Black persony as they do

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >DLC ruins the game
    >single player isn't interesting in the slightest
    >online is nearly unplayable
    >lamest fricking playstyles imaginable make watching tourneys boring
    If you have a local that isn't plagued with total homosexuals that camp as sonic/steve, it's fun to play. But that leaves everything else being complete ass.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >DLC ruins the game
      it doesn't "ruin" anything, stay mad your character didn't get in

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    smash became a parody of itself once it stopped being purely nintendo characters and just became a great big advertisement for whatever upcoming release was happening at the time
    there was novelty with sonic and snake in brawl but when you have things like final fantasy cloud, tekken kazuya, persona joker and FRICKING STEVE MINECRAFT then it's just fricking stupid
    might as well just add master chief and leisure suit larry at that point

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chief would make sense over the ones you listed imo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no he fricking wouldn’t you moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >FRICKING STEVE

      Might as well add Fortnite and Genshin Impact

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really, really don't get it. I've gotten mad at games before, of course, but Smash Ultimate (and 4 for that matter) were the only ones that I have actually raged at. I think Ultimate is just that poisonous and backwards. It's fricking insane how it brings out the worse in me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      only game I've ever thrown a controller. I swear I'm chill too

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    absurd character balance and ruined online
    and yeah it was very bad from the start. remember pokemon trainer? what a mess

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll never understand anyone claiming this game is balanced.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its statistically the least balanced Smash game, actually. In terms of percentage of characters winning and top 8ing, its less than 10%. Melee is in the 20s. Smash 4 was WAY more before Bayonetta and was still higher than that even after Bayonetta. Ult is poorly balanced and only defended by babbies who started with it. The only cool thing about Ultimate is Ridley and the Belmonts. And theyre all shit tier.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and yeah it was very bad from the start. remember pokemon trainer? what a mess
      qrd? I didn't play Ultimate at launch. What was broken about him?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ivysaur. leaf blade was unstoppable spam that lead to combos and vine whip was a guaranteed hit from so many things including grab and started killing from 40% or so. down air meteor went through the entire stage on omega.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tried ultimate's online
    >didn't want to try 2v2 because I didn't want some poor soul being paired with me who doesn't know how to play
    >figured four player free for all would be most ideal and fun for someone like me
    >set that in preferences
    >game ends up being a 1v1, because apparently "up two four players" can mean just two players, even if I clearly would have picked 1v1 if I wanted that
    Is it really not possible to specify four player (or even just three player) free for alls? This online really does seem shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do people even play 4vAll in ultimate? I feel like pretty much everyone is playing 1v1s, I haven't played an FFA since the first year. In Smash 4 you could hop on For Fun and mess around whenever you wanted and there were always games.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Is it really not possible to specify four player (or even just three player) free for alls? This online really does seem shit.
      Nope. It's not possible. All you get to set are your "preferred" rules, which gives you a greater chance of the matchmaking actually giving you what you want, but otherwise, it's random and based on the preferences of the other players as well

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Is it really not possible to specify four player (or even just three player) free for alls? This online really does seem shit.

      We used to have choices in a video game rather than leaving it up to luck, frick Nintendo and Sakurai for downgrading smash.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you have to wait and play a few 1v1 games or 3player FFA games. however, the system does sometimes match you to 1v1 players, which means you'll only play 1v1 games.

      you can tell if they're using 1v1 settings because you'll wait for a while before seeing the "get ready!" pop up in the corner. if the "get ready!" pops up like immediately, you need to rejoin.

      if you really don't like 1v1s, you can have a nice day - AFTER letting them hit you once - every stock and then leave and wait a few seconds and rejoin.

      once you get into a 4player FFA, you can play it pretty much forever and people will take any slots that leave unless you get unlucky

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Is it really not possible to specify four player (or even just three player) free for alls?
    No. You can't even change characters without queueing up another opponent

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sakurai's ego

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pic related happened. It was over from there.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good MOOOOOORNING, Ganker!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This was fine.

      Steve
      Ended balance patch support too early while the game balance was piss poor

      This was not. It didn't seem like that much of a problem at first, but issues started escalating as soon as Sora's initial hype was done. They should have at least gone to mid-2022 with patches, which sounds reasonable when you remember that even Smash 4 got at least one final patch after Bayonetta's release.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >This was not
        Yes it was. Ruining characters to please the few is a moronic idea.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Single-player was focused too much on one idea that was hit-or-miss among people.
    >The netcode is a mess, and in a few regards somehow a downgrade from Smash 4.
    >There's too many fighters that can end up feeling frustrating to face compared to previous Smash titles. Can attribute that to several issues.
    I find most issues to be either minor or just nitpicking, and I think you can't go that far with criticizing the roster unless you factor serious bias or get real nitpicky. Ultimate it still a really good game, but the three general areas I pointed out are its biggest faults. A lot of other issues can be bounced off them in some fashion.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ganondorf is still a clone, and even then his new sword is way too much fun to use. Also missing Brawl bosses. Besides that it's pretty much perfect.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its not either brawl 2 or melee remastered so its bad

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What Assist Trophies do you want to see playable next time? So far its just Little Mac, an echo and a semi clone, whoops I meant Dark Samus and Isabelle.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Isaac
      >Alucard
      >Shadow
      >Zero
      >Skull Kid
      >Sukapon

      Would all be nice to have.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want fewer characters overall, but I'm still a GenoGOD, so I want him (especially since we just got the SMRPG remake). Other than him, I don't think there are that many notable omissions... although now that i'm looking at your pic, Skull Kid has potential too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like they're going to add Waluigi as the new Nintendo Never Ever. It's basically a tie between him and Geno at this point.

      Other than that, Bomberman and Shadow seem likely. I could also see Knuckles making the jump, though I'd rather have Tails or Eggman first. Skull Kid and Midna seem like they'd be likely candidates for promotion too.

      >Assist trophies and poke balls are stupidly overpowered, if you summon Keldeo/Gray Fox/Rathalos its a guruanteed kill

      Items are also obnoxiously OP, spot all the OP items here, they should be nerfed back to Melee level

      >Start Match
      >Opponent is a zoner/Rosalina
      >Pokeballs and Assist Trophies turned on
      >Hyper focuses on keeping you from getting any.
      >Teabags as their CPU Army snowballs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tingle

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >skull kid or midna
      >zero
      >bomberman or alucard
      >lyn or black knight
      >shadow or knuckles
      >isaac
      >krystal
      >even a retro or obscure character could be fun
      hmm it seems to me that assist trophies were better additions than some of the roster, wow imagine that

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She was an echo and not a unique fighter.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She used to have differences but they patched that out

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, that doesn't change anything I said.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least she's playable in some form, unlike Waluigi. An Echo isn't ideal but I'm just happy to have Daisy playable in Smash at all.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't mean shit when nobody uses her since everyone sticks to Peach.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My biggest problem is they didn't add descriptions to the spirits in the game. I wish they did, because then I probably would have played the story mode.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong?
    The most successful smash game of all time?
    The frick you're smoking

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Couldn't agree more, greatest Smash game ever for sure.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SE is going to negotiate with Sakurai to get clive on the roster in preparations for the switch successor and smash6

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Online was unplayable. I bought this game on release and played about ten hours of online matches. Not a single match was without lag. Not one.
    Returned the game few days later for full refund. What a piece of shit.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Meleegay coping thread

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Game and Watch's recovery not only make him completely invincible, but also deal damage, and have a float afterwards? Why is Sakurai so fricking moronic?

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >one of my most requested first-parties was dark samus
    >a villain with vastly different powers than normal samus
    >turned into a lame samus clone
    >one of my most request third-parties was a megami tensei rep
    >got joker, a wild-card persona user who could use a variety of unique demons/personas for different abilities
    >only uses arsene, it's some weird power-up thing that does not function at all how it does in the games, barely represents the franchise, not even a god damn jack frost mii costume
    Frickin' come on man

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Way too many 3rd parties, not evolving anything significant just minor tweaks, absolute dogshit online, not fixing anyone that needs to be fixed like ganondorf, unlocking content is just a tedious slog with zero surprise since they have to market everything, etc.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fix Ganondorf
      I don't like him in his current state either, but "fix" implies to me that something isn't working as intended. What do you think needs fixing?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NTA, but the fact that he's STILL a Falcon clone at this point is simply unacceptable. It's a moveset that doesn't fit his character at all, has never fit his character, and he's been bottom/low tier every single game which would sort of empirically show that what they're doing with him "doesn't work".

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I like Melee Ganondorf a lot despite his lack of competitive viability, and I like that it gives him a slightly different identity, but I can understand that complaint. He's always an impressive physical specimen in the Zelda games, but he's seldom really shown using that physicality without some kind of weapon or magic.
          I just struggle to think of what he'd do instead, especially since he differs so much between incarnations. I suppose more/different sword moves wouldn't be out of character, as he had a sword in OoT, TP and WW, but lord knows there are enough characters with sword movesets already. I could see him getting a Dead Man's Volley-type projectile with some mild homing capabilities, but it couldn't be spammable. I could see him getting some kind of float like Peach or a Mario Cape (like they kinda did in Project M, but neither ever felt useful enough imo)

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            a final smash where he draws his sword and have a sword moveset, neutral b infuse the sword with magic and instakill if you can connect, side b launches some magic ball like in OoT, and he can fly and levitate around around

            the melee moveset is too fun to be removed. maybe add some magic shit on down b, and make down b into down A (coherent with up a being the explosive charged magic axe kick)

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              At least they gave him the sword for side smash or something.
              Not that he ever did use that, I think it was some Spaceworld 2000 Link vs Ganondorf tech demo. I don't even think he even had it in any OoT artwork.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                he got a sword in the twilight princess final battle as well but yeah it comes from the tech demo hence the sword in the victory animation in Melee

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ultimate isn't allowed to have fun final smashes they must all be captain falcon final smashes now

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bump

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bump X2

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >that image
        Despite its flaws this game still has sovl. This series makes me happy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >that image
        Despite its flaws this game still has sovl. This series makes me happy

        If they ever made another story mode, I’d want banjo and sora to be paired together

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the worst characters paired together
        But I clapped because they're from series I recognize!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did your mother get assraped by a bear in Disneyland by chance too?

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    input lag
    It feels like I'm playing underwater. If you can't feel it, you don't have the gene.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >DA CHAMPION GEEEEENE MLG MASTER RACE WE WUZ KANGZ
      take a shower, smellee

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Please do exercise, fatso. Your reactions and coordination shouldn't be this bad.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >esports requires harmony and balance of mind and body
          you will never be a real martial artist, weeb

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You literally just need hand-eye coordination and the ability to think on your feet. If you decided to rot instead of be active of course your abilities have deteriorated. Why would I want to adjust to stagnant slop instead of keeping my mind sharp? Might as well just roll slots all day.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the only mod to fix this is a vsync disabling code which reduces lag by 1 (one) frame

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m more than satisfied with the roster, stage list, items and added gameplay quirks like balloon knockback. It’s my go-to Smash Bros to play with friends, but it’s definitely lacking in single player modes. For me the worst exclusion is a proper All-Star mode instead of just another variation of Multi-Man. Spirits are also less fun than trophies, at least have a little description or blurb like trophies did to add a little soul, yknow.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No Crash Bandicoot, No Leon Kennedy, No Lara Croft.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Crash Bandicoot
      Garbage meme character with boring moveset potential.
      When someone asks for Crash, it's clear that they are just a rostergay that doesn't play the game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Motorcycle
        >Tornado spin
        >Bazooka
        >Kart items
        Sounds like you don't play the games since he has more than enough to pull from for a good moveset compared to others

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Motorcycle
          Wario's side B
          >Tornado spin
          Incineroar's neutral B
          >Bazooka
          Generic projectile move
          I played most Crash games and yes, he is boring.
          But that clearly doesn't matter to you, because you don't play Smash.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Putting some of the best moves in the game all into one character is le bad
            You can make piss baby statements like that about every character in the game

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of things.
    The roster is dogshit. There’s way too many characters and a good chunk of then are either uninspired, gimmicky, or poor representations of who they are as characters.
    There’s also the problem of gameplay. Smash 4, at mid level, is better in every conceivable metric. It’s a lot more bullshit and unbalanced but that makes it infinitely more fun. I miss being able to fly off the stage with a reverse falcon punch and actually land it. You die even for trying that in Ultimate. Not to mention the focus on defensive play and zoners as well as how stiff everything feels. It’s not good.
    The lack of modes was bad too. How I can still get mileage out of Brawl’s side content is beyond me, but I really can. As opposed to Ultimate where I don’t feel as inclined. It was a step up from Smash 4 but it wasn’t enough. Sakurai needs to bite the bullet and make Subspace 2.
    Last, the third parties. Awful. Inclusions like Hero and Banjo felt necessary, but what the frick is Joker doing in this game. Why is Terry in there before like 7 other FGC characters. Why does Final Fantasy have two characters and neither of them are Terra. Why a lot of things. Go back to focusing on Nintendo stuff, please. And replace Joker with an actual SMT character, jesus.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best Smash game they ever made.
    Die mad

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Brawl
    >Have a brand-new adventure featuring all the characters with intricate stages that don't overstay their welcome
    >Oh cool

    >SmashU
    >REMEMBER GOOMBELLA
    >Well uh yeah actually I d-
    >REMEMBER GENO
    >Where are the stages? These load times are abysm-
    >REMEMBER DONKEY KONG COUNTRY
    >Shut up!
    >REMEMBER STREET FIGHTER II
    >SHUT UP!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      people don't appreciate brawl anymore, i blame evo 2013 for turning the smash fanbase to shit and the series itself has only pivoted to match that

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Brawl was the last time I truly enjoyed Smash. Tourneygays don't enjoy games.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          just like the old meme says

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brawl felt like shit but god damn it was packed with good content and character picks

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/ChianMajo5372/status/1785942659854709025
    Not enough of Zelda's ass

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have all these characters
    >have nothing to do with them besides vs matches

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Worst input lag of the series PLUS humungus amount of buffer frames. HDRemix improves the game a lot but that lag ruins it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >googles hdremix
      >it's another project m episode
      yawn

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he fell for the clickbait
        it's not

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing, stop b***hing and git gud

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Masahiro Sakurai. That is all. He cannot do everything on his own and it shows. As soulless as a corporate-driven Smash would be (spoiler alert, it's been that way since Brawl), I would probably trust some suits to decide the roster over Sakurai. It's clear he's become the one thing people thought he was fighting against. The lack of substantial modes, The underutilized features, the overall feeling of the game itself since Brawl, Sakurai's own personal preferences and tastes and the need to push for quantity over quality (1000+ pngs show how small the roster really is) tells me that Sakurai really doesn't have it in him to do Smash anymore, but Smash is a guaranteed payout and I won't fault him on that one, but it's time to pass the torch.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the dlv is all third party and fire emblem and recent release nintendo games specifically because suits decided them. third party = more sales, or so they think.

      the only one picked by sakurai was plant

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Another spoiler. Sakurai is one of those said suits.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As someone who loved anime boys and Fire Emblem, Ultimate made me loathe every one of them.
    At least Roy is good now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They were cool back in Melee and Brawl, back when they and Snake were among the few non-whimsical Smash characters (or the embarrassment that was being a Sanicgay) back in the edgy dudebro 00's. By the time we had self-insert footgay MC's that charm was long fricking gone unfortunately.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you asked me during Brawl days if I'd like Cloud and Sephiroth that would be a yes.
        But when you get Cloud. And Sephiroth. And Marth. And Roy. And Ike. And Corrin. And Chrom. And Hero. And Byleth.
        In a series about Nintendo all-stars. Then you look back at 64 and Melee and somehow they feel more comfy than the current one despite having a couple of characters.
        Feels like some sort of monkey paw gotcha. I could never foresee having more characters would make me dislike Ultimate by the end.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Then you look back at 64 and Melee and somehow they feel more comfy than the current one despite having a couple of characters.

          Quality over Quantity

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            NTA and I agree but it's a stretch to call many of Melee's characters quality. Some of them really border on unplayable even in casual play. Holy frick what are Pichu, Kirby, Mewtwo and Bowser.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Holy frick what are Pichu, Kirby, Mewtwo and Bowser.
              I mean it's the same situation with Ultimate. Characters like Mac or Ganondorf can't compete at a high level against the better characters, but talented mains might see success at smaller regional scenes. None of Melee's low tiers barring Bowser really even feel bad to play and have a lot of unique gimmicks to them. Mewtwo being a standout example.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Character attrition in general will pretty much do that regardless of which fandom boat you're riding in. Once you're nearing a hundred playable fighters it begins to feel less special and more like another arbitrary base that needed covered (like finally getting more villains like Rool and Ridley) since by Ultimate's end getting even M-rated Microsoft IP's was within possibility, and by then the fandom is fractured in priorities. Hell even Banjo being an N64-era appeaser decades after Smash 64 was enough to cause a schism with newbie fans who wanted only newer and shinier protagonists instead of what they considered an untimely pittance.

          I guess I'm just lucky to be in the camp that's happy at all to finally get those kinds of characters, having played the series since the beginning. Now I can lean more into wanting something new out of the gameplay moreso than just completing a childhood circle.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone loved marth roy ike, a fair balance of the FE series and they contrasted well with the other Nintendo characters. Sakurai then proceeded to go whole hog on animeish humans

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Lucina got picked because the FE Roster was a sausagefest before her

        It’s hilarious how the only female representation for FE is Girl Marth and Femvatars when you got actual cool female protagonists characters like

        Tiki
        Celica
        Lyn
        Erika
        Micaiah
        Azura
        Edelgard

        Hell even fricking Anna who’s in every game.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nothing except for the dogshite online

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing went wrong.
    Just some meele cucks setheeting as usual.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >shitty balloon launching physics
    >half the characters are gimmicks (most of whom are annoying to play against win or lose)
    >feels like they tried to add some speed into the gameplay but not enough to make it feel like Melee, ends up feeling awkward
    >jumping feels weird
    >all the other complaints ITT
    >shit DLC (including Steve, Sora, Byleth and Sepiroth)
    >shit "story" mode
    >fans are either pedos, weirdos or both
    >tournaments are full of LWs who I couldn't give a shit about and have no personality outside their Discord meme culture.
    Honestly Smash 4 was a better game but of course because it was unbalanced and was on WiiU/3DS it's a black sheep. Same shit happened with Mario 3D World, bad Mario game until it moved to Switch (for the record it's not a good Mario Game).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based
      don't forget half the characters have a counter special

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kek
        Down + B = Counter was a mistake.
        I still love Marth & Roy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sora was a monkey paw in that regard

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That too but that's a carryover from previous games.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Melee is just better

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Multiplayer
    bad because nintendo
    >Single Player
    downgrade of the latest games

    It's a great game but its appeal is diminishing these days. It's still a better party game than mario party.

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bought Ultimate, tried it for a few games, then dropped it because it felt like my character did a move a solid quarter second after I pressed the button. That's fricking bullshit, you already need to be anticipating your opponent's moves and I don't have the patience nor the clairvoyance to compensate for a moronic input delay on top of that.

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >let's not give a shit about balance
    >game immediately dies the moment the DLC ends
    Seems about right

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >reading this thread full of valid complaints will well put reasoning
    >Ultimate is still my favorite anyways because it has the most shit in it

    I'm casual as frick when it comes to Smash, I just frick around with the offline stuff, play it with some friends occasionally then drop it. The fact that I can have Terry, Ryu and Kazyua in the same match is fricking crazy and makes it 10/10 for me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just means you're chill and well-adjusted when approaching why you like certain vidya. So long as you have a respectable line of standards, there's nothing wrong with avoiding the opposite camp of bashing people over a videogame not being 200% perfect.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Character attrition in general will pretty much do that regardless of which fandom boat you're riding in. Once you're nearing a hundred playable fighters it begins to feel less special and more like another arbitrary base that needed covered (like finally getting more villains like Rool and Ridley) since by Ultimate's end getting even M-rated Microsoft IP's was within possibility, and by then the fandom is fractured in priorities. Hell even Banjo being an N64-era appeaser decades after Smash 64 was enough to cause a schism with newbie fans who wanted only newer and shinier protagonists instead of what they considered an untimely pittance.

      I guess I'm just lucky to be in the camp that's happy at all to finally get those kinds of characters, having played the series since the beginning. Now I can lean more into wanting something new out of the gameplay moreso than just completing a childhood circle.

      My point is just the contradictory feeling of getting 90 characters and a lot of content in the end didn't feel as satisfying as I thought it would be.
      It doesn't mean I think Ultimate is shitty and bad or whatever. It's still the #1 game I play with friends when we finally get together nowadays.

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some DLC choices really were either weird, bad or just plain stupid.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm much happier with the DLC we got than what anons were fearfully predicting during launch. Sure half is still all JRPG's as expected, but most didn't expect the level of heavy hitters we got as opposed to solely the former, or as oddly specific and autistic as Grinchgays wanted.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Joker
      Pick some SMT protagonist, if one at all, idk if any of them would warrant sales as a Persona character did
      >Hero
      Cool pick, if there were fewer anime boys
      >Banjo
      Past due time, should've gotten better moveset
      >Terry
      haters btfo, great addition
      >Byleth
      Current Fire Emblem advertising, tolerable
      >Min Min
      Switch game advertising, tolerable
      >Steve & Alex
      I'm too old to give a frick or know what they are
      >Sephiroth
      Either pick him or Hero, could've gone with another Square character
      >Pyra/Mythra
      Weird anime balloon breasts characters I don't know much about, Bayonetta covered my horny quota already
      >Kazuya
      Nice pick
      >Sora
      Why?

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Style Over Substance: The Game
    Ult is a deceptively shallow game, lacking basic features and featuring poorly designed movesets (from a gameplay perspective). The online play was inexcusable, both due to NSO and the modes / matchmaking options. Even the UI sucked; the rules selection, in particular, makes playing around with the rules in casual matches a pain in the ass.

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This video basically sums up all of my complaints

    ?si=UQiIRZTP_GTKPswG

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo's crappy online service, WoL is just ok, and the competitive community is total dogshit. Everything else about the game is fine except for getting rid of trophies. Perfectly fun local game with friends imo.

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They nerfed Ivysaur

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why was Brawl the last soulful Smash Bros?

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >favorite characters are Banjo and Sonic
    >they both aren't really fun to play as
    >zoomers constantly talk shit saying no one wanted these characters/no one plays them
    Like at this point, even by some miracle if they changed sonic & banjo I don't think I want to even play the game anymore

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sonic is just too fast and just spins. Ironic because that's a very sonic thing, but it doesn't make him a fun character to play as.

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing. It's the best Smash to date and better than melee.

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll always love Sakurai for making it happen.

    Vaniabros were feasting that day.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yep imagine debuting with 2 Reps

      Not even Sonic could get 2, kek

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No momentum
    Baloon physics
    Extreme input delay (this is more of a Switch being shit hardware issue to be fair)
    Awful netcode and online game modes
    Annoying ways of customizing your game (need to make individual rule sets for even a single change)
    and many more but I can't be assed to ponder on them, I abandoned this game years ago.

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The competitive community.

    Smash is a game with a ton of content, fanservice, variety and gamestyles. But it's impossible to play online in anything less than boring flat stages with no items and neckbeards who analyse frame data

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny because I would never, ever play against people like you if I was given the option. I'm happy with my competitive ruleset but 9 matches out of 10 I am forced to put my rank on the line against some homosexual with party game rules and a 3 minute timer. I don't want to play against them and they don't want to play against me, so why not give players the option to filter out certain rulesets entirely? Better yet, do something like what guilty gear strive does and let me see what character/settings my opponent is using BEFORE the match starts so I can simply dodge them if I don't feel like playing against them

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >let me see what character/settings my opponent is using BEFORE the match starts
        this is the gayest design choice ever
        >i never learned the match up, decline
        >i don't know how to deal with grapplers, decline
        >that's 4-6 against me, decline
        >i never win the mirror match, decline
        your points should be on the line the second you have any information about the opponent

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >your points should be on the line the second you have any information about the opponent
          ordinarily i would agree with you but unfortunately it's way too easy to farm wins online by abusing the awful rule preferences system. if nintendo isn't going to balance the roster, and they're not going to add an unranked option to quickplay, AND they're not going to fix the putrid dogshit matchmaking, then the least they could do is let me pick and choose my own games. you cannot convince me that i deserve to lose GSP because i got matched into a lagswitching kazuya with 1 stock and stage hazards. it's not about dodging bad matchups, it's about dodging the people who are blatantly metamaxing and making the game as unfun as possible for everyone around them

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            GSP is the dumbest shit ever anon. It goes up automatically even if you don't play the character. I have characters I played online at release and never again, and they are over 11 million GSP. The real problem this shit isn't fun to play against and people take this game too seriously. You used to win at Smash by being an butthole with items, abusing stage hazards, using dumb gimmick moves like Jigs rest. Now it's some wanna be serious fighting game.

            It sucks so much shit I don't think I'll be buying the next smash bros unless they legit fix the fact the game has been over run with tryhard gays obsessed with raising GPS and winning. If you think items and stage hazards and bullshit like isabel's fishing pole is unfair and gay and you don't want to play with it then play another fighting game and frick off tryhard nigges.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >If you think items and stage hazards and bullshit like isabel's fishing pole is unfair and gay and you don't want to play with it then play another fighting game and frick off tryhard nigges.
              no thanks, I'm going to continue to play with my competitive ruleset because that is what I find fun, and I'm going to continue to shit on nintendo for not separating the casual and competitive playerbases into different matchmaking pools. honestly i fricking hate your style of playing but i still empathize with the people who want to play smash like a party game. the real problem is that nintendo can't make up their fricking minds, leaving ultimate as this indecisive wishy-washy mess of a game that wants to accommodate competitive players but forces them to mingle with everybody else in one of the worst online infrastructures i have ever witnessed. don't blame the players, blame samurai for abandoning the game while it was still clearly unfinished and never once listening to community feedback

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sakurai's obsession and obvious bias toward third party characters

    >uhhh, Ganondorf can't change because the people who mained him since Melee might be sad he has a different moveset
    >Echo Clones? what's that? What do you mean I created that term? What do you mena I could just put Ganondorf's moveset on an Echo Clone? That's stupid. You're stupid!
    >...
    >Yeah, we just reconstructed Ultimate's entire coding so Steve can fit in in the game.
    >Yeah Kazuya has his entire moveset (hhyperbole) just because lmao. He even has his announcer for his win screen
    >....
    >Hmm, people keep asking for a 4th Kirby rep. But I had nothing to do with those games beyond Air Ride??? What should I do?

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why Dark Pit didn't have the moveset of PIT from Brawl? Sakurai made the guy an exact clone of the regular Pit. Jesus Christ.

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    people who think ultimate is worse than brawl or 4 are out of their fricking minds

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dlc loving homosexual

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cry more Black person

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ultimate is dog shit. Look at this trash lmfao. Easily the worst Smash game

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you guys have all the Amiibo?

    Do you wish Zelda and Ganondorf got their updated designs as Amiibo?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all I'm missing is
      Daisy
      Pichu
      Red
      Mii Swordfighter
      Ken
      Hero

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just missing Ike, Ice Climbers, Pyra & Mythra, and Sora. Not that I'm looking for the latter, but if I see him at a good price, I figure might as well.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I regret not selling my Villager when he was going for 300$

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What happened now and what’s your current Amiibo status?

        NTA and I agree but it's a stretch to call many of Melee's characters quality. Some of them really border on unplayable even in casual play. Holy frick what are Pichu, Kirby, Mewtwo and Bowser.

        Just don’t play those characters???

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Just don’t play those characters???
          Why even bother posting if you're just going to say something worthless? Don't you have something better to do with your time?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only have like 28 amiibos. And yes I wish we got redesigned Ganondorf

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You anons would probably enjoy ulti more if you weren't trying your hardest to be contrarians.
    There's some valid criticism here but the dumbest one I've seen is "There's too many characters" whether that be 3rd parties, sword fighters, pokemon or elsewise. Be serious for a moment, 50 characters you personally don't care for simply don't matter especially when there are 50 others that DO fit your personal standards

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In a vacuum? Sure. But we dont live in a vacuum. There are finite development resources. I hate your retarfed dishonest argument. They could have spent the development time improving the single player. They could have spent the development time improving the online. They could have spent the development time improving existing characters and balance. Now frick off.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it matters when some of those characters are barely functional and others bend the game over their knee
      sakurai insists on autistic micromanagement of every animation frame, which might work if the game has like 8 characters. not so much with 70

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "Barely functional" and it's shit like Ridley's down B being ass. Get over yourself.

        In a vacuum? Sure. But we dont live in a vacuum. There are finite development resources. I hate your retarfed dishonest argument. They could have spent the development time improving the single player. They could have spent the development time improving the online. They could have spent the development time improving existing characters and balance. Now frick off.

        Could have.
        Could have.
        Could have.
        We also don't live inside your imagination, anon. And as long as we're spouting our personal preferences, I happen to like where they alocated their resources.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thats because you have no taste and enjoy slurping up slop whenever you can. Why should anyone care about your opinion? Now frick off, redditor.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You happen to be the one with no taste, languishing in an imaginary feast with no spice or wonder. I pitty thee whose palate has gone soft from the consumption of nothing but tendies

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And why should anyone care about yours? There’s a reason Ultimate is the best selling Smash Bros. It was designed to appeal to as many people as possible with its wealth of content, and it succeeded in that regard. Not everything has to cater to your autistic sensibilities and every minute complaint you have.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It released on switch. Even MK8 which is second servings from the WiiU outsells Ultimate by a mile.
              Sales arguments are moot when the Switch’s install base is gigantic by itself, regardless of the games.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Look up the sales
                >Smash as Franchise sold 74.97m copies
                >33.67m alone Ultimate
                >Brawl "only" at 13.32m despite Wii also having 100m units sold
                eh. What's interesting is that basically every third game cube owner had melee.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                MK8 was also bundled with tens of millions of Switch consoles.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >appeal to the masses
              Discarded

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >muh sales

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >it's shit like Ridley's down B being ass.
          it's having no practical way to kill the opponent in a game where your moveset strictly needs low % and high % moves to function
          but hey minecraft vs sephiroth therefore it's good. why bother having more than 1 attack per character? i just look at the character select, jerk off and then shitpost online anyway

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ludicrously generous input buffering.
    Its actually stupid how you can hold shield at the start of your smash attack and just have your shield come out on the first frame after.
    Input buffering should be like 5 frames at the absolute most, not fricking infinity.

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have anyone to play with irl anymore so I don't own ultimate.

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Smash was never good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon was always funny

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the ledge is too OP either return to melee ledge or limit ledge regrabs to like 5 per minute or something aggressive

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Next Smash shouldn’t be too generous and make being off stage actually scary, remove magnet ledge grab

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What characters do you play?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. I fricking hate how the optimal strategy is frequently to hide under a platform near the ledge for almost every character. Its cringe. If you do that shit you should be extremely punished for it.

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn’t fix any of Tr4sh’s problems because it was too focused on the bloated meme roster

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are its problems that it isn’t similar enough to melee?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        rent free

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Answer the question, nimrod

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not him

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Removing trophies and removing custom B/Special moves from Smash WiiU/3DS. I liked reading the flavor text of trophies and with a huge OST you can set the playlist and view like 800 of these frickers, miss trophies. Custom moves mean that moronic Down B counters for Pit, all Fire Emblem character minus Byleth, and MetaKnight have actual moves. Joker's counter makes me mad, he could've had something like a calling card that works like Sheik's own Side B. Or a random Persona that is summoned like Mr Game and Watch's special dice roll.

    Total Down B special death /WHEN/ or bring back custom moves.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Robin Status : Completely forgotten

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair Robin is pretty forgettable.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My bad Robin mains, he's unique and fun to use BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT the weapon durability hurts to main him. Why put all that effort when you can just unga bunga with Byleth's moves that have Hyper Armor and insane KO launches? Robin is like Pokemon Trainer in Smash, stamina fatigue made you switch the mons out. Robin would be my favorite Fire Emblem character to main if he didn't have to dance with his B special elemental tones. It adds flavor to his character and is true to the franchise but annoying, even his standard A Smashes are affected when he's out of B tome juice.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So all these generic anime b***hes aside, did Byleth really overshadow Robin?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don’t get why people hate Corrin specifically, they have a pretty unique moveset.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >muh moveset
              Dont care. He comes from the second shittiest FE game. Wasted slot, same with Byleth.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Because sword = bad regardless of who is holding it or how it's used or if it's even used at all
              This is the average sword hater. They don't want characters, they want THEIR characters.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                See

                >muh moveset
                Dont care. He comes from the second shittiest FE game. Wasted slot, same with Byleth.

                For a live example

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that you're not getting rid of FE, westgays.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus Christ no wonder the roster picks were awful. Frick Japan

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the absolute kings of Nintendo Wario and Olimar in the very bottom
        Japan has shit gay taste as usual, what else is new

        Nips putting out some of the best content/media while also somehow having the worst, most garbage fricking taste imaginable will never stop being amusing to me.

        >simon and richter that low
        Japan has awful taste

        Go asks Microsoft or Sony for their own Mascot Fighters, there you'll be safe from Japan existing.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Those are all Japanese invented characters in Japan you dumbass, this is the equivalent of if the Disney Star Wars Sequel trilogy or some shit comic like Marmaduke being the highest rated things in America

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the absolute kings of Nintendo Wario and Olimar in the very bottom
      Japan has shit gay taste as usual, what else is new

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ness and Lucas are my homies that’s really all I care about

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nips putting out some of the best content/media while also somehow having the worst, most garbage fricking taste imaginable will never stop being amusing to me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >simon and richter that low
      Japan has awful taste

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I blame the Belmont physics

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn’t mean the fat can’t and shouldn’t be trimmed, also you will never be Japanese, wannabe weeb.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Japan is based. Better FE character on top, Terry on top etc.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that this poll was based on feedback from middle school aged children.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's the only way polls should ever be done: for the game's primary demographic. Everyone else's opinions (mine included) can kick bricks

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So, the people who the game is aimed at?
        Like, the main audience for the normalgay Nintendo games aren't the old retro fans or people who use Smash as some Academy Award for Vidya.
        Probably why Smash focuses so much on pushing new games through characters/ATs/stages/items (besides cross-promotion). The kids are more likely to have played new shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This one gives a better overview of the popularity from people who actually play the game
      These are stats taking from Smashmate, the Japan equivalent of Smashladder, a system where you can match against others, get ranked, and hooked up in online tournaments.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >That Duck Hunt win rate
        What the frick lol

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          idk how they do it Duck Hunt is really tough to get good at

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Marth sucks ass AND nobody plays him
        Am i reading this correctly?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lucina is strictly better despite being easier to play

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          His range got shorter, the hitbox for THE TIP is even smaller, and the twitchy gameplay with the lag and buffering and all that garbage makes his tippers rare/nonexistent when Lucina can just go unga bunga in comparison. THE TIP is far weaker in this game too.
          Too much effort for too little.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Marth biggest problem isn't the tipper, but the loss of jab setups. Characters like Marth and Roy are inherently inconsistent characters, but the jab helps alleviate that. Marth is still a good character. Just not top tier. Imo, he was always an overrated character in Smash 4

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I keep telling people that Roy is the most distinct of the FE Quad because his sourspot completely changes his combo game but the morons around me continue to insist that Marth/Roy/Chrom/Lucina are all the same character. It reminds me of when Brawl came out and everyone said that Wolf was a Fox clone despite him being overtly different. What is it about Smash Bros players and being incapable of recognizing clones?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If the specials are slightly similar/the characters are aethetically similar, then a lot of people instantly default to 'waste of space clone'.
                You even had people thinking Lucario was a Mewtwo clone.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Marth/Roy/Chrom/Lucina are all the same character.

                Roy doesn’t have blue hair so that’s one thing that setting him apart from Marth and his stupid family. FE is a disgusting inbred mess.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lucina is a girl and has alts with different hair colors if you're going to be a homosexual like that

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Banjo being good or bad is the million dollar question. He seems to have really good results

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Usage rates aren't really perfect because you have cases where people play characters they don't like as much due to them being strong (or they work better/worse online).

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >implying competitive is a good metric when top tiers will be over-represented

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >marth is a loser and rare
        >is the least used fire emblem character of them all
        There's the justification to just reconfigure him as an alt with the other sword characters and not his own slot.

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I need Axel Stone in the next one.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We so badly need a beat-em-up character. I’d also settle for Kunio-kun from River City

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've never tried River City. What's the best one to play?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          River City Underground and River City Girls are pretty good

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >River City Girls
            oh hey, wayforward. I'll keep an eye out for it when it's on sale

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I want a Rhythm Heaven Rep

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want Phantasy Star Alis

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remove Square Enix's 4 trash characters
    This company has no future

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >online sucks
    >shitty single player content

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Getting Bamco involved.

    Half the roster is blatant copy-pastes of other characters and everyone feels too "samey"

    Too many UI gimmicks

    Too many anime swordspeople

    Too many down-B counters

    Worse graphics than Smash 4

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The best of all worlds would have Ultimates roster, Brawls single player, and Melee’s gameplay. A PM-like mod of Ult would solve two of these issues, I don’t know if it’s even possible to mod in new content like a story mode and shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like Melee's gameplay.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >A PM-like mod of Ult would solve two of these issues
      Hewdraw Remix does this and it's pretty good. Iit oversteps in reworking some characters but overall it's a good time.
      I don't think a fan-made single player mode would be worth playing, or worth the effort creating.

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone try Smash Remix? It is my favorite version of Smash at the moment

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I played it a bunch. Conker is my favorite addition to the game, he's a lot of fun and has a super creative moveset. I look forward to updates because the team clearly has a lot of passion for the project. I'll probably play it more when retroachievements supports the new version.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I look forward to updates
        >he doesn't know

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Let me cope, homosexual.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Slippy and Peppy have no business being as fun as they are, screw Sakurai for giving us the full team Star Fox playable when this mod clearly shows they can work.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you watch the cut content video

      ?si=VnKDE2axEmzOClHb

      Crazy how Dark Samus lucked out and others like Boshi, DK Jr, and other possible clones were passed off in favor of her

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sucks we didn’t get to see cool in game story teams like Brawl

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Subspace Emissary was just Sakurai's magnum opus
      It still has not been matched to this day

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Interesting pairings, anyone?
        Someone mentioned Banjo & Kazooie with Sora, I bet that'd be interesting. Sonic/Megaman would've been kinda cool

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Interesting pairings

          The Pirate Trio

          Toon Link
          K. Rool
          Hero Eight

          Makes me wish Captain Syrup was playable

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Subspace Emissary was just Sakurai's magnum opus
      It still has not been matched to this day

      It's very much intentional, if you don't already know. 20 years later, Sakurai is still so butthurt that all of the Subspace cutscenes got ripped to YouTube that he has very deliberately never made cutscenes or story-focused single player modes since. It's why we now get the, cinematic very detailed "new fighter trailers" instead since those are meant to be shared on YouTube.

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Were these two worth including after all?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of course. They just needed a few more buffs before the balance updates stopped. They're both important characters who deserve to be in, they just weren't well balanced

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.
      And them being "bad" is not an excuse, considering how Ganondorf has been the defacto worst character in the game, three entries in a row.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ganon and K.Rool are decently popular from what I've seen. Ridley is rare to see for me through.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Without question, they were the most warranted fighters that managed to get introduced as fighters in Ultimate. And I say this despite falling for the "Ridley is too big" excuse until the very end.

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The series lost its identity after Brawl, at best Smash 4 pre-DLC.

    The entire crux of the series was a Nintendo crossover that mixed platforming with fighting. Ultimate felt like it gave up on Nintendo, opting to let in who ever in a never ending hype train.

    The series also lost that Nintendo core through the removal of trophies and other unique features such as Chronicle.

    The series focus on platforming also took a hit as it started focusing more on the core. We no longer get fun sides like Adventure Mode or Subspace, which gives the gigantic cast something to do. It is all about making it competitive, while simultaneously sucking at it. Should have just stayed a party game.

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Smash lacks gay characters

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ike has never been gat. Priam btfos all the homosexuals.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ike kinda ruins this since he’s not a villain, should’ve been Ganondorf

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Online matchmaking is shit. I could deal with the shitty delay netcode. I did with Smash 4. But this fricking autism and homosexualry.
    >only can play battlefield form with no items 3 stock
    Even if you set your own rules and just want to have fun these tryhard FE loving homosexuals show up all the time and you can't stop it. All these maps and items and characters and everyone wants to play battlefield with no items and the same 10 characters.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What really compounds it is how the game already favors zoners offline, and then you pair that with guaranteed 7 frame lag (more often closer to 12 online) and then anyone with projectiles or disjointed hitboxes just becomes moronic. It doesn't even feel good when you manage to beat them.

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They didn't just take what PM started and run with it. Melee with better balanced and shit like l cancelling removed would have been perfect.

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Making dlc characters pay to win. Also abundant of third party when several obvious first party inclusions were not in, destroying the soul and passion of the first three entries being a nintendo characters all star brawl. Also these third parties HAVING to bring in some lame gimmick that is dragged from their respective title because IT JUST HAS TO OKAY FAN SERVICE FAN SERVICE, only for it to be the sole reason of them being pay to win. Also lack of meaningful replayable single player content. Ultimate was at its best at launch then just slowly slid down a massive hill.

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Bowser, Donkey and Diddy still not having the voices from their games

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not making unique movesets for every character
    >sonic still incomplete from brawl
    >ganondorf still a shitty falcon clone
    >4 marths

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not hype. The top tiers are soulless.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      No soulful sets or players either.

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Third parties are cool, wouldn’t mind more of them.

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >*ruins your game*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but don't forget Pyra/Mythra and Kazuya. Those 3 ruined the game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why does he look like that?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was the original model intended for Steve in SSBU but they couldn't get it working

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    8 frames of input delay on top of 6 frame buffer window making defensive play impossible vs low frame data move characters

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing, you Melee addicted autist. Go take a shower.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >newbie doesn't realize those were all smash players not just melee only

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Really? Smash Ultimate is a perfect game, with no issues? Shut up, moron. There's enough tribalistic shitposting on this board daily without you.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but nothing is perfect anon

        We all aren’t perfect

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ridiculous magnet hands
    >extremely binary offstage game
    >most recoveries are way too good
    >projectiles that are too powerful
    >too much reliance on moronic gimmicks on a lot of fighters that makes them lame to fight
    >input lag
    >hold buffer
    >confusing balance decisions
    >ridiculous hurtbox shifting
    It's not a game I hate or, but sometimes it pisses me the hell off how any of this got past playtesting.

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was For Honor/For Fun really that good? What keeps sweaties from just dunking on casuals?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For Fun is 4 players on random stages with items on. Maximum sweat repellent.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That sounds unfun though. I'm not a FOX ONLY FD guy but items in SBB4 and Ult are comically unbalanced and less fun than in previous entries. Also only being able to play 4-for-all is lame. Not even 2v2?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They took an extremely flawed system and replaced it with another one that has its own set of flaws. I think a lot of people also just liked jumping into 1v1s without a visible rank system. A lot of hypercompetitive people start to play like total homosexuals when there's rank points on the line.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It clearly separated the matchmaking pools. Ult sucks. Even if you like casual play, if you happen to gain enough GSP you can only play elite smash with that character and are condemned to 1v1s on two stages. It's so utterly moronic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tourneygays loathe items so they don't really clog up the scene, at most the rare breed who likes both and are decent at the game which, admitedly, is enough to already frick 90% of all casuals but items are so overbearing nowadays it can always just be volatile enough and amidst that already rare breed even fewer are there just to play FFA "optimally" (camp until someone looks at kill% and get the kill, focus on items, and so on)

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post never evers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's in Crusade at least

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My wife.

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