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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    SJW-certified "people" of color characters.
    Zoomer quips 24/7.
    Piss poor writing in regards to dialogue and story.
    "We want to change the franchise, frick the old fans" attitude.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      1 was alright
      2 was great, the best
      3 was pretty good
      4 was pretty good
      Gat Outta Hell was alright
      Agents of Mayhem was pretty good
      A consistently fine series. Why does everybody act like only 2 was worth a shit?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Agents of Mayhem was pretty good
        That shit was an unfinished co-op game with no co-op.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Agents of Mayhem was a fun idea on paper with bad execution. They wanted to make an old Saturday Morning Cartoon into a video game, but it barely felt like one outside of the cutscenes.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Playing with the different combinations of heroes with their abilities and completing missions was fun. The villains had a kind of Venture Bros vibe which was also fun. I actually feel like playing it again some time this year.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >le meta and self deprecating = Venture Bros

            I fricking hate this meme.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        literally everything one could think off
        >sjw zoomer centered game
        >all characters and story are terrible
        >don't understand what made their own fricking franchise fun and popular in the first place
        >buggy mess to this day, even after releasing dlc for it for some reason
        I believe it was purely made as a money laundry scheme and to get investment from blackrock that will be used into something else.

        it had the best tone and character interactions, the tone shift in 3 and 4 was too big, the series went from serious gangster shit with some funny random comedic stuff to focus too much on the funny comedic side of it. also going from gang shit to presidency was too jarring. they wrote themselves into a corner and there was nowhere else to go.
        also
        >Agents of Mayhem was pretty good
        no it fricking wasn't, it was fricking terrible

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        everything after 2 was fricking shit

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          See?

          Are you telling me robbing a bank by skyjacking it with a helicopter then fighting your way out of a cargo plane, jumping out, fighting through falling debris, jumping back IN, then back out and fighting through falling debris AGAIN wasn't fun? Maybe you just hate videogames.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh my science! That sounds so heckin EPIC AND AMAZEBALLS. Not to mention CUHRAZZY XD

            I think that deserves an updoot

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fun fact. During this entire setpiece you described, your character is completely immortal and can't be killed, because the devs were too lazy to program a failstate for those setpieces.

            Fun......

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wrong. I know because I was playing on Hard difficulty and I did die.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            le epizzzz
            i love cutscene gameplay

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            SR3 isnt a bad game, it is a bad Saint's game. Volition shouldve treated it as a spinoff like Blood Dragon was to Far Cry

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          3 could have been ”just OK” if it weren’t for the fact that the city in it is absolute goddamn soulless shit. It’s funny how Stilwater was also a rather generic city at start (although 2 added a lot of flavor to it), but it still feels much livelier than the collection of concrete towers that is 3. I mean, the tone shift in 3 was certainly for worse, but it was the environment that ultimately killed it for me.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    HUZZ-ACK

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black personhomosexuals

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    quite literally, everything.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boring map, insultingly boring story, awful gameplay.

    It's amazing how studios have just squandered the opportunity to cash in on how stale GTA 5 has gotten. That game is TEN years old now, the market has never been hungrier for a decent GTA clone, yet the only studio to even remotely try and make a competitor was Ubishit. SR reboot almost feels like intentional sabotage. All the pieces were in play, yet they managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The problem is that the current wokeness of western devs basically blocks them from making any game that dares portray any immoral behavior as fun or appealing.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Reboot 00s franchise known for being crass and violent
    >Target audience is millennials and younger Gen X
    >Proceed to shit up the game with Gen Z shit like muh student loans and the ugly new Pride flag
    >Target audience no longer cares and Gen Z never cared

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    pandering to people who don't play video games

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lack of diversity

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Devs themselves UNIRONICALLY tried to say that Saints Row was always woke to defend the reboot
    >replay Saints Row 1
    >I'M GONNA SKULLFRICK THAT b***h
    >replay Saints Row 2
    >Shaundi being a walking STD factory bawd is like a solid 30% of the game's humor

    Frick these new devs. Im glad they're getting restructured aka fired

    • 11 months ago
      Santa Claus

      Saints row 2 was woke, but as a funny and unique gimmick and they didn't take it very seriously.

      Modern games are unironically woke to please their cult.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    An easier question would be to ask "what actually went right, if anything?"

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did anything go right?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The devs themselves wanted to kill it. blame microsoft

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    probably stuff like this

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything. Even discounting the writing the game is BAD.

    >shooting is worse than ever
    >city is dead
    >NPCs barely exist, have no personality
    >city is better than Steelport, worse than Stillwater
    >rival gangs have no personality or actual characters to like or dislike

    It's a shit game that would have flopped even if the writing was good (which it isn't). It's a completely by-the-numbers open world crime game, I hate using the term but it really does feel like a shitty GTA clone made by a team with 1/100th the talent and creativity of Rockstar North.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Volition being dishonest c**ts towards their fanbase

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Painfully generic, empty, boring, uninteresting characters and loads of millennial writing.

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