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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    No sex.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong, just check the steam workshop

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      So just like your real life?

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Minecraft

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >crack open a cold one
    >make a new character
    >make a new large world
    >master mode for the worthy, of course
    >bee-line to the beach shore
    >unlock angler
    >prepare myself for 200 more kino fish quests

    Yup, tis 'erraria 'ime.

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing so far, but it's about to.

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    nothing

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    no apaches

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      there are no fricking apaches in terraria

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    No Castlevania style whip items. No mods for that kind of weapon, either.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you think about it, spears are kinda that.
      >But the back hitbox
      It do that

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        But no makey wha-pshh noise. Autism angry.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No Castlevania style whip items
      have you played the game recently? It's got a whole whip weapon class now

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bloat. I got this on release day and played for 290 hours and never bothered killing Wall of Flesh. All the shit past it is unnecessary.

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reaver shark nerf
    Torch luck being introduced + luck stat in general
    Meteorite nerf
    Water bolt nerf
    Obsidian armor nerf
    King slime soul farming nerf
    Empress of light patched to ignore dodges from accessories or armor
    Shimmer getting patched to prevent you from getting a void bag before beating Skeletron, nullifying it’s invincibility against empress, patching items to be unshimmerable as they made easy money
    Hardmode is still a boss rush
    Accessories that you just have to grind enemies for
    Accessories that you may just end up having to fish for if you’re unlucky and your world doesn’t spawn it in
    There is no point to the second ocean since they’re the exact same biome
    Ranger is still objectively the best class by being able to stay away from bosses
    Master mode is just stat bloat compared to expert mode

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's the problem with games in the internet era.
      A lot of the fun of old games was figuring out how to break them wide open.
      Now someone finds a technique, posts about it on Ganker or GBAtemp or wherever, some shitter makes a YouTube video of it, it becomes a meme and is "rebalanced" out of the next patch.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Empress of light patched to ignore dodges from accessories or armor
      git gud

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      yea

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >There is no point to the second ocean since they’re the exact same biome
      interesting, I have never thought about this before
      they could have made variants like a mangrove
      or a stone cliff shore

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    No farming or cooking

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    fishing

  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    classes

  13. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    You started using Ganker and became a contrarian homosexual.

  14. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its fricking boring

    There are no clear goals at all, its just exploring and i dont fricking care because its not interesting to explore this janky ass 2D game

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only cucks need to be told how to have fun.

  15. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nerfed fun things.
    Introduced too much unnecessary shit.

    Seems like they just lost the plot.

  16. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    youre mom

  17. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    new content catering exclusively to the 1% of players min-maxxing gear stats and exploiting minecart bugs to beat 2hu-SCHMUP level of boss moronation
    game rapidly becomes grindy and unfun after you kill the Wall of Flesh.

  18. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lead dev doesn't know to quit while he's ahead, and so he keeps adding worthless shit which now includes trannies due to his spiralling twitter brain rot.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >which now includes trannies due to his spiralling twitter brain rot.
      I'm struggling to think of what you're even complaining about here, I assume either the Party Girl or the Princess since they don't get pissy during a Blood Moon
      In which case lol, lmao, Party Girl is a MLP reference so who cares and the character's whole shebang is positivity anyways, and the Princess is prepubescent like the Angler

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you have no idea what you're talking about, it might be useful to ask first instead of making up a scenario in your head for you to "beat".

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Put up or shut up, what are you angry about instead of vagueblogging

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            you dropped a vague non-complaint about "twitter brain rot" and then got even more mad when somebody else was spitballing what the absolute frick he meant by this

            >le mad
            Nice projection, you feral homosexuals.

            Okay, then what the frick did he mean by that? Where is this troony?

            You're getting body types instead of genders in 1.4.5.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Holy shit you strung us along for nearly TWO HOURS for a big bite of the nothing-burger

              Pic related is what this dipshit is "not mad" about, it's mixing-and-matching male and female heads and bodies and getting a third voice-option that's probably supposed to be nonbinary or whatever. Fricking Redditor

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I-it's just troony shit! It's n-no b-big deal! I'd totes suck g-girlwiener, it's the current year!
                And this twitterborn gigaBlack person has the audacity to call anyone else a redditor. Actually literally have a nice day.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >St-stutter p-p-p-post
                FLAMING butthole, absolutely shredded open

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're the redditor sucking "girl"wiener go back and stay there you moron.

                And yet when you jerk off to femboy crossdressing link, this is somehow fine? Or when you jerked off to femboy bridget? Let me guess, that was ironic?

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're the redditor sucking "girl"wiener go back and stay there you moron.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I-it's just troony shit! It's n-no b-big deal! I'd totes suck g-girlwiener, it's the current year!
                And this twitterborn gigaBlack person has the audacity to call anyone else a redditor. Actually literally have a nice day.

                sameBlack person mad

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >St-stutter p-p-p-post
                FLAMING butthole, absolutely shredded open

                Nah you're the only one samegayging tu eres puta

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              I can't imagine how unhinged you must be to care about something like that

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know right, it's like they're vampires and the word 'female' is their garlic.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Okay, then what the frick did he mean by that? Where is this troony?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you have no idea what you're talking about, it might be useful to ask first instead of making up a scenario in your head for you to "beat".

      you dropped a vague non-complaint about "twitter brain rot" and then got even more mad when somebody else was spitballing what the absolute frick he meant by this

  19. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    UPDATE THE FRICKING GRAPHICS

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      they did

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        NO THEY DIDNT

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      why? the game looks nice.
      That'd be like telling Nintendo to update the Yoshi's Island graphics. There's no point, the game already looks good.

  20. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    How are the devs staying afloat for all these years without releasing any new games?
    Surely everyone that wanted to play the game already bought Terraria 5+ years ago.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blame the fanbase. Devs have no reasons to evolve if people keep on sucking their dicks 5 years later.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well the obvious thing to do would be make a sequel, which is completely and totally pointless for a game that
        >still sells
        >is so fricking big that it's legendary among indie games and copycats like Starbound can but weep

  21. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was it true that the dev's girlfriend got mad taht Empressoflight got a titty mod on the mod page?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      yno

  22. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing I dislike about the game is how bosses leash to you.

  23. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything past 1.4 was a mistake

  24. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    nothing

  25. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too much mining

  26. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    i want this thread to stay alive so you can keep trying to play off that you are not angry

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I accept your concession.

  27. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hard mode is where the fun ends
    Not because it's hard but because all the natural progression is over, there's nothing left to explore besides the temple, and from there the game becomes a cycle of grinding for materials with low drop rates to make a new set to beat the next boss to unlock new drops from already existing enemies and repeat the whole thing
    all they had to do was to make a new dimension so you could still explore and find new shit

  28. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh nevermind my comment about the actual topic in OP
    chuds are busy having their daily meltdown over games having things they don't like

  29. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's more fun to play with increased world sizes

  30. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    cuckoldry

  31. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What went wrong?
    the "last patch" isn't the last patch time and time again

  32. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Killing the wall of flesh kills my drive to play the game.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Building an arena kills my drive to play the game.

  33. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically hard mode.
    Pre-HM is really comfy but once you're near the end of it, it just becomes boring

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