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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    they didn't support it as much as BL2.
    besides that, it's way better than 2.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    they learned nothing the tiny tina game is even worse

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hmmm.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It didnt reuse zer0

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good gun play
      Bad 'jokes'
      Lack of end game content

      Gunplay is good
      Comedy is not that strong
      Ending is lacking

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        *add a dang or a damn in the first line, excuse me

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least they didn't kill him.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure Zero was in the game and stopped talking in haikus because they couldn't be arsed.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just stared playing this its kinda fun

    Robot girl reminds of my clone jack build

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good gun play
    Bad 'jokes'
    Lack of end game content

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    bl3 is a very fun video game when you use dialog skip and actually get to play it instead of standing around waiting for lilith to shut the frick up.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Terrible balance on release
    Bunch of terrible nerfs
    Guardians takes down
    No real endgame on release
    The Last 2 dlc lacking in content (even if I love arms race)
    The fricking purple tree's instead of actually new vault hunter
    And the most annoying part invincibility phases
    The rarity of some prefex and the fact that noon of the Jacob legendary pistols can drop with a masher prefex
    Oh and no hyperion pistols for some reason or Maliwan launchers
    The story was never good so I don't care but the characters are more annoying than ever

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    one my favorite games. it didn't start out great and Mayhem 2.0 almost killed the game but thankfully by Mayhem 11 and the mostly great DLCs it ended up being great

    Moze alone makes if the best BL game.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Moze seems nice. Rootty tootty shooty turret classes are best.
      Pity I won't play it any time soon.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >talk to Lilith
    >can't progress until dialogue is over
    >terrible writing
    >can't change language in the game settings
    >shotguns STILL suck
    That's all I can think of.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shotguns STILL suck
      In what fricking world are you living in ? Shotguns are some of best weapon in the series?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        In 1 they were the best, in 2 they were sad, in 3 they're still sad.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          in 3 they are pretty good
          you cant really look at endgame in any of the game except for 1 because they are moronic and require builds for you to play comfortably

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shotguns still su-ACK

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Borderlands 2 was so popular back when I was in middle school. 3 had no cultural impact.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Revolvers not being a class of their own is dogshit. They killed the hot siren. Majority of legendary weapons were useless.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want dual wielding.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How about Burch hate thread instead? He's responsible for turning the setting into le wacky joke with strong feminists, BL3 writers just doubled down on it.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anthony Burch wrote the series into a corner. Made a bunch of moronic lore. Has his sister's character be the most influential. Killed off characters and made the series more PC despite the fact its about psychos and murderers.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      just move the franchise towards bandit shenanigans in space
      ez fix plus you can move to more sci-fi weapons like laser guns and beam swords

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not only was it terrible, but it has done massive damage to the franchise, There probably won't be a 4, it was so bad they had to take an Epic deal.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Taking an Epic deal with an AAA game is a sign you alienated the core fanbase so hard they knew they would lose money.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't Epic used to be good once?

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >enjoy doing all the side quests while i play
    >end up severely overleveled by the end of the story and DLC becomes largely a joke
    i fricking wish they would just implement a setting you could check where everything in the game would scale with your level to fix this moronic issue. the workarounds for when to do playthroughs 2, 2.5, 3, DLC are so convoluted that it makes no sense for the average user. multiple re-releases and they still haven't solved this yet

    i still enjoy the series and the reddit writing is wholesome, in a weird way. but i still have major gripes with how it handles itself when there are other video-games vying for my time when i dont want to do another replay just to challenge myself for once with a character i've never played as before

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did ..didn't you notice the mayhem levels?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh sorry i forgot to mention i wasn't talking about Borderlands 3, but the OP said borderlands thread so i wanted to talk about the other games. still, i would rather mayhem be unlocked from the start of a fresh playthrough, because it still has the problem where the game is trivial the entire first playthrough.

        but i suppose it's just how the series is and my b***hing is dumb, alas a boy can b***h.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Okay kinda understandable

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's alright, don't beat yourself over it.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They will never show the destroyer's true form, will they?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick the destroyer lat move on

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Let's *

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kinda hard, he keeps the whole plot alive. Seeing a proper representation of hypercorp combat chucklefrickery and some intriguing plot would be nice, but I'll doubt they will make that.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything.
    They didn't even bother making porn for that game. There's like less than 250 images and half are shitty futa.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's actually for the best. Say no to the porn menace.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The porn is a symptom. If a game is somewhat good, it'll exist.
        Overwatch 2 sucked fat wiener and it has more porn than BL3. Hell, RAGE has more.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >borderlands 3 bad and unplayable because LE WRITING
    >even though nobody plays diabolikes for the story
    >even though 2 jumped those sharks long ago
    >even though my barometer for good WRITING is soulsborne because its MATURE like ME
    >the writing turns the 11/10 lootsplosion dopamine factory game into a 0/10!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine unironically defending borderlands writing. i dont even care if you're baiting just have a nice day

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not good, but it's not terrible either.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've seen straight to DVD horror movies with better writing than BL3. Better humor too, even if it's unintentional. They somehow made Anthony Burch look good in comparison and Butt Stallion look like comedic gold. I genuinely feel bad for the programmers who had to attach their work to this shit. Though I do question why they keep adding vehicles and large empty chunks of map to support them, or if anyone actually does enjoy using them.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            DVD horror movies? Heh, I recall there's some fake movie making group called Asylum. Never watched but heard some things. But I digress.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Blowing up ocean was funny
        Spoon was funny
        Bl1 scooter was funny
        Bl3 grandpa escort was funny
        Torgue is a legend
        Many other examples, sorry im not a joyless polbrained Gankerermin like you who considers telling trannies to die to be peak comedy

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    whomst are you quoting

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every person who has ever discussed bl3 except me

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    this was a tencent store exclusive so no one bought it on PC

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was "exclusive" for like 3 months lmao

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >havent played since around the time it launched
    >had gotten to max level at the time with zane and amara
    >replay it recently
    >playing as zane
    >literally every single thing, including bosses, die in seconds
    also was enemy level scaling a thing at launch cause i dont remember that. regardless though i am curious if they made the game easier or if they just buffed the ever living frick out of zane which i know that they did but this much?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >also was enemy level scaling a thing at launch cause i dont remember that.
      when i played it in 2020 it was the same as every other bl game. first pt caps around level 30-ish, second around 50-ish, and so on. i dont think bl3 had a pt3 (yet)

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game sucks because the weapons suck. BL1 still had all the most useful weapons.

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gameplay is mich better than 2, audio and music is godlike, it's quite nice visually, but the story and writing is literally the worst I've ever seen. This game is genuinely unplayable without setting dialogue volume to 0 and removing the cutscenes.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Soulsborne wiki moderator and considers soulsborne to be the peak of fiction in every way possible

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        it must genuinely be sad spending your free time posting like this

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Better than being a soulsborne drone

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Millenial Writing

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >millennials
      Anyone notice how everytime americans frick it up they always try to find a demographic to blame that's everything BUT americans?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >asmongoy
        >assmangay
        Literally unwatchable videos, dude has the mental faculties of meth brain fried junky

        [...]
        You can tell it's an American because Americans are very low IQ and always just post a several hour long video of someone's opinion because they can't form their own

        Found the millenial writers lmao

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not a writer, and I honestly think the concept of a videogame writer is moronic because plot has no place in videogames, but this is just another case of Americans trying to take the blame off themselves.

          They also tend to do it with race, if a white american does some stupid shit the americans go
          >L-LOOK AT WHAT WHITES DO
          They'll always try to find a group to blame except the nationality, even though that one is the one that's shared among all failures of today.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >if a white american does some stupid shit the americans go
            >the americans
            Pardon me, but even with all outright satirical data in the net, that sounds rather hard to believe.
            Sure, I heard others call Americans immature, but surely...?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >asmongoy
      >assmangay
      Literally unwatchable videos, dude has the mental faculties of meth brain fried junky

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >millennials
      Anyone notice how everytime americans frick it up they always try to find a demographic to blame that's everything BUT americans?

      You can tell it's an American because Americans are very low IQ and always just post a several hour long video of someone's opinion because they can't form their own

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >comes out several years late
    >it's literally the same shit as BL2

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Games with much worse writing than Borderlands 3

    Soulsborne
    Last of us
    High on life
    Resident evil
    Trails of cold steel
    Doom
    Muv luv alternative
    The medium
    All sonics
    All english developed visual novels
    The quiet man
    Castlevania lords of shadow
    Duke nukem

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bloodborne was fine. Best souls game.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    tried getting back intoit for some easy dopamine and having to run around jump around waiting for sequences to end killed it even with me blasting 4000bpm breakcore at 3200decibles frick mme c**t such a slow start only to give u 5 legendaries by lvl10 its moronic

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish bl3 was harder. I got to mayham 11 pretty fast and my digi clone still one shots everything.

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