Think there's a decent argument they're celebrating Marika's/The Golden Order's downfall. They seem to worship or work for the Godskin (who warred with her) at the top of the hill and they're dancing around what looks like a depiction of Marika's cruciform icon
yeah if youre an autist and do mental gymnastics. the level designer put them there because theyre cultists that have gone mad and have all started dancing and theres a godskin just dicking around at the top as a surprise shenanigans for the player. its not that deep.
clear cut case of devs doing random cool shit, not explaining it and then having amateur videogame anthropologists craft complex explanations for it for the rest of their lives. I mean seriously, think about it again and then tell yourself whoever made it had ideas that complex in mind when making it
m8 there's a ghost sitting right there that talks about them flaying skin, there's no gymnastics going on here
i swear some of you frickers are just coping that you don't notice shit other people do
yeah if youre an autist and do mental gymnastics. the level designer put them there because theyre cultists that have gone mad and have all started dancing and theres a godskin just dicking around at the top as a surprise shenanigans for the player. its not that deep.
clear cut case of devs doing random cool shit, not explaining it and then having amateur videogame anthropologists craft complex explanations for it for the rest of their lives. I mean seriously, think about it again and then tell yourself whoever made it had ideas that complex in mind when making it
The ghost talk about how the women skinned him and the godskin apostles wear the skin of marikas kin.
Only problem is, as far as I remember it was a nobleman ghost and not a marika kin, these white lanky ones.
>he didn't beat the game and go into full autism scan mode looking at weapon and armor models for hours reading descriptions and watch even bigger autists analyze virtual rock formations for a deeper understanding of the lore
fricking casuals
The internet indoctrinated me so much that seeing a israelite makes me feel so disconnected as a human being that I stare into their eyes and I legitimately don't view them as fellow humans anymore
> 10 hours of youtuber lore sperg later > "well you see the grass placement in this area has a texture filter only otherwise seen in farum azula, which fromsoft clearly intended to demonstrate the long and rich continued lineage the dancing maidens of windmill land had with the ancient dragons"
I am already using a cracked version, OS just shit itself one day and I had to to boot it through safe mode, it corrupted tons of my files because I had to essentially reinstall it
I already used my activator but it doesn't allow me to activate the OS
and it doesn't bother me much anyway
FRICKING TREE SENTINEL PIECE OF SHIT. I leveled by health up to 15 and he’s still fricking me raw. GIVE ME MY LIGHTNING SPELLS MIYAZAKI MY CHARACTER IS WEAK AND I WAS JUST GANGBANGED IN A CRYSTAL MINE BY SOME HOBGOBLINS AFTER I WAS TELEPORTED FROM A RAT NEST. What the frick is a faith melee build supposed to do early game
someone told a really funny joke
they saw the build you were putting together and it made them laugh
my faith/dex build isn't funny
Think there's a decent argument they're celebrating Marika's/The Golden Order's downfall. They seem to worship or work for the Godskin (who warred with her) at the top of the hill and they're dancing around what looks like a depiction of Marika's cruciform icon
the deepest lore
Souls games ain't that deep motherfrickers just can't or won't read or apply context clues. ER even less so.
I like that take since otherwise it just so happened to be Midsommer and they're doing their celebration before all the skinning
yeah if youre an autist and do mental gymnastics. the level designer put them there because theyre cultists that have gone mad and have all started dancing and theres a godskin just dicking around at the top as a surprise shenanigans for the player. its not that deep.
clear cut case of devs doing random cool shit, not explaining it and then having amateur videogame anthropologists craft complex explanations for it for the rest of their lives. I mean seriously, think about it again and then tell yourself whoever made it had ideas that complex in mind when making it
how would have you done it instead as to make it more subtle and nuanced?
m8 there's a ghost sitting right there that talks about them flaying skin, there's no gymnastics going on here
i swear some of you frickers are just coping that you don't notice shit other people do
A HINT TO WHAT THE BOSS IS? OH NO I NEED A 45 MINUTE LORE VIDEO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The ghost talk about how the women skinned him and the godskin apostles wear the skin of marikas kin.
Only problem is, as far as I remember it was a nobleman ghost and not a marika kin, these white lanky ones.
>he didn't beat the game and go into full autism scan mode looking at weapon and armor models for hours reading descriptions and watch even bigger autists analyze virtual rock formations for a deeper understanding of the lore
fricking casuals
>anti-fromsoft circle jerk hitting <70 IQ levels
The blue festive set literally has the black flame rune on the back anon...
No blacks near sight
The internet indoctrinated me so much that seeing a israelite makes me feel so disconnected as a human being that I stare into their eyes and I legitimately don't view them as fellow humans anymore
> 10 hours of youtuber lore sperg later
> "well you see the grass placement in this area has a texture filter only otherwise seen in farum azula, which fromsoft clearly intended to demonstrate the long and rich continued lineage the dancing maidens of windmill land had with the ancient dragons"
Dude why don't you at least use a windows activator? It takes less than 2 mins to download a cracked version.
I am already using a cracked version, OS just shit itself one day and I had to to boot it through safe mode, it corrupted tons of my files because I had to essentially reinstall it
I already used my activator but it doesn't allow me to activate the OS
and it doesn't bother me much anyway
>using a cracked version
>not just using the official installer straight from MS and an activator
wtf are you doing anon
You can literally fix that with a command prompt stop being dumb
I tried that already and it just pops up again after some time
I was joking, calm down moron
Why is everything so weird and cursed in Elden ring?
Sophisticated fromsoft writing. Everyone is a zombie, kills on sight and occassionally laughs madly.
The Erdtree was an inside job.
I just started a faith/melee build for first playthrough and am getting raped by tree sentinel. How do I become a lightning god and rape him back?
upgrade your weapon to +5 or so if you're having difficult time
I raped him with the blood slash ashes of war which is incredibly OP
We dont know.
It’s a From Software Trade Secret.
Only people like replaying the corridor 40 times know the answer.
its based on the dancing plague of 1518 which was most likely an entire village drugged out of their mind due to fungi polluted grains
it's not, it's a midsommar reference with a boss fight at the top of the hill. frick off
y not both
They are GEQ worshippers, so they are literally celebrating Death
I can't be the only one who called this place
>Feminist Village
At the homosexuals who spent countless hours trying to decipher why they were dancing and laughing.
FRICKING TREE SENTINEL PIECE OF SHIT. I leveled by health up to 15 and he’s still fricking me raw. GIVE ME MY LIGHTNING SPELLS MIYAZAKI MY CHARACTER IS WEAK AND I WAS JUST GANGBANGED IN A CRYSTAL MINE BY SOME HOBGOBLINS AFTER I WAS TELEPORTED FROM A RAT NEST. What the frick is a faith melee build supposed to do early game
they were laughning at (You) for not activating windows, sir