What were they THINKING?!?!

What were they THINKING?!?!

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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    They were thinking BIG BIRD wiener

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tendies will pay $60 for a game with PS2 graphics
    OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wish modern games had PS2 graphics and visuals.

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    They were thinking AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >200% MAD

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    They were thinking it would be kino
    They were right

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      this

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's about time there was a consequence for Samus' insane train wreck of a genetic code.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >mutt girl is Ganker queen
      Face it, world. Amerimutts won.

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    what happened

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      After the final fight in Dread Samus' Metroid DNA fully manifests itself allowing her to drain energy from the big bad. This happening works within the story given the events of Fusion. I assume most people have issues with the execution rather than the outcome.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        people love it, the ones crying about it are trolls and shitposters

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >They were thinking it would be kino
    >They were right

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nice argument

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    "No! I must kill the metroids," Samus shouted!
    Adam said "No, Samus. You are the metroids."
    And then, Samus was a jellyfish.

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I never played a Metroid game, and I dont care about spoilers.
    What is the issue with that pic/scene?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing, it was great.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      the player gets a samus fake-out death and she wakes up screaming and attacking the guy who was about to kill her. and then it's her in the big room where she fought the boss and all she is doing is screaming without catching a breath as if some Hispanic who thinks dragon ball z power up scenes are the most epic thing ever made this game

      oh wait

      and anyways, the scene cuts between her nonstop screaming and the exterior of the ship she is in crashing down to the surface. and when the ship is in the scene, you don't hear her scream, but as soon as it cuts to her action cutscene in the room, she's screaming. it literally is just

      >AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
      >*music*
      >AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
      >*music
      >AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

      it's fricking comical. it's like a spongebob gag but it's being played straight. a fitting joke of a climax to a joke of a game.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >snoy coping

        enjoy your christmas game releases bro

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          enjoy the 4 hours, worst metroid yet :^)

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        now i regret playing the game muted

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          why would you ever do that
          videogames are an audio-visual medium
          playing with muted audio is like watching a movie with a blindfold on

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        go cry to the last of us beginning for the 20th time, estrogentile snoyboy.

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Metroid samus is really hot
    Think her pussy succs too

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did Raven Beak stick his dick in Samus?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      He has cloaca

  13. 3 years ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
  14. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"Lets go as far in the opposite direction from Other M as possible."
    Bless em.

  15. 3 years ago
    Anonymous
  16. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thread theme: https://youtu.be/rvrZJ5C_Nwg?t=128

  17. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick this was fantastic I didn't think Nintendo had the balls
    Straight up invoking DOOM

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Straight up invoking DOOM

      It is invoking nu-doom. but that isn't at all the compliment you think it is, moron.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off zoomer, your larping as a grizzled boomer is embarassing.

  18. 3 years ago
    Anonymous
  19. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are we going to see another Samus Super Saiyan transformation in the next game?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      it'll probably be like a devil trigger

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      idk how they'll de-power her for the next one

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the next game is a training arc to teach her how to control her new super transformation

        Nintendo......

  20. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    UNTIL IT'S DONE

  21. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    The cutscene animation is noticeably shitty most of the time in Dread.

  22. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did the Quiet Robe X parasite help Samus out at the end?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      chozo can gain control of themselves under x infection

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