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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bri'ish

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man, I completely forgot that those games were a thing.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely believe that one anon was being moronic not knowing that. If it said [serve him a glass] and still ended up hitting him then yeah I'd see it.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >...
    When is [Remain Silent] ever the wrong option in games with dialog choices?
    Can't think of a single time.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >are you trans?
      >....
      fallout new vegas

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Samegay streetshitter. Indian range and when?

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hated Fallout 4 just putting sarcastic as a response. It usually meant yes to most interactions but occasionally using sarcastic would make your character say no and mess you up

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Litereally only Americans had this problem
    Y'all to scared to glass a c**t

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      New Englanders didn't have this problem either. Glassing someone has always meant violence.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I made the original [Glass him] thread. I am not American. I am actually responsible for quite a few ancient maymays that are posted on Ganker. You could say I'm a master memer.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I made the original [Glass him] thread.
        no you didn't

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I did.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            i don't believe you and you're very gay

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why would I lie about it? It's not like you're going to suck my wiener if it's true.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Link it in the archive please.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              How the frick would I know where to find it in the archive? I don't remember the original wording I used in the OP. I just remember that it got a lot of (you)s and that I made it immediately after the episode came out and I played it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >just trust me ok?! How can you believe me??? Well... because I said you can!!!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't give a shit if you trust me.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Whatever fake meme claimer. Yawn, boring.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Even if I provided you with the original post, what the frick would that prove? That I can find it in the archive? Can only the person that made the original post find it?

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i knew what that meant and i'm american born in '85
    not sure how everyone else is so freakin stupid to think that meant "get him a glass to drink from"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      because moments ago, you were having a pleasant and heartfelt conversation. then your schizo wolfman "glasses" him for no reason

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I played along as long as i could.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you made the choice

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          no I made the cjoice to buy him a beer,

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            there is nowhere in the world that uses that as a euphemism for buying someone a drink.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              exactly

              no I made the cjoice to buy him a beer,

              see

              i knew what that meant and i'm american born in '85
              not sure how everyone else is so freakin stupid to think that meant "get him a glass to drink from"

              >stupid to think that meant "get him a glass to drink from"
              i also don't get why people are STILL so mad about this... just be like oh i learned something new

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you're going just off that screenshot you're right, however in context they'd just had a long heartfelt conversation about how you're both depressed and their conflict has been stupid and pointless and how they should be just living out what life they have left in peace
      It's easy to not even consider smashing his had in is a possibility at that point in the conversation

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        except one of the options literally "smash a glass in the fricker's face"

        if it said punch him would you think he was going to offer him some delicious fruit punch?

        glass him means smash a glass in his face
        you (and alot of others tbf) picked the smash a glass in his face option after that conversation

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Most rational people were ttrying to give him a beer, not ape out for no reason.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            then don't pick smash a glass in his face as your response

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    that their players weren't idiots, obviously.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the best ending the one where you tell everyone to frick off?

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    mfw i legit love these choose your own adventure type games and wish TT got a bunch more tv show licenses to play around with as they developed their choices system

    specifically a TNG or Hercules/Xena or Quantum Leap but pick any 80s/90s television / cartoon / movie and i think it could have worked well

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The reason most americans didn't/don't know what it means to "glass" someone is because americans get their education from hollywood, and hollywood doesn't often make an actual mention of "glassing" someone. It either occurs or it doesn't, and thus most americans don't know.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whiskey

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >[Gas Him]

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't know, i thought it meant to turn him into glass.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >[give him a fanny pack]
    >[pound his ass]
    >[puff on a gay]

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      lel

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      In bongland doesn’t fanny mean vegana?

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You smash a glass over his head did you pick that, right? What else could someone assume that means?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      apparently people think it's
      >Hey barkeep! Glass. Him. Now

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what happens if you pick one of the other three options?

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao yanks are so dependent on guns that they don’t have slang for using improvised weaponry

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody really thought it meant anything other than to shank him with a glass bottle right?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      apparently everyone wanted to forgive him and buy him a beer like a bunch of slack jawed homosexuals

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not eating
      gay

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    In Bongistan, I assume getting a pint glass to the face is a very common occurrence if "glass him" has a specific meaning.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being assaulted over literally anything in a pub is so common that my body engages it’s fight or flight instinct upon seeing an overweight man in his late 40’s

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