>What what you say to Gaben if you met him IRL?
I've run into him a few times (he lives in the same town as me and it's a pretty small town, only like 15k people), but i've never had the inclination to actually talk to him.
He just seems sad honestly, he's always alone, in all the years he's been here i've never seen him with his family etc, I get the impression that all his success has well and truly isolated him and I feel like *any* interaction he has with others is other people just wanting something from him, or just wanting to rub shoulders with him for their own five minutes of fame.
Shits gotta be tiring and I figure the respectful thing to do is just let the c**t live his life.
I saw Gaben at a grocery store in Seattle yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>what I would say to GabeN
You're a c**t for turning games into a service, i hope you die falling off your treadmill and your wife sells off the company to tencent cause at least then people won't be under the illusion that steam isn't just a giant fricking scam that nose dived gaming into consumer homosexualry.
Also i hope you have nightmares about freeman bashing your skull in with three different crowbars. Frick you.
It did it for MMOs which by nature is forced to exist in an ecosystem like a service, so the change was inevitable for anything online like that. They did some shit that shifted the needle but steam was the one that popularised you no longer owning a license but a subscription to a license.
>muh physical
You're a brainlet who doesnt know what he's talking about. Plenty of Steam games lack any and all DRM and only have the built-in steam API for overlay interfacing and other features, and that can easily be removed. DRMs are enforced by the publishers and developers, not distribution platforms.
>possession is 9/10ths homosexual
You think that even without DRM which is only like 4 percent of games on steam anyway. The fact is if they remove the license for any reason, your copy is illegal, and seeing as you gave them the thumbs up to put spyware on your computer, this shit can phone home and suddenly you've either got to give up what you thought you paid for, or risk jail and fines.
You're literally a goalpost moving homosexual who is a living example of Dunning Kruger effect. This isn't just about DRM. It's about license ownership and game ownership. >save pc gaming
Oh, you're a fanboi moron. No wonder the obvious is lost on you.
It's literally only about DRM and you're a mentally ill homosexual. Publishers enforce license-restricting DRM because they can and they do it both through physical and digital distribution. Your comfy days of "owning" video games on disks are over, because even the disks now can lock you out if they want to. And none of that has anything to do with steam, it doesn't enforce any DRM at all.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Ah miss the old comfy times where i put the disc inside and then get cucked because the disc was scratched and i could not play anymore.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>is not about DRM, it's about licensing >"hurr durr it's only about drm"
No, that's just you being a dumb c**t and having no idea what you're talking about or even refuting my points so you just try to change the subject.
Frick off you dumb c**t.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>no argument
I accept your concession.
8 months ago
Anonymous
You're literally just saying what I said, so you're too moronic to even think of your own shit. Only I would never accept your concession when that would risk you not continuing to open your mouth and prove beyond a doubt that you are a dumb c**t.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>still no argument
Cry more, dumb Black person
8 months ago
Anonymous
>shows up, >says nothing of consequence about a different subject >Claims success
Take your meds.
I think i would ask him if working with gayming like that reduced the enjoyment he gets from games. Did he even play video games before becoming a dev?
You screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like you said you would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.
Imagine
Nothing, why would I care about meeting him?
He's cute. So is Gaben. What's his name?
Hey Gaben, check out my new business idea, it's called FISTS AS A SERVICE
hey its that fat steam santa looking homosexual >point and laugh
how would non-gamers react to this pic lol
they wouldn't even know who gaben is.
that's the point he was making you moron
I don't think I could get a word in edgewise with him rolling around so fast, perhaps I would offer a humble doff of the cap to the old rascal
I ask him for a Strange Unusual Golden Pan
why are they making a bell pepper shape with thair hands like that
>tags: fat ugly bastard, cumflation, age gap
Holy frick is that actually him? Did he really lose that much weight?
Good on him if so.
w-where's gaben's other hand?
Check under your foreskin
>foreskin
I'm not a third worlder
>he got israelited and is aggressive about it
many such cases
reminder skinlets are on the fbi register
>self genital mutilation
>not third world
Americans are delusional as always
I read that in Wesker's voice
I'd teach him how to count to 3
How has he not been accused of rape yet?
he looks creepy af
>What what you say to Gaben if you met him IRL?
I've run into him a few times (he lives in the same town as me and it's a pretty small town, only like 15k people), but i've never had the inclination to actually talk to him.
He just seems sad honestly, he's always alone, in all the years he's been here i've never seen him with his family etc, I get the impression that all his success has well and truly isolated him and I feel like *any* interaction he has with others is other people just wanting something from him, or just wanting to rub shoulders with him for their own five minutes of fame.
Shits gotta be tiring and I figure the respectful thing to do is just let the c**t live his life.
AI post
>please don't die
He's wearing shorts and why are they at a hotel?
I would beg him for $5 million
I'd punch him in the face for ruining gaming.
I saw Gaben at a grocery store in Seattle yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Thanks for stealing my teenage years away from me. Not like I wanted to learn how to talk to girls or anything.
It's weird to remember that he's just like some dad nowadays.
thank goodness he lost weight
>Every court needs a jester!
I'll yell when I punch him in the liver
Can I please have $1000
>what I would say to GabeN
You're a c**t for turning games into a service, i hope you die falling off your treadmill and your wife sells off the company to tencent cause at least then people won't be under the illusion that steam isn't just a giant fricking scam that nose dived gaming into consumer homosexualry.
Also i hope you have nightmares about freeman bashing your skull in with three different crowbars. Frick you.
>you're a c**t for turning games into a service
Wasn't that World of Wowcraft?
It did it for MMOs which by nature is forced to exist in an ecosystem like a service, so the change was inevitable for anything online like that. They did some shit that shifted the needle but steam was the one that popularised you no longer owning a license but a subscription to a license.
>steam was the one that popularised you no longer owning a license but a subscription to a license.
Yeah I can see that, agreed
>muh physical
You're a brainlet who doesnt know what he's talking about. Plenty of Steam games lack any and all DRM and only have the built-in steam API for overlay interfacing and other features, and that can easily be removed. DRMs are enforced by the publishers and developers, not distribution platforms.
I'd thank him for saving PC gaming.
>possession is 9/10ths homosexual
You think that even without DRM which is only like 4 percent of games on steam anyway. The fact is if they remove the license for any reason, your copy is illegal, and seeing as you gave them the thumbs up to put spyware on your computer, this shit can phone home and suddenly you've either got to give up what you thought you paid for, or risk jail and fines.
You're literally a goalpost moving homosexual who is a living example of Dunning Kruger effect. This isn't just about DRM. It's about license ownership and game ownership.
>save pc gaming
Oh, you're a fanboi moron. No wonder the obvious is lost on you.
It's literally only about DRM and you're a mentally ill homosexual. Publishers enforce license-restricting DRM because they can and they do it both through physical and digital distribution. Your comfy days of "owning" video games on disks are over, because even the disks now can lock you out if they want to. And none of that has anything to do with steam, it doesn't enforce any DRM at all.
Ah miss the old comfy times where i put the disc inside and then get cucked because the disc was scratched and i could not play anymore.
>is not about DRM, it's about licensing
>"hurr durr it's only about drm"
No, that's just you being a dumb c**t and having no idea what you're talking about or even refuting my points so you just try to change the subject.
Frick off you dumb c**t.
>no argument
I accept your concession.
You're literally just saying what I said, so you're too moronic to even think of your own shit. Only I would never accept your concession when that would risk you not continuing to open your mouth and prove beyond a doubt that you are a dumb c**t.
>still no argument
Cry more, dumb Black person
>shows up,
>says nothing of consequence about a different subject
>Claims success
Take your meds.
i love you, santa claus
id empty his balls dry
Show him a couple tech deck tricks.
You mean Gay Ben?
Oh my god, are you Gaben?
I think i would ask him if working with gayming like that reduced the enjoyment he gets from games. Did he even play video games before becoming a dev?
wikipedia says one of his biggest inspirations was mario 64 but literally anyone who likes vidya likes that game
Well he is old, i am sure that at his time Mario 64 was peak gaming. Even today its pretty fun.
He plays games regularly. He recently said in an interview that he plays ffxiv with his son on the 'eck. Before that he was a wow player.
he has like 2k hours in dota iirc
Imagine the shitter you are flaming on your team is GabeN
That thing better have a hairy snatch.
I'd ask him why the Steam Deck still isn't available in Australia and NZ
Realistically i'd probably say something along the lines of :
>Hey, thanks for the games gabe!
>no problem man!
>Now make half life 3 already!
You screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like you said you would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.
Haha, looking forward to the next mainline Half-Life game in Source 2 haha thank you for the work you do Mr. 'ben.
He would mating press you on the spot if you said it like that.
"i hope it was worth the weight"
>HEY GABEN, THINK FAST!
Then I throw a beercan on his head.
I'd tie him to a chair, and mercilessly beat him with a crowbar until the guarantees HL3 will come out in a timely fashion
Thanks my drilla
>make sure that your company never goes public
wtf gabe she looks like a minor.
“Hey, you’re part of the Redmond-based molecular gastronomy diaspora — what’s new and cool in food?”
Ask him to cum on my ‘eck
NO MORE HATS
FAT israelite
h-half life 3?
Steam isn't actually good, and people only worship you because they are immature losers.
my stummy hurt
He carried that weight
I would say HEDGES AND CLIPPERS AND HEDGES AND CLIPPERS BE THEREREEEEE