What will it take to make you play FFXIV?

What will it take to make you play FFXIV?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hrothgals.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This
      I wouldn't mind if they were even beefier than Males, but for the love of frick if they're alternate Miqo'tes I'm going to lose it

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        As long as they don't look like moronic fridge shaped hunchback furBlack person mutants like the males do

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          They are going to be either femroe or fem highlander with cat ears

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Garlean expansion

      Mein neger

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If they end up good looking I'll make the switch, I've still never used the free fanta that you get at the end of ARR and I have a 2nd from some digital deluxe version of one of the expansions. Worst case scenario I just go back to being a thighlander

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What will it take to make you play FFXIV?
    total troon death

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      bump

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aren't several back to back Shtola threads asking this a bit much anon?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP has to post his daily 14 thread hit bump limit apparently.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    shitola is such a garbage ugly poorly written character lol

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Offline. The community is a bunch of dirtbags.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll play again if you stop making threads on Ganker.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Higan Shigan and Majestic Manderville Samurai Blade update where Hissatsu Senei actually uses the second sword instead of using the fricking scabbard with the second sword still attached.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why haven't they done this?
      Can someone explain?
      Isn't it highly requested? Would add so much fricking immersion - I understand capital hubs being seperate but there is NO REASON why the rest of the game is.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        GPT BOT

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          HEIR TO THE CUM THRONE

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This was meant for

        Redesign the entire world so I can travel from one zone to the next on foot without loading.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Redesign the entire world so I can travel from one zone to the next on foot without loading.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're essentially asking for hidden loading screens, because even with "DA POWER OF DA SSD" both of the modern consoles with games fully designed for their storage can't be completely seamless.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        world of warcraft did it decades ago

        ffxiv has zones with load screens because the original game was designed to run on a literal PS3

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          WoW was made using literal sorcery and cocaine-infused lines of code. To this day multiple parts of WoW are so utterly fricked code-wise that even modern tech can't undo the tangles of digital snakes without causing irreparable damage to the rest of the game.
          WoW was literally built different.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lineage 2 in 2003 had a massive world with 0 loading screens. There's no excuse for modern games to have small zones with loading screens in-between.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          There is none and it's something I used to complain about, but you just accept Square is lazy as frick and it's how the game is. The world feels boxed in with the boundary walls but it's the design choice they chose.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why haven't they done this?
      Can someone explain?
      Isn't it highly requested? Would add so much fricking immersion - I understand capital hubs being seperate but there is NO REASON why the rest of the game is.

      >bro, just redo the ENTIRE map with no real benefit

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        the benefit is making a better game and a more immersive world

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          if i can get immersed in janky, loading-riddled bullshit from the early 2000s you can get immersed with loading screens that are no longer than 3 seconds on an SSD

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          the excessive work needed wouldn't be worth the very minimal return

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          nothing immersive about being able to run across a continent in 5 minutes. Loadscreens that imply traversing some large but unexplored region are more realistic. Open world games are zoomerslop

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Z-zoomer
            >excusing a lobby game
            moron MMO boomers only remember vast open worlds for MMO or have you forgotten that it was a novelty exclusive to MMOs before your kind convinced Ubisoft to go all in on it?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              ffxi. phoney

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i actually don't want this. Le open world meme is a huge trap and only ends up making the world feel small.
      The problem is you can never make game environments as large as they are irl, if everything is seamless, suddenly you have to rationalize why it's possible to walk across an entire continent in 5 minutes and so on. When you have loadscreens your mind gets to fill in the gaps and your imagination is way better than anything they can put in game.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What a remarkably horrible opinion.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah playing diablo 4 made me realize what a trap open worlds are in themepark games. It makes the theme park nature of the world so obvious and completely kills any sense of scale.
          There's a reason the only part of wow people are nostalgic for is the vanilla leveling stretch. Once you get flying mounts it obliterates any sense of immersion.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I agree. The segmented world is capable of having a better sense of scale. Shouldn’t happen in fricking cities though

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            FFXIV doesn't have good scale despite being segmented into zones with a loading screen between them. And flying being an expected thing and designing zones around that will always result in lacklustre zones, unless you attach some sort of mechanical depth to it like in GW2 and DF.
            A seamless open-world that you can't easily skip or fly over will almost always be better than small zones with flying.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              It also resulted in every zone being the exact same where you unlock half of it with an obnoxious landmass blocking you from the other half until you come back later.

              This game is so formulaic it hurts.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I just wish they'd drop aether currents already

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                They serve no purpose but to waste your time, especially since the last one is given in the quest where you leave the zone

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >coping this hard to defend a shit world design
        Lmao

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus Christ bro, this is some next level moronation, get well soon

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fox girl race

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Started playing the free trial yesterday. Currently a level 16 monk / level 1 black mage. Anyone wanna play? I'm on chaos - omega.
    Not being able to even talk sucks ass.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    More compelling/interesting combat? I dunno I'm a shadowbab but even I'm getting a bit tired of how samey the jobs feel. It's kind of sad that the only changes I can imagine happening are ones to make it even simpler (and not in a good way like the PvP reworks).
    Improve the character physics so it feels more like you're controlling a character and not moving a token on a board.
    A solo instance with you and Y'shtola where you fill her up with aether until she explodes non lethally
    Maybe more interesting dungeon designs, idk

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    post that hilarious third worlder webm of her smashing shit with a childishly oversized ass.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    bring back crystal mommy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      BUILT for hugs and cuddling.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like franktonius?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Superdead and gone never to be seen again except in flashbacks or if she shows up in Elpis again for some reason.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >or if she shows up in Elpis again for some reason.
        I find it hard to believe WoL wouldn't immediately go back to Elpis to tell her "Hey Venat, it worked, you and your friends are gonna suffer a frickton for it and it will piss off a bunch of internet autists with too much free time but it did work, you can feel slightly better about it now".

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bring back the old ffxiv circa 2016.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably someone coming over and sucking my dick untill i'm satisfied.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    will they ever make healers fun?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on what you mean by "fun" because I like Sage
      If you mean DPS-level complexity lol no, not unless it's a new healer job's entire gimmick, and even then Sage's gimmick seems to be it's the "combat-ready" healer

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never, anon. We finally saw what CBU3's longgame goal is with FF16: No party, only one class, cooldown based, gear just being straight upgrades and accesories having close to zero impact on gameplay. Give them enough time and they will slowly and surely boil down every role like healers, then melt them together into "Adventurer" so they dont have to any work in job design and claim the game is balanced.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This post was written with the help of pharmaceuticals.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      not with how they design boss encounters and while still supporting consoles

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        nothing's really stopping them from merging a few useless low-level spells and adding another dps spell though, except maybe laziness.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    new expansion with blitzball minigame or a major graphics overhaul.
    I don't think they're going to do a major graphics overhaul.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      We already know they're going to do a major-ish graphics overhaul.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know they're going to do a graphics overhaul
        I don't think it's going to be worth anything.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then you're silly, because what was already shown was pretty promising for "one month's work." It's even lived in thread trolls' heads without paying rent.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't mind if you screencap and call it out a year from now. I'll be happy if it actually is great but I don't think it will be.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            The game doesn't have graphics problem (not even considering the fact everyone has theri game giga modded, including raiders, the people who actually play the game)
            The game is dead.
            That's the problem.
            There is nothing to do in it. Even for us hardcore raiders.
            And the second problem is (you) and your homosexual behaviour which is pretty standard for fanbase of this visual novel

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't need to listen to somebody that slums Twitter for viera porn.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I never expected somebody moronic like yourself to be able to judge or receive information in the first place.
                You are trash at the game.
                (you) me when you stop having anxiety attacks from having people talk about you in limsa and u pull your first pink giga troony

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >posts gigantic modbeast

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                No one asked troony. You are nobody.
                Go do your "daily roulette" you fricking homosexual lmao

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                See

                Cumming into this cat until she bursts like a water balloon.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You will never be a female

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                you will never be funny

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                There is no joke here. Seek help.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cumming into this cat until she bursts like a water balloon.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                *smooch*

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              EW postpatch cycle has been like F- tier content wise. What the frick have they been doing? The ultimates were good and this tier was decent but man it's been pretty bad with how half assed everything else has been.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >le epic grafix overhaul
        >still looks worse than my reshade filters
        Definitely frick off, either they rework the WHOLE game for 7.0 and actually make it fun to play or I'm never subbing again.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          here's your actual graphix overhaul homosexual

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous
  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    6.5

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    9/10 times ink blue looks better than soot black

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate that I can only get AF armor-like colors with the "general-purpose" vivid dyes.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am I the only one who misses the filler turns from Coils?
    Eden and Pandaemonium just seem crappy to me outside a couple fights. Getting tired of raids being mostly "stand in circle/square as boss throws mechanics around"

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing can make me return to this pile of trash. Yoshida has proven the incompetence of CBU3 is intentional so they'll never get my money again.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>>/vg/

    [...]

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    coomers are deranged.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      people trying to turn "coomer" into an actual insult and not the self-aggrandizing joke insult it started out as is hysterical

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        its an insult and an effective because coomers are junkies.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >effective
          Lol this was the cope behind "cumbrain" too

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >still seething about being called a cumbrain
            i guess it really was effective

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              3/10 took an hour and a half to deliver a "no u" response

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                he must have been too busy "playing" a "video game", heh. Unlike us chads who were jacking off to pornography, again.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                he must have been too busy "playing" a "video game", heh. Unlike us chads who were jacking off to pornography, again.

                God damn, destroyed

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scholar reverted to Heavensward version.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I can stop compulsively searching, modding, and posting pornography any time I want!
    >I just enjoy the ARTISTRY of gigantic horsewieners

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    REMINDER
    CHEATS TIER LIST

    S TIER: WORSE THAN ANYTHING AVAILABLE IN WOW
    >splatoon
    draws aoes, markers, tethers in the arena in real time with full access to every visible and invisible entity and their position.
    no such addon exists in wow and if it existed it would be swiftly banned by blizzard
    >cammy
    allows you to zoom out way farther than the game allows by default
    no such addon exists in wow
    >xivslothcombo
    allows you to automate your rotation by mashing a single button
    would be considered botting in wow and banned
    >noclippy
    spoofs your client to send out data mimicking 0-15ms ping, allowing you to play as if lagless
    would be immediately banned by blizzard

    A TIER: SAME SHIT AS WOW
    >cactbot
    same as dbm, makes automated callouts and sounds for mechanics
    >automarkers
    automatically marks people in combat with machine precision
    >xivcombo
    less egregious than xivsloth as it is restr6ited only to redundant buttons and classes such as MNK don't have any combos available

    B TIER: INFORMATION THAT IS TECHNICALLY VISIBLE
    >ACT
    dps parser
    >UI improvements and simpletweaks
    shows shit like slidecast marker, mp tick, own hitbox

    C TIER: NITPICKING AT THIS POINT
    >reshade
    visual enhancer
    >discord
    lol

    D TIER: NOT CHEATS
    >cosmetic mods
    >bigger monitor/2nd monitor
    >165fps instead of 60
    >keyboard and mouse
    >sticky notes on 2nd monitor

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get using those mods
      Like, as much as I complain about some of the mechanics in raids they're something to be puzzled out, learned and beaten.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        noclippy just feels good, espeically for ogcd heavy classes like monk.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wait I missed that one, that makes no sense - isn't that just lag compensation? Sounds like another tool I heard about where it made your connection look like it was really close to the data centre to avoid lag.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's all it is anon, noclippy and alexander make the game actually playable for high ping players and it's honestly harmless, the people using it would play that well if they had a connection that good. Blame squares absolutely trash can tier netcode.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Functionally noclippy and xivalexander are speed hacks

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        same reason people cheat at other things irl. They're just bad and wouldn't be able to do it otherwise. They project that everyone else must be doing it so it's only fair if they do too, etc.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How does splatoon even work? I just slap it on and it gives me a detailed guide on where to stand for boss fights or do I have to set everything myself?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        technically splatoon by itself is a tool to draw markets
        you can copy presets and scripts with special automatic trigger conditions from certain githubs

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Splatoon
        Lmao what a stupid name

        which communities do you reside in that interacts with the diapergay community? i dont think i could find a diapergay even if i tried

        >he doesnt know
        /xivg/ and reddit is filled with them and I'm guessing positions is referring to people like Nariko and the other Community and Social media managers that have been outed before. Effectively if it's a cat from Mateus or Blamung expect them to be into diapers 60% of the time.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          can i choose to stay ignorant

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he hasn't seen the rl photosets the employees have made during Fanfest wearing ABDL diapers

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              which employees? if i see anyone at square wearing a diaper i'm fricking done with jarpigs for the rest of my life

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can choose to not believe everything you read on Ganker, for one thing. "This /vg/ board and Reddit is filled with them!" Come on, anon, really? You fricking sucker.

                >its fake
                Its not
                >milkiitea aka Nariko Star
                https://kemono.party/patreon/user/10456498
                https://twitter.com/Nariko_Star?t=sKoQSrIsGw10hYkuystGYA&s=09
                https://kemono.party/patreon/user/10456498/post/20403828
                Try to out them on official XIV channels and they'll ban you btw

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                jesus christ

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                i dont see a diaper
                twitter is for gays btw

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Click the last Kemono link and look at the top in the post image. It's a custom made piece anon. I should know, I've joined the Stars at Las Vegas Fanfest multiple times. They love short people.[/fanfest]

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >try to start shit in official XIV channels and they'll ban you
                No shit, Sherlock.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bruh why are you trudging out shit that was old news in Stormblood
                Get new community drama

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Fashion Report cats are diapergays
                Im legitimately not surprised given they commission so much Khloe porn

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You people seem to have access to massive caches of Khloe and Alisaie porn that I'm not privy to.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Alisaie
                Sorry im not those diapergays nor do I think Merunyaa has ever drawn Alisaie in a diaper. I do know they still paypig Metru for Khloe shit.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You seem to keep meticulous track of diaper fetishists for some reason. I am now suspicious of you and think you should stop talking for your own dignity. Outrage will not alleviate my suspicions

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he doesn't know Merunyaa

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                No I don't, nor do I wish to. Please stop delivering carefully measured parcels of very old drama that nobody cares about anymore to my doorstep.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bro Merunyaa is a normalgay artists now a days. She's constantly posted on Ganker. The issue is she started as a diapergay and makes Khloe art, a lot of it. A lot of it diaper, a lot of it not.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Frick off means frick off, not keep going.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bro Merunyaa is a normalgay artists now a days. She's constantly posted on Ganker. The issue is she started as a diapergay and makes Khloe art, a lot of it. A lot of it diaper, a lot of it not.

                Meru doesn't do public diaper shit anymore

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Alisaie porn
                Lmao shes a fricking DDLG/AB mascot. Discord Im in constantly gets art of her. We're working with Hdiver for an animation.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Lmao shes a fricking DDLG/AB mascot.
                According to fricking who? I only ever see the same three or four diaper pics of her posted ad nauseum to Ganker, all of the Black folk posting it keep swearing up and down that there's some goldmine of diaper art for her just beyond the periphery that I'm not seeing and bro she's an ICON

                It's almost like they're fishing for diaper art they haven't already seen and they're frustrated that none is forthcoming....................

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >only ever see the same three or four diaper pics of her
                Those are shitposters. Im not risking a ban just to share my diaper waifu with you Black folk

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can choose to not believe everything you read on Ganker, for one thing. "This /vg/ board and Reddit is filled with them!" Come on, anon, really? You fricking sucker.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no such addon exists in wow and if it existed it would be swiftly banned by blizzard
      pretty sure there was a mod just like splatoon in WoW like 12 years ago, and it get indeed get swiftly banned by blizzard

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        you probably mean the function that DBM and ERT added for Archimonde 2.0
        it didn't draw on the ground, it was a radar for the beam mechanic
        blizzard didn't ban it for Archimonde but realized that the mechanic is almost impossible to pull off without addon help so they put restrictions on addons to now allow stuff like that in the future and also reworked future encounters to avoid shit like that (they didn't really, it took like 1 expansion before these mechanics were back)

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          no, this was during WotLK or Cata. it drew circles on the ground that outlined incoming mechanics, and also showed where to stand

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            must have been Cata
            can't remember something like that being necessary for wotlk bosses
            can imagine Sinestra in Cata needing that

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cleared DSR and TOP
      >no mods except voice comms
      >1 60fps 1080p monitor
      i'm the only legit clear in the entire world

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>no mods except voice comms
        literal cheating butthole homosexual

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unless you cloned yourself 7 times, I guarantee someone in your group was using cheats

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          so?
          raiding is an individual skill activity
          if you wiped it is always your fault and your own single person skill issue
          you don't get to suddenly call it a team effort just because now other people can benefit you

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only a team clearing it only using the ps4/5 is legit.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Noclippy wouldn't be relevant if SE would fix the bug that causes double animation lock.
      https://twitter.com/perchbird_/status/1282734091780186120?lang=en

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      we had stuff like splatoon in wow at one point already. they got rid of it eventually, but it was there

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        they had to specifically ban it
        current wow (you know, the one everyone clowns on for "run away little girl" and airhorn sounds) has nothing approaching how egregious splatoon is

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >noclippy
      >A bad thing
      Try playing with over 150 ping, I double dare you fricker.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >allowing you to play as if lagless
      >would be immediately banned by blizzard

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        spoofing packages would get you banned from most online games

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Noclippy let's you double weave, an intended game mechanic made impossible at bigger ping. In fact i can't even single weave manafont without it clipping.
      XIV Alexander is where the real shenanigans happen, you can configure it to do triple weaving, or even higher.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The death of Runar. If this cat isn't explicitly for (Me) then there's no point.

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    sisters.... i played this game every day since 2019.... i took multiple 3 month breaks during EW. i cant find the urge to play anymore. i feel like i've forever seen all the things that i want to see. ive always had an MMO in my life, but now i feel empty without one

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remove the diapergay community including any in company positions

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      which communities do you reside in that interacts with the diapergay community? i dont think i could find a diapergay even if i tried

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think it'd be possible or helpful but I want to see what fights would be like if attack animations were synced properly to their snaps.

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Add a relic grind to Endwalker, then I'll resub.

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy frick. The amount of cope from this entire thread.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ???

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If they want me to come back they should add more fish as my interest in the game died after completing my log. They should also prohibit homosexuality.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They should also prohibit homosexuality.
      You lost in ARR
      t. Nym

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They should also prohibit homosexuality
      >kills 99% of the playerbase
      Lmao

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good, that would mean there are less annoying attention prostitutes that bother me when I am fishing

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >game loses almost its entire population
          >dies
          No one gets to fish now

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did MMOs get rid of rare spawns dropping cool loot?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because bots became common

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        what? ideally a rare spawn would have mechanics, like the ones in MoP in WoW. in ff14 they could be like duels that drop loot

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give me 6.5 already. And the next expansion kino.

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    But I started playing it for the first time yesterday

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then get the frick out of the thread you fool, you're gonna get spoiled. Go on, shoo.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna rub her back
      And her butt

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Me too, feline bawds have me acting unwise. Though I didn't opt to play as one, because they're too common apparently.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Me too, feline bawds have me acting unwise. Though I didn't opt to play as one, because they're too common apparently.

        y'shtola starts singing and furiously licking the air whenever you scratch the base of her tail

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm gonna aim just a little bit lower than there.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome, what race did you pick. It had better be one of the approved races.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Female Elezen, Conjurer. I hope that is good enough, I think I managed to make a decent looking one...

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Female Elezen
          Pretty based, good job.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks, I already posted my character in a thread yesterday so I won't do it again to avoid the label of attention prostitute kek. But so far the game is very fun, been paying attention to the story and just cleared the first dungeon

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >avoid the label of attention prostitute
              Were we all like this at some point? When did it all go wrong, guys?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Whether they admit to being /vg/ expatriates or not, the violent reaction against posting your character ever for any reason is very much learned behavior from /vg/ where avatargays are abundant

                That being said if posting your character once or twice and no further makes somebody start doing a Three Stooges spin on the floor yelling about avatargays and attention whoring, they are definitely the problem and not (You)

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                The joy of innocence huh, also I think lalas are pretty cute they remind me of FF3 on the DS. Cool fashion too.
                Do you get a lot of point hats in this game? I'm a sucker for those.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              as long as its not the same damn picture you've posted 100x before, who cares? Whats annoying is when people use a handful of pictures as a "signature".

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not autistic to go into gpose every time I want to post in a thread

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I agree, but since I just started my range of option is limited I guess

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >FF14
    It's online only
    "pay me every month or else" protections style racket
    never going to play

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    stormblood levels of content, not this half assed garbage

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm burnt out, man. Plus there was some FC drama that included a longtime friend where they couldn't just quit their b***hing and move on. Most kinda stopped playing since that and the FC is just quiet. Now I can't even discuss the game within our friend group or else the person gets annoyed.
    Avoid drama causing folk, frens. Or else you'll get bored of doing your dailies since there is nobody there to chill with.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Avoid drama causing folk
      so literally anyone with a pulse, got it
      you either die a homosexual or live long enough to be adjacent to starting to drama

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Milking my little wiener dry at Y'shtola's feet after she shrinks me

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being stuffed into Y'shtola's pussy
      Frotting against her g-spot
      Biting her cervix

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          God frick
          Big cat
          Smug cat loose cat stinky fat titty cat
          Wedged between her pussy lips making out with her clit until she cums so hard she explodes

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not posting the second part

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What will it take to make you play FFXIV?
    take out the V

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If FF16 was a good indicator of 14 then I’m not touching this shit. Realm Reborn is supposed to be an utter slog and I hated most of the side quests in 16. I’ll never play 14.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >if (action game developed by 2015-era staff that haven't worked on the MMO since) is a good indicator of (MMO) then

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        he has a point
        the sidequests in 16 are pretty bad and you could FEEL the 14 at all times

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah cope and seethe

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cope and seethe is the strangled cry of a Gankerirgin that ran out of material

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally almost all the problems with FFXVI can be found in FFXIV
        >Useless rpg elements
        >Useless open-world filled with trash loot (if any), trash mobs and no secrets
        >Barely animated side quests that give no worthwhile rewards
        >Main story is more cutscene watching than game playing
        >Garbage itemisation/gearing.
        It's honestly baffling how closely XVI mimics XIV, despite being two completely different genres

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >baffling
          it's almost as if the same devs made two games lol

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            People usually learn from their mistakes and improve. I just can't fathom how they made the same mistakes again and in a completely different genre is all

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Japanese brainrot. All the decision makers are 60-something year olds who are still living in the year 2000.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Those mistakes are met with applause in the MMO so they don't think there's any reason to deviate from the formula that made them so successful.

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pay my sub with a little extra and then MAYBE

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing, FF is garbage and I'm never touching that shit

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Playing anything at all like a final fantasy game
    having actual quests and itemization would help too

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fix the fricking turn-based gcd, I wanted to kill myself playing paladin

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    free to play

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haven’t played since 6.0. Scared to log in because I know they completely ruined Paladin since then.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      bro Bulwark is back
      BULWARK

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        wake me up when we get bloodprice, dark arts and old abyssal drain back.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >buh wuh bout dark knight? where is he in this paladin rework
          I do want old AD back and I think scalping Dark Arts wholesale was a mistake

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      As someone who actually liked old Paladin, I kinda grew on the new one, it has a lot of good points and you can still play it in an optimal way.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >completely ruined Paladin since then.
      Whoever told you that was an idiot, Paladin got
      >Divine Veil changed to not be stupid
      >Bulwark returned
      >free Holy Spirit/Holy Circle after every 1-2-3
      >Fight or Flight now affects all damage, Requiescat's magic-up was removed for redundancy
      While you do follow the same burst-phase setup as other tanks now, Paladin is able to actually keep up relative to the other tanks, and doesn't exist in an awkward physical phase/magical phase limbo of always being buffed but never enough to compare

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh and Goring Blade was changed to be a GCD one-off attack instead of a DoT

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah no, new PLD is pretty much objectively better. Only thing that annoys me is having to combine Requiescat with Fight or Flight which does feel like going againt what I've learned before, but everything else is pretty much just a flat out improvement, almost every stupid design choice that made PLD noticeably the worst tank in every single category you can think of got fixed or made better.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      My only problem with it currently is that like every other job in the game, it's stuck on the 2-min meta. Besides that it's actually more fun now since it isn't being gimped for being the odd one out anymore and since every 1-2-3 gives a free holy, you actually feel like a spell slinging melee.

      What would push current PLD close to perfection for me would be:
      >Removal of 2-min meta (99% of never happening)
      >The buff that allows you to cast a free holy after basic combo should also work on Clemency
      >Give PLD it's 2.0 revive back, make it cost a frickton of MP (lets say 80% max mp) so that you'd only ever want to use it in an emergency and force PLD to waste a requiescat cast on it if you don't want to spend 3 sec casting it

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    becoming a troony.

  50. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quality content and jobs not feeling like reskins of eachother.

  51. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    make healing fun because I'm sick of one button dps rotations and no cleric stance

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cleric Stance blew

  52. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no watermelon breasts
      literally unfrickable

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only acceptable avatar spammer. The way you went from being cringe, to embracing it has been remarkable. You're like some sort of commentary on how ridiculous the modbeasts have become.

      The joy of innocence huh, also I think lalas are pretty cute they remind me of FF3 on the DS. Cool fashion too.
      Do you get a lot of point hats in this game? I'm a sucker for those.

      Yup, there's plenty of pointy hats.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        xhe has a name
        Nina Nono@Midgardsormr

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, the name is pink lala.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      pinklala is much cuter without all the mods

  53. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    pay me b***h

  54. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what will convince you to play FF XIV
    Nothing. I don't like investing time into MMOs that have been out for years. I like being a part of it since beginning. Seeing it evolve and change.
    I'll play the next online FF game if they ever make one.

  55. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What will it take to make you play FFXIV?
    A good game.
    Which TroonXIV isn't.

  56. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    a girlfriend who makes me play it with them

  57. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    west of wolves
    born from wolves
    of our fallen awooooos

  58. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >when you just want more cute 3d xiv model bunnies, cats, and whatever in bikinis and shit
    >but actually finding them is immaculate suffering because it's twitter based and shit
    Fug

  59. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    sex with Khloe Aliapoh

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You need 3 lines to do that.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        the damn brat won't give me 3 lines anon

  60. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    THEY SAID IT COULDN'T BE DONE
    GET FUUUUUUCKED

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you just rez cheese lb4?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        hell yeah boi

  61. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    yshtola becoming a compelling character

  62. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Next expansion coming out
    >beat the msq
    >uninstall the game and unsub till the next one is about to come out (two or so months before 8.0)
    >rinse and repeat
    In my defense EW was my first expansion so i had no idea the game has content drought and literally nothing for months like this aside from raiding trash and a facebook game.
    At one point i logged in and literally starred at my screen for five minutes thinking "why the frick did i even log in today" and then i stopped playing.
    >dude, just do these year long grinds like 10000 leves or play pvp for four and half years for a coat glam, lmao
    Yeah, how bout i don't?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly anon that is the best way to do things, I enjoy the raiding scene and love making groups to help people or just do that content but if you hate it? MSQ only and dipping is a solid choice, Square has been very shoddy, especially in EW with non Savage and Ultimate content. I like Criterion too and Orthos was fun for a small time, but I legit think it's been a boring as frick expansion for anything out of savage and ultimate. Don't pay them money for the dogshit excuse that has been post patch.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eureka and Bozja were the only time this game actually felt like an mmo for me.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I liked them to a point, BA and DRS turn into a discord mod power tripping shitfest, but they aren't bad pieces of content otherwise.

          I wanted to like EO but all those insta cast, three room long, insta kill aoe "gotcha" flash attacks were just too much.
          PoTD and HoH were fun and enjoyable and me and my friend loved running trough them for items and stuff, with EO we just wanted it to be fricking over with and never set foot inside again.

          Orthos has a huge issue on the first 20-30 floors too with how spongy everything is, I personally liked the mechanics but it gets old very quickly so I get you on that, I had way more fun in HoH.

          But yeah outside of raiding I'm really just kind of tired with how 14 is at the moment. I have a few more groups I'm probably doing to help some friends clear their last ultimates and maybe a few others with savage, and then during the drought I might just unsub for a bit since there's not too much left to do.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >take backup portal
            >"hey that was mine!!!!!!"
            >tell them to suck shit lmao
            peak mmo experience

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I love BA for what it is but i hate that i have to go through it with this game's community.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Seeing the one guy trigger the dragon and everyone else starts running
          >PLS DONT PULL I DONT HAVE AETHERYTE THERE
          >People falling off the cliff, missing louie cave
          >Or Gerolt's workshop
          >Or waking the dragon on the edge
          >Rez pls
          >WHO PULLED EARLY
          >Pls dont take portals, we have a premade ready for it
          >Can some1 rez at the quest spot?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Gerolt tells you he doesn't know how to further upgrade your weapon
            >Game tells you to ask other players
            SOUL

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pagos was a treat (when it released). Everyone running when the dragon wakes up will always be a cherished memory.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ledge bullshit was great too. It pissed me off seeing people complain about it.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              It was fun seeing people be careful about not pulling random enemy aggro, people treated them like actual threats who will pop you

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I have fond memories of pyros shortly after release, watching people benny hill run through the firing chamber while being chased by all kinds of mobs.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wanted to like EO but all those insta cast, three room long, insta kill aoe "gotcha" flash attacks were just too much.
        PoTD and HoH were fun and enjoyable and me and my friend loved running trough them for items and stuff, with EO we just wanted it to be fricking over with and never set foot inside again.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t one point i logged in and literally starred at my screen for five minutes thinking "why the frick did i even log in today" and then i stopped playing
      Same, but it was the 2nd day of the free 3 day login event

  63. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      LET'S FRICKING GOOOOOOOOOO

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not a bad theory, since we DO have a Marilith server now.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh shit I'd kill for FF1 Four Fiends STRANGER OF PARADISE CROSSOVER WHEN

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"6.4 will finally tease what the next expansion will be about, please look forward to it!"
      >They add some fricking pixelated ass medal that's absolutely impossible to really make out and shows something we don't have reference for.

      T-Thanks Square.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"6.4 will finally tease what the next expansion will be about, please look forward to it!"
        I don't think they said that there'd be teasers in 6.4

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"6.4 will finally tease what the next expansion will be about, please look forward to it!"
      >They add some fricking pixelated ass medal that's absolutely impossible to really make out and shows something we don't have reference for.

      T-Thanks Square.

      LET'S FRICKING GOOOOOOOOOO

      It's Quetzalcoatl

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Quetzalcoatl deez nuts lmao

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The final boss of Akademia Anyder? What about it?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Quetzalcoatl deez nuts lmao

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I thought the design on the envelope looked like someone who only has google's idea of what central American art looks like.

            Yeah no the game fricking ships WoL with a million people.
            Has there actually been any viera that got the hots for WoL yet?

            The Bozja bunny. Forgot her name. Lilija?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The one Ancient's OC at the dungeon end?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why did that guy kill himself to summon that thing?
          Like it wasn't like he was surrounded by monsters or anything, it was the most pointless death since gabu's parents died offscreen.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Assumedly it was powerful enough he gave up his whole life to make it

  64. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be singleplayer

  65. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Simple. Remove the sub fee.

  66. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no exploration zone
    Why?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      maintenance mode
      please look forward to the upcoming ffxvi dlc

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      people b***hed about the last two

  67. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone sending me a game time card probably.

  68. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hanwiener arrives a week before fanfest
    >Walks in with the most fujobait MSQ looking motherfricker
    >Quick info dump about the continent as a whole
    >"I've wanted to explore more of this area..."
    Honestly, at this point, I'm going to be shocked if NIN isn't the poster boy next week.

  69. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good gameplay, something that SE has never been capable of.

  70. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >redeems the sister aether

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      BLOODY AHN AKH SAHM

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      DO
      NOT
      REDEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
      MY SISTER! AZDAJA! AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the story would be infinitely improved if we moved away from Pajeet city

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i feel like no one noticed they setup his arena so he looks like a mirror of wol, standing in front of the earth in the ew trailer

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        golbez would have been kino as hell if the writing was a little more competent

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Everything in this storyline would have been absolute kino if they could handle it competently. Zero would be an awesome character if the writers weren't fricking contradicting what she says every two steps. Golbez would have been a kino villain with understandable motivations and a cool style and flair if the writers could actually write a fricking plan that didn't rely on just lucking out hard despite his best attempts otherwise. This whole story in general would have been good if someone just fricking fact checked the writers as they added things. But they didn't and now we've got these two dumbasses that can barely remember what happened between one scene and the next.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Play up the time dilation. It's been forty or so years since the Void collapsed, not hundreds. Azdaja is there willingly because she was so moved by Golbez dedication to his people that blah blah blah. Golbie, as the WoL's shard, tried valiantly to save his world but was just a little too late, then turned into a mindless voidsent as a mirror to what could have happened to us in the First. Durante, as Zenos' shard, is prone to extremism and took the plan up to 11 which is why we're fighting him. Make the Four Fiends more of a mirror to the Scions than an evil group of mustache twirling villains. Make the sidequest that gives you all their backstories fricking mandatory content holy shit, force it on us in echo visions after the boss fights.
            Just give us a little complexity beyond "dark man bad", please god just a little. Pandaemonium was good! Why couldn't Hiroi carry that into the much more important MSQ?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              your opinion is trite, but

              >Why couldn't Hiroi carry that into the MSQ
              because the MSQ has a lot more spoons in the pot. he doesn't pick what he writes about, yoshi-p has final say on it

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        sorry I didn't make that connection without YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAA YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH playing in the background

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are they trying to accomplish?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Crashing the star with no survivors

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm guessing that Zeromus is somehow capable of opening void gates big enough for any ol' voidsent to just go on through

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          ...there is already an open void gate

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, but it's on the moon
            remember that golbez plan is to take everyone from the 13th to the first so they can actually die and go back to the lifestream

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >from the 13th to the first
              To the Source.
              And I doubt dying on the moon changes things significantly.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                No the First business is Yshtola's plan, Golbez just wants to wreck shit in the Source

                yeah, my bad, it's the source
                everything else still applies.
                I doubt there's an easy way to get every voidsent from the "earth" to the moon to get the to go through the voidgate,

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                LUNAR CRY

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                They still haven't even explained how Golbez got there, how did he get all his followers up there too or why did they even bother going there first, maybe voidsent can just casually go up there.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >or why did they even bother going there first
                Zodiark shard is up there

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but they wouldn't have realized that until they went up there.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thought an Ascian told them about it or smthing

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's kinda hilarious how ignorant all the shards are to the nature of their existence

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Were people on the source aware of the shards before ShB? The existence of the shards was probably considered a nutty conspiracy theory or something.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                shard theory was basically nonexistent iirc and almost nobody knew about ascians
                people did know about Hydaelyn though (sorta)

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                They can all fly and don't need oxygen to breathe

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I feel like something with all the ancient souls going back to the lifestram after zodiarks death is bad news

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Eh they'll reincarnate as beastmen, or sundered humans

                Yeah but they wouldn't have realized that until they went up there.

                I imagine he might've gone up there just to get the frick away from it all

                Were people on the source aware of the shards before ShB? The existence of the shards was probably considered a nutty conspiracy theory or something.

                Not aware of shards as such but they do know about the Void, which was named after the FF5 Void (or part of Interdimensional Rift) because it was also a Dark aspected shithole filled with demons

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              No the First business is Yshtola's plan, Golbez just wants to wreck shit in the Source

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I WILL FREE US FROM THE WHEEL

  71. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make the game free to download (Costs $100 to purchase), I do not mind paying less than 20 dollars for half year subscription.

  72. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Join FC
    >Theres an actual troon in it
    >Legitimately feel repulsed just being in the same conversation as it
    I know there are probably tons of them in the game given the memes but after thousands of hours this is my first time getting close to interacting with one and i just cant.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait until I tell you about some of the boards that are on this website...

  73. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Y'shtola gave me an extremely niche and strange fetish.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What kind, the sass kind?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >yshtola
        >niche fetish
        I doubt its niche

        Catgirls? Witches? Shrinking? Mommyplay? Spanking? Ryona? Non-common eyes?
        Please don't be the fricking explosion guy about to talk about exploding again.

        Intelligent and attractive women explaining borderline esoteric mechanical or magical things. Oddly enough it actually developed before the scene with her in the Forbidden Section in Sharlayan, but I can't describe how that scene made me feel.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean I wouldn't call it a fetish but the way she gets so much into it did make me like her more too.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          ask Ganker, they can help you

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've considered finding one of those AI voice generators and ripping text from /tg/ books.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Based.
              We've already had Melina from ER reading Tolkien, so there's definitely a market for that.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >yshtola
      >niche fetish
      I doubt its niche

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Catgirls? Witches? Shrinking? Mommyplay? Spanking? Ryona? Non-common eyes?
      Please don't be the fricking explosion guy about to talk about exploding again.

  74. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    its just too boring and depressing of an experience outside of the msq

  75. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any servers / linkshells / fcs that do only non-erotic rp?

  76. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    content, theres been barely 20h worth of fun in the game after endwalker

  77. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >expansion comes out in summer of '24
    BUT
    >new unreals every month
    >now includes raids, reruns of old unreals and 24 man unreal modes
    >all old pvp battlepasses can now be completed
    Would that hold you over?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >redoing easy EX fights
      Fun

  78. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    erp isn't even fun, typing takes too much effort.

  79. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Golbez is a filter
    It filters people with no taste in ENG vs JP voice acting

  80. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    marriage with ryne

  81. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    CRT/DET https://etro.gg/gearset/c3d95233-b69b-4ca7-845f-a203058dca4f
    CRT/DH https://etro.gg/gearset/08277e7f-dd88-460a-bcc9-c2e7e6491ce1
    CRT/SPS https://etro.gg/gearset/b4f7e26d-8462-44c3-ae13-ed0c814d1219
    SPS/DET https://etro.gg/gearset/aac075e6-7d9b-4a00-89c8-74b5bd797870
    SPS/DH https://etro.gg/gearset/0653922a-e871-4cdb-8b17-fa82f16d2eae

  82. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    For Yshtola herself to crawl out of my monitor and blow me.

  83. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not sure. I actually want to unsub, but I am locked into raid commitment with friends.

  84. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >New exp drops
    >GNB only gets continuation for double down
    >That's it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      gnb will get fated circle continuation, and you will like it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tfw its very likely they'll just tack on more boring ass big potency finishers you press every X minutes to every job

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        they’ve designed themselves into a hole and the jobs can literally only get worse from here, im excited to see how bad it is

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black mage is going to get aoe paradox and I'm fine with that.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick hrothgals when are we getting Lupin? They have expressions and use the Hyur animation rig.

      >pvp update drops
      >can actually draw and junction the enemy
      >get a better fated circled as personal lb
      Still baffled.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >rdm gets a 4th finisher

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >MNK 7.0
      >We get our aura back
      please

  85. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How involved is that Cat anyway? How early on do you meet her?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      very early if you start in limsa lomsa

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        there's three starting zones, if you pick the pirate one you'll meet her pretty much immediately
        otherwise it'll be a few hours
        and she's a big player (she's the game's crossover character for a reason)

        Depends on which starter city you have.

        She's a main character and one of the few that stay with you from start to finish.

        Whether you meet her in the "tutorial" area or right after them depends on which city you start in.

        So what is she? Your friend, mentor or?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your friend you call mommy too.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Slight mentor if you do get her in the tutorial (very slight, really more just the person who recruits you), mostly companion and friend, possible flirty love interest if you respond positively to what she says in some dialogues.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Co-worker kind of, you do become friends with her through out the expansions but you don't grow super close to her.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you don't grow super close to her.
            You're already getting told you're the person she admires and trusts most in the world as early as fricking HW.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's part of this group of people that investigates leyline disturbances, primal summonings and such to prevent a nth calamity. They're kind of like your party in a regular FF game.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          YOU'RE GONNA GET KEKED BY A LION MAN
          IT'S FATE ALL OVER AGAIN

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Friend with benefits

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Slight mentor if you do get her in the tutorial (very slight, really more just the person who recruits you), mostly companion and friend, possible flirty love interest if you respond positively to what she says in some dialogues.

            Should let anon know there's no romance system in the game, the devs have just said the Wol can be shipped with whoever. Also just a warning but there are more fanservice-y moments that cater to other Wol ships besides Y'shtola.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah no the game fricking ships WoL with a million people.
              Has there actually been any viera that got the hots for WoL yet?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >homosexual
                have a nice day right now.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's the party's main Mage.
          Also part-time sassy mother figure.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's three starting zones, if you pick the pirate one you'll meet her pretty much immediately
      otherwise it'll be a few hours
      and she's a big player (she's the game's crossover character for a reason)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on which starter city you have.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's a main character and one of the few that stay with you from start to finish.

      Whether you meet her in the "tutorial" area or right after them depends on which city you start in.

  86. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got really suckered into crafting/gathering these past few weeks. But what is there to spend money on in this game if you craft most of your gear?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Housing?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      housing/furniture, rare mounts/ minions, incredibly normalgay AGP escorts.

  87. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I play off and on, I'm just taking a break as other games I want are coming out over the next few months. I already have the raid set this patch and I don't want to level any other classes.

  88. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with buns.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

  89. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    sex with buns?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  90. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Playable Ixal or Amaljaa, or just anything that is an actual lizard or bird race that isn't just a human look-alike.

  91. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is there a mentor or best bro character for the main char?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mentor, not really. Best bro, the writing hands you a few sort of designated ones.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is a party who stick around. The class questlines will give you more overt mentor characters for that specific job but as far as the msq goes it's more of a team of people working together well.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      mentor not really anymore but Estinien is your bro

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a few. Ardbert is a complete c**t at first but he becomes bro.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      mentors you can pretty much just pick any guild leader. all of them are framed as such, including crafters and gatherers

      as for best buddies, Alphinaud is the secondary protagonist

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Alphinaud
        That's a girl.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          naw. Alphinaud is a warrior-artist-philosopher who slayed so much pussy in high school he had girls whispering lewd things into his twin sister's ear

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Plenty.
      >Best bro
      Everyone in the Scions is a candidate, including Y'shtola herself (or G'raha who is

      [...]
      Should let anon know there's no romance system in the game, the devs have just said the Wol can be shipped with whoever. Also just a warning but there are more fanservice-y moments that cater to other Wol ships besides Y'shtola.

      ) since it's not like you necessarily have to like them romantically, but I think Estinien is the one that's depicted most often as your compadre who is on your same wavelength.
      >Mentor
      Every job quest always inevitably starts with a mentor character, though you eventually do always surpass them. The main story has characters who could pass as slightly mentorish, starting with the first inn-keeper you meet (depends on city just like the Scions), then Edmont, Midgardomr or eventually (big fricking spoiler, like, the biggest, don't actually read) Hydaelyn.

  92. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me getting a PC instead of a busted old laptop that's more potatoey than the potato children.

  93. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to see everyone's WoL but only the unmodded, fluoride stare you see in the lodestone character search. It's the purest way to see someone's design.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      k. what do you gather from me? i'm eventually going to turn this into my bard glamour

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cute! Good hair and eye colour choices

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        7/10

        older one but it checks out

        5/10

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      older one but it checks out

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        John Final Fantasy players are always based. Do you play the expansion signature job each time too

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lodestone currently has a helmet on.
      Closest I got. I don't take many pictures.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        4/10 with that hair. Change it and you'll be up to a 6 instantly

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've debated that for quite a long time.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            put on the new forehead highlighter

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        just logout with the helm off.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm at work though

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me? It's DRG and RPR

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      All I can give you is my WoL summer ready.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        9/10

        For me? It's DRG and RPR

        7/10 need thicker eyebrows

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          that is as thick as they get with the makeup/face options, oh well
          >Forehead is within my grasp...I need only reach...

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >that is as thick as they get with the makeup/face options, oh well
            How do you think highlanders feel?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't think they feel, because they have no eyebrows to feel

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >single color glam

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Love yourself

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        10/10
        /smooch
        /pet
        /plap

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      xd

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Now that is some disgusting playdoh face that I want to see

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The most ghoulish lighting in the game is in the Gridania MB area.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        cute

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's actually me again with the space buns
          what a bizarre feel

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        why do middies always look like they shit themselves

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Haven't played the game in a month
      >Check my char on lodestone, how bad could it be
      >Seeing the bawdglam I left on
      Gonna fix that in a week when I get access to my PC again

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I WANT TO RUIN HER

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want to have rough oral sex with your WoL, just want to let you know that.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is one of the cutest middies I have ever seen and that armor glam is exquisite

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      have a ratfiddie

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I cannot tell you how much I hate those glasses

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          sorry they are part of the barbie look
          that includes the pink glossy lips and the tan skin

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I actually like the glam quite a bit but I feel like you should make the skin a bit lighter and change up the hair colour a bit

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >make the skin a bit lighter
          No!

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          the eternal debate between trashy tan skin gyaru or light skinned gyaru

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I usually do other outfits, but this one just works and I've been too lazy to change out.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      New get up for variant/criterion.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        she looks like she can make really tasty sushi

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        looks like a touhou protagonist who got angry that someone took her sweets

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        rapeable

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      okay

  94. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mandervilles are ayy lmaos descendants

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      But what about Julyan? Is Hildibrand an incest baby?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It might truly remain a mystery

  95. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    To give up their shitfrick item store monetization. In the old 1.0 and early ARR days, the only shit on the mog station to buy were
    >Like 3 mounts that were available previously from JP ONRY fan fest physical attendance
    >Old holiday items for like $1-3 each, IF you didn't want to wait for the holiday to come around again. If you waited, you could get them for free if you wanted to unlock/use your in game event points on them

    That was how it used to be. Not this $18-22 outfit, $25-40 mounts, $7 FRICKING EMOTES MOTHERFRICKER EMOTES , housing items etc... and "Missed a holiday item? Well, now you have to pay for all of them with real money" bullshit. Even worse the "Oh we have some special minions that you can only get if you buy a fricking artbook or physical LP etc" shit. This is fricking infuriating as a concept and wasn't at all like the early part of the game. I'd easily pay $30/month sub if it meant NO item mall bullshit and it was all available in game.

  96. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No need to grind or treat the game as a second job.

    Not being given a dozen fetch quests as a sprout.

    Giving me the same satisfaction and wonder I had when playing runescape as a kid.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Giving me the same satisfaction and wonder I had when playing runescape as a kid
      We're never getting it back. Info travels too quickly now to reasonably explore naturally

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Player-driven rumors will never exist again because of data-mining and poopsockers looking for internet clout. We've already lived the best days of our lives.

  97. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    xiv is so dead, you trannies have started to make threads similar to that overwatch gay
    holy KEK

  98. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will the graphics update add extra character creation options?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you got the better version of this scene where her boobs are gigantic?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      nope you'll be getting female hroth instead. Imagine a world where resources weren't wasted on implementing two literally unfinished races.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >graphics update
      You mean shaders to hopefully distract you from the low quality models?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully so but we've heard nothing about the graphics update since it was first shown. Seems like updated textures for highlanders and Miqo'te were used for drama shots in Hildibrand, and some map sprucing up has happened retroactively in some EW areas. Also the newest Criterion dungeon looks really fricking good

  99. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Garleaboos were robbed

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That scene blows the one we actually got out of the water.

      John Final Fantasy players are always based. Do you play the expansion signature job each time too

      You know it!

  100. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the best way to play ffxiv as a healer without being a healbawd?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Play scholar so you can just roleplay a pretentious nerd instead

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        what do scholars do

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          military larp

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          inspect cargo, fall in love with tonberries.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sex.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You ever think the scholar job npc guy misses the Tussy?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            inspect cargo, fall in love with tonberries.

            i googled tonberries and i don't see how vaguely lizard npcs are attractive even if they are cute

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Literally best girl.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you either establish dominance right away, or you put on the panties

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Play AST and let the tank get as low as possible before using ED or MC just to watch them squirm. Bonus points if it's a PLD and they panic clemency.
      Oh, and give yourself the ranged cards.

  101. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Come home, white man

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      IS TAIMI DEAD YET
      and
      CAN I FRICK KAS YET???

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      if it werent for all the gay shit this would be the best mmo out there right now

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It still is. XIV is full of trannies that don't play the game.

  102. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Play GW2. XiV is dead.

  103. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    im enjoying it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      people eat shit all the time, enjoy your plate of shit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where is everyone?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        early morning uldah, everyone is just waking up.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          GOOD MOOOOOOOOOOOOOORNING THANALAN

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        its 4:30am in OCE

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >OCE
          lmao enjoy your dead server

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            is ffxiv dead in australia

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's definitely noticable when you compare to JP. I won't move back simply because having 19ms ping with no addons is such a nicer experience and I just do casual ultimates with friends these days anyway so the lower player count doesn't really affect me. You'll just need to PF a lot and/or find a good FC

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              In short, OCE servers were a ploy to get australians off JP servers. They based them in sydney, which meant that SEA players would get about the same ping to there as they do to japan, so why would they move when they already have the JP raiding community? Savvy players caught on and didn't move, but some people were baited into it by lower ping and now the raiding scene over there is fricked.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Good thing japs are brining JP ONRY back and are viciously vote kicking anyone who doesn't type fluent Japanese.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bit rude of them.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                proof?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >get in group
                >type よろしく
                >never say another word
                >raid complete

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                To be fair, if your server was flooded by Chinks, Koreans, seamonkeys and english speaking fckers who don't talk your language and shit all over your PF and starts on top of ignoring loot rules, you would also try to force them out.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >sell game in country
                >do not provide servers for country
                >players from country play on closest servers
                The frick were they expecting?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Chinks have their own servers, Koreans biggest issue is that they fricking LOVE RMT and the turdworld could easily be kept out with IP blocks

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                we already have an example of this in the west, look how french players are memed on in EU servers. It's incredibly funny to me that people complain about jp onry and don't see the parallels.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I played with a french player on my non-eu server once before. Only one I've seen actually playing the game. It was paglth'an and they were a 5.0 SMN. No dots, no egi.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >who don't talk your language and shit all over
                whoah, its just like being an american on Ganker.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the raiding scene

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              https://xivpf.com/listings
              >1 PF up on Oceania
              >It's for a RP shit

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              yes and no
              I know 3 australian players and 1 kiwi
              they play on NA servers
              OCE didn't have servers for the longest time, so all aussies played on JP, with some playing in NA.
              When they opened the OCE servers it was obvious they weren't going to move, because why the frick would they?
              so yeah OCE servers are dead because most aussies/SEAmonkeys just fricking stayed on the servers they were in already

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            not like anyone will show up, OCE is dead

            ravana isn't that dead during peak hours

            I'm up, I'll get on.

            okay help me with garuda pls

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >ravana isn't that dead during peak hours

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          not like anyone will show up, OCE is dead

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm up, I'll get on.

  104. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://vocaroo.com/1m6L3z64e4xU

  105. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'd have to be paid, game is boring

  106. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never stopped playing since 2010

  107. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    dating sim with sex gameplay with npcs

  108. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where the frick is Garlemald restoration to do with the bros?

  109. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >come back after years
    >last thing I ever did was get all the crafting cross skills and max weaver to 50 and burnt out
    >find out cross skilling is all gone

    Feels like a kick to the balls

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope you didn't main monk or summoner

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Funny you should say that. I mained monk, but also would use scholar for faster ques. I wound up using astrologian to 60, and am now a 66 dancer. Probably switching to Sage. I couldn't be fricked to learn the way monk works now, and summoner never appealed to me much.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I really don't get how people have trouble with monk, it feels super easy.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I have not played a single melee job in my life

  110. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    A way to make friends with strangers without the Discord autism and elitist attitudes in chat.
    So that's never going to happen.

  111. 10 months ago
    Nora Kisaragi

    >What will it take to make you play FFXIV?

    They need to reveal how to play as the Warrior of Darkness, or a child of the Land.

    I know it's a return to 1.0

    i want 1.0

    I disavow the current game and substitute more 1.0 gameplay.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Once you get any class to level 10, you can switch to disciple of the land and never look back. My wife hates combat and is exclusively gathering and crafting. Will probably have to buy her the main story skips.

  112. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Deleting this fricking homosexual.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The EW Hildibrand quests are much better than the earlier ones

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      t.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        POOOWER DUNK

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          STUPID MANDERVILLE
          I'M FRICKIN BALLIN

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How could you hate Hildi?
      He's classic loony toons through and through.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      *blocks your path*

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's your alien descendant

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        So is she an alien too?

  113. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The removal of every guild that demands "ally" bullshit of its members

  114. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alisaie > Y'shtola
    Also Thancred is more based and shot be the representative of 14 over the cat.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      I'm genuinely tired of Shtola, but nearly as much as I'm tired of Graha.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wanna beat G'raha unconcious with a bench then put him on it for an expansion.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I just want him to switch places with Krile.
          Just have an expansion or two of him doing paperwork.
          Let us miss characters, they weren't afraid of benching Uri for most of HW and SB. By the time he took a lead in the patch content in HW he was much better, and from ShB onward he's been top tier.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        maybe we'll get rid of both when we return to the first. G'raha resumes his duties as crystal exarch, and Y'shtola goes back to the one she left behind.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Y'shtola considers Runar to be little more than a manchild.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dude, I don't even like the b***h but the cuckposting about her is goddamn annoying.
          Take that shit to /trash/

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >cuckposting
            the WoL has no romantic relationship with Shtola, so its not cuckposting tho?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Genuinely upset that the raha transfer worked, the exarch had a fantastic send-off.
        I'm also genuinely upset that we had the literal armageddon and not a single main character died. The satrap doesn't count because he only existed to die. I bet they don't have the fricking balls to kill off azdaja, she's just going to poof back to normal after the fight.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Genuinely upset that the raha transfer worked, the exarch had a fantastic send-off.
        I'm also genuinely upset that we had the literal armageddon and not a single main character died. The satrap doesn't count because he only existed to die. I bet they don't have the fricking balls to kill off azdaja, she's just going to poof back to normal after the fight.

        maybe we'll get rid of both when we return to the first. G'raha resumes his duties as crystal exarch, and Y'shtola goes back to the one she left behind.

        I wanna beat G'raha unconcious with a bench then put him on it for an expansion.

        Come rest your weary heads.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I want to cuddle with her so bad

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thancred would just be brooding bishie boy #54, Y'shtola at least brings something no other FF protag does with her chronic nerdism. The only other Scion that could make a good rep is Alphinaud.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thancred hasn't been brooding bishie since the end of 5.0.
        Besides Uri could take her spot as aether nerd and Krile is already more sassy.
        Y'shtola only exists currently to open up shard travel.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Y'shtola exists currently because I want to impregnate her and start a family.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Thancred hasn't been brooding bishie since the end of 5.0.
          He admitted to being suicidal this last expansion, and you're forgetting how much he brooded about Ryne growing up in the Eden raids too. And managing to not brood for one expansion out of 6 is really not going to instantly wipe out his reputation up to this point. You also can't make the rep a guy who's literally just copying Squall's fighting style.
          >Besides Uri could take her spot as aether nerd
          A character who spends most of the game carrying out plots behind all the main character's backs and who wasn't even really a main character at all until ShB would make a really bad candidate at the point when they decided who the rep was gonna be.
          >Krile is already more sassy.
          Krile barely has content at all.
          >Y'shtola only exists currently to open up shard travel.
          That's like saying "Venat only exists to sunder the star" and pretending that's insignificant. Yeah no shit, her only action is something that could potentially result in as many expansions worth of content as the devs feel like milking out of it. There four shards left. Four more Shadowbringers if they want to go all out.

          The only one that could have made more sense than Y'shtola is Alphinaud, and they probably didn't pick him because he was an arcanist and that'd be wierd to represent in most crossover content.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >one expansion out of 6
            >2.0
            No brooding
            >3.0
            No brooding
            >4.0
            Minimal brooding
            >5.0
            Maximum brooding
            >6.0
            one spot of brooding
            >when they decided who the rep was gonna be.
            I said aether nerd, not mascot of the game.
            >Krile barely has content at all.
            I agree she needs more, but what little we had was her being sassy.
            Venat doesn't exist CURRENTLY.
            Y'shtola has been around in a significant role for every expansion except for SB.
            She can take another break looking up how to cross the rift between the other shards for one expansion while other characters are given more screen time.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >No brooding
              You catch him brooding in the Waking Sands prior to being possessed.
              >No brooding
              Are you fricking FRICKING REAL??? Did you completely forget how he is throughout HW?
              >Minimal brooding
              He barely was in it.
              >one spot of brooding
              It gets so bad both Y'shtola and Urianger have to interfere in his method of raising Ryne because he's straight up making her suicidal from brooding too much.

              Look man, I like Thancred, but he's literally the brooding man. He's the obligatory brooding bishie boy every FF has. He's the Squall.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >3.0
              >no brooding
              My man forgot the antitower harder than the sharlayans did

  115. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ass sliders and more loose glam options

  116. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3 more days until the FanFest and we see the first teaser trailer of the next expansion.
    LET'S FRICKING GOOOOOOOOOOO!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the fanfest is next week friday

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
        I thought it was soon.
        No matter, only 8 days until I see the teaser trailer for the next expansion
        LET'S FRICKING GOOOOOOOOOO!

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is it that time already? Endwalker really has felt like both the longest and the shortest patch cycle at the same time...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >3 more days
      more like 7

  117. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much longer are they gonna support this game?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Another 10 years. They still support ffxi.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They said 10 years. Of course, they could change. It could end up being longer if it continues to be a success or shorter if it begins to fail.
      https://www.gematsu.com/2022/02/final-fantasy-xiv-outlines-the-next-10-years-rpg-advancements-graphical-update-and-patch-6-x-series-roadmap

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good lord.
        I stopped after ARR because it had a satisfying ending. Why would somebody subject themself to this?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          What else would a person subject themselves to?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I stopped after ARR because it had a satisfying ending.
          >giant ass roar heard after everyone celebrates
          >WoL gets vision of dark crystal
          how the heck is that a satisfying ending

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ARR had a satisfying ending
          Absolute fricking bait.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not that anon but I actually kind of liked how you pretty much had to leave because of things being turned against you, lead to an excellent setup for Heavensward.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      FF11 is still getting threadbare content updates anon. It's not gonna stop until it costs more money to maintain than it makes.
      Personally, I can't wait until it goes into maintenance mode, so they can do some low-effort horizontal progression that just wouldn't fly with the game as popular as it is now.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, they supported XI for ten years before putting it in maintenance mode for xiv. Difference being that 1.0 was 1.0 and that did not end well.
      I actually wonder if we' ever going to get another FF mmo or at least in the next decade?

  118. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would probably play it again if my friends would check it out, but they would never pay $17 leafbux for it every month. And the free trial is so limiting for actual MMO aspects like trading. At that point it's a glorified single player gsme

  119. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing, EW as a whole ruined it for me
    I fap to mods and that's it

  120. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the game and its storytelling is too bad to draw me in.
    I might reinstall if they add blitzball or something just for the novelty but the game itself is garbage

  121. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I keep wondering if the guy who still regularly posts Runar pics is actually for real and is genuinely still holding a torch despite everything the devs have said or if he's seriously deluded himself into thinking he's fighting some internet war and he's the sole defender because he's got a bunch of furry pics saved.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Runargay was just doing it to rile up Yshtolagays. The only genuine posters are the diaper alisaie posters in regards to weird obsessions

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The only genuine posters are the diaper alisaie posters in regards to weird obsessions
        Please say it ain't so, I'm still trying to believe they're just being ironic for lols.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Those homies have been around since ARR Coils

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon I WANT to believe they're ironic and we don't have genuine diapergays.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              they haven't had any new material since merunyaa stopped doing it publicly so yes they're being ironic here

              keyword : here

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he thinks its stopped cause of Meru
                moronkun? FloofnFloof alone went crazy with Gaia during Shadowbringers.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wish you still have femras and fricking cats posting their diapered WoLs in other fricking boards. Meru was just the fastest drawer.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >he doesnt know about getting diap'd at /xivg/ meetups

  122. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Transdeadgame

  123. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    troony
    GAME

  124. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  125. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    nothing

  126. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think those pandaemonium experiments went a bit overboard...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      AH-

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      hatred

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      off to the special cells with you

  127. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Started recently as a gladiator and about level 20 and able to go to the other cities. Am I cucking myself switching to a different class like Marauder at this point, or should I at least finish the classes questline? I'm leaving off crafting/gathering classes besides miner and goldsmith so I don't feel overwhelmed.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you should level multiple jobs because you're pretty much guaranteed to over level the MSQ by quite a bit eventually

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fair enough, I'll probably grab Lancer and Marauder and grab the other gathering jobs and a few more crafting classes.

        pld, which starts at level 30, has the absolute worst questline in the entire game.
        Seriously shockingly bad and surprising that it hasn't been remade completely. Pick any other job you want with no worries.

        Is PLD at least fun to play? Right now the main ones I'm interested in are Marauder and eventually Dark Knight.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Depends on what you like, PLD is a flexible tank but I find it to be the most boring tank. Early Paladin especially is boring as frick, but most of the tanks are like that.

          WAR=GNB>DRK>>>>PLD

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            WAR and DRK were the ones I was most interested in so I'll have a look. Thanks anon!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      pld, which starts at level 30, has the absolute worst questline in the entire game.
      Seriously shockingly bad and surprising that it hasn't been remade completely. Pick any other job you want with no worries.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the point where the game lets you off the leash and you can try any starting class. The first 20 levels are a breeze if you stick to the hunting log and do the starter quests in each city. Try them all until you find one you like.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's fair enough, I mainly wanted to get through Realm Reborn fast enough but I'll give a few jobs a try.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      go nuts however you like

  128. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    make it modable and give us source code

  129. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the gunblade job fun?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      its your standard tank that has half of a machinist's wildfire phase as a class gimmick

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      once you get Continuation

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's a slave to the 1 minute buff window and if your gnashing combo drifts for any reason you're fricked. Trying to mitigate during the combo is downright impossible if you can't double weave comfortably and it happens more frequently than you expect it to.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's incredibly fun, give it a try

  130. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  131. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let me frick the NPC's and maybe this game would be good.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ZERO SEXO

  132. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Yeah been lazy with it, that was a Halloween event outfit I wore for fun and just kept it. I'd usually have something like this or that or something related to the content or job I was playing.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You should try some greens and browns in your glamours as well. Don't fall for the monocolour meme

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kind of why that one outfit I had earlier stuck, it's pretty varied color wise.

  133. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    sell me on the combat, rotations of skills sounds boring af. also is black mage really "stand still, with extreme prejudice" or is it memes

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      BLM has the highest skill ceiling because it's kit has no rotation, just a bunch of building blocks it expects you to build into a monolith.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You could say the same thing about Dark Knight but it just amounts to mash on CD.

        Still harder than PLD or WAR though

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      BLM Leylines are "stand in this circle to do more damage" and ontop of being a caster you really want to avoid moving as much as possible. In regards to rotation the fun you find is generally in how you need to optimise and adjust the rotation for a fight. Delaying big cooldowns to align with upcoming downtime and re-engagement along with adjusting to weaving mitigation into a rotation (especially when big damage is coming out during a burst window as a tank) can be fun to adjust to. It kind of a put in as much effort as you want though. Melee DPS are all parsebrained and need to get all their positionals and uptime just right or they pop a blood vessel for example.

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