What would an Australian Grand Theft Auto look like it
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The Getaway but more Chinks and SEAs and more sun
The black character would be a boong and every third word would be "c**t."
"Oi c**t, nah c**t, nah I can't believe this c**t. c**t! Cuuuuunt. Nah they fricken fired me c**t. Fricken c**ts I swear they fricking... c**t they fricking found the METH c**t!"
Average Abo moment t. White Aussie
You're missing a massive amount of whinging about White Dogs.
forgive me
"Oi c**t, nah c**t, nah I can't fricken... nah c**t... c**t! The fricken white devils c**t, fricking taken our land c**t, taken our cenno, now they're taken our undemocratic voice c**t. Fricken c**ts I swear c**t. OI BENJI, GRAB THE BILLY, THE CONE PIECE AND THE FRICKEN METH, CUUUUNT!"
forgive the cringe writing non aussies but I swear to christ it's actually how the c**ts speak
Yeah nah, close enough but you're mmissing threats towards us White dogs but hey, fricken A for effort.
>Phillipino obsessed with anime
>Abbo obsessed with Ghetto culture
>White won't shut the frick up about his Irish roots
tip is to wave an aussie flag infront of a white if he loves it hes aussie
if he hates it hes irish and punch him
Newcastle
For me, it's Broome - the cornerstone of True Blue Aussie Spirit™
>broome is in western australia where the ocean is on the left
>this picture the ocean is on the right
how the frick...
Lad, what side is the western ocean on if you walk from north to south?
I've been there and saw raptor foot prints on the rocks when there was low tide.
Give me Australian red dead instead with bushrangers and Kelly
Kelly is dead, culturally.
it should be written by paul fennec
The gangs would be south africans, lebs and chinks. You’d go around shooting people in sydney suburbs, and then have to rescue your friend from the cops when he kills his nephew in a street race
>south africans
You mean Sudos. Only saffers that seem to move here are the white ones.
Missions would include smuggling coke into sydney, alcohol/petrol to aboriginals in the outback, and meth to Port Kembla/Wollongong
Could probably have a mission arc where you help clubs launder money via pokies, and help BHP tear up indigenous heritage sites by planting bombs or starting bushfires, while you blackmail a reoccuring dirty political with small tit/squirting porn (for you seppos, aus gov considers small breasts child porn and squirting piss play and banned them)
You play as an aboriginal stealing cars for joyrides.
If police catch up to you and beat your ass the ABC campaigns for the police to be fired and charged.
You get released with compensation payments so there's no incentive to avoid getting beat by the cops.
there was a decent procedural drama series set in australia. not sure if it was called something like underbelly or something
that weak shit can piss off, watch blue heelers instead
>Watch cop show
That's treasion.
pic related being honest
it would look almost identical to a GTA game set in any developed country. you just change the accent and add in a few landmarks
8 hours on the bruce highway trafficking weed
Play Forza Horizon 3 to find out.
fingerbanged my mrs here
Hex?
i wouldnt mind hex licking my banjo string
>Bajo string
No.
The geography isn't entirely accurate in this game mind you. But it's the closest you'll see about our country in video games.
It would be more fun back when there were gunshops in the city. And bank robberies were on the telly once in a little while. *Cracks ipen neighbours cat* Ahh yeah those were the times.
Methhead zombie dlc
For real, it could only be set in the early 80's. You'd have Asian gang wars with Lebanese, King Cross bashings where every drunk Aussie would bash a gay in public, molestation going on in Catholic schools, and try to mix things up timeline wise while exploring very neglected communities.
Housing commisions places filled with bogans / drugs, Aboriginals with destroyed communities always drunk, Kids being kids doing crazy stupid shit. You'd have the early surfing culture & Aussie beaches. Bushlands and forests with lost people in them, maybe chuck in the huge bushfires, weird ass weather systems like massive fogs, sporting events, horse racing, Car racing.
You could have a mini game every time you return home like checking your boots and dodging the jumping spiders / getting rid of snakes.
Surprisingly interesting since Australia would have you think it's multicultural but there's pure rampant racism pre-2000s
There were no asians or lebs in the 80's. It all went wrong in the 90's. Greeks and italians were our Black folk untill then.
My bad, that must of been when Cabramatta gang wars happened early 90s fighting with the Bikies, Lebanese street culture would make sense in the early 90s as well.
Australia GTA would be interestingly diverse I think, but when they were looking for a location Australia made sure to tell them to frick off despite the potential being there.
>80s
then you couldn't beat up lads.
a ram raid mechanic
You'd pretty much have a perfect idea of what GTA Australia would look like if you played this game.
america is the only place where gta makes sense to take place in, america is the only country where a normal person can be more armed than the average police or military anywhere else
Brazil, Mexico, London, and Hong Kong could all also work. Though for the former two the language barrier is a problem.
No one cares about the vegemite brain jail island of the eternal anglo.
Your words cut like a samurai sword sharpened with 1000 folds of cherryblossom bukakke.
Two words: Brenton Tarrant
I'll be so quick as a flash.
defyin the laws of gravityyyyy
That was New Zealand.
The protagonist would be an American tourist. The game would be general racing and fun...until nighttime, Australians would flee into buildings and bar their doors. Aborigines would chant in their Australian tongue, as they try to keep the evil Outback spirits at bay. Beasts, insects, plants, and everything else designed to kill humans would march through the streets.
The game wouldn't be EDF anon, but if the protagonist was a child on the other hand... lets just say don't put your hand anywhere near spiders with red spots on their back.
went on a bush walk through the Blue Mountains, sat on a rock and the fricker was chilling on a web 20 cm right next to my face
They tried to keep a Black person down.
They were wrong.
This year.
One man.
Has his vengance!
For freedom.
An all-american videogame set in the harsh wilderness of australian suburbs.
Brought to you by rabbi's holocaust rememberance games and banking co.
"Time to turn the sun off on the british empire"
Rated googoo for babies 0-2.
It would be this
One of the finest things Perth ever produced.
>finest things Perth ever produced
It's a good video, but this doesn't mean much considering WA is one of the dumbest and most useless states.
Mining.
>my state is so good... because there are things in the ground
Try again.
My state is so good because there are more things in the ground
didn't these guys go to court over this
truly no fun allowed: the country
Just in case you don't think the video is funny enough, this should help you exhale through your nose with mirth
https://ohpi.org.au/report-racist-video-flubba-bubba-noonga-video/
They were aquitted
A protagonist coming of age would be the perfect fit for an early 90s Australia.
Why are you losers here on a Saturday night?
I got wasted last night and don’t feel up for anything else
It's 2pm c**t
i'm really sick so staying in
take a wild guess
the weekend is when i get to enjoy being a lazy c**t
I don't know man. when did your life fall apart?
for me 2020 Covid lockdowns was all it took to kill what remained of my social life.
Melbourne?
This place just doesn't feel the same after the madness of those two years. Absolute insanity, and all of it over the fricking flu. Tried getting into footy this year, but only made hobby friends, not real friends. And spending 8 hours everyday at a boring programming job filled with 40 year old immigrants is mentally draining.
>Absolute insanity, and all of it over the fricking flu
Buckle up, they are ramping up to pull the same scam again. And you can be assured that this moronic country will go right along with it.
Night lifes as good as ever, everyone from my views gotten bored of being sad and now everyones out getting fingered again.
Life sorta came back to this place a while ago.
No one cares about masks or jabs from what I can tell, its not an opinionated pissing and moaning match over who understands medicine better anymore. The only thing that "happened" that affected people permanently was give them 2 years to sort out their shit, or make it worse.
I can't wait for summer to possibly not kill us.
A missed opportunity with this thread in regards to putting a vote no bumper sticker on the car ay?
>saturday night
its saturday 14:40 redditfrog
posers
Give me a GTA set in South East Queensland and that gentleman, will be the greatest game ever made or God strike me down now
Guess I'm right
>All the npcs are Chinese or Indian.
>Protagonist is Muslim
>hit an abbo with your truck
>your wanted stars don't increase
>see flat chested woman
>5 stars
High speed chase all the way from colac to frankston
Skitchin the metro
Buying a nice house in seaford
Holden commodores always the best car to steal but theres a finite amount
>coal mines shutting down
>electricity prices skyrocket
I wonder how long it will take for people to get sick of Labor? maybe the bills might do it? hopefully people have some common sense to get rid of this government.
>hopefully people have some common sense to get rid of this government
Ha.
You're talking about a country that enacted laws in WA that added so much red tape that it made it impossible to do anything, and they had to revoke it only after a short period because of how bad it was. And yet is now going to a vote this year to enact the same policies into our constitution.
People here are fricking braindead. Total brain rot.
Our electricity prices at my house went from 1000 to 3000 in a month because of these closures. If Labor doesn't want to discussing nuclear energy then they should get the frick out. This almost makes me wish people were rioting over these disastrous polices they're implementing.
How many people in your household?
The prices HAVE risen ridiculously, but I think you might be getting scammed.
3 people. It's a 2k hike. Might be worse in my state than yours, I'm in Victoria.
The c**t rain keeping the temperatures down doesn't help either
Make no mistake, prices have increased ridiculous, but $3000 is excessive.
You should look into your bill. I can guarantee you aren't paying the cheapest price. And using controlled load helps a lot too.
We used to pay $400 monthly a few years ago, and I managed to get it down to $100 without compromises. In a three person home we are paying $200 in the worst month, around $100 average.
I'll look into seeing if i can get a cheaper deal out there. But regardless the pricing is still fricked and labor need to go over this shit. When it comes down to the bills that's where they're fricking up big time.
>maybe the bills might do it?
what the frick are you talking about
You clearly don't pay bills if you think prices haven't gone up.
Mate, Lab got in because morons thought the Libs didn't go far enough to stop the spread of covid
Oz is lost
obligatory Forza Horizon 3 screenshot
No guns and the cops are toothless cucks (unless it comes to enforcing covid lockdowns)
Wouldn't make for a very fun game
>no guns
no one tell him
>No guns
Meanwhile in Sydney every second week...
Literally Mad Max
reminder
That just reads like a wall of cope from someone suffering an inferiority complex. The US is not that much older than Australia yet has a rich history of literature. Moby Dick and Ulysses, both of which widely considered some of the greatest novels ever written, are both American in origin.
The real problem with Australia is they have spent their entire existence trying to define what they aren't rather than what they are (Canada has this problem too), which I think is the result of them having gradually be handed their independence rather than having to fight a war over it. When you win your independence in a war, it leads to you severing all ties with the host nation you were once attached to. But when you just get handed it out of pity, you stay strongly connected to your host nation. So your identity becomes one of trying to show how different you are, rather than simply not caring about the former host.
>Moby Dick and Ulysses
>Ulysses
Is there another famous Ulysses book other than Joyce's?
As much as you all say you want to play a game in Australia, do you really actually want to play one in this day and age? it's probably going to be pozzed like everything else in the industry. Just play Ty the Tasmanian tiger and call it a day. Because i can bet good money this was made by greens gays.
You'd play as police officer shitting on the law.
Just kick him in the nuts at that point
Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6
That cop is literally playing with the fact that he's bigger and more powerful than her to basically abuse her, if he did that to a man of his size he would have been beaten to death by that man.
As for me, I'd try to grab his gun and kill him, I'm pro death penalty and I believe some people don't have a right to life, this cop sure doesn't have that right either if he does this on camera.
It doesn't matter how big he is if she just clocks him in the balls. She's in range to do it.
The problem is she's stuck in the mindset of "he's a cop so I need to comply", basically appealing to authority. A very dangerous mindset to have, because it leads to situations like that. Not just the cop trying to choke her, but on a more abstract level it leads to a society that would allow such a chain of events to happen in the first place. 50 years ago do you think an Australian cop would've even considered laying hands on a compliant woman in the streets? Not likely. Do you think an Australian cop would've even considered trying to force people indoors because of a pandemic? Also not likely. But they do it now, because a culture of compliance and deference to authority has been cultivated in Australia and indeed most of the western world.
The problem is that people are bombarded at every second with the mindset of having to comply with the establishment, the whole mainstream media be it news sources or social media have only one discourse, and that's it that you have to do what the "intelligencia" dictates, simple as.
The most common trick they do is catalog everything as a conspiracy theory, even things you've seen with your own eyes, they just invent some excuse to tell that your own eyes are lying to you.
With this shit people lose all critical thinking because you can go wherever you want that the discourse will always be the same, and when someone tells an opposing story they get censored and they character assassinate that person.
The hideout. Go here to lay low from the jacks and the misuses. Reduces wanted level.
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