If he gave me loads of money so that I could bow out and live innawoods out of the woods. I'd still call his launcher shit but I'd like him because he gave me money
If there were another 2 pictures of dogs eating remotes that looked like other vidya CEOs so that they become a trio and memes get made about them. I won't budge until that happens.
Better question- what would it take for you to start liking him? Phil's the most charismatic, pro-consumer CEO out of all game companies and you're still letting snoy win the generation. Why won't you buy a series s?
>all modern movies bad
Hmm >old movies good
hmm
I tend to think that the type of person that tends to like 'movies' is a pretentious twat that struggles with hs lit and then considers movies monologuing garbage in a foreign language with a slowly panning camera to be some masterpiece a queer lot. Again though, you buy movies so perhaps to you it's more about purchasing a box and putting it on a shelf that is the main appeal of a movie. I find movies that try 'hard' tend to always be extremely simple; boring if you will. The most mundane observations in them are presented as something profound.
I like him because back in the day he actually made shit himself unlike most of these gays. He also cares about trees n' shiet which is cool. But I also don't like him because hes an autistic moron publicly.
Honestly can't think of any way for that to happen.
Between the unoptimized fricking shitshow that is the new Unreal Engine,Tencent, Fortnite, and their other ventures, I think this homosexual has done a ton of harm to the already shit state of the industry.
Keeping its mouth shut and going back to being a behind the shadows ceo focusing on upgrading its engine would be a good start, then after that if he decides to get its head out of its ass and actually investing in the epic store, after that maybe ill start to like him a bit more.
making Save The World a top priority and using it to mine OG fortnite nostalgia. connect it with OG BR. really go all in on that old universe but really focus on modernizing STW but keeping the old Fortnite lore and assets. simple as
Sorry Tim but it's too late. You openly admitted that customer opinion doesn't matter to you if you can just bribe publishers for exclusivity so you don't give a shit about the store experience or launcher features. The promised cheaper game prices also haven't materialized.
I don't trust you and it's going to take several years of you not fricking up like that before I'd even consider giving EGS a chance.
Apologize to my uncle and once again swear his fealty to my family.
>Gives away free vidya
Why would I dislike him?
>free vidya you can't play without installing chinaman botnet
>using steam
also stop storing cp on your computer anon
If he gave me loads of money so that I could bow out and live innawoods out of the woods. I'd still call his launcher shit but I'd like him because he gave me money
buy tencent's % back
make store not gay, free games isn't the way
make something other in addition to fortnite
Epic Games Store to disband and cede its entire library to GOG
>forfeits any future copies of the unreal tournament franchise
yes please
For him to stop chewing my remote.
If there were another 2 pictures of dogs eating remotes that looked like other vidya CEOs so that they become a trio and memes get made about them. I won't budge until that happens.
>a trio like these ?
Yes, the closest I get to being invested in any of this is looking at memes about these people, that's the only thing that works on me in this case
Better question- what would it take for you to start liking him? Phil's the most charismatic, pro-consumer CEO out of all game companies and you're still letting snoy win the generation. Why won't you buy a series s?
>pro-consumer
>buys all the companies and doesn't do any quality control or set deadlines
lol no
>tries to make a gaming netflix
>pro-consumer
ayy
If you traditionally bought one movie per month Netflix is already more value.
The movies I buy are not the slop that passes for current year filmmaking.
>all modern movies bad
Hmm
>old movies good
hmm
I tend to think that the type of person that tends to like 'movies' is a pretentious twat that struggles with hs lit and then considers movies monologuing garbage in a foreign language with a slowly panning camera to be some masterpiece a queer lot. Again though, you buy movies so perhaps to you it's more about purchasing a box and putting it on a shelf that is the main appeal of a movie. I find movies that try 'hard' tend to always be extremely simple; boring if you will. The most mundane observations in them are presented as something profound.
He got too fat.
Not cheery comedy uncle or cool tech guy fat like Gaben but disgusting, bloated, americano grande latte fat.
Drop to 9% BF and stay there until the end of time.
If he released source code of all UE games ever made
Department from PC gaming industry, and handing off his company to someone who understands the inners and out more than he does.
He'd have to become a good person first, so you might as well not daydream about it.
He needs to stop monopolizing the fortnite money and put his game on Steam.
I do like him. Godspeed Tim!
he should frick off
Get some people to improve his store at a reasonable pace and just be honest he wants more money and is selective about his moral crusading
I like him because back in the day he actually made shit himself unlike most of these gays. He also cares about trees n' shiet which is cool. But I also don't like him because hes an autistic moron publicly.
well i'd have to be gay first which i'm not
I already like him
let me play fortnite on linux TIMOTHY
Do a livestream where he does nothing but make rat puns for 4 hours.
proper final release of Unreal Tournament 4
eat a full tv remote on stream
Jazz Jackrabbit 3 (in 2d)
It's impossible to like an ugly person.
Bring back Unreal
i don't think anyone gets anything out of me liking him so let's not bother trying to figure this out
Did he implement achievements yet?
>What would it take for you to start liking him?
About three fiddy.
give me a nice paying job
Honestly can't think of any way for that to happen.
Between the unoptimized fricking shitshow that is the new Unreal Engine,Tencent, Fortnite, and their other ventures, I think this homosexual has done a ton of harm to the already shit state of the industry.
The new Unreal Engine is great.
why did he eat the remote? can somebody explain?
For him to get on his knees and start drooling
If he killed himself.
Kowtow to Gabe and release all exclusivity contracts and never do it again.
I already like him.
god damn his eyesight is terrible
I'd love to kiss those manly lips.
Keeping its mouth shut and going back to being a behind the shadows ceo focusing on upgrading its engine would be a good start, then after that if he decides to get its head out of its ass and actually investing in the epic store, after that maybe ill start to like him a bit more.
If he gives the Fortnite girls some actual breasts and asses
Allow any of the hentai games Valve rejects on his store
making Save The World a top priority and using it to mine OG fortnite nostalgia. connect it with OG BR. really go all in on that old universe but really focus on modernizing STW but keeping the old Fortnite lore and assets. simple as
same energy
frick timmy and frick his store
Holy seethe
Murder-suicide of his entire family tree.
Sorry Tim but it's too late. You openly admitted that customer opinion doesn't matter to you if you can just bribe publishers for exclusivity so you don't give a shit about the store experience or launcher features. The promised cheaper game prices also haven't materialized.
I don't trust you and it's going to take several years of you not fricking up like that before I'd even consider giving EGS a chance.