the ability to experience the story from start to finish, pre-patch/post patch bullshit included, why do i have to go to youtube to access cutscenes that are no longer available but still completely relevant? it's a fricking joke
A car crash or some accident that left my lower body paralyzed and most of my brain inoperable.
The invention of eternal life (and youth).
The invention of hyperbolic time chambers.
>no datamining / PTR information dump >Full ban on gear simulation Black persony >GDKP and other form of boost = IP ban >Wintergrasp/Ashran styled PVP zone with good rewards >no M+ >no AP type farm, frick off >no Token, no gold inflation shit >professions back to pre-legion state >mages die instantly whenever they aoe
If my responsibilities went on pause every summer like in my lonely suburban childhood, I might consider wasting one of those summers on a nostalgia driven character level up run. I'm not a fragile b***h so seeing what's changed would be more interesting than intrusive.
Nothing
WoW ruined the MMO by turning it into a content themepark and ruined the other genres around it by serving as the blueprint for grindy "player engagement" design and live service. I hope it dies
Nothing. Wow ended at mop for me. I had a good run with my bros. Some ups and downs, but it was fun. Without those friends the game is soulless for me.
Nothing, the game is designed to a job that wastes your time and the players are all wannabe Twitch streamers and you being 5% less efficient healing is killing their dungeon run.
full loot pvp
Albion
females with bigger breasts and the option to play as e-girls
I need a job but illegall migrant workers are first come first serve
damn, life is tough as a professional lawnmower.
Panda sex
God damn they're so fricking ugly even by furry standards holy shit.
I'd still frick them
Never played an MMO and never will
the ability to experience the story from start to finish, pre-patch/post patch bullshit included, why do i have to go to youtube to access cutscenes that are no longer available but still completely relevant? it's a fricking joke
Steve Danuser fired and a public apology from Blizz for ever hiring him
DO NOT
Demon hunters get their wings as a mount and they go back to BFA levels of overtuned
A car crash or some accident that left my lower body paralyzed and most of my brain inoperable.
The invention of eternal life (and youth).
The invention of hyperbolic time chambers.
this is the best answer
it's impossible to justify getting into WoW style MMOs when your time is limited and literally any other type of game is more fulfilling
Panda bounce
>no datamining / PTR information dump
>Full ban on gear simulation Black persony
>GDKP and other form of boost = IP ban
>Wintergrasp/Ashran styled PVP zone with good rewards
>no M+
>no AP type farm, frick off
>no Token, no gold inflation shit
>professions back to pre-legion state
>mages die instantly whenever they aoe
If my responsibilities went on pause every summer like in my lonely suburban childhood, I might consider wasting one of those summers on a nostalgia driven character level up run. I'm not a fragile b***h so seeing what's changed would be more interesting than intrusive.
Better items like the shit you got in vanilla that gave you cool buffs.
public execution of every single current blizzard activision employee
Nothing
WoW ruined the MMO by turning it into a content themepark and ruined the other genres around it by serving as the blueprint for grindy "player engagement" design and live service. I hope it dies
Nothing. Wow ended at mop for me. I had a good run with my bros. Some ups and downs, but it was fun. Without those friends the game is soulless for me.
Nothing, the game is designed to a job that wastes your time and the players are all wannabe Twitch streamers and you being 5% less efficient healing is killing their dungeon run.
My best influencer friend telling me I'm based
bump
bump
Nothing, it is beyond saving. Only the old content was good.
i'll mess around on seasonal servers and classic pservers but i will never ever touch retail
Chubby panda men with thick wieners
But we already have those and they're the best race/factions in the game
I want Taran Zhu to step on my face
bump
It is only fair that pandaria should have a booming sex tourism industry, considering.
>plow rice fields during the day
>plow pandaren cheeks during the night
harmony
I will resub the last month of cata to level a hunter from 1-85 and play MoP again. Till then im not falling for the israeli tricks of Blizzard.
why pay them? there is MoP private server launching soon
Just let that shit die holy frick I hate you stinky fat blizzdrones
pretty much nothing I've played enough wow for a lifetime