What would cause an Ork boy to sit down and say?
>Todeh wuz a gud dey
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What would the ideal day for an Ork boy look like?
What would cause an Ork boy to sit down and say?
>Todeh wuz a gud dey
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A big fight with Marines, new shoota, and maybe his favorite grot brought him some tasty food
Would fighting an Eldar count?
Eldar, Necrons, the Imperial Guard, Tau, Tyranids, other Orkz. It's all good. A fight's a fight. You don't even have to win.
Yes but pansies and spiky pansies always run away before you can krump 'em
>Just wakin' up in da mornin', gotta thank Gork (an' Mork)
>I dunno, but today seems kinda WAAAGH.
>No barkin' from da squib, no Odds (dey's weird)
>And da goblins coooked da breakfast wiv a plasmer torch (makes it crispy, it does)
>I gots my teef in, but didn't pig out
>Finally got a call from da warchief 'oo said "LET'S WAAAGH OUT"
>Grabbed me' shoota and choppa as I hit the door
>Thinkin, "Will I kills me another twenty-four?"
>I gotta go 'cause I gots me a lifta-drop
>And whens I hits the switch, I can smash stuff right prop' (right prop')
>'ad to stop at a green light (dat means stop!)
>Lookin' in me mirrors, not a flash git in sight
>And everything's alright
Nice
>TODAY I GIT TO SHOOT MY DAKKA AGAIN
>GOTTA SAY IT'S BEEN A PROPAH DAY
Well played Anon
Very good but
>but didn't pig out
Should quite obviously be
>but didn’t squig out
Are Orks really the biggest and strongest?
my dad could beat them in a fight
>my dad could beat them in a fight
Then what would he do?
Your mom.
Wait but that means...
BROTHA!
It's been too long!
Only the biggest strongest ones are. Everything else is a weedy grot asking for a krumpin.
Orks are easily pleased. Most days are good days for most orks. They've learnt to enjoy whatever life brings, reaching a level of enlightenment beyond that of any other race.
Literally anything that would make a T'au want to kill themselves.
But orks like huge robots as well.