What would Walt Disney homestly have to say about something so bizarre and divisive as Kingdom Hearts?
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What would Walt Disney homestly have to say about something so bizarre and divisive as Kingdom Hearts?
this is pretty nice art
yeah it's good
that artist has drawn some nice stuff and a few really cute um jammer lammies too, that's where I recognized the style from
after this they fricked
who is they
Walt loved the idea of having his characters interact with each other. That's a big reason why he wanted to create his theme parks. It actually doesn't make sense as to why the worlds in Kingdom Hearts need to be connected when they constantly break that rule. Apparently the original idea was that you would be able to recruit the Disney characters to your party instead of them being exclusive to certain worlds.
Man, after reading that I am reminded of the cartoon House of Mouse. Damn, that shit was peak greatness and satisfaction.
House of Mouse was airing at around the same time KH1 came out too.
Really seems like Disney was quite open minded to crossovers back then. It’s bizarre considering how draconian they are nowadays.
Must've been a change in management but as far as I can tell it's always been a israelite
He would say two nukes weren’t enough.
Luke, did I ever tell you about Sora, Donald and Goofy? Sora is a young man much like yourself who wields a giant key called the Keyblade which has many mysterious powers and Donald and Goofy are his companions, a talking duck and a dog respectively. Many years ago I encountered them and they joined me on my mission with my master Qui Gon Jinn and assisted us in saving your father from being a child slave and fighting the Sith known as Darth Maul before continuing on their own journey. During the Clone Wars, they appeared yet again, seemingly not aging a day while it had been over ten years since we last met, while I and your father Anakin Skywalker were rescuing Chancellor Sheev Palpatine from Count Dooku and fought with us against the Confederacy of Independent Systems until Anakin fell to the dark side. Sora and I chopped off all of Anakin's limbs and left him to die on a molten lava planet that had the Keyhole that they were searching for which Sora sealed with a beam of light from his keyblade over the charred body of your father. Sora, Donald and Goofy were there on the ship where you and your twin sister Leia was born as I pleaded for their help in saving the Republic but master Yoda said that they could not meddle in the affairs of other worlds even after they had already helped me in killing many people. They then proceeded to wish us luck and then left the system in their space ship made out of gummy candy. And they were good friends.
There they are now walking into my hut.
Sora! Donald! Goofy!
heh
i cracked a smile i'll admit
>They then proceeded to wish us luck and then left the system in their space ship made out of gummy candy
Gummi blocks are actually fragments of the barriers between worlds, and stick together because that's their natural state.
I feel like KH1 stuck to the gummi lore better than any other game in the series. The gummi levels had gummi blocks floating everywhere, and the canyon in End of The World was clearly made out of gummi blocks.
I wish they’d visit the Gummi Bears world and we’d get a huge lore drop.
Max is such a fricking loser.
LOL
KH lore honestly isn’t that complex. It only sounds complex because people watch lore videos that dump all that information on them at once, whereas the games dripfeed you that information over the course of several games.
KH2 is a whole clustefrick in itself.
>It's longer than you think, Dad!
Everyone is Xehanort, everyone else is Sora, everybody leftover is Kairi or a Disney character. That's your lore.
What about the Org XIII people who aren't, or originally weren't, Xehanort, because they were also from 10000 years ago in a mobile game?
the plot of kingdom hearts doesn't matter, it's written following noh theater ideas, which means logical stuff takes a back seat to driving emotionally charged moments instead
Like when Sora runs into Riku and cries, it being a huge moment for the characters
and while it makes sense logically since sora hasn't seen riku in ages, what's more important was writing a reunion
What's so divisive about Kingdom Hearts?
Some people think it’s stupid because it involves Disney characters in a dramatic plot that takes itself deathly seriously.
Those people are idiots who don’t understand that’s exactly what makes the series great.
The gap between 2 and 3.
It's a mediocre ARPG with one of the longest, most convoluted, and most terribly written stories in video games. People pretend to like it because they're austistic and can't comprehend that something they liked when they were 9 might not actually be good.
>mediocre ARPG
It literally has some of the best gameplay in any ARPG ever. Name a single ARPG that’s better.
>inb4 Souls-slop
>What's 2+2?
>And don't say 4!
Lmao
Souls doesn’t even have proper hitboxes or air combos.
It's long and kind of silly, both from a story and gameplay perspective because despite the series being high-budget they get weird and experimental with trying to reinvent the wheel in almost every game. This makes people with too big of a stick up their ass to enjoy silly things mad.
There's nothing to enjoy. The concepts are cringeworthy, the dialogue is awful, and it's thematically as deep as a puddle.
The concepts are cool and even if the story doesn't go particularly deep, it's good at delivering strong payoffs to what it's building. If you don't think stuff like the Roxas fight in KH2 or the subverted game over screen in KH3 is the tightest shit then you might just be gay.
>if you don't like this lame shit for autistic grade schoolers you must be gay
And let me guess, sonic adventure 2 is a masterpiece too? Frick off, your shit is so fricking lame. The action is bad, the stakes are non existent, the reveals are meaningless, the character design is moronic, and the dialogue and voice acting are just embarassing.
>And let me guess, sonic adventure 2 is a masterpiece
Nobody said anything about either of these games being masterpieces, just that if you can't see the appeal you're probably a massive homosexual.
The appeal is fisher price dragon ball Z with even less depth. If you think it's unironically awesome, you have a developmental disorder.
>everything i don't like is dbz
lol
I like DBZ. Your shit is DBZ but for gay 6 year olds.
Your hatred for the franchise genuinely warms my heart. Tell 'em anon!
I always wanted goofy to be my dad, instead I got this alcoholic butthole
I want to go back in time and pitch the idea of Mario to Walt Disney and Ub Iwerks.
Then I will pitch the idea of Mickey Mouse to Shigeru Miyamoto.
You could thank me later.