What would you define as a jobmon.

What would you define as a jobmon.

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    thing I don't like

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Non fat animal pokemon that is themed around a job and isnt from the first 4 generations.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand why people have such a problem with starters being "character-like" I always hear the same thing:
    >They're species, not characters.
    Starters are special Pokemon that are only offered at the start of the game for the most part, they are rare and supposed to be your partner so it makes sense why they are given more character now. Especially considering that regular wild Pokemon are still designed as simple animals and monsters

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just don't see how all Dartrix in the world have the same personality

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You accept that Chansey are all kind and helpful right?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they are rare
      there are many rare pokemon that aren't like that
      >supposed to be your partner
      then they should be open-ended enough for the player to make their own interpretation and enjoy it the best way they can
      being given what is essentially an npc in another fantasy game and being told "yeah there's a whole bunch of these and you can breed to get more of them" is always gonna be weird

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The point is that they are one of a kind. You can breed them and end up with an army, but usually you will only meet one Bulbasaur.
        So giving the starter a specific personality and treating it as a character makes sense. It would be a problem if was spread out among every species, but regular pokémon you find in the wild are rarely like that

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          starters are definitely NOT one of a kind. The only non-legendary pokemon I can think of that is supposed to be one of a kind is Spiritomb

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    First, jobmon is more meant as a pejorative than neutral designator, like the difference between Black person and Black: the former singling out bad apples mostly.

    Thus "jobmon" always implies thematic hamfistedness, to be poorly executed conceptually, which in the context of this series means to sidestep naturalistic design and take away from the idea of Pokemon being wild creatures that could have evolved independantly of humans.

    Greninja is very naturalistic. You can tell it's a ninja, but its design uses nothing not intrinsic to a Pokemon's own body to achieve that effect, and when you examine it closely nothing jumps out as "ninja" in fact, it's just a frog. It is on the border of subtle and obvious which is good, because it's obviously meant to be a ninja frog but the way it achieved that effect was through subtle touches that aren't beating you over the head with the idea.

    A bad example, i.e. jobmon proper, is Hitmonchan, which has clothes including boxing gloves and a humanlike face, making it just an ugly man boxing rather than a creature that conceivably exists as its own evolved creature in an ecosystem or whatever. There's no subtlety, nor attempt at naturalism.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree with you on everything on Greninja until it shoots a literal shuriken shaped water star.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Water starter has weapons = Job
        What is Blastoise's job?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          firefighter.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        the only problem with that is that there's no star-shaped water thing irl to base it off, so it's just this hamfisted invention made especially for greninja with no cleverness to it, yes

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Out of those starters, I'd only say that Scorbunny, and Intelleon are jobmon.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Incineroar also

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Incineroar has the wrester's belt, but that's not enough to make it a jobmon. It's more an extra detail than being defined by it.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    pokemon with a theme that isn’t fat

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is even the logic behind Empoleon being a jobmon?
    I can understand Samurott, even if I find it stupid, but Empoleon?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I cant understand Samurott. Or Chesnaught. Or even the Owl.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      emploleon- butler and poseidon
      samushart- samurai

      I cant understand Samurott. Or Chesnaught. Or even the Owl.

      chestnuts- knight
      dickintheeye- librarian, robin hood, and archer

      but op is missing all hoenn starters. those are themed and jobmonned too

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Being themed after something is not the same as being a jobmon.
        In Chesnaught case it is even weirder because no one would even know it was based on that if it was not by the other Kalos starters suggesting the RPG theme

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          thememon jobmon, it doesn't matter. theyre all lazy dogshit only zoomers defend them

          So like
          Alakazam = magician
          Hitmonchan = boxer
          Hypno = hypnotizer
          ?

          >Alakazam = magician
          no
          >Hitmonchan = boxer
          yes
          >Hypno = hypnotizer
          no

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        So like
        Alakazam = magician
        Hitmonchan = boxer
        Hypno = hypnotizer
        ?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Theming is fine, it only becomes a problem when it crosses too far into anthro-human territory.
        >Decidueye, Empoleon, Alakazam (examples)
        The theme is subtle enough. Not a fursuit, not wearing clothes, not too human. Decidueye is inspired by an archer, but it’s still believable enough as a species. At the end of the day, it’s just an owl and uses plants and an appendage to fight in a human-inspired way. Empoleon has subtle emperor design features, but at the end of the day it looks like a monstrous emperor penguin. It’s still a Pokémon, a pseudo-animal species. Nothing too anthropomorphic about it. Alakazam is themed with the idea of a psychic magician, but it still looks like a creature that happens to have psychic powers, and resembles yokai/mythology more than a human.
        >Cinderace, Hitmonchan, Quaquaval
        Human clothes. Or at the very least, fur/features shaped into human clothing. And a very literal human job translation lacking any subtlety. Cinderace is a soccer player and could be a human if not for the nubby hands and ears. And its fur is shaped and colored to look like a soccer uniform with shorts. Hitmonchan literally is wearing clothes, including boxing gloves and shorts. It’s too human. Quaquaval is wearing pants and has human legs with random sausage talons at the bottom. Too human, not enough bird. Not to mention it’s way too flamboyant. I’m not even against flamboyant people, but this bird is literally a guy in a bird suit at a pride parade and Quaxly deserved better.

        There’s just a line. Sometimes, they go subtle and hit the mark. Sometimes, they cross the line and make a human.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Alakazam is a baphomet
          It's not a jobmon, it just has spoons, which is a jobmon problem

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not all of those are jobmons, i really can't bring myself to picture a fricking incineroar, cinderace or inteleon in the wild

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Empoleon has a "job" then Serperior also applies as they're both based on royalty

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    When are we getting wagie starters?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anything with a suit can pass off as a salaryman for the japs, the next penguim is your best bet anon

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Greninja is the only acceptable jobmon (and even then it's debatable whether Greninja is actually a jobmon) because the ninja aspects are actually cleverly and subtly integrated into the design without making it obvious that it's a ninja. Most people who see Greninja for the first time can't tell that it's ninja themed.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Greninja is the only acceptable jobmon
      you mean out of the bunch presented to you

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >because the ninja aspects are actually cleverly and subtly integrated into the design without making it obvious that it's a ninja. Most people who see Greninja for the first time can't tell that it's ninja themed.

      homie please be serious. It's literal Naruto tier on the nose with it's theme. It's literally wearing a scarf and baggy pants while doing a standard ninja pose

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I used to think it was moronic to say people don't see these obvious things, but I know "major pokemon fans" who played every game, but didn't know crocalor had an egg on its head (despite picking fuecoco; they also didn't know skeledirge was a singer), weren't aware that vikavolt was a railgun, and had no clue that sivally is a reference to arceus. These people literally turn their brains off and massively reduce their standards when playing pokemon games, because they complain when games have ugly graphics and poor peformance, but then praise swsh and sv for being amazing games that delivered beyond expectations.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What category do Pokemon like Cubone and Mimikyu fall in? They're not "jobmons" but they have a single character trait that applies to the whole species.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the worst designs possible

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any pokémon /vp/ seethes over because they weren't created with their generation of children or personal vision of the franchise in mind.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Truth

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Had Remoraid kept its beta design would it be considered an objectmon?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      man this is ugly and poorly executed
      they needed to straighten this up, but axed it entirely

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only like Greninja, Cinderace and Decidueye

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Drummer
    >Soccer Player
    >Spy
    >Magician
    >Dancer
    Pretty clear. Human job, with humanoid body, anthropomorphic appearance and personality, looks like a fursuit, is a human-animal hybrid with a job.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is Decidueye's job?

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are 2 ways to go about it:
    >Animal with blended humanistic elements
    Infernape
    Empoleon
    Serperior
    Emboar
    Samurott
    Chesnaught
    Greninja
    Decidueye
    Skeledirge

    >A literal furshitter that just punched in
    Blaziken
    Delphox
    Incineroar
    Primarina
    Rillaboom
    Cinderace
    Inteleon
    Meowscarada
    Quaquaval

    The second list are absolute failures

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blaziken should’ve kept more chicken features instead of becoming a human in a fursuit. Same goes for Quaquaval who should’ve kept more duck-like features.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A literal furshitter that just punched in
      >Blaziken
      low iq
      post discarded

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      how is Infernape an animal but Rillaboom a furshitter? Rillaboom looks way more organic, except for the fricking drum, while Infernape has a lot of shit and accesories on it

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >rillaboom
        >organic
        It has a fricking drum and sticks. It is as a matter of fact one of the least organic jobmons.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's a tree trunk, and wooden sticks, you can picture a gorilla messing around with that shit in the wild, but not a fricking sun wukong-cosplaying monkey with metallic protective pads on its body

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Fiery hair
        Okay
        >Hunched over unless to look threatening
        Good
        >Playing on "Monkey king-fu" where it's an actual fricking monkey
        Nailed it

        >Bushy hair
        Okay
        >Hunched over until it pulls out a stump every match
        Uhh
        >Instead of playing on how gorillas beat their chest it uses fricking SCULPTED drumsticks to occasionally hit the stump
        Awful

        Infernape doesn't have a tacked on prop that impedes on the animalistic design, Simple as.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Swap Infernape, Emboar and Chesnaught with Blaziken, Rillaboom and Meowscarada and this is spot-on.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick GreBlack person

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're so cool for your unjustifiable contrarianism

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jobmon doesn't mean anything, it's another imageboard word that only imageboard "people" use. If anything, Pokémon has downplayed over time the whole idea of Pokémon having real world jobs and working in human vocations. It's the same with bipedal/humanoid mons, they've been there since the very beginning.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What would you define as a jobmon.
    A pokemon with natural characteristics resembling human characteristics without literally doing these
    >Cinderace
    Rabbits have very strong legs so cinderace has very strong legs to throw fire balls with powerfull kicks that resembles a soccer player
    >Inteleon
    Lizards have many abilties like goggle eyes whip-like tails chameleons can disguise themselves and some can glide in the air they are equipped like a classic action movie spy with lots of survival gadgets but they aren't really spies
    >Primarina
    Mermaids sing primarina sings that's all

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    An actual monstrous creature instead of lazy recolored/cartoon animals

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jobmons aren't bad, except Galar's

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blaziken, Infernape, Serperior, and Emboar are also jobmons.
    >Blaziken
    wienerfighter
    >Infernape
    Martial artist
    >Serperior
    Monarch or noble
    >Emboar
    Warlord

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A Pokemon literally defined by an occupation.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    a pokémon whose design is inspired by s real life type of person (mostly a professional) to its detriment. To its detriment meaning: it is hard to see the Pokémon as a member of a species which evolved to look like that instead of a singular character with its defined personality.

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They have human roles and dress like humans

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Incineroar and Cinderace are the only ones that are really that bad honestly. Even Inteleon does the bare minimum of "it only kinda looks like it has a tuxedo on instead of flat out wearing a tuxedo" but then those two are flat out wearing shirts and pants/belts.

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Once again it's all starter autism. This is why you box your starter immediately.

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    machoke and vigoroth, they help you move your shit in the new house in gen 3
    any humanoid fighting type for that matter... hitmonchan, conkeldur etc.

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