What would you do if you had to take a shit in a Resident Evil building?

What would you do if you had to take a shit in a Resident Evil building?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i was thinking about this a few years back and came to the conclusion that if just use a toilet
    dont want the mutants to bite my nuts while shitting in the main hall

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ever since i was a kid i feared that a zombie head would bite my balls if i sat on a toilet for too long

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same with me but it was that leech guy from that episode of X-Files where some mutated radiation leech human hybrid keeps popping out of toilets, that traumatized me ever since.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, that's just it. Resident evil has never had a toilet

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go to the bathroom? I'm not a pajeet or Jimmy McGill.

    On a side note, tt still makes me uncomfortable the fact that the RE3 Jack Bar has no bathrooms in both the original and the remake. I've never been easily scared by horror games but the idea of a bar without a bathroom makes me unironically anxious.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i was thinking about this a few years back and came to the conclusion that if just use a toilet
      dont want the mutants to bite my nuts while shitting in the main hall

      Alright, but what if the door to the bathroom is one of those YOU MUST FIND THE FOUR HEADS OF THE SILVER LION kind of doors.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Calm down, close my cheeks and just look for the damn key. Like I said, I'm not a savage who shits in the floor.

        But first I would knock on the door. It would be rude to just open the door and find out that someone is already using the bathroom. Jill could be taking a shower or Barry could be taking a dump or Wesker could be combing his hair, who knows...

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        None of the bathroom doors are blocked by puzzles

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd shit my pants obviously, the scent might even throw the zombies off

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    upper decker

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    do what sophistical people do, shit in the vase

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Considering I would need to solve a puzzle to get into the bathroom, I would probably just shit my pants

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont shit outside of home because I always shower afterwards
    cleaning up with ass hair sucks I need the shower

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try baby wipes.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        sorry Im not american

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          They sell them in every country.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try baby wipes.

      sorry Im not american

      Get a bidet.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got IBS so I would guess I just violently shit everywhere because there is probably no toilet easy to get to.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm guessing Adriana La Cerva wouldn't make it in the Spencer mansion

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would not shit my pants, that'd make it harder to run. I'd shit in a fricking corner somewhere and grab some books from the library and notes documenting people's last moments to use as toilet paper.

    Clean it up, Spencer.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shit in the potted plants

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i would simply shit into the inventory box.
    frick inventory managment

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you're shooting up the place and burning cadavers, it really doesn't matter. Just drop one and keep moving.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'll poo on tyrant's head

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Right there on the floor
    Doesnt matter at which point in time
    Whos gonna stop me? Umbrella?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Whos gonna stop me? Umbrella?

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The whole plot with Trevor was bizarre because it implied Spencer wanted him to get lost and die yet it doesn't account for how the frick eanyone else got around. There's no skeleton key or anything as far as I can tell, even the fountain is blocked off by two embelms. So I'm just supposed to beleive employees would randomly find the guy in hallway writing with his own feces and were jsut paid to ignore him.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weren't the guards tasked with hunting down Trevor? Or at least chase him away from any of the exits? I remember George saying he had to hide from them.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do it in Rebecca and/or Jill's mouth.

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