What would you do to fix Kingdom Hearts?

What would you do to fix Kingdom Hearts?

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Real keyboard customization like in WOW.
    Then just bossfights only. Cut out all the bull. Pure gameplay; then realize I'm playing an inferior MH World, which is an inferior Smash Melee and just play Melee again

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would go back in time and put a gun on Nomura's head to force him to release KH3 faster.
    The series lost me after the PSP game and I was already pushing it.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bbs trio? Dies
    I love aqua but for continuity sake it doesn‘t make sense
    >roxas never comes back
    >xion never comes back
    >lea isa and gacha girl can be a trio
    >kairi becomes an actual character

    That‘s only 3 if we go about as a whole? Never make bbs a psp game, never make 3D at all and never introduce the piece of shit timetravel mechanics to reintroduce the organization again

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >for continuity sake it doesn‘t make sense
      Ventus can't die, that would completely break the plot.
      >kairi becomes an actual character
      kairigays are INSUFFERABLE
      you don't understand that you like her because she is in the background and a support character

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon we have now like 5-6 people at (almost) sora level
        >ventus
        >aqua
        >tera
        >riku
        >roxas
        >xion
        When something happens, why do we need sora anymore? How come 6 keyblade users can‘t frick that guys shit up. I would even argue that roxas to some extent is sometimes stronger. All of them (except riku) need to die/retire/loose their powers. Idc about that shitty gacha plot. Making even more OC and sidelining them is shit, just because nomura can‘t let anyone die

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      --Roxas coming back and Namine coming back was bad. They're nobodies so they have a tragic end. They live on through Sora and Kairi. It was bittersweet (before it was retconned)
      --Xion doesn't exist. It was impossible for Xehanort to even remember her as an option. She doesn't even have a real form. Bringing her back ruins the ending of the game she was in.
      --Kairi deserves so much more then what she got in KHIII. I would have made Sora, Riku and Kairi the trio for KHIII, let them go on the adventure they were denied in One and Two

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      --Roxas coming back and Namine coming back was bad. They're nobodies so they have a tragic end. They live on through Sora and Kairi. It was bittersweet (before it was retconned)
      --Xion doesn't exist. It was impossible for Xehanort to even remember her as an option. She doesn't even have a real form. Bringing her back ruins the ending of the game she was in.
      --Kairi deserves so much more then what she got in KHIII. I would have made Sora, Riku and Kairi the trio for KHIII, let them go on the adventure they were denied in One and Two

      You are genuinely fricking evil

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a Saint and Kairi is the church

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >continuity sake it doesn‘t make sense
      What the frick are you talking about?

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    remove Disney characters from it.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    make kh2 but better

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      How is this possible? Is this fenrir 0 combo with beserk? Because otherwise wouldn‘t you need a combofinisher to finish bosses (something very annoying in kh2)

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        you only do the infinite combo with no mp, so once you get him to 1 hp pop an elixir and do a 1-hit combo

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          But the mp gauge is still violett (indicating that it is recharging) and no finisher move at all

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's sad about this webm is that this still isn't as broken as some of the shit you can get away with in RE:CoM

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a known exploit that is spammed by a fricker who thinks the one button shit of FFXV is good

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing, it ended at 2.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's no fixing the mess that is KH. Too many games, too many plot points, too many gameplay revisions. They should've kept it simple from the start, stick with Sora's cast as the only protagonists, keep the Disney characters relevant, refine 2's combat even further and so on.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Plot points all over the place and too many major characters were "the style at the time" (of shounen mangos).

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not take 15 years to make one game.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let h.a.n.d. make KH4. Everything after that should fall into place.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This mostly.
      Imagine KH4 with stylized graphics and new interesting magic additions. h.a.n.d. is the only studio at square enix that I would trust with the property. KH3 was utter slop.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      NEO was bad, the only other thing they made was ports.
      They did make Days, that one was pretty good but I doubt anyone who made that still works at that studio right now.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're thinking in terms of Western companies. Japanese employees tend to stay at the same company more consistently. There's probably at least a few people still there from back then.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >NEO was bad
        NEO was fantastic, what are you on about?
        Also most of the people credited in key positions on Days are still around. Check Mobygames.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I couldn't even finish it. The story was fricked by the troonylation and time travel, and the gameplay had no hook, nothing interesting to keep me progressing.
          I feel like I'm just throwing noise around like paper bags and the bosses are way too far apart from each other, especially with having to backtrack through every day.
          it just made me wanna go play TWEWY again

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Game gets harder and better. The final boss is so fricking cool. I didn't like the time travel or cringe translation either but I simply turned on Japanese audio and kept playing. I think it's a great video game.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The story was fricked by the troonylation
            The translation was about in the same vein as the original TWEWY’s. And the time-travel segments are a complete nothingburger to get upset about, especially since you can just blast through them. Either way, you sound like a moron with some serious nostalgia bias for the the original TWEWY.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              that's a pretty standard opinion, most people prefer the original to NEO
              not that it's a bad game, the plot just drags and drags and the budget constraints really run up against the massive length of the game

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Personally, I prefer NEO to the original both for its gameplay and its character writing.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >most people prefer the original to NEO
                Most people are morons who can’t read between the lines.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nane one good game h.a.n.d made that Nomura wasn't involved in.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    More Final Fantasy

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remove the Final Fantasy

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The worst part of kingdom hearts is trying to adhere so strictly to the Disney worlds. They need more original areas with their own storyline, or simply have unique adventures within Disney worlds with Disney cameos instead of
    >here just watch Frozen

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is only a problem in 2 worlds of KH3, but it's all you hear about the game for some reason
      I agree that it was jarring to just watch Let it Go with Sora going "huh?" in the background but you're talking about 10 minutes out of a 40h game.
      Like cmon homie.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because the other worlds in 3 were just as boring, or short, or both. Don't you just love running around the same few islands collecting crabs?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Don't you just love running around the same few islands collecting crabs?
          yes unironically

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          homie it took me like five minutes to do the mandatory crab collection and then I I the rest of the time finding treasure around the islands. The Caribbean is top 5 Disney worlds in the series easily.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah PotC was great in 3
          I liked all the world to be honest, except Sanfransokyo, that was actual ubislop I hated it and I still don't know what the frick BH6 is

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >and I still don't know what the frick BH6 is
            Very, very obscure Marvel team that was used as the basis for a Disney movie. Fun fact: Marvel said they aren't every going to use it again to avoid confusion.
            I'm 90% San Fransokyo in KH3 was them testing whatever Quadratum will be in KH4.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Don't you just love running around the same few islands collecting crabs?
          Yes actually.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm still mad Monster's Inc. was just generic industrial corridors. You'd think a series about keys and doors would have a lot of fun with the doors that can transport you anywhere in the world and were a big part of the original movie.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think it's because for KH3 they worked more closely with Pixar/Disney teams. Some teams tried to be more creative like the Toy Story team and other teams were just like "just shove your bullshit in a corner over there' like the Monsters Inc team.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    KH series should’ve ended at 2. KH1, Chain of Memories, KH2 was all that was needed.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make an actual Lilo and Stitch world set in Hawaii. Sora needs to impregnate Nani.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    game plays like 2 again, boom done fixed

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make it a single entry.
    KH1 ended perfectly, everything after with the organisation and the Nobodies completely ruined the first games story and ending.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sora and Kairi depart from islands
      >Mickey and Riku stuck in darkness limbo 4ever
      >Pluto with king mickey message
      calling bullshit, 2's ending got the Island trio back, got Mickey home and BBS shit doesn't matter.
      >inb4 B-but Org memebrs are le OC!
      so is every element that's not FF or Disney, Org were a means to an end and actually gave KH an identity.

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Put more triangle abilities in the game like in KH3.

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    get rid of all the OC garbage, have ansem be the reoccurring main villain who teams up with different square/Disney villains. Disney and Sqaure enix worlds only with maybe a fricked up final zone like kh1. No keyblade war or master of master organization bullshit, retcon it all away or ignore it.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >get rid of all the OC garbage, have ansem be the reoccurring main villain who teams up with different square/Disney villains
      that sounds awful

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        why? Don't focus on story, story for KH is godawful

        That's Mirrorverse with Ansem in it.

        I don't know what that is

        • 6 months ago
          Moose

          The story in KH is the best part just to see how off the rails it keeps getting.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's Mirrorverse with Ansem in it.

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make Disney villains be the bosses whenever possible. Let them ride a heartless like Clayton did if they're not threatening enough.

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cars Sora. Make it fricking happen Nomura.

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    level design that isn't 1/10 F grade cancer
    more edgy emo story
    disney characters being mixed with FF lore and vice versa, in a genuine thoughtful way, not slapped on arbitrarily
    less shit like themepark ride abilities, more shit like drive forms

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make Terra the main character and let him kill Xehanorts for fun

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    kingdom hearts should have ended with 2.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or KH3 should've been about people other than sora and the BBS crew.

      The way KH3 exists now heavily undermines KH2.

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Add sex with Kairi, Aqua, and Larxene. Especially her.

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Worlds based on TV shows

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gravity Falls, Amphibia, Kim Possible and Wander Over Yonder worlds would make me cum. Shame we live in the world where it'll be Star Wars and Marvel slop instead.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Especially now that so many Disney girls get anime power ups too.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          And this is why Disney's viewership with males is down. Male viewers reject this annoying feminist girl boss shit.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Can I ask why you keep coming to these treads if you hate KH and Disney?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Male viewers reject this annoying feminist girl boss shit.
            Female lead in cartoons exist now over 10 years anon, you know this right?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Especially now that so many Disney girls get anime power ups too.

        >scratch from ghost
        >owl house
        >you fight with star
        Instant cum
        >you fight with kim possible
        I would pay double of the price and would have like 200h in this world alone. Ffs I would just grind here, regardless of how long it takes

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Instant cum
          indeed

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            You would think there would be more art of Sora having sex with female characters from different media but damn near nothing. The most I've seen is when Sora got added to Smash and isn't one of those girls in this image a dyke?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >isn't one of those
              That's what makes it hot.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Make the story simple and clean like the first one was

      also this is a amazing idea

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Kingdom Hearts calarts
      Oh my god that's horrific

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1 full-sized original KH world after every 2-4 Disney worlds for some porper meaty plot development to happen in
    >Ditch KH3's bland look and replicate the more bright and anime-looking KH1/2 artsyle with modern tech
    >No more dudes in black robes ever
    >Keep the plot and characters from the gacha games seperate from the plot of the main series
    >Introduce a new crazy plot element that shakes up the status quo in the same way that introducing Nobodies and the Org did back in CoM/KH2
    >As much Sora/Donald/Goofy banter as possible and Donald and Goofy doing things important to the plot
    >Make the plots in Disney worlds all like Toy Box and Monsters Inc, and not like Arundel and Kingom of Corona
    >Build upon the world design from 3 and combat from ReMind as they're on the right track with those, but no more attraction flow bullshit

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reboot it and remove 95% of the plot that came after 2. Introduce Final Fantasy worlds, have their villains team up with the Disney villains and Xehanort to conquer everything. Disney heroes receive crystals becoming "warriors of light", FF protags become party members too and can be taken out of their world for a customizable party. Plot is now about Sora trying to unlock Kingdom Hearts to release the light within and banish the darkness, the twist being KH is actually within us all.

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aside from the gameplay in KH2 to involve more platforming elements in the base game so it's not mostly just stretches of land, and how the motion abilities level up, nothing really. I'd add stuff though. More FF characters, like Red XIII in Pride Lands, and some of my favorite Disney properties.

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hire better writers and an editor, and put Nomura on a leash. He does have good ideas from time to time, but they always try and do too much and the result is always a disjointed and inconsistent mess. When they do something good, they inevitably run it into the ground later.
    For example, people enjoyed the Organization in CoM and II, but Sora ultimately defeats them all and they presumably cease to exist after this. Not only do they actually bring back all of these characters, but they then create yet ANOTHER Organization that sometimes works with members of the old one. It's just stupid.
    I'd rather they attempt less things but actually execute them well.
    A more extreme solution would be to completely reboot the story and strip things back down to their core. Keep Sora, Donald, Goofy, Kairi, Riku, and Mickey but make the game more about exploring cool worlds both Disney themed and Square original rather than trying to make some grand epic story that's too cumbersome to wrap up.

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    either erase mobile games from existence or make real console/pc games based on them

  31. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mandatory Sora footjob sections

  33. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't have cucked Namine for the totally nonexistent Xion.

  34. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    get the guy who helped nomura with the script in kh1 and 2 back.
    convince disney to allow more fine control over what can and cannot be done with their properties.
    get the people who did the kh2 battle system back in the same room.
    proportionate the plot more finely across the entire game rather than rushing the most relevant stuff in the third act.
    new set of villains who are as charming as the organization but are decidedly not the organization.
    reboot riku and kairi's personalities to be less cardboard.
    yoko does the entire soundtrack this time.
    no more than 30 hours long, approximately ~15 boss fights, additional hard mode bosses not included.
    this is already being done but clean slating the setting and characters in a restart from 0 would help immensely. it seems clear that kh4 already is doing this.

  35. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gameplay
    Bring back the soulful level design of KH1 but more polished and complex.
    Buff party members back to KH1 levels and add more party member customization and management.
    Bring back KH3's Grand Magic except add more depth to it. Depending on what order you cast magic you can do a variety of different finishers.
    Add more combos for basic attacks instead of just mashing X.
    Increase the gravity and make ground and air combat distinct, don't just let the player mash X from the ground straight into an air combo.
    Bring back keyblade transformations but make their roles more distinct, encourage the player to swap between them frequently.
    Story bosses should put up a fight and require strategy, don't just put all the good bosses in the post-game/DLC.
    Bring back the cool heartless from KH1 like Defender, Wyvern, Wizard, Invisible, etc. Also Mushrooms.
    Final boss should be over the top and have a big monster form like in KH1/KH2.
    >worlds
    Mix of 2D, 3D, and broader Disney properties (Marvel/Star Wars/etc). NO remakes.
    New coliseum/arena world.
    New mini-game world.
    Have 2-3 kino OC worlds.
    Final world should be long and full of atmosphere.
    >story
    Keep it simple and clean. Keep the bullshit involving the animal mask people in the mobile games to a minimum. New story involving Sora, Riku, Yozora, and Master of Masters in a new dimension. Assume the player doesn't know shit about any of the side game stuff and come up with a fresh plot that develops the new characters.
    Improve the cutscene direction, make it creative and soulful.
    Make the Disney worlds actually important to the plot or lore.
    Bring back Final Fantasy characters. They can be all new since it's a different dimension. Bartz, Zidane, Warrior of Light, etc.
    Don't dump all the plot at the end like in KH3.
    >visuals
    Different styles for each world. KH4 trailer visuals should only be for that world because it's supposed to be "realistic".

  36. 6 months ago
    Moose

    >KH4 still isn't out yet.
    >Missing Link still isn't out yet.
    I thought Nomura said he wanted releases to be faster? At this rate we're gonna have a whole one console KH game this gen.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nomura doesn't understand time.

  37. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    remove attractions. remove shotlock. let people stay dead. more ff characters

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