Whats a game I can waste my entire weekend playing?

I fell out of bed in the middle of the night last night and cracked my face on the bedside table. Now that I have a shiner blossoming on my face, I don’t really want to be seen in public for a couple days until I look a little less ugly. Any ideas for a new game to pass the time?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Emulate Wario Land 4. It's peak SOUL.

    • 10 months ago
      Swollen shut

      I’ll have to check it out!

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weird reason you stay inside.

    • 10 months ago
      Swollen shut

      If you saw my face, you’d probably understand.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It can’t be that bad. You’re probably being overly sensitive

        • 10 months ago
          Swollen shut

          It really is. I was thinking about seeing a doctor for it. That would be the only reason I would go outside right now.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            What the heck guy
            Apply ice and listen to an audiobooks. Frick playing games.
            >Cooking Mama: Dinner with Friends

            • 10 months ago
              Swollen shut

              Yeah, I’ve had ice on it all day and it’s still swollen up like crazy. I have my first day of classes on Monday too. What are some good audiobooks?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon it's ok to move on from a toxic relationship, report him and start a better life!

            • 10 months ago
              Swollen shut

              If by him, you mean the bedside table, he really is very useful and has only even hurt me one other time

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You need to make an incision and let the blood out so it doesn't swell as much

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poop

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alternatively read some isekai manga/manhua, or watch Goblin Slayer/Konosuba/Mushoku Tensei/tensura/Shield Hero (s1 only). They're all inherently gamey.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or Danmachi

    • 10 months ago
      Swollen shut

      Watching anything might be a bit difficult right now, but then again so would video games haha. Any advice for the black eye?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.mayoclinic.org/first-aid/first-aid-black-eye/basics/art-20056675

        • 10 months ago
          Swollen shut

          Thanks, although I guess I was looking for advice on getting it healed really quick. I start classes Monday and don’t want to introduce myself to all my new professors with a massive black eye. I’ve been trying everything to make the black eye go away but it keeps getting worse.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            cold compress will help heal a little quicker by keeping the swelling down. apply ice pack 3x a day for 10 minutes each.

            • 10 months ago
              Swollen shut

              How likely is it that this heals by Monday? I’ve been icing like crazy and it’s gotten even more swollen and bruised. I can barely pry it open with my fingers.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                don't pry it open wtf dude, just ice that b***h and take an asprin
                introducing yourself with a black eye is based don't even worry about it

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    what kinds of games do you like
    you're focused too much on why you're inside and less on what kind of shit you want us to suggest

    • 10 months ago
      Swollen shut

      I’d say mainly fantasy RPGs. I’ve played Skyrim to death and most of the Assassins Creed games. I really enjoyed the Witcher 3 and DragonAge: Inquisition.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anon already recommended Wario Land 4, so play Wario World too.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      not that homosexual but i always heard bad things about wario world. it's actually good?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's too short and somewhat repetitive, but it's a really fun game. Perfect for a free weekend.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Learn how to play Picross.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You ever play a Trials game?

    • 10 months ago
      Swollen shut

      Never tried one. Are they fun? Or at least fun enough to distract me from the purple baseball growing on my face?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah man. Give it a shot.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ys origin if you're into short ARPG's.
    takes about 8 - 10 hours to do a playthrough or 20 ish to do all routes.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pseudoregalia
    Zorbus
    Hard Space: Shipbreaker

    You can get through these in a weekend or less

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    what genre do you like?

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