>"I could punt that Cubone so damn far... I mean I wouldn't but still. Damn, my ass itches, I want to scratch it but theres too many people around, maybe if I lean back against this wall a bit I can use that to scratch it. Ah shit was that gum on the wall? Frick, now I'll have to deal with this... Did I remember to lock the door this morning? Yeah I did, I remember going back to double check it after I checked the mail."
Who the frick even am I
>wow, those dumbasses really think this is an actual, natural beard
He's planning his Mike Haggar cosplay
>"I could punt that Cubone so damn far... I mean I wouldn't but still. Damn, my ass itches, I want to scratch it but theres too many people around, maybe if I lean back against this wall a bit I can use that to scratch it. Ah shit was that gum on the wall? Frick, now I'll have to deal with this... Did I remember to lock the door this morning? Yeah I did, I remember going back to double check it after I checked the mail."
And so on and so forth
>they dont know im grooming my own chocolate e-girl wife more than I groom my fricking beard
what's bad with grooming?
Nothing
>"Iris' dragonite needs to get punched and kicked real hard to build character"
I want to frick anons
>how will they assassinate my character design in the bw remake/remaster
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Why am I the coolest gym leader chad?
Digits confirm
Basado
Drayden should have been the Champion, or at least in the Pokemon Black2 version.
I fricking hate the e-girl shit.
*The world failed. Would've been better if team plasma won*
>Should've adopted a white girl
've adopted a white girl