Whats her appeal?

>bosses you around like a dog
>makes fun of you
>insults you
>manipulates you
>lies to you

Fuck this bitch

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like the ideal women honestly.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All the other women are basic damsels, even if they have magical powers, Yennifer on the other hand is pretty much the female version of Geralt, and in the end that's the kind of woman Geralt wants to be with

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Geralt is not as manipulative, controlling or callous as Yen
      Triss isn’t a damsel, she’s just young, dumb and full of cum

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Triss isn’t a damsel, she’s just young, dumb and full of cum
        Yeah, all the other girls are, except for Yenn

        She's like an adult surrounded by teenagers

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >young
        Triss is a granny

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Triss is like 40, Yen is 100

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Triss fucking blatantly lies to Geralt when he has amnesia. Fuck Triss. How could you accuse Yen of manipulation when Triss does way way worse.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Yenn never holds this against Triss and in fact the two are portrayed as besties at times, like the romance ending in W3 where you try to romance both
          By far my biggest issue with the story writing, unironically.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She redirects all her hate to Geralt, who was basically used by Triss. If Yen immediately forgave you and went all out blaming Triss maybe I would think better of her.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >sells out Geratl, Yen and Ciri to the turbo cunt witch WEF because she's fucking one of them.

        Bitch is worse than Yen because she plays innocent.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Game-only secondaries do not know that.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Game-only also don't know Yen slept with Geralt and then the same night went to another man's bed and when Geralt and that dude were about to murder each other for her she bailed out of town.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Netflix also made that guy a moron

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you want to bring out book lore why omit the part where Yennefer sells Ciri to the sorceresses in Thanned while fucking Geralt's brains out to distract him? Defending Yennefer by pointing out the betrayals of others is ironic because Time of Contempt exposes her bigtime.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Book readers eternally btfo

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Geralt is not as manipulative

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its almost like shes a woman, those are normal traits for them

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Geralt is a simp bitch who, when push comes to shove, only looks after his own interests instead of his bros. He has the power to make the world a better place but just lets it persist in shit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only low IQ men want to date women with equal or higher IQ.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But if the guys IQ was low enough, wouldn't that be his only choice anyways?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. So only low IQ men. High IQ move is to seek something else than intelligence or competence from your female partner.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. So only low IQ men. High IQ move is to seek something else than intelligence or competence from your female partner.

        I am sure you have solid proof of this and aren't just assuming "my preference good, so for high IQ, your preference bad, so for low IQ, ungabunga"

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's been studied but no, I don't take a copy of every research I've ever read about and keep it available for your pleasure. It also makes perfect common sense: do you think men seek to debate philosophy with their partners? Or do you think they talk about those subjects with other men instead.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >It's been studied
            Yeah, sure it has
            >do you think men seek to debate philosophy with their partners? Or do you think they talk about those subjects with other men instead.
            You can do both, they are not mutually exclusive.
            I'm not particularly interested in debating philosophy with a woman but yours is a total asspull, and your "common sense" doesn't make sense.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Your lack of education is showing, my "man." You also apparently lack common sense. Men want a woman who looks good. Intelligence has nothing to offer to us because we are the providers.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Intelligence has nothing to offer to us
                A smarter woman will be a better parent, she will also pass off better genes.
                She is more likely to take care of herself and not get fat and unhealthy with time.
                There is no downside to a smarter woman besides your quite evident insecurity about it.
                >Men want a woman who looks good
                That is of course the case, and the primary thing men go for. Does this mean that they try to specifically avoid intelligence as you pointed out? Of course not, if given the choice between an 8/10 125 IQ woman and an 8/10 90 IQ woman they will choose the smartest one, because of actual common sense reason and not the bullshit you made up.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There are 125 IQ women who are hell to live with and there are 90 IQ women who are wonderful
                Surely one of the most obvious fallacies of our modern world is the belief that being more intelligent will make you happier

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That is of course the case and yet refutes absolutely nothing about what I said.
                You pointed out that high IQ men avoid high IQ women, this is completely false.
                You can argue that some low IQ women will be better, and I can agree with that, but this is moving goalposts because you can't back up what you said
                >Surely one of the most obvious fallacies of our modern world is the belief that being more intelligent will make you happier
                Only further reinforces the fact that high iq men will go with smarter women that make their life unbearable even when easier options are available.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Science disagrees with you. There's a reason academic women cannot find partners. You are completely oblivious of why. Meanwhile academic men can. You also speak of good genes when the heritability of IQ is poor. High IQ men don't want complex partners, low IQ need someone to take care of them.

                You have a black belt in bullshido.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >There's a reason academic women cannot find partners
                They aim too high
                >Meanwhile academic men can
                They are high value so have loads of options
                As pointed out here

                >Intelligence has nothing to offer to us
                A smarter woman will be a better parent, she will also pass off better genes.
                She is more likely to take care of herself and not get fat and unhealthy with time.
                There is no downside to a smarter woman besides your quite evident insecurity about it.
                >Men want a woman who looks good
                That is of course the case, and the primary thing men go for. Does this mean that they try to specifically avoid intelligence as you pointed out? Of course not, if given the choice between an 8/10 125 IQ woman and an 8/10 90 IQ woman they will choose the smartest one, because of actual common sense reason and not the bullshit you made up.

                high IQ men will not go out of their way to avoid high IQ women, but it will be so easy for them to score good women when they achieve success, and intelligence is not the main thing they look for.
                But it is NOT an undesirable characteristic.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The reason is they don't have the qualities any man would want. They may be competent at work, but they are not desirable in a relationship. Intelligence is good, but intelligence is not a desirable trait for men in a relationship. What actually matters aside of looks is a pleasant personality. The end of story.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >What actually matters aside of looks is a pleasant personality.
                Obvious one, which still doesn't make intelligence undesirable
                >The reason is they don't have the qualities any man would want
                Yes, they are probably ugly as sin. I already pointed out several times men go for looks, but if a two women look the same and one is a cashier and the other a biologist, then men will go for the biologist. This is assuming they look the same of course.
                My contention is that intelligence is an undesirable trait, not that it's the most desirable since that's of course not the case

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Essentially, men like contrasts and so do women. Rational men seek emotional women on a biological level, not a copy of themselves. It'd be an instant boner killer for most men if there was Jordanina Peterson walking around the house.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Men don't want masculine women, what a surprise. Which is why Yen being a female Geralt is unappealing to most people.

                Triss is sexier

                Were they literally unable to not cast brown people for those two lmao. Imagine brownwashing some of the most characteristically white women in vidya.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Since you want to take fucking jordan peterson of all people as your example of smart, he's not married to a dumb bimbo, just so you know.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, because life is more complicated than that, mating decision doesn't come down to a single trait.

                Men don't want masculine women, what a surprise. Which is why Yen being a female Geralt is unappealing to most people.
                [...]
                Were they literally unable to not cast brown people for those two lmao. Imagine brownwashing some of the most characteristically white women in vidya.

                >Men don't want masculine
                Neither intelligent. That's the point. If you wanted intelligent, you'd be browsing the most intelligent women online and choosing the one with the best looks and other traits. Nor do you find it attractive when a woman says something smart. Unless you have a fetish. It's not desirable. But very well, you do you. High IQ women still remain lonely.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >High IQ women still remain lonely.
                IQ has nothing to do with it, it's the lack of femininity. There are plenty of smart feminine women.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They are both feminine and lonely, that's the point. The IQ does not help them because it's not a desirable trait like you claim for a relationship. High IQ men don't desire them and low IQ men don't meet their standards.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >High IQ men don't desire them and low IQ men don't meet their standards.
                Where is this narrative coming from lmao. A smart companion you can discuss complicated topics with is universally attractive, it only gets unattractive when they think they can wear the pants in the relationship because they are smart or at least think themselves so. IQ could only be seen as unattractive in the context of wanting to pump and dump a woman, and not be with her for an extended amount.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Here's a simple proof: if an attractive lady has 100 IQ, they don't become any more attractive if you increase it to 200. That can only have a negative effect. You need a fetish for that.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >That can only have a negative effect
                You just made that the fuck up and it is not "simple proof"

                Also, you share the same narrative, you said the academic women are lonely because too high standards. But if the academic men desired intelligence, they would make sure these women are not lonely. So check-mate.

                He's not me, I said that.
                False equivalence, men go for looks first of all as we already have established. High IQ are a minority, so the chances of finding a high IQ attractive female are decreased, and for a successful man with lots of options, he's going to have settled down before finding such a woman.
                But intelligence is not undesirable at all, it's just not desirable enough to pass on good options for years waiting for the "right one".
                Women date differently, they only date (or try to) date upwards, so an intelligent woman will not settle down with an idiot, and will have to wait years to find the right man.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Even if there was no negative effect, it'd still prove intelligence is not a desirable trait as it'd contribute nothing of relevance. But since there actually is a negative effect but you deny it, I will say you are a fetishist based on life experience and what I've read about the subject. The high IQ move is to understand that if something simple does the job, you won't make it unnecessarily complicated.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, it would not prove that still. What would prove that is 140 IQ men dating 90IQ women the same they date 120 IQ women.
                That is not the case, no matter what "you have been reading on the subject". Either post proof or fuck off.
                >But since there actually is a negative effect but you deny it
                Such as? Being a better parent? Being more fun to spend time with?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Such as?
                Having more mental and physical problems. Having more complicated needs and desires. Less cheerfulness and happiness. The greater risk to deceive you successfully. These are easy to come up with, you know.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >high IQ causes physical problems
                Wow, amazing.
                >These are easy to come up with
                I know, you have been coming up with shit the whole thread.
                Now please can you post proof that
                >140 IQ men date 90IQ women the same they date 120 IQ women
                ?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Never said that. High IQ does not cause certain physical (and mental) problems but at least correlate with them. You'd know the difference if you had studied. Your question is irrelevant meanwhile the proof is simple: intelligent people want to keep things simple and are able to prioritize. You are claiming intelligent people want to let undesirable and highly irrelevant traits cause problems to them. Doesn't make sense.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What physical problems are correlated with high IQ? Feel free to educate me.
                >Your question is irrelevant
                Not really, since it shows the actual trend of actual high IQ people
                >meanwhile the proof is simple
                Yes, answering my question would provide simple proof, instead of making shit up.
                >You are claiming intelligent people want to let undesirable and highly irrelevant traits cause problems to them
                No, I am claiming intelligence is not an undesirable trait, you fuckwit

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Allergies and immune system flaws. Enjoy sneezing while searching for that algebra professor of yours.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >doesn't address any of my points
                I'm glad to see you finally gave up.
                It's embarrassing to see how you haven't posted a single proof that above average IQ men are more likely to date below average IQ women besides your flimsy at best reasoning.
                Either way, I'll sauce it up your own points for you: the allergy thing is from a MENSA survey. High IQ people are more likely to self report their health problems because they are more likely to be aware of them when they show up.
                It's the same for depression, low IQ people have been proven to be more miserable, the reason high IQ is correlated with depression is because smart people are more likely to go to a psychiatrist in the first place.
                Now either post proof of
                >140 IQ men date 90IQ women the same they date 120 IQ women
                Or admit you made shit up the whole thread.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                False. You don't know anything about this subject, like the simple idea that intelligence could have both positive and negative sides is completely alien and foreign thought to you. You have never studied and as a result live in misinformation.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >doesn't address any of my points
                I'm glad to see you finally gave up.
                It's embarrassing to see how you haven't posted a single proof that above average IQ men are more likely to date below average IQ women besides your flimsy at best reasoning.
                Either way, I'll sauce it up your own points for you: the allergy thing is from a MENSA survey. High IQ people are more likely to self report their health problems because they are more likely to be aware of them when they show up.
                It's the same for depression, low IQ people have been proven to be more miserable, the reason high IQ is correlated with depression is because smart people are more likely to go to a psychiatrist in the first place.
                Now either post proof of
                >140 IQ men date 90IQ women the same they date 120 IQ women
                Or admit you made shit up the whole thread.

                yo offtopic gays, go get a room and hatefuck each other already

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He's too smart for me, as a high IQ individual, I only hatefuck low IQ anons

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well, the topic is undesirability of a vidya character so it's definitely on-topic. Yen is undesirable precisely because of that, she is too much trouble. Intelligence leads to appreciating other characters.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She's too much trouble because she literally used to cuck geralt, not because she's smart, what kind of fucking reasoning is that.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Her intelligence makes her more cunning and dangerous. It also makes her boring company when she talks about sorcery and similar stuff. Barely ever smiles, almost always unhappy. Also has a hunchback so she spreads bad genes.

                If you think the only problem with Yen is that she cucked Geralt, then you need to take another look. She isn't a pleasant character.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >her intelligence makes her boring when she talks about intelligent stuff
                Maybe to you?
                And it's not like she is particularly intelligent or says particularly intelligent things either, she's just your average cocky woman if she had superpowers.
                >If you think the only problem with Yen is that she cucked Geralt
                She has many problems, obviously, but I don't know why you would come to the conclusion that her being smart is the big problem there.
                Shani is also smart and she's a sweetheart.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Also has a hunchback so she spreads bad genes.
                She infertile, all witches are, so she ain't spreading shit other than her legs m8.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are right, I almost forgot. Nonetheless, all the sorceresses will only bring hell to Geralt and he doesn't deserve that. If he knew better, he would go for one of the var Attre twins.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >like the simple idea that intelligence could have both positive and negative sides is completely alien and foreign thought to you
                Huh?
                I am pretty sure I never said intelligence has absolutely 0 drawbacks, but when you try to pass it off as an absolutely horrible thing I can only laugh at you. Yes, high IQ people do tend to socialize less, etc etc and so on. But after several times you proclaimed how an intelligent man would never go for a smart woman because that's a universally bad thing, I have to humor you a little.
                She will raise your children, her being smart is not a drawback at all.
                Also:
                >still no proof about smarter men dating below average women over above average women
                Keep "studying" the subject until you actually get something solid about it anon.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Depends only on your priorities. If you want to pump and dump then yes, high intelligence is revolting. But if you want to hold on the relationship, then it's very desirable trait.
                Many vidya characters that aren't one-dimensional and aren't impulsive are written as very intelligent. Guess why Morrigan, despite looking like old hag and damaged good, is considered as attractive by many.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Also, you share the same narrative, you said the academic women are lonely because too high standards. But if the academic men desired intelligence, they would make sure these women are not lonely. So check-mate.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >you said the academic women are lonely because too high standards.
                No I didn't

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >If you wanted intelligent, you'd be browsing the most intelligent women online and choosing the one with the best looks and other traits
                Once again, intelligence may be less desirable than tits on a woman, but it's not an undesirable trait by any metric.
                But not only I don't have a list of all intelligent women on the planet, I also don't think a random guy messaging them "damn, you've got a big brain, wanna fuck?" would be a very effective tactic.
                >mating decision doesn't come down to a single trait
                Yes, that's what I've been saying since the start, and it refutes this

                Only low IQ men want to date women with equal or higher IQ.

                I never said intelligence is the main thing anyone looks for in a woman, but trying to sell it as undesirable honestly sounds like a big cope.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >heritability of IQ is poor

                Making obvious that you're retard with one assumption.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fuck smart bitches, bro. They suck fucking ass and are hell to live with. Have you ever known a smart bitch to shut the fuck up and know her place? No, because they are too arrogant and proud to do such a thing. Their supposed smartness deceives them and make them think they are smarter than they really are, giving them delusions of grandeur.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It sounds like you described a person that thinks they are smart but they very much are not smart.
                Anon is talking about actually intelligent ones that are out there.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Shit it makes sense to me, ive observed what that anon has observed as well. I just see you denying reality, pretending someone else is wrong because hes not saying what you personally feel he should be

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What a shiitake

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Low IQ take

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The only reason for you to want to date low iq women is if you are insecure about your intelligence.

        >waaaah my woman can be on my level my masculinity is destroooyyed AAAAAHH
        absolutely pathetic.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          WHERE CAN I FIND A SCULLY GF. REDHEADS ONLY

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yea, i didn't get it either.

      >Yennifer on the other hand is pretty much the female version of Geralt
      how do you figure? didn't seem to me that they had any overlap in personality traits at all. she's reclusive, detached, and prone to losing her temper. geralt constantly travels and interacts with all types, gets overinvested in solving every shit eating peasant's problems (even for free occasionally), and is notoriously level-headed, even in high pressure situations.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like long dark hair without bangs

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love girls like her and morrigan

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >t. Autist

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She is like Morrigan but way worse because she cheats on you and doesn't have the trad wife potential Morrigan has.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, I adore that Morrigan went full mom mode giving her son the childhood that she never had in the swamps.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mama bear mode Morrigan just makes her hotter, the Grey Warden is a lucky man.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The only good thing Inquisition made

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How is this type even called?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Semen demon

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "My wife" type

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >use to like only redheads
      >get dragon age
      >meet morrigan
      >slowly fall in love

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Morrigan mogs all other vidya witches by a thousand miles, not even close. Yenn especially is shit tier because she actually cucks you canonically.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Morrigan hit the golden ratio. Bitchy enough where she initially makes you want to conquer her, but also wholesome enough for you to want to fix her and wife her up later on. Her having a good reason for her behavior also helps, and if you combine that with her killer looks and beautiful character development, well it's not even really hard to see why she is so beloved. Yen is just a slutty, even more bitchy Morrigan that never actually developed into a wholesome trad wife. Comparing her to Morrigan isn't even fair really since she was turned into that archetype only in the games, in the books she is just a 3ddp thot that lacks even the few endearing characteristics game Yen has.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish she wouldn't be so much of malding contrarian in DAO.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's part of her charm tbh. so much of it is clearly a front to protect herself that when the walls finally come down, it's all the sweeter/more tragic when she leaves.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She is objectively right more often than not

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she's just like Ganker!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "My wife" type

      but she looks like a fucking 60 years old
      yuck!

      yen is miles ahead, she's prettier and more sexy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yen being slightly better looking is literally all she has going for her against Morrigan, and even that is debatable. She gets completely mogged and utterly crushed everywhere else.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          tbh i like that dai morrigan looks visibly older, it gives her more motherly vibes and fits well with her characterization and voice.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          tbh i like that dai morrigan looks visibly older, it gives her more motherly vibes and fits well with her characterization and voice.

          What, Yen looks older

          No, Yen doesn't look better. But at same time Morri does indeed look a bit older because she is around 40 in DA:I. Perfect MILF age.
          Not to mention Yen is barren which disqualifies her as MILF material

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What, Yen looks older

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Tfw she calls Flemeth out on being a shit parent and that she'll never be like Flemeth in raising her child
      Only decent part of that entire game, that and her comment about the Warden's letter making even Lelliana blush because Morrigan knows she reads her mail.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to play DA:I just for her but the game is so fucking boring

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Play as a knight enchanter and ignore side quests. The DLCs are really worth it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IMO it's sort kinda unfair & sad that Witcher is better than DA but Morrigan is better than Yen
      also stop using that cursed mod

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Still gets wet talking about the Warden 10 years later
      Not exactly realistic but beautiful nontheless

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think it could be realistic if you aren't together all the time. It's human nature to get bored of everything, even someone you love. So you if you spend a good amount of time apart you will be eager to see each other again

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          “Absence makes the heart grow fonder.”

          I'd bet that more marriages in real life last longer with couples who are away from each other for longer periods of time than those who are constantly together day in day out.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Either that or you have to share a deep passion.
            The first example that always comes to mind for me is Steve Irwin, his wife said time and time again after being rumored to be together with actor XYZ that she has 0 interest in remarrying anyone, their love was big enough to last a lifetime and she has no interest in someone else because it could never compare

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s like you retards played a completed different game. She will actively talk about cucking you with Sven in front of the whole party but will leave you if you suggest the same deal with Leliana, the true “trad wife” of Dragon Age.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you didn't play the game
        >cucking you with Sven
        >Sven
        retarded bas moron spotted

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she fantasizes about BQC in public
          nice "trad wife" you got there

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Banters with Sten the same as any other member trying to fluster and get a rise out of them
            >Sten calls her bluff and informs her she'll need armor, a helmet and an iron pry bar that can easily be heated otherwise it won't get his attention
            >This freaks her out and she stops pestering Sten to get a rise out of him
            Sten doesn't even believe she's a woman because of the way the Qun and Qunari view roles and genders in DAO. This is supported by if you're a female Warden he'll voice not understanding to the party while wandering around because to his people that isn't the way the world works, females aren't warriors or mages period.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              And then Qunari is a spectrum that accepts retards like Felicia Day
              gg bioware

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >first he took camilla valerius
        >no he's taking morrigan
        how can we stop him bros

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You'd think a knight would lie with witches?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I get where you are coming from, but one of the main themes with Morrigan is that she is all talk but no action, it's that contrast of what she says and what she actually believes that people find the most endearing. She acts bad and experienced, but in reality she is quite innocent. It's the exact opposite from Leliana who has quite the innocent front but in reality has some serious history on her shoulders. I still think the bander with Sten was in bad taste, but it's obvious she is just fucking with him, especially when she says the Warden wouldn't mind, she knows very well what she is saying bullshit and so does Sten. She also probably feels comfortable to fuck like that with Sten because he is the one person that would never seriously take her up to that offer. So because of that and his stoic attitude, she decided to mess with him.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Perfect description.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IMO it's sort kinda unfair & sad that Witcher is better than DA but Morrigan is better than Yen
      also stop using that cursed mod

      >Posting DAI instead of DAO morrigan

      Disgusting

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        DAI had nice visuals at least, and Morrigan looks great in it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Morrigan looks great in it.
          Morrigan was the best part of that game. not a high bar, but I'm glad that BioWare had the good sense not to do Swamp Waifu dirty.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        DAI morrigan is the only good thing to come out of that fgame

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Disgusting

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That can't be a real opinion, you must be shitposting

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Morrigan is the only female in DAI that actually looks like a female (female)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I managed to avoid all the spoilers and had no idea what they were talking about "meeting the empress advisor". I lost my fucking mind when I heard her voice as she came down the stairs.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only good thing to come out of Inquistion was the confirmation that she and the Warden are a happy family with their son. Whenever I replay Origins I can never finish anything other than male noble who romances her. Even if Dragon Age is a dead franchise run by trannies now I can abandon it knowing my Warden got his happy ending.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >old God baby
        That's not the purest of iterations of Morrigan. If you have a normal child with her she gets even more wifey about her Warden.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        recommend you do a not demon child run. IE warden doesn't sacrifice himself, doesn't do the ritual, but still romanced Morrigan. She still gets knocked up by his virile seed and has Kieran.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That makes the good Witch Hunt ending impossible

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not true you still can have the warden follow her through the elysium. She announces she is pregnant with your child. Far more wholesome ending than already knowing she was pregnant with some demon child

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I also recommend marrying Anora as well for the ultimate harem end if you are a human noble. It just makes so much sense and emphasizes even more the Warden's decision to leave with Morrigan and leave his wife behind to rule alone.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Pregnant or that she recently gave birth? Pregnant would be kinda fucked up considering you can stab her in the belly lmao

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Pregnant, and yes it's pretty fucked but that's why origins is so great, it gives you the opportunity to be this fucked up. You can be giga Chad fucking and cucking everything that moves including the king, or a cuckhold that offers his woman to other men, as well as everything between those two. The roleplay experience is truly versatile.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Muh diiieeeck

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yes

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I too am following MissAlly on Twitter and downloading all of the Morrigan content she posts.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          good renders, good stuff

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You now realize that both series used the same set of myths for some of the areas, and:

      Velen = Korcari Wilds
      Lady of the Wood = Flemeth
      The Crones = Morrigan

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The Crones = Morrigan
        lmao

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Splitting into three crones is one of the most famous things Morrigan does in Irish mythology.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You forgot the 12 inch cock

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >she - assertive bitch ass sorceress but also low self esteem because of fucked childhood, can't have children because muh magic, tsundere that wants family
    >he - cold kick ass witcher, hides his emotional side behind muh Witcher code, can't have children because sterility, gets free royal daughter
    It's not really hard to understand. Just read the books.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hides his emotional side behind muh Witcher code
      I always assumed he hid it just because it was easier for him, not because of some Witcher code. The no emotions things is just a common misconception/rumor anyway, it's not actually part of the Witcher code or whatever.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hides his emotional side behind muh Witcher code
      I always assumed he hid it just because it was easier for him, not because of some Witcher code. The no emotions things is just a common misconception/rumor anyway, it's not actually part of the Witcher code or whatever.

      It's been ages since I've red the books, but if I remember correctly it was basically revealed at some point that "Witcher Code" is just a cope out to whatever witchers don't feel like doing
      >you want me to do [X], huh?
      >sorry, can't do, witcher's code forbids it. you understand, right?
      Just don't overdo it, or else peasants will catch up

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Triss Chads rise up.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shani supremacy.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shani is the only no-problem-at-all answer. However, Shani is dedicated to her work. She has put off shit with Geralt several times over her career. Therefore, she's best girl.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >no-problem-at-all
          lifespan issue

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are both pretty bad, Triss is just not straight up awful so she will always have my support even if I like Yen more visually. Of course that's only if the schizo theory about Lambert is indeed just a schizo theory.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn straight brother

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        built for my cock

        the cock attached to my body specifically

        the one inside my underwear as we speak

        that one

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >doesnt know Lambert fucked her
      cucks rise up

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That doesn't even make sense considering the situation

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most of that could apply to Triss, too. Yennifer's at least an upfront cunt for the most part, and she's 100% got your back. She's also not making massive power-grabs while using you to do it, too.
    Triss plays games with you the majority of the time that you're with her. She even tricked Geralt when he had no memory, in an attempt to get him to help her and her fellow sorceresses make massive power-plays against the kings of the north. She never apologizes for that, either.
    I will say though, that the devs undersell the fuck out of Yennifer in the Witcher 3, while overselling the fuck out of Triss. It's obvious who they preferred.
    Triss or Yen isn't so cut and dry as some think. On the surface, is seems like Triss is the best option, until you sit and think about all the shit she did to Geralt when he had no memory. Triss is no angel. I'd argue that most of her behavior toward Geralt is a complete act, so that she can get what she wants out of him.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My association with the witcher starts and ends at the witcher 3, and in witcher 3 Yen is a complete cunt and Triss is likeable
      Therefore Triss > Yen >>>>> Kiera

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At least you can pump and dump kiera

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't know

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cant believe people unironically choose triss over yen. Genuinely awful taste

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yen is disgusting. The amount of times she has cucked Geralt are too many to even list, not to mention how many times she just sleeps around with everyone and anyone in the books. She makes Triss look reserved and conservative, which she most certainly isn't. Yen is too much of a bitch and a slut, she frankly has no redeeming quality besides her looks, which even then are hardly better than Triss if we are being objective. One of the best looking woman on vidya? Sure, but an absolutely awful one as well.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Geralt sleeps with whoever as well. All of the sorceresses that are of note have a history with Geralt. ALL OF THEM (except for Philippa because she only likes fat dudes apparently). My girl would be mad if I fucked all of her friends in the past. It's a real relationship, it's complicated.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >It's a real relationship, it's complicated.
          Not it's not real retard, but nice cope cuck

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          fat ugly bastard bros we won

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >it's complicated
          women are not allowed to sleep with other men. Only whores do that

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She has raven-black hair as a fully white woman with no foreign admixture. She's also pale, has purple eyes and has a good jawline. She's a rare 10/10.
    And she is only bitchy to Geralt, when you act like a fuckup.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >She has raven-black hair as a fully white woman with no foreign admixture.
      Back again here German anon?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what the fuck?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can't escape my eye friend

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you dont need to have foreign admixture to have raven black hair as a white person... is this the extent of american education?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was indifferent to both girls in Witcher 3 until that bit where Yennifer has to interrogate a corpse. It was meant to be really traumatic or something so I tried to talk her out of it but she wanted to go ahead with it. After, I asked her if she found out anything, at which point she bitched at me for not asking about whether she's alright. I asked her if she's ok and then she bitched at me about how it doesn't mean anything because she had to tell me to do it. For a 100 year old badass, dangerous sorceress, she sure is emotional and high-maintenance.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Foreign admixture (Hapa) is hot though?

      Also sauce?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tattoos
        no

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I will give her a hoodie to cover them when we go out together...

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure that has nothing to do with her race

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She is an actual shameless slut but if I looked like that I'd probably be one too

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Foreign admixture (Hapa) is hot though?
        It's an entirely different archetype of woman though.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what's her appeal
    Hairy witch pussy

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you know literally nothing about the books, Triss is best. If you have a bit of second hand knowledge about the books but still haven't read them, you'll pick Yen. If you've either read the books or read detailed summaries of them you understand that they're both evil cunts that don't truly love Geralt and he's best off remaining a bachelor and plowing every half decent pussy he stumbles across and then vanishing afterwards.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that don't truly love Geralt
      Yenn is a whore but she lets herself be tortured to protect him

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tsundere goth chick with the brains to clown on the other lodge bimbos
      >insane after the wild hunt abduction, if whorish, but crazy = fun
      >ride or die for the most part
      >vaguely Angelina Jolie look

      From a certain point of view, sure

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >op is picture from game
      booktards, stfu, the games made witcher popular, sapkowski sold of his baby for scraps and refused royalties because he believed no one gave a shit about the ip, especially him
      and besides that, book yeniffer is an insipid, honorless cunt so bringing those up as some gotcha against players is hilarious in it's disingenuousness and hypocrisy lmao

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I find it funny how the books are supposed to be canon to the games, but they pretty much completely ignore Yen's thottery to the point where they pretend it never existed. Which makes sense after all, if they didn't no one on their right mind would pick her over Triss. Is it because Triss may as well be fanfic oc? Sure, but my point still stands, Yennefer had to be completely whitewashed to stand a chance.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Yennefer had to be completely whitewashed to stand a chance.
      And even then the games reveal her as the lying slut that she truly is. Like that quest where you meet a witcher who "helped" her get somewhere and she immediately jumped the dick of one of that group, maybe even a couple.
      It just makes me laugh when people pretend that she isn't a piece of shit.
      I have to assume those people have either never known the touch of a woman or they sadomasochists, because no one with a functioning brain and a scrap of self respect would do anything with her besides looking her in the eye and deadpan saying "Oh, would you look at that, the magic's gone." God, that was my favorite moment from a game full of favorite moments. Fuck arrogant, hypocritical cunt waffles.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Witchers and Sorceress are almost immortal beings who fuck around. They are akin to Greek Gods. It's not our place to question their morals.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >akin to Greek Gods
          Most of the female Greek gods were pretty chaste

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s great to be worshipped, so I’ll let Triss throw herself at me for now

    Won’t be spending time with my boring ex-wife Yen

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I did her romance quest with the djin and at the last moment told her to fuck off lol

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Her appeal is exactly that. She is upfront about everything and you know she will be loyal and won't stab you in the back, unlike other sorceresses and especially that ginger cunt Tr*ss.

    Triss wanted to sell out Ciri to the Lodge and would suck Philippa's clit the moment she as much as waved a finger at her while Yen would get entire Lodge killed if it meant saving Ciri and Geralt.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who would have the smelliest ass though? Triss or Yen?

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's more attractive than Triss and also the canonical love interest. Triss is objectively the correct choice and I'm not going to stay in this thread and argue but if you picked Yen you're a fucking simp

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Triss is sexier

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yen is a cunt, the fact that she is 'open' about being a cunt doesn't make that any better. It may actually make it worse.
    I don't give a single shit what the books say, Yen is a cunt and I go out of my way to make her feel bad.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She is a lot more than just a cunt in the books. Her being a cunt is only the result after the thorough whitewashing the games did.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >don't give a single shit what the books say
      That's the funny thing. The fucking books themselves tacitly call her a cheating whore, in practically every installment. The book 'readers' love to brazenly lie because they assume no one has read them true in a fashion as the games are the sole reason anyone is even slightly aware of the ip, no one can contest this

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The books suck fucking ass and I choose to take them as non canon. Game yen is a tsundere and that's the end of it.
        Sapkowski should neck hismelf for the inane drivel that are his "actual novels" and make more short stories (which are not great, but at least enjoyable)

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I agree. Last Wish was enjoyable but all the main books are horrendously boring, badly written and filled with his weird fetishes. He should be eternally grateful CD Project managed to make it palatable

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            His only good books were the short stories about Geralt and his travels. Short stories > ciri saga boring shit

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >filled with his weird fetishes
            Such as? Never heard this before.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Yen is a cunt, the fact that she is 'open' about being a cunt doesn't make that any better.
      She's not, though. she treats Geralt like a man who is capable of handling his business. she teases him about stuff, but Geralt doesn't care because that's all it is: teasing. he teases her, too. the two of them are sarcastic and like cracking jokes. one of the great things CDPR did was get Yen and Geralt right - they really do feel like they've been together 20-30 years.

      Unfortunately a lot of gamerz have never been in a relationship with a woman and don't understand that banter is just that: banter. when Geralt is hurting, Yen is there to comfort him. when Geralt takes Ciri to kill Imlireth and the Crones, she doesn't get worried - she knows Geralt will keep everyone safe. She doesn't doubt Geralt, his ability, or his commitment. She offers support and guidance when he might need it. Yen is wife material through and through. and I say all this as a Trisschad.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >She doesn't doubt Geralt, his ability, or his commitment.
        One of the best moments in the books that portrayed that is when he cuts off her dimeritium collar with a single hit. She didn't hesitate when he told her to tilt her head to the side.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You infatuated gays are so pitiful. Showing trust to someone is a necessary block in building a relationship, not the reason for it. You have been whipped so badly by Yen that you think her showing Geralt trust is something that makes her good when all it really does is not completely disqualify her. You act like housewives defending your abusive husband because he tells you he loves you once a week.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You completely missed the point of the post I was replying to.
            And I was just referring to a particular instance in the books that I thought was a nice touch.

            Try not to sperg out so hard in your next reply.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Unfortunately a lot of gamerz have never been in a relationship with a woman and don't understand that banter is just that: banter
        Ah yes, like cucking Geralt the same day she said she loved him, you know, just banter gamerz wouldn't understand.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've always had a thing for her type since I saw Shego from Kim Possible.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gross an ugly poo skin.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she has porcelain white skin you fuckhead

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Basically she panders to your modern western males who are so demoralised, brainwashed and effeminate that all their fetishes are some form of self-humiliation and self-loathing (cuckolding, femdom, cross-dressing and interracial makes up for 90% of /gif/ nowadays). They genuinely believe they only deserve a sassy bitch queen that walks over them.
    I wish I was joking but it's true.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    magic's gone
    damn you're ugly

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like prime Eva Green, and I want instant sex with prime Eva Green.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No she doesn't, dark hair is their only similarity lmao

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Geralt is not "you", this isn't a self-insert.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gerald was honestly always holding the game back from being a better rpg. If you take someone like the warden in DAO, now he is the perfect self insert, he is 100% supposed to be you. Then we go one step further from and land into Shephard from mass effect. You can shape his personality, but he is much more his own character, you could even imagine how he would act as a separate non player character. Then we go into the Witcher, are you supposed to self insert as Geralt in the games? Absolutely, but it also doesn't work that well because Geralt is too much his own person, even the options you get are extremely limited because of that. The Witcher would have been a much better game if it was more loosely adapted from the books.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stop being such a fucking gay. Hou're not supposed to fucking "self insert" yourself into every single rpg! Especially not an rpg that already has an established main character and supporting cast and story!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry for wanting to role play in a role playing game retard

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She has a fuckload of great interracial porn.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bosses you around like a dog
    >*dives into a cursed well or runs into a wild to chase a goat for 10 shekels*

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Witcher story and lore are garbo
    Stop wasting your tine with this mediocre series

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It actually is, what they managed to do with the Witcher 3 was truly a miracle considering the quality of the original work.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah witcher lore is great, haven't seen a series handle elves and vampires as well as the witcher.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Vampires
        >handled well
        Only in the games

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Absolutely loved the moment in the DLC where you can go meet an elder vampire and if you disrespect him he just instakills you.
          Most games would have him kick you out of his lair at best or make him reprimand you while reminding he could kill you, actually getting game over'd in that cutscene was great

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There was a situation like this in the first game too, you could expose the villain too soon and he will just kill Geralt.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The witcher lore and ideas by itself have a lot of potential but they were never well realized. Sapkowski hinted at an interesting setting but then wrote a saga thoroughly uninterested in fleshing it out beyond cuntish sorceresses ruining everything. Only the short stories did a decent job of exploring the world, Witcher 3 does too.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dont care about books, not gonna read them. I went with Triss because shes been my girl since Witcher 1. We have been through alot and bonded over the years while Yen was just a distant memory. Even in Witcher 3 you get introduced early on, I just couldnt break Trisses heart for a stranger I dont even know. I m playing the new gen replay now and to freshen things up I will go with Yen this time

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I stuck with her because it was fun to tease her and pick on her. She's a good gf, her strong personality clicks with Geralts

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yen is jaded and cynical due to having seen the world go to shit and all of her colleagues turning into political fanatics despite what they have been taught since childhood that magic should serve the man and nor the other way around
    she decided to drop out of the rat race and just idle away, from time to time obsessed with fixing her infertility

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She is the most loyal and loving wife/mother you will ever get. She always protected Geralt even after they broke up (helped him get back his sword, helped him getting contracts or even gave him gold), she suffered the worst tortures to protect him and Ciri, she almost killed herself to save him.
    Trissgays can exaggerate about superficial things (especially when Triss no better in certain department) but truth is is that she will never be able to compete with Yennefer.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also Yennefer is the one of the few (if not the only) sorceress who isn't a power hungry bitch who only cares about herself, all of her actions are for the sake of Ciri and Geralt. She was never a dyke of the Lodge, so she's extremely based just for that.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >all of her actions are for the sake of Ciri and Geralt. She was never a dyke of the Lodge, so she's extremely based just for that.
        unfortunately there are people who've read time of contempt and know you're lying

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes and now you'll explain how I'm lying since you've read the books

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            anyone who's read time of contempt and knows what yen did prior to the thanedd coup smells the bullshit in your post
            i'm not a triss simp just to be clear i don't give a rat's ass but pretending yen is some ultra loyal woman who'd never betray or sell out geralt or ciri is hilarious

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >again, a vague answer
              Thank you for your participation retardbro!

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    numales are addicted to femdom

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ABSURDLY tight pussy

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can understand not liking Yen but not liking Triss.
    Her character is awful in 3. Just a vapid bitch who is trying to seduce Geralt.
    >Oh Geralt, Im so sorry for lying and manipulating you. You are not mad right? Tee-hee
    >Oh Geralt, you shouldnt had said that we were not lovers anymore. That hurt me, you baka
    >Oh Geralt, Im a bit tipsy. Chase me around the garden and then embrace and kiss me!
    It felt so good telling her "No way, bitch"

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she is perfect for a cuck like geralt

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're supposed to insult, manipulate and make fun of her back, that's the fun of it

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not about how awful of a person she is, it's about the fact that despite all the shittiness for which i'd have dumped her if I was Geralt their relationship actually stays strong.
    Yen is the only choice because The Witcher is not supposed to be a good story. After giving it some thought you realize that even Triss isn't pure, she basically gaslit the guy and abused his amnesia to hop onto his dick.
    This is an abusive relationship of two people who aren't exactly sure how to feel about it. It's not a romance story with good ending.
    t. read the books

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She appeals to simps. That's it.
    The chad choice will always be the one female character in the game that isn't shit, Cerys. Also the only name female that isn't even from the books, which should tell you something.

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Black hair
    >White Skin
    >Purple or blue eyes
    >Has mommy energy

    These are the perfect ingredients for a perfect woman. A hot British accent is just the cherry on top.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I commissioned an erotica fic where a sorceress who looked and dressed just like Yen saved a handsome peasant from bandits, took him home and gave him a blow job. She is so hot it's insane

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Commissioning text
        Lol what
        Just write it yourself

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      need a sauce

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >British accent

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tell me this isnt if you count out the voice morph

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Built for bbc

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She fucks horses. She also has a futa cock. Thats her appeal

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fucks shotas
    This alone really grinds my gears. How does she keep getting away with it?!?

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only cucks with severe cuck fetishes would feel attracked to that fucking piece of shit.

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck Morrigan
    Fuck Triss
    Fuck Shani
    Fuck Yennifer
    Wife Lulu

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >All those belts
      Nomura in a nutshell.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lulu is sexy but a very very boring character, not wife material

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she cares in her own stupid woman way

    Triss just does what she feels like at the moment

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bosses you around like a dog
    >makes fun of you
    >insults you
    >manipulates you
    >lies to you
    literally every woman

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >someone went out of his way to downgrade ingame models, so that they resemble some tv series that died out after 2 seasons
      holy...

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's dead? Based

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Henry was too much of a toxic male

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >not taking off my shirt
            >not kissing ugly mutts
            >not raping the source material
            Simple as

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Truly /ourguy/

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I always thought Henry Cavil was a massive gay and a terrible actor but holy based what a man. Imagine constantly getting called out by your lead for fucking up the source material and then claiming its based in 'gamer misogyny'

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            recanted

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why the fuck did she post it then

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                recanted

                She probably expected for the post to get her 50 likes and a couple of followers more at max, and then it got popular and she realize her innocuous bullshit was about to cause major damage (to her as well) and backtracked completely.
                Always be careful about the shit you post in places that are not anonymous.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Rule of thumb on the modern internet: never attach your real identity to any statement that will gain attention and attraction. Mentally ill women, trannies, and brazilians will go after you like a pack of hungry wolves

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              lol dumb bitch

              Why the fuck did she post it then

              because she hoped the reaction would be different, obviously

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Kek too bad it is probably mostly false. It doesn't stop Cavill from being based anyway. I wouldn't be surprised if he was lurking here from time to time.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd turn those morons in to be burned at the stake

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bosses you around like a dog
    I would end North Korea's dictatorship by myself with only a blunt fork and a stick of butter if it meant I could be Yennefer's leashed dog for just an evening

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like Triss more now, I have no idea why and I haven't played this game in a good while.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Triss is genuinely a piece of shit. She's Yenn's best friend but constantly stabs her in the back (and Geralt), puts politics and lofty virtues above helping her real comrades, and is psychotically opportunistic.

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Yennifer is actually ugly as sin but hides her blemishes with magic.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Should've used more magic in the TV show

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's transformation, not illusion

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't care, looks are just looks, real or fake is irrelevant as long as the magic doesn't break in the middle of sex.
      Now, her personality, that's the issue.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Physiognomy rule reigns supreme once again.

      Ugly on the outside - ugly on the inside. Hiding that with magic doesn't change the rule. She's still living life with a colossal chip on her shoulder.

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yenn is a rare good person in the Witcher world. The trouble is getting through the powerful Tsun barrier. But Geralt and her actually have a rapport

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And takes miles of dick that isn't geralt's

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's still funny to me that she says
    >your memory loss doesn't matter!
    yet she cheated many times when she couldn't remember (and I think she didn't even have memory loss, can't remember lol)
    I can't stand abusive cunts so I promptly went with the woman who actually loves Geralt because I want him to be happy, not strung along with some horrid cunt who only wants what she can't have and doesn't appreciate the things she does.
    Fuck her and anyone who genuinely picks her should go slit their wrists

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >so I promptly went with the woman who actually loves Geralt
      That woman being?

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bookgays choose Yen

    GAMERS choose Triss

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bookgays choose Yen
      No, bookfags know that Yen is a turbogarbo cucking whore and they don't choose at all.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Geralt wants to be with Yen, even if its bad for his health. Who are we to tell him otherwise?
        Witcher games are not for self-inserting.

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I normally don't have much issue self inserting as the guy in porn, be it a black guy, a white guy or an asian, but when 99% of porn of a game is blacked it becomes so apparent the authors have a cuck fetish that I cannot self insert anymore.
    The witcher porn is fucking plagued by it and I don't know why since there is not a single black character. it genuinely ruins the self insert fantasy which is a shame because some of it is really well made.
    And if it's not blacked? It's fucking futa. There is genuinely 0 "normal" porn for yennefer
    So a shame, Yen porn is not viable until the "artists" behind it get a fucking grip and stop being huge cucks or gays.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hear you bro

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    black hair

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God that's so hot, I love that.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What about it?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just answered the question from the OP.

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's all djinn fault

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She makes boorucels seethe by being in love with Geralt

  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pale skin
    >lilac eyes
    >raven long hair
    that's it and that's enough tbh

  62. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't Geralt's VA pick Triss over Yen?

  63. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people keep arguing that 'Yen is great, you just have to read the books to 'truly understand her.''
    I purchased a video game, not a book; so I'm going to judge Yennefer on her in-game personality and story, not the books version of events.

    They are completely separate entities. If I have to switch mediums completely to get a better understanding of a character that's the devs fucking up, not me being lazy. Just because it's based on a series of novels does not mean I'm bound to follow the romance because it's 'canon.' The game gives you multiple choices in story and quests so use them to your preference. The story as I understand it veers wildly off course from the books anyway so why is this still an argument.

    From the moment you meet Yennefer in the game she berates you and then continues to piss you off further from that point onwards never once praising you. Even when she jokes around like with the dog puns she still seems like she's trying to insult you, like she's humouring a lower life form.

    Yes, Triss lied to you in Witcher 1, but then Witcher 2 leans into her feeling bad about it, showing she at least had a sense of remorse. Reminding everyone for a second she did all this because she's in love with Geralt and is simply scared he'll leave her. Was it the best way to go about it? No, but at least she shows a genuine affection for him. She even accepts you leaving her in Witcher 3 if you don't choose to romance her because she feels bad about how their initial relationship started.

    Judging the two main romance choices on the games merits alone, Triss wins every time simply because she acts like a person who likes you. I've had two whole previous games to get to know and like her. If a regular male NPC spoke to you like Yennefer does in any other game, you'd try to find a way to kill them as soon as you could.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the biggest red flag for me as someone has only played the third game is yennifer literally getting inside your own head and reading your mind at several different parts of the game. no thanks. that's a level of intrusion from a woman that is way beyond the pale. you are basically her bitch if you tolerate that.

  64. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what's her appeal
    >lists all the things that make her appealing

  65. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spent only few times together in the books.

  66. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yen is fiercely loyal to Geralt and Ciri and endured torture for them. Triss lies to Geralt while he has amnesia and fucks around with the Lodge who cause all the mess at the behest of Nilfgaard. Then she wants you to fuck around and clean up her mess again while you're supposed to be helping Ciri. Even in the endings, Yen is superior. She and Geralt retire away to a quiet cottage in the woods while Triss wants to drag Geralt to more mage and witch scheming and politics.

  67. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All of that is for show and is basically just foreplay for Geralt.

  68. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    virgins think that is hot and not a relationship breaker after less than a year because a constant tug-of-war relationship is not fun at all

  69. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ciri is best girl

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      built for BHC

  70. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Christopher my son

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why does tolkien have a garden gnome nose? Was he secretly a garden gnome?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's not a garden gnome nose, that's a certified anglo nose.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Then that means all the anglo's are garden gnomes.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Correct!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Also look at the noses here and tell me you don't see tolkien's nose on here: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/gnomish_nose

  71. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do all the main girls in witcher look like total whores? Even Ciri who canonically spent months in the wilderness looks like a cheap euro whore.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because most of them unironically are and Ciri has an unhealthy obsession with horses.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ciri does not look like a whore, she looks cute

      Because most of them unironically are and Ciri has an unhealthy obsession with horses.

      books are NOT canon, seethe all you want

  72. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NTR

  73. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She looks too much like my sister for me to find her attractive. I suffer.

  74. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No wonder she's the showrunners' favorite.

  75. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHY DO I LIKE A HOT WOMAN, WHY?

    IS IT HER PERSONALITY?

  76. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >NTR
    >rimming
    >femdom
    Perfect wife material for me.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One could say hotwife material

  77. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All of the Witcher women sound terrible, is this why the show attracted so many crazy feminist writer types?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're all written as a bunch conniving cunts who want to control world politics from the shadows by seducing kings while keeping out of harms way themselves.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Radovid did nothing wrong

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're all written as a bunch conniving cunts who want to control world politics from the shadows by seducing kings while keeping out of harms way themselves.

      pretty realistic all things considered.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's the desiresfm futa kino? been a while since i've checked on their work. would be nice if they made more witcher stuff

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >futa

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are. And the excuse that it's okay because they are realistic is even sadder. They are not even realistic, if anyone in real life pulled the shit Yen did to Geralt, she would have been dropped long ago. They are only realistic if you are a pathetic person that likes leaving in a nightmare of his own making every day, which to be fair some people do. Witcher girls are like irl roasties+, including Ciri. They are all a debaucherous degenerate bunch.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Witcher girls are like irl roasties+, including Cir
        ciri is pure

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she has a sultry thigh tattoo. She's a whore

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's just a tattoo, it means nothing ! she would also have it removed at her husband's request

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >it's just a tattoo, it means nothing !
              the cope
              >she would also have it removed at her husband's request
              then you don't really love her for who she is, just her physical appearance. You disgust me.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                a wife is to be submissive to her husband, ciri would understand her husband wants what's best for her and would comply

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Literally the only reason Geralt and Yen are together is the djinn's wish. Geralt dumping her after negating the wish is 100% canon

  78. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I did enjoy having Geralt tell her that he didn't love her anymore.

  79. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dark hair + pale skin + unique eye color is my kryponite.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how many girls look like this irl? not many i's imagine.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        pretty sure a bright purple iris doesn't happen irl

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well, there's that one porn actress who starred in bl*cked.com videos.I forgot what her name was. Evelynn, Lily, Evangeline?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >watches enough blacked porn to recognize the whores

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She's probably the hottest girl they ever had, and she looks like Yen, so obviously she stood out enough to remember.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I hope you go to bed every night embarrassed you are into literal cuckhold shit.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cucks deserve the rope. Fucking psyoped.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I hope you go to bed every night embarrassed you are into literal cuckhold shit.

              found her

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not even that hot, I don't even watch this shit but I remember a blonde in a red suit that was much hotter than this bitch.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                she does kinda look like Yen. just need bigger tits. she's even wearing black lingerie. Does she do anything else besides blacked?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Picture says vixen dot com.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the same company that owns blacked
                i won't support them.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You shouldn't watch any of that cuck shit. Have some fucking self respect.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                not this one

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Listen, cucky. Why dont you just type her name in the search field from one of your favorite cucking site and find it out?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you sound transgender

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                she was unironically a better cast than the show poo

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                not this one

                why do they do it?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >she stood out enough to remember
              >implying he's watched so much it all just blends together
              truly a disgrace. please get the help you need

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A lot, except for the eye color which is not possible for humans. Most of the pale, dark hair beauties have light greenish eyes.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I will now cum.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same but they have to be white not Asian.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >white

  80. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I cucked her with the bog witch at the first chance I got even without knowing her intentions.

  81. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I really like this result, she wanted the spell gone, she got her wish.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So satisfying. One of my top three witcher3 moments.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  82. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bosses me around like a dog, makes fun of me, insults me, manipulates me, AND lies to me?

    Hachi-machi!

  83. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hate all the women in these games, I'd rather go on adventures with Dandelion

  84. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Her Enlighted Ladyship, The Duchess of Toussaint, Anna Henrietta.

  85. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yooo cracka how bout dem old magix n shiet huh

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So that's why all black people in frostbite engine games have short hair or no hair

  86. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trannies malding

  87. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    actually cares, just tsundere. Context from the books helps a lot - Triss is far, FAR more manipulative and unfaithful (both games and books) but the devs took it easy on her.

  88. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i think to appreciate yen you need to have read the books.

    though, even then, i personally wouldnt want her. you do get the impression she cares a lot for geralt, though.

    fringilla vigo or shani are the most based options though.

  89. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God I love evil dark haired women with strong femdom vibes

  90. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Then if you call her out, she does her puppy eyes shit and Geralt instantly caves.

  91. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Book fags love Yen

    Game fags love Triss

  92. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Triss fucks Lambert and Foltest behind your back
    >Shani is Thaler used goods
    >Yennefer fucked that wizard in the books
    >Geralt fucks numerous women
    Everyone sucks, tbh.
    Dandelion best girl. With him you can fuck every whore in the continent.

  93. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yen just wants to FUCK and I respect that

  94. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >aloof
    >bitchy but can also be really sweet
    >dominant
    >raven haired
    >funny
    >lil arrogant
    >strong
    >direct
    >cute
    >cares about you
    >infertile so no risk of autistic babies
    I NEEEEED A WOMAN LIKE THIS BROS. I swear women like Yen drive me wild, she's everything I want in a woman. I met a girl like this irl and became absolutely obsessed with her, but of course I fucked it up and it went nowhere. Now I am determined to find a lady like this.

  95. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Triss is bland. Yen is not.
    Simple.

  96. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God I love dark haired pale skinned witches

  97. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you literally just listed out her appeal

  98. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hotwife

  99. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want her to make me get on my feet and worship her feet while she berates me

  100. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anora rules with Alistair
    Loghain joins the Grey Wardens to attest for his Crimea.
    Loghain sacrifices himself against Archdemon
    Warden doesn't do the Dark Ritual
    Warden romances Morrigan
    Warden follows Morrigan through portal to turn her into a tradwife.
    Never play Dragon Age 2.
    Simple as.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Amazing, almost every choice you made I disagree up until romancing Morrigan.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Loghain joins the Grey Wardens to attest for his Crimea.
        kinooo
        >Loghain sacrifices himself against Archdemon
        Cringe,

        Loghain dies, archdemon gone forever, your seed isn't tainted. It really is the best outcome

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I am not gonna kill my father in law, he is based and encourages me to breed his daughter. Also my mother in law will take care of the other problem.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Loghain joins the Grey Wardens to attest for his Crimea.
      kinooo
      >Loghain sacrifices himself against Archdemon
      Cringe,

  101. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    perfect for cuck fetishists

  102. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That big round ass.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >That GeneralButch animation
      BIG
      FAT
      PALE
      BUTT
      AND
      THIGHS

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >GeneralButch
        It'll never stop being funny that he got a taste of his own medicine and got doxxed. The best part is that he turned out to be some indian sperg obsessed with bbc.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I dont really mind BBC sometimes but he always used the fat coach model from L4D2 in all his animations which was off putting.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's weird how many poos are addicted to moron porn

  103. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Incels are exactly like the alpha-loving whores they hate, they just stubbornly refuse to accept it.

  104. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yen is the alpha woman. The one who has a strong paternal instinct, takes no shit and pushes Geralt to be a better man. If she is unappealing to you then you have beta tendencies.

  105. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    never played the Witcher 3 but in the books she was ready to literally slit her wrists just to die in Geralts arms

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She was just emotional at the moment, she still has Istredd to return to, who she loves as much as Geralt.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >she still has Istredd
        she chose Geralt
        Istredd most likely committed supuku

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She did choose Geralt, but after Geralt dies she doesn't have to make a choice.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my kind of gal

  106. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hnnngh

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what are the best thick mods? asking for my dick

  107. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You think Witcher 3 Yennefer is bad?
    Oh my sweet child, you have to read the books to know the truth.

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