What's his Class?

What's his Class?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Magic User. 18 Int, Wis, and Cha, below average physical stats. Lawful alignment, Lawful Good if in a newer system.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The mastermind of the 6000 year plan is only 18 int
      20 would be more accurate
      >18 wis
      Perhaps.
      >18 cha
      Yes. Despite his big head and larger attitude that made him a laughingstock to the wise Meccans, he did manage to gather 59,999 followers and organise them well enough that they continued his evil plans hundreds of years into the future.
      >Below average physical stats
      He had the physical endurance to read all the books in all the universities of Mecca and the vitality to live to the ripe of age of 150.
      >Lawful Good alignment
      >The creator of the White Devils
      >Lawful
      >Good
      >Implying

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and the vitality to live to the ripe of age of 150.
        Wasn't it just the average lifespan back then?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, so he'd definitely have at least an above-average constitution due to being able to study like 22 hours a day every day until he's read every single book by the time he hits 18, and that's not even mentioning his innate Antediluvian and High Black racial bonuses.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >High Black
            You mean High Ebonoid?
            And also Yakub was born with two brains so it's twice the processing power.
            I swear no one bothers reading the lore nowadays.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >You mean High Ebonoid?
              If you read the expanded lore he's half-Shuyuk, half-Siyniyn

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What's his Class?
    bvll

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tricknologist. It's like Artificer but with CHA as the class stat.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    My friend was wanting to run a forgotten bronze age game with 5e or conan 2d20 if I can sell him on it. And I was thinking how I would play yakub. Was probably gonna go with artificer or druid if 5e and a mesmerist for conan. Maybe summon horror could make white people.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >invents a fake religion to trick people
    >"hmm how do I call it to sound legit and believable?"
    >...
    >Tricknology, splendid!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it really a religion? White Devils used tricknology to create stuff like capitalism, atom bomb and property rights

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought BLACK people invented everything (including food) and wh*tes just stole it? Or was that previous edition lore that's been retconned?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nonono, Black People invented everything good, White Devils invented everything bad

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's weird that Tricknology was a reference to Scientology when NOI and Scientology were allies.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      AH yes. Completely unlikely muh BASTED TRUE REDPILL Mormons, scientology, and Lutheran white religion. have a nice day.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some day I hope even you Mary worshipers can find Christ. Merry Christmas, idolator!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Read that back to yourself. Do you find it embarrassing?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lost me at Lutheran, hombre.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wypromancer.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dark Lord

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black mage

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rogue.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    World's greatest dad.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post the comic

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's too jolly to today

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The funniest part about Yakub is it’s how I already view religion just a bunch of schizophrenic ramblings

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tips fedora

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh don’t get me wrong nothing wrong with being a schizo it’s always funny watching people compare their power levels

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It feels like you have been transported from the early 2000s.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you say so

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              t. carbonically frozen coma victim from 2003

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for telling us you're too moronic to differentiate greek metaphysical philosophies that underpin modern science and civilization and some guy in a shed who hasn't taken his meds, midwit-san.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      KYS icchantika.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wild Card Fortunato

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used a slightly disguised version as a historical (but less dead than anyone initially suspected) figure in a game inspired by Feist's Midkemia.
    Elves (and a number of other races) were created to be servants of a specific Valheru.
    Elves are divided into three parts: Those who work directly for the Valheru 'House Elves', those who work as laborers/farmers 'Field Elves', and those who have run away and lived in the deep forest 'Forest Elves'.
    Ages pass, the Valheru go to sleep/die/pine for R'lyeh. House elves try to keep up the appearance that the Valheru are still in charge. One of them who never liked being a servant tries to replace the Valheru with himself. Other house elves are extremely outraged and he is forced to flee.
    Out in the wilderness he builds his wizards stronghold (He's an MU specalized in alteration) and start experimenting. He tries crossbreeding elves with anything he can get hold of in order to make a new race without the built in compulsion to serve the Valheru but with a new built-in compulsion to serve him. Crossing elves with orcs, who were the servants of another Valheru, he gets the new and never before seen race of ... humans. Humans are much less suceptible to orders from Valheru, but he is unable to force them to genetically obey him, so naturally some of them run off.
    The forest elves discover the humans and are outraged at the unnatural act that 'Yacub' has perpetrated. They lay siege to his stronghold for decades but are unable to storm it. Finally the house elves, who has spent the intervening time trying to ressurect, or at least animate, their Valheru, find out where 'Yacub' has run to. And for the first and last time in history the forest elves and the house elves cooperate in breaching the stronghold. But naturally the house elves try to betray the forest elves in order to 'bring them back under control' and the storming degenerates into infighting and 'Yacub' manages to get away again...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ...So forest elves hate and want to kill house elves and 'Yacub' and want to exterminate all humans.
      House elves are very powerful magic users (but none as powerful as 'Yacub') who want to find and kill 'Yacub', want to catch the forest elves and put them to work, and generally ignore humans. But above all they still want to bring back their Valheru, and during the thousands of years that have passed they have made ill-considered pacs with various extra-dimensional entities.
      'Yacub' is hiding in a new stronghold, still trying to become a Valheru, and ignores humans who he consider a failed experiment.
      And the field elves still toil for the house elves

      And the humans are fighting the forest elves, have almost no idea that house elves exist, zero idea that field elves and 'Yacub' exist, and zero idea that humans are elf/orc crossbreeds.

      (So yeah, the house elves were influenced by the Pantathian snake-men, and the forest elves by the Moredhel, both from Feist's Midkemia. Also the elves were servants of ONE Valheru. The others, of which there were over a dozen, had their own servant races)

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Arch Linux User

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Big Head Scientist

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't that Fortunado form the Wild Card series?

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yakub is my favorite anime dad.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Magic User, more specifically, the Vitrimancer variant from the Necrotic Gnome Labyrinth Lords supplement.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Yakub
    >mage
    He is obviously an artificer that created the albinoid flesh golems

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