I am already him so that's a given,
nothing can top https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj0N-GJZLMc
and he's content stopped having any value really when he stopped bruteforcing the games he's meant to play just begs for money all the time which for some reason morons give him anyway
>During a fire alarm >Spend 3 minutes ranting about the fire alarm >Spends the rest of the video ranting about some other bullshit >Video lasts 15 minutes with the fire alarm going on the entire time >HE DOESN'T UNBOX THE FRICKING GAME
>He said he's too old to play videogames now and his hands hurtsy
dsp sisters what are we going to do? 15 years of gaming fricked him up, he can't continue doing this back breaking work for 8 hours a day forever
He's so fricking lazy. He got all the luck a person can have: He was born to money, one of the OGs who started making content on Youtube super early on at the right time about the right thing, he got an ultra loyal fanbase, he transitioned to Twitch at the right time. It's genuinely baffling how lucky he is and how he wasted every single bit of that luck. He could've easily been PewDiePie or Cr1tikal.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>He could've easily been PewDiePie or Cr1tikal.
Yeah, but DSP's entire thing is that he refuses to put any effort into pretty much anything. People can say what they want about PewDiePie or Cr1tikal, but both of them put in the effort to get where they are. It also helps that both of them built connections to other people which helped them grow, while DSP has always been a hermit.
3 months ago
Anonymous
dsp is too much of a weird narcissist to ever be super famous.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>how he wasted every single bit of that luck
Did he though? The moron is worth at least 1 million dollars. He's 46 and never worked a day in his life, never woke up with an alarm clock or had to deal with a piece of shit boss or customer.
He had thousands of dollars to waste on a fricking mobile game.
2 mildly attractive girlfriends as well.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>He's 46 and never worked a day in his life, never woke up with an alarm clock or had to deal with a piece of shit boss or customer.
No. He did. DSP pretty much got fired from all his previous jobs, and then as a nepotism hire still ended up getting laid off.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Did he now? He's 80IQ I doubt he made it past 2 months at any given job.
Without streaming he literally would have starved to death.
3 months ago
Anonymous
He worked at Bestbuy and got fired for what he said was due to him abusing the employee discount, despite him also saying every other employee doing the same thing and the real reason was because his supervisor wanted him gone due to DSP being too good at his job.
He got a job at a helicopter support company due to his father being relatively high up in the company, so he was a nepotism hire, but still ended up getting laid off despite being a nepotism hire.
Id probably ruin it since Id become too aware and start playing into the trolls and having fun with them
But this might actually cause me the new phil to actually lose all my audience
this man stacked all his points in LUCK
but wasnt the group going after him called like Kojima World Order and they were autistically obsessed with him?
Yeah, they completely ruined the joke. Laughing at the stupid nonsense DSP was doing was funny. When they got together and just started outright gangstalking every single thing he was song was just idiotic. This Is How You Don't Play videos were the furthest of should have gotten.
I remember watching one compilation video they did ever they just watched TIHYDPs and their only input was getting angry at everything and screaming insults at him like he could hear them.
And stream sniping to fight him in Tekken(?) and getting absolutely steamrolled.
He's fricked. He knows that which is why he is desperately trying to branch out in like the laziest way possible. He has even recently talked about starting to talk about politics.
The thing is we heard this line for 15 years but still doesn't happen. I'm not even defending Phil but he has some weird luck that keeps his hustle going.
if he wasnt a dipshit he'd do the lolcow shit, but he always chooses the laziest do-nothing option. 15 years playing video games in your pajamas, you had a good run.
Lolcow podcast is absolute dog shit. There is no entertainment there just same old regurgitated shit. I'm surprised Keem is obsessed in making it work.
I'm not even talking about Phil. Lolcow podcast in itself with Boogie, Wings and Keem is terrible. It just goes in circle over and over again. PKA is much better for Wings.
You know what's funny is that Ganker still uses his earlier pictures. I went to DSP's channel and he looks 60 these days.
His wife also got REALLY fat.
Reminder people said he wouldn’t be able to figure out let alone beat baldurs gate 3 he’s literally on act 3 right now detractors fricking lost hahahaha
He's too moronic for any real job. Begging online is literally the only path that didn't end up in him being a hobo.
And he picked it. The madman picked the only correct choice and made it work.
pasty nerd
not good at games
blames his lack of skill on bad game design
ugly
out of shape
I don't know much about him personally but I can't imagine he makes enough money to survive by streaming
is he a guv'ment bux baby?
lives with parents?
does he actually have a job or something that keeps him afloat?
I honesty don’t get the hate for dsp. He’s funny to watch because he’s terrible at games. Boogie is easily more scummy then dsp but has way less detractors
DSP is truly a homosexual. His expenses are all covered by youtube. The donations he gets are his fun money he burns on his gambling addiction, but he frames it like he desperately needs it, literally on his hands and knees every night pleading for more like a moron.
>He said he's too old to play videogames now and his hands hurtsy
dsp sisters what are we going to do? 15 years of gaming fricked him up, he can't continue doing this back breaking work for 8 hours a day forever
God put all of his stats in luck. Man is 80 IQ, insufferable, greasy, fat, alcoholic and still got not one, 2 girlfriends and both of them were OK looking.
I always thought DSP was an awesome dude. I felt so irritated by people calling him names and being toxic around him. His Ace Attorney streams were some of the best let's plays of that series I have ever seen, because he actually reads everything aloud and gets into character without being cringe about it
I remember when dsp started his Demon's Souls playthrough and Ganker tried to organize a mass suicide in the game to manipulate online world tendency to become black and frick Phil's playthrough up. Good times.
There was some guy from here who invaded him, broke all his shit with a scraping spear, gave him every possible ailment, and then made him make a merchant hostile by making him attack him. Good times.
I used to snort up TIHYDP like crack back in the day, good times. Shame his sycophants hold his hand through the games these days, watching Lords of Shadow mindbreak Phil with some easy puzzles resulting in him going on schizo rants about Kojima being a wienersucker are one of my favorite gaming memories from the 2010's.
Tbh I've been following DSP off and on for years and never remember him mentioning his cousin or any family beyond the Wolverine figure story which I'm surprised isnt on here
I love dsp he provides meaningful robust gameplay streams. I’m glad he abandoned his immature style of commentary and now focuses on mature adult style gameplay.
>Trump lost >detractors lost >SOK lost >Tevin lost >Kojima lost >Machinima lost >Opseats lost >TotalBiscuit lost >ProJared lost >game "journalists" lost >kiwitrannies lost >EVO lost >the FGC lost >Blip.tv lost >twitch lost >MidFirst Bank lost >the IRS lost >Malenia lost >Hate Army Watch lost >keemstar lost
Kat is fat
He backed out of a mature-style documentary made by some dude who apparently is kinda youtube famous
The argentinian sub bombs are killing his business
Nothing much besides that
You can gift subs in other currencies on Youtube, so somebody went and bought and gifted a bunch of subs in Argentine pesos to his channel, so now DSP gets like 0.001 cents per sub on his channel. Someone can also keep gifting subs to the channel, and because DSP has no viewer growth, so when a sub expires then they just get another gifted sub in pesos.
Allowing people to buy them via VPNs is the problem, not regional pricing.
Youtube would rather take 50 cents from Argentinian people than nothing at all. Tie regional pricing to the address on the card and the login history, simple as that. If you've been logging in for the past 5 years in a US address and log in once in argentina and pay with a US card you're obviously gaming the system.
>The argentinian sub bombs are killing his business
huh?
People realized they can gift argentinian subs which are worth like 10 cents. By saturating his channel with enough gift bombs eventually legit dents can't gift subs anymore. His channel relied on paypigs dropping sub bombs because nobody wants to fricking sub, so saturating it with 10 cent subs prevents people from doing real sub bombs.
it's good he dipped out of the documentary. can u imagine all the fake ai generate content detractors will be using if they source from footage in the documentary. scary times we live in
Too based
HE'S BASED AS FRICK
>wake up as him tomorrow.
How do you fix your reputation?
I don't, I merely don't gamble money anymore and live a comfortable life of troglodyte morons paying for me to live
But you have to embarrass yourself, once people are no longer interested in laughing at you it's over.
I am already him so that's a given,
nothing can top https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj0N-GJZLMc
and he's content stopped having any value really when he stopped bruteforcing the games he's meant to play just begs for money all the time which for some reason morons give him anyway
>During a fire alarm
>Spend 3 minutes ranting about the fire alarm
>Spends the rest of the video ranting about some other bullshit
>Video lasts 15 minutes with the fire alarm going on the entire time
>HE DOESN'T UNBOX THE FRICKING GAME
He's so fricking lazy. He got all the luck a person can have: He was born to money, one of the OGs who started making content on Youtube super early on at the right time about the right thing, he got an ultra loyal fanbase, he transitioned to Twitch at the right time. It's genuinely baffling how lucky he is and how he wasted every single bit of that luck. He could've easily been PewDiePie or Cr1tikal.
>He could've easily been PewDiePie or Cr1tikal.
Yeah, but DSP's entire thing is that he refuses to put any effort into pretty much anything. People can say what they want about PewDiePie or Cr1tikal, but both of them put in the effort to get where they are. It also helps that both of them built connections to other people which helped them grow, while DSP has always been a hermit.
dsp is too much of a weird narcissist to ever be super famous.
>how he wasted every single bit of that luck
Did he though? The moron is worth at least 1 million dollars. He's 46 and never worked a day in his life, never woke up with an alarm clock or had to deal with a piece of shit boss or customer.
He had thousands of dollars to waste on a fricking mobile game.
2 mildly attractive girlfriends as well.
>He's 46 and never worked a day in his life, never woke up with an alarm clock or had to deal with a piece of shit boss or customer.
No. He did. DSP pretty much got fired from all his previous jobs, and then as a nepotism hire still ended up getting laid off.
Did he now? He's 80IQ I doubt he made it past 2 months at any given job.
Without streaming he literally would have starved to death.
He worked at Bestbuy and got fired for what he said was due to him abusing the employee discount, despite him also saying every other employee doing the same thing and the real reason was because his supervisor wanted him gone due to DSP being too good at his job.
He got a job at a helicopter support company due to his father being relatively high up in the company, so he was a nepotism hire, but still ended up getting laid off despite being a nepotism hire.
greatest video ever uploaded on youtube
Befriend keemstar and join the lolcow podcast
It’s totally worked great for boogie and wingo so far hasn’t it? DSP is a pig but at least he ever stooped to level of working of keemstar.
Burn the house down, take .45 aspirin.
Id probably ruin it since Id become too aware and start playing into the trolls and having fun with them
But this might actually cause me the new phil to actually lose all my audience
Argentine
Gout
Not enough post nut clarity
Nothing.
The people who hate him outed themselves as much bigger losers. Some guy was working for Comcast and fricking with his Internet and bragging about it.
They proved him right
this man stacked all his points in LUCK
but wasnt the group going after him called like Kojima World Order and they were autistically obsessed with him?
Yeah, they completely ruined the joke. Laughing at the stupid nonsense DSP was doing was funny. When they got together and just started outright gangstalking every single thing he was song was just idiotic. This Is How You Don't Play videos were the furthest of should have gotten.
I remember watching one compilation video they did ever they just watched TIHYDPs and their only input was getting angry at everything and screaming insults at him like he could hear them.
And stream sniping to fight him in Tekken(?) and getting absolutely steamrolled.
How does this fat frick get not one but two decent looking girlfriends without even leaving the house?
They watched his stream and think they can fix him
dspbros...i think the new argentina chapter will finally be the end for him
>$5 tip stream
>youtube views nothing
>making no money on subs
its over
What will he do if he stops making money by begging? He has 0 life skills, is a complete moron, no work experience lmao
He's fricked. He knows that which is why he is desperately trying to branch out in like the laziest way possible. He has even recently talked about starting to talk about politics.
I’d like to see him talk politics he doesn’t even know Taiwan is a country.
Once his parents die he’ll be fine.
If that cousin that DSP has alluded who was pretty much adopted by his parents doesn't frick him over.
Yep
Imagine him working in a warehouse. He would probably kill himself or someone else by mistake.
The thing is we heard this line for 15 years but still doesn't happen. I'm not even defending Phil but he has some weird luck that keeps his hustle going.
The detractors basically saved his life for the cost of his dignity. Without them he would be a nobody.
if he wasnt a dipshit he'd do the lolcow shit, but he always chooses the laziest do-nothing option. 15 years playing video games in your pajamas, you had a good run.
Lolcow podcast is absolute dog shit. There is no entertainment there just same old regurgitated shit. I'm surprised Keem is obsessed in making it work.
Who cares? hes needs the money so badly, get to work b***h.
I'm not even talking about Phil. Lolcow podcast in itself with Boogie, Wings and Keem is terrible. It just goes in circle over and over again. PKA is much better for Wings.
I too question the idea to assemble a bunch of lazy idiots with no work ethic, and make a show about them. Really a brave concept.
The lolcow podcast NEEDED dsp to work. You can't have a show called lolcows and not have the king of lolcows.
What if he just moves to Argentina? Checkmate.
He has pigroach luck. He will be fine and actually somehow wind up on top
argentina chapter? qrd?
is he still addicted to the wwe phone game
You know what's funny is that Ganker still uses his earlier pictures. I went to DSP's channel and he looks 60 these days.
His wife also got REALLY fat.
wdym
what happened?
hes a narcissist
the false flagging Ganker posters are just as tiring as the people they are trying to slander like kiwi farts and "detractors"
He keeps moving foward until his detractors are destroyed, and he has no intention to stop
He needs that money.
He's got bills to pay, the electricity bill, the internet bill...
The gacha bill is a b***h. Every week they expect 1000+ bucks.
Okay Ganker how deep does your phil lore autism go? for me it's tier 4
>lowest tier
thanks Derich
Why does Phil keep him around?
money
Except he never donates.
Lowest tier. I'm ashamed to admit I've been following DSP's antics since 2009 when I would watch him lose his shit in SF4.
when you realize that ReviewTechUSA is actually DSP
he's worse somehow.
Rich is definitely worse than Phil. Big Cheese Crusaders know this too well.
i hopped on at 2012 and i've been on and off since. before he started hardcore begging on stream his videos actually were soothing in a weird way.
Who's Deathface?
he really was scratching his leg
Friendly reminder that Phil is the protagonist of this universe and we are just npcs for him to interact.
Reminder people said he wouldn’t be able to figure out let alone beat baldurs gate 3 he’s literally on act 3 right now detractors fricking lost hahahaha
he's the ultimate juggernaut.
Who cares if he wastes his money on WWE gacha games? He can do what he wants with it, it’s not like he stole money, people freely give it to him.
What game would you make them play?
holy frick she's huge
Dondoko island in infinite wealth
Gal*Gun
Kat is cuter than Panda but that haircut is awful
Prime slampig.
RE5 Mercenaries just like what Phil did with Panda
She looks way different now
Wii Fit Plus to reduce their stress.
Kinect games
Goof troop
He spends all his extra cash on a wwe Mobile game lmao
Video games, stupid homosexual, VIDEO GAMES.
Frig off wannabe janny
TotalBiscuit died 5 years ago
He needs cyraxx level trolling.
He's a very bitter person. Reminds me a lot of Livia from Sopranos.
Phil is a winner. He'll still be making money off whales and youtube as an 80 year old, he will never have a real job
God bless him
He's too moronic for any real job. Begging online is literally the only path that didn't end up in him being a hobo.
And he picked it. The madman picked the only correct choice and made it work.
>He's too moronic for any real job
Uh ...Are you forgetting Phill literally made Helicopters for a living?
kek
He was just a customer service guy and he only got the job due to nepotism (his father was a big shot at the company).
CAHMAN GUYS! I NEED MONEY TO FEED MY WIFE.
pasty nerd
not good at games
blames his lack of skill on bad game design
ugly
out of shape
I don't know much about him personally but I can't imagine he makes enough money to survive by streaming
is he a guv'ment bux baby?
lives with parents?
does he actually have a job or something that keeps him afloat?
I honesty don’t get the hate for dsp. He’s funny to watch because he’s terrible at games. Boogie is easily more scummy then dsp but has way less detractors
is it true he spent HUNDREDS of dollars on a wrestling gacha
Yes and he spends all his extra money on it
DSP is truly a homosexual. His expenses are all covered by youtube. The donations he gets are his fun money he burns on his gambling addiction, but he frames it like he desperately needs it, literally on his hands and knees every night pleading for more like a moron.
thousands of dollars actually
It’s tens of thousands
Tens of thousands, probably hundreds of thousands by now.
He spends like 2k a week when there's events going on (every week basically)
"I am fricking based!"
So based that Sega modeled Infinite Wealth after his own life story.
>IT'S A FRICKING FACT
Philip Burnell is a man
Extreme narcissism and a gambling addiction
>He said he's too old to play videogames now and his hands hurtsy
dsp sisters what are we going to do? 15 years of gaming fricked him up, he can't continue doing this back breaking work for 8 hours a day forever
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Based thread
He NEEDS your contributions *snort*
He needs that money, he really really do.
"How am I supposed to know how to counter that?!"
DSP playing Tekken is hilarious
So Phil almost got trolled with a video but somehow he managed to see it before it played. And people still don't believe that Phil has weird luck?
I seen that
I mean come on how did he even get away with it? Some Eldritch God must be protecting Phil.
God put all of his stats in luck. Man is 80 IQ, insufferable, greasy, fat, alcoholic and still got not one, 2 girlfriends and both of them were OK looking.
What video?
How mildly attractive wife put on 200 lbs
He's /ourking/.
I’m married stupid
I always thought DSP was an awesome dude. I felt so irritated by people calling him names and being toxic around him. His Ace Attorney streams were some of the best let's plays of that series I have ever seen, because he actually reads everything aloud and gets into character without being cringe about it
>HE'S LITCHERLY ME
UUHHH WHAT I DAHDGED THAT?
WOOOOOOW DOOOOOOD
People are sending social media mods his old footage of him being racist and anti semitic, getting him banned everywhere.
The thing is, culture shifted against the small hats. Some of this "liberal lefty" mods will agree with him now.
He looks like a fusion of Bubbles and Julian.
reminder for newfriends
basado
based oldgay
Where can I find more information on these topics, some of these sound interesting
Shit, I meant (You) Iceberg Anon
Kiwi Farms
>description is generic e-celeb
Grim.
>e-celebs were Ganker culture since before 2010
Grimer.
I remember when dsp started his Demon's Souls playthrough and Ganker tried to organize a mass suicide in the game to manipulate online world tendency to become black and frick Phil's playthrough up. Good times.
There was some guy from here who invaded him, broke all his shit with a scraping spear, gave him every possible ailment, and then made him make a merchant hostile by making him attack him. Good times.
I used to snort up TIHYDP like crack back in the day, good times. Shame his sycophants hold his hand through the games these days, watching Lords of Shadow mindbreak Phil with some easy puzzles resulting in him going on schizo rants about Kojima being a wienersucker are one of my favorite gaming memories from the 2010's.
>party room/machette man
>Melissa
>stroke victim
Any info on these?
Tbh I've been following DSP off and on for years and never remember him mentioning his cousin or any family beyond the Wolverine figure story which I'm surprised isnt on here
Why is "leaking leannas nudes" not in the iceberg? that's some deep lore right there
>SoK
>Wolverine toy
>DSP Selling broken figures
>SammySamosa
tonne of lore shit is missing
Since the year has begun DSP has already
>Finished Sea of Stars
>Finished Palworld
>Nearly finished Infinite Wealth
>Nearly finished Baldur's Gate 3
>Reached Garyu rank in Tekken 8
Phil is literally more of a gamer than the average Ganker user.
He played Palworld? Based
Did he like it?
He didn't even finish Sea of Stars or Palworld lmao.
Nope, got bored quit not enough donations.
I love dsp he provides meaningful robust gameplay streams. I’m glad he abandoned his immature style of commentary and now focuses on mature adult style gameplay.
>Trump lost
>detractors lost
>SOK lost
>Tevin lost
>Kojima lost
>Machinima lost
>Opseats lost
>TotalBiscuit lost
>ProJared lost
>game "journalists" lost
>kiwitrannies lost
>EVO lost
>the FGC lost
>Blip.tv lost
>twitch lost
>MidFirst Bank lost
>the IRS lost
>Malenia lost
>Hate Army Watch lost
>keemstar lost
DSP always wins baybay.
Any new lore?
Kat is fat
He backed out of a mature-style documentary made by some dude who apparently is kinda youtube famous
The argentinian sub bombs are killing his business
Nothing much besides that
>The argentinian sub bombs are killing his business
huh?
You can gift subs in other currencies on Youtube, so somebody went and bought and gifted a bunch of subs in Argentine pesos to his channel, so now DSP gets like 0.001 cents per sub on his channel. Someone can also keep gifting subs to the channel, and because DSP has no viewer growth, so when a sub expires then they just get another gifted sub in pesos.
That's insidiously genius.
Regional pricing should't be a thing anyway.
Allowing people to buy them via VPNs is the problem, not regional pricing.
Youtube would rather take 50 cents from Argentinian people than nothing at all. Tie regional pricing to the address on the card and the login history, simple as that. If you've been logging in for the past 5 years in a US address and log in once in argentina and pay with a US card you're obviously gaming the system.
People realized they can gift argentinian subs which are worth like 10 cents. By saturating his channel with enough gift bombs eventually legit dents can't gift subs anymore. His channel relied on paypigs dropping sub bombs because nobody wants to fricking sub, so saturating it with 10 cent subs prevents people from doing real sub bombs.
He got his own lolcow.
at least he's only milking her for sustenance
She’s got raccoon eyes
what happened to the chill coop yakuza streams?
They were so chill Kat caught a cold and they got cancelled.
kat was having so much fun she couldnt even stomach finishing out the stream and left
What's up with this argentina stuff people keep mentioning
it's good he dipped out of the documentary. can u imagine all the fake ai generate content detractors will be using if they source from footage in the documentary. scary times we live in
mods turn off autosage
When the FRICK is Spoony making his comeback?
if he is trying to look like the ghostbusters 2 bad guy on the back he is on his way