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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Right in the quads

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Worse gameplay but better story than BG3.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SOUND the retreat

      >2009 game has simpler gameplay than 2023 game
      Say it isn't so

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DA:O combat is much more enjoyable than BG3.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thats because you are a boomer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I love DA:O but no it does not

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I agree.
        >utilises actual tactics.
        >has magic effect synergies
        >slow motion fatalities
        >freeze an enemy and crush is with your warrior
        >fuse fire and electric storm
        >put 2 runes together to paralyze the entire battlefield
        >EPIC fight with a dragon within a lightning fire storm while your warrior grabs on to it's head and does a badass flip to plunge the sword into it's eye

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not turn cringe so it wins by default

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bering rtwpslop is what makes it bad by default

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Any game with a gambit system is automatically good, actually.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But RTwP>TB factually

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How much I loved the Deep Roads and how I wished there was more of exploration taking place underground.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's the only good thing about the shitshow that was Inqusition. The Descent DLC had me going wild, and then shit ended and back to Elf shit we go.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Literal Magic Titans living in the core of Thedas
          >Solas was genuinely shocked at their existence
          >Have literal guns
          They will never be mentioned again.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Deep Roads were far and away the most atmospheric area with the best narrative, and I never understood why people got frustrated with them. Even on my first playthrough they didn't feel particularly long or confusing.

      The furry forest, on the other hand, was about twenty times as long as it deserved to be, and incredibly boring all the way through.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Deep Roads were far and away the most atmospheric area
        homie it was literally just a generic cookie cutter cave dungeon

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >oppressive tunnels filled with monsters
          >the lost glory of a fallen empire expressed through defiled thaigs and abandoned roads ones stretching for miles in every direction
          >the legion of the dead holding the darkspawn back in a futile, eternal effort
          >the journals of the expedition falling to cannibalism and corruption
          Everything about the Deep Roads oozed atmosphere.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's fights against Darkspawns, they are the most boring part of the game cause you fight them over and over and over again. At least the werewolves were new and interesting opponents.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >At least the werewolves were new and interesting opponents
          >Overwhelm
          >Overwhelm
          >Overwhelm
          >Overwhelm
          >Overwhelm
          No thanks. Also, the forest looked like dogshit, even back then.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Mass stun
            Not my problem

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I found the mabaris much worse in that regard. Playing a fighter was hell when those things could stun you and.take.half your health with them.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Personally, I know I'm a Dwarf at heart, I fricking love mountains, I love underground exploration, I love Arx Fatalis and anything else like it. Orzammar was so fricking cool, I just wish there was more of it. Exploring the Deep Roads, the abandoned thaigs, worrying about darkspawn and other unknown creatures dwelling there in the dark.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based

      It's the only good thing about the shitshow that was Inqusition. The Descent DLC had me going wild, and then shit ended and back to Elf shit we go.

      Deep Roads were far and away the most atmospheric area with the best narrative, and I never understood why people got frustrated with them. Even on my first playthrough they didn't feel particularly long or confusing.

      The furry forest, on the other hand, was about twenty times as long as it deserved to be, and incredibly boring all the way through.

      >oppressive tunnels filled with monsters
      >the lost glory of a fallen empire expressed through defiled thaigs and abandoned roads ones stretching for miles in every direction
      >the legion of the dead holding the darkspawn back in a futile, eternal effort
      >the journals of the expedition falling to cannibalism and corruption
      Everything about the Deep Roads oozed atmosphere.

      based and Deep-pilled. I don't really give a shit about the mages and templars having a dindu competition, I want to fricking kill Darkspawn in the depths of the earth surrounded by the bones of a shattered empire.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Here's your "bones of a shattered empire", bro

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          absolute kino

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this is why its forgettable
          the entire section of the game looks like that

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah thats the one thing i hate about Origins and its the constant copy and pasted assets all over even in places where it makes no sense.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, there was certainly more they could have done with it but what's there is cool. It certainly did a good job of hammering home just how monstrous and twisted the darkspawn are supposed to be, which is partly why I immediately hated DA2 so much. You go from the horrible creatures you see being born in the Deep Roads in DA:O to these gangly googly skeleton zombies that were so ridiculous I genuinely thought they were placeholders and the game just wasn't finished.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ANOTHER WAVE!!!
        >I genuinely thought they were placeholders and the game just wasn't finished
        kek same
        I was literally "b-but it's just a demo" posting at the time. Game cured me of my biodronism when it came out

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The transition from dark fantasy to high fantasy with some icky moments killed the series for me. Like how am I supposed to take inquisition seriously when they're too afraid to do desire demons? That's the demon that's obviously gonna tempt and frick up most people like in the first game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the downgrade from Origins to 2 is fricking amazing; it must have taken a great deal of effort to frick up designs as bad as they did and not just the darkspawn themselves but all the fricking armour became pointy shit and has remained so.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          graphic design isn't what made 2 worse

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But it helped

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I never understood why Deep Roads were commonly disliked. You go down underground where the darkspawn live, to slaughter darkspawn in the darkspawn slaughtering game. What's not to like?
      Now fade can go to hell.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every area feels like "that" level

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DA:O is an interesting game. I know it's good, I know I played it all the way through multiple times, and I know I enjoyed it. But when I go through the game in my mind, the only part I still look forward to is Orzammar. Everything else feels like a part I'd rather skip.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      First, second and third thing is Morrigan, then the lore that was promising and then the soundtrack.
      I love DA:O but at the same time the meme about every area being "that area" is also true. It's carried by the characters 100%.

      what area meme are you talking about

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well you know, when replaying a game and you remember how annoying a certain area was and you kinda dread getting to that part. In DA:O every area is that area.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Still the best western RPG in the 15 years

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sten's cookies

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wandering around the Korcari Wilds killing darkspawn and hunting for Chasind treasure so I can put Leliana in a skimpy outfit when I meet her.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love DAO Morrigan so much it's unreal

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you fear barbarians will swoop down upon you?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Made for big barbarian wiener

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based. She awakened something in kid me. Gave me a type for the rest of my life.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based. She awakened something in kid me. Gave me a type for the rest of my life.

      Morrigan influenced an entire GENERATION of young men

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can't believe this kind of design becomes extinct in merely ten years. What the frick has come over the westoids?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All those tumblr posters people made fun of became part of the game industry and basically took over. Then there's morons like Gaider who no longer had people to keep him in check and went all out with his fetishes.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          DA4 is going to be shit, isn't it? No sexy, no freedom, only shitty non-choices like MEA. I can't imagine Western AAA company letting their devs put a baby-sacrificing scenario or all the other cool moral dilemma in DAO into that game. It's unthinkable.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you don't even need to ask, and if you are willing to try it out you're already lost

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I just don't want to accept that we will never get another roleplaying video game that isn't afraid to present moral controversy and political incorrectness like DAO ever again at this point. MEA scripts were horrible and forgettable but I'm sure it's going to be template for DA4.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >DA4 is going to be shit, isn't it?
            The only question is whether you’ll (you in the general sense) enjoy it in spite of it being shit, I don’t think anyone has faith it’ll turn out well and who can blame us?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              NTA, but I really don't think I'll ever play it. I forced myself to finish Inquisition and it was not worth it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I forced myself to finish Inquisition and it was not worth it
                That seems to be how most people felt. I don’t expect the next game to sell well because of it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      disgusting mod

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its the voice, raspy but not too much

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does this game still work in W11 and with a 1440p monitor?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of course

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, but I'd advise you to download the fix mod.. it else it's gonna crash like fricking crazy. And for the love of god. DON'T SAVE IN DENERIM

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Yeah, but I'd advise you to download the fix mod
        What?
        >DON'T SAVE IN DENERIM
        Why? Any location? Outside or inside?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He means the unofficial patch.. and the fact that the game tends to corrupt your save if you save anywhere in Denerim. I'd advise a secondary save for when you have to go there

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >and the fact that the game tends to corrupt your save if you save anywhere in Denerim.
            This never happened to me and I usually save every 5 minutes. Guess I was just lucky

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              How recent was your last playthrough? Because I did one a few months ago and it happened four times

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                last year I think. Could anything have changed since then? I played it a few times and every time I would get that 4gb patch and iirc I would also make the game only use 1 core of the processor and it always ran fine.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >every time I would get that 4gb patch
                That's why you never saw it. I had forgotten about it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah first time I played the game I didn't know about the patch and it would crash again and again on some bridge at the beginning of the game. After getting the patch, everything went smooth

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The patch is key… i also believe having a certain setting above medium triggers it as well. Shadows maybe?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kino

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One of the last good Fantasy RPGs

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Camp theme

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Grey Warden

      Still so good

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn I gotta replay it for the 4th time. What should I play this time? So far I've played a human mage, a dwarf noble and a city elf.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go Human Warrior. It fits the best because you get to really give it to Loghain and Howe

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Human warrior so you can have Tim Curry as your family rival.

        Casteless dwarf or human noble. Human noble is really intertwined into the last act of the game. Don't bother with wilds elf, it sucks and your origin is basically irrelevant after the prologue.

        IMO
        Human noble>dwarf noble>elf commoner>dwarf commoner>massive power gap>>>>>mage>=dalish elf
        Human noble is super involved with the main plot and feels like the intended character, dwarf noble has a really cool intro, and makes recruiting the dwarves way more interesting, elf commoner has a good start and lets you play the race card, some good interactions with elves and denerim, dwarf commoner has similar strengths to noble, personally I just don’t think it is as interesting, mage is lame and the only saving grace is that mage is the best class in the game, not that important tho as morrigan and wynne exist, dalish lets you call humans slurs but that’s about it

        Ok guys Imma play a human noble warrior. Thanks!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ok so I don't think I am going to play it anymore. I have a problem. The DLC does not show up. I have the Ultimate Edition on Steam and I have never encountered this problem before. Anyone got any ideas?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what do you mean it doesnt show up? like in the menu screen or in-game?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://www.pcgamingwiki.com/wiki/Dragon_Age:_Origins#Enable_DLC_on_the_Steam_version

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks. I will try this

              what do you mean it doesnt show up? like in the menu screen or in-game?

              In the menu. I click on other campaigns and the list is empty

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://www.pcgamingwiki.com/wiki/Dragon_Age:_Origins#Enable_DLC_on_the_Steam_version

                Didn't fix my problem unfortunately. Don't know what else to try.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Now it simply crashes in the main menu. So weird. Never had issues with the game before. Could it be windows 11? Had 10 the last time I played it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it didn't crash and i managed to open a campaign even though it's name didn't appear on the list but it crashed. I have changed my opinion on this game. It's the biggest piece of shit

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Works on m machine

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it didn't crash and i managed to open a campaign even though it's name didn't appear on the list but it crashed. I have changed my opinion on this game. It's the biggest piece of shit

                Just install windows 7. Problem solved.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                might try the gog version tomorrow if I'll still feel like replaying the game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Human warrior so you can have Tim Curry as your family rival.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Casteless dwarf or human noble. Human noble is really intertwined into the last act of the game. Don't bother with wilds elf, it sucks and your origin is basically irrelevant after the prologue.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think pretty much everyone pick human noble first playthrough. Mine is weird, a noble rogue lol.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't mage its own origin?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >noble rogue
          Did the same, not weird considering you're the second born of a noble family and therefore can generally do whatever the frick you want because Fergus is the proper heir. Also your mom used to be a pirate so you can just rationalize you learned rogue skills from her. Also warrior gameplay in Origins is mind numbingly boring except dual wield warrior.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Meh, they kinda just put everything dexterity related under the rogue category. You can specialize in being a duelist or ranger which would be something perfectly normal for a noble.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          my first playthrough was a female city elf

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IMO
      Human noble>dwarf noble>elf commoner>dwarf commoner>massive power gap>>>>>mage>=dalish elf
      Human noble is super involved with the main plot and feels like the intended character, dwarf noble has a really cool intro, and makes recruiting the dwarves way more interesting, elf commoner has a good start and lets you play the race card, some good interactions with elves and denerim, dwarf commoner has similar strengths to noble, personally I just don’t think it is as interesting, mage is lame and the only saving grace is that mage is the best class in the game, not that important tho as morrigan and wynne exist, dalish lets you call humans slurs but that’s about it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >mage is lame and the only saving grace is that mage is the best class in the game, not that important tho as morrigan and wynne exist
        Two mages is the only way to go and Wynne is lame.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    grease+earthquake+fireball or firestorm
    Blizzard+electric storm
    sleep+nightmare

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let me play a mage femHawke in DAO and I will play your game again

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ENCHANTMENT

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How dogshit that gameplay was.
    t. Pure 2H Warrior

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's by far the worst class after archer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why exactly is it so fricking bad

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Slow as frick, doesnt have crits, built on autoattacking instead of skills and weak in terms of dmg resistance. So you don't have rogue DPS or a tank resistance either, just somewhere in-between

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          From what I know warrior in general just isn't great as a DPS and two handed warrior is easily the worst because of their slow animation and also not as good at tanking without shield.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's by far the worst class after archer

      Skill issue

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's by far the worst class after archer

      >He didn't solo Urthemiel as a two-handed warrior, wearing the Warden Commander Armour with Starfang

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      rogue was kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The last great RPG made by Bioware and USA in general.

      You don't play a single class in DA:O, you play a party.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he didn't start as a mage and spec into arcane warrior

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >get all the mana regeneration gear
        >either get some slight mana regen with shimmering shield on or turn it off for a bit to get insane regen and start spamming spells
        Kino
        I love standing in the middle of a bunch of enemies, auto-attacking the one I just cast virulent walking bomb on

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That I wasted 50€ back in the day and didn't like the game.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    arcane warrior

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CAN I GET YOU A LADDER?
    SO YOU CAN GET OFF MY BACK

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Memory leak that caused saves to be corrupted so you couldn't finish the game.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Top RPGs of all time. Everyone who scoffs at it loses credibility.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The sad state of the gaming industry since im tired of replaying this shit

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The most fun class is dual dagger rogue.
    Big crits, fast attacks and good survivability at midgame.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Brown teeth.
    After that, sequel memes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick were they thinking by showing that as the first ever DA2 screenshot online

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thicker blanket.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dwarf noble

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aeducans rule, Harrowmonts drool

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ENCHANTMENTS?!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The boy's a bit simple

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT IN 2024 IT'S OFFENSIVE REEEEEEEEE

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hey don't call the maker of everything a simpleton

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's not even a compelling theory

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Morrigan disapproves but I want to frick her goth pussy

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any good mods?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, tons

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My last playthrough was a vanilla+ experience and I used
      >AddItem Script - Console (for Leliana's Sacred Ashes armor)
      >Anora's Greatsword
      >Awakening Silverite Mines Bugfix
      >Awakening endgame cutscene fixes
      >Battle Speech Party
      >DA2 Isabela and Flemeth to DAO
      >DLC Item Integration
      >DLC Transfer To Awakening Patch (UPDATED)
      >DLC in Awakening and Awakening Fixes
      >Dragon Age Origins 4K 60FPS Cinematics Mod
      >Dragon Age Redesigned
      >Extra Dog Slot
      >Flemeth Dragon to Origins
      >Lelianas True Sacred Ashes Armor
      >Lock Bash
      >Madd Gift Guide
      >Make CONSOLE commands visible
      >Morrigan Restoration Patch
      >No Helmet Hack 1_6
      >Qwinn's Ultimate DAO Fixpack v3.52
      >Werewolves Don't Wear Clothes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.nexusmods.com/dragonage/mods/14
        I liked using this mod a lot, it allows me to set my character with the initial stats and powers that I want

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there was one that gives Barkspawn a separate party member slot so you can take him and 3 other members with you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i used dozens of mods

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Human noble male
    Rogue - focus on archery and dual wield
    Romance Morrigan
    Hardened Alistair
    Hardened Leliana
    Romance Leliana making Morrigan jealous but choose her in the end
    Foursome with Isabela, Leliana and Zevran
    Have sex with Isabela again for Duelist
    Hardened Alistair as sole Kang of Ferelden
    Use Family Sword to shank Howe
    Let Alistair lop off Loghain's head
    Have babbymaking sex with Morrigan before the battle

    Save everyone on Redcliffe
    Kill the dragon and her followers
    Pass through the Sacred Ashes quest without fighting
    Have Wade make dragonplate armor for Kang Alistair
    Save the mages in the Circle
    Do all the Harrowmont and Bhelen quests
    Side with Caridin, make Bhelen Kang
    Cure the werewolves, make peace with the elves

    Keep Nathaniel alive, make him a loyal Grey Warden
    Have sex with Velanna
    Encourage Oghren to breed Sigrun
    Protect Vigil's Keep and Amaranthine without anyone dying
    Kill the Architect
    Follow Morrigan to the portal

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A real human bean
      And a real hero

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Rogue - focus on archery and dual wield
      why are you gay?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Really..? That tipped you off, not the foursome with the gay?

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >one last Blight
    >it's on Dreadwolf
    KWAB

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are they really gonna trigger a Blight merely 15 years after the last one ended, in the same Age? Sounds ludicrous

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Solas seems to know the 'Old Gods' so I'm guessing they are actually Fade Spirits or some shit.. but yeah, either it's his doing, or its Corypheus' shenanigans sent the Darkspawn into a fervour

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dreadwolf is actually take place from 9:50 to 9:52, one of the stories released hinted at it

        >one last Blight
        >it's on Dreadwolf
        KWAB

        The rumour is Dumat is going to be resurrected and it'll be a 3 way fight between him and the remaining Archdemons

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Grey Wardens get about 30 years left of life after their Joining
          >less so if they join during a Blight
          >Dreadwolf will take place 20 years after Origins
          >the Hero of Ferelden is about to fricking die and because BioWare will never ever make him the MC again his unseen quest to stop the Calling will go unfulfilled unless they pull a "with all Archdemons dead the taint stops affecting people" deus ex machina

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just put my soul in the Anvil of the Void and turn me into a golem, that's what my exit plan was in the first place

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't the fifth blight kick off too early because the architect was fricking around with creating smart darkspawn.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They don't have an allotted time to start, just when the darkspawn find the sleeping old god and pass the blight onto it.
          The first couple of blights happened not long after each other while it has been so long since the fourth by the start of Origins, that most people thought them finished for good. The Architect experiments once he found the Old God maybe fastened his corruption, but it was just a matter of time till it happened anyway.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are two more old gods left

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mass effect was better

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I should go.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You should never announce your plan, even when leaving a conversation, it shows weakness

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sten was the hero we needed but didn't deserve.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      true and im a fantasychad not a scific*ck

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ME trilogy remake
      >1
      >DA trilogy remake
      >0
      it is known

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      of course, DA shat the bed directly after the first entry, funnily enough from trying to copy ME.
      ME despite its numerous flaws is a solid trilogy

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have an initial romance with morrigan
    > break up with her when she thinks she doesn't want to have the romance anymore
    >start a romance with Leliana
    >become only friends with Zebran and then have a threesome with him and Isabela
    >make a pact with Morrigan to have a child with her
    >bonus as a dwarf noble can have a threesome with two dwarfs at the beginning and get one pregnant
    It's a shame they never let me frick Wynne.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no Wynne
      >no Dr. Chakwas in ME
      Surely Bioware hates GILFs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >make two sexy grannies
        >you can't frick with them
        fricking BioWare. With Dr. Chakwas I get the idea that in ME2 and ME3 when you start drinking with her you frick her (curiously, Wynne likes to be given wine as gifts, evidently she is based on DR Chakwas)

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sex

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kino
    Also sex with Morrigan

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How mind-numbingly boring the combat is and how fantastic the party banter is. Still to date the most and best quality party banter in a western RPG but holy shit the setting is so fricking dull and the combat god damn there's nothing to fricking do you only get like 5 abilities at most but the game throws so many fricking combat encounters at you.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be in Redcliffe
    >always ask for kisses from peasant wenches just to make Leliana and Morrigan seethe
    Based

    This is how one Grey Wardens

    Now they should let me have sex with my hot sister in the sequel

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >go to the brothel
    >frick women
    >frick men
    >frick trannies
    >frick nugs
    >have things inserted into you
    The Pearl was a fun place

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only place a DA protagonist can mating press a Dwarf

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mods that were lost when bsn shut down

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure people uploaded to nexus all the relevant ones

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    modding the game to allow beautiful sapphic love with my wife Morrigan as god intended

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Black folk. Not actual Black folk, just the word Black folk.
    It's retroactively ruined. Worth playing for Morrigan seduction and satisfaction. Pretty much all it has. Small, short game where you don't see much. Dragon Age 2 is ok though even without Morrigan, just for tessellation on rocks at the start and kirkwall pillars, and the dlc which has you join a grey warden in the underground as he succumbs visibly to covid.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >okay time to boot up a new game
    >skip Ostagar
    >skip Fade
    >skip Deep Roads
    >do all the quests in Lothering
    >get bored and uninstall the game
    >repeat a year later
    I haven't managed to replay the game in about 10 years

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >skip Ostagar
      why
      >skip Fade
      use guide
      >skip Deep Roads
      use guide

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ostogar is a talking simulator where the dialogue is almost all lore dumps. The quests are boring. Kocari wilds is uninteresting as is the tower to light to beacon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fade is boring on replays but Ostagar and Deep Roads are kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ostagar sets the tone for the entire game
      deep roads are kino
      this is why youre bored, because youre planning on skipping large chunks of the game. you cant get invested in the world and story.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i played it 4 times across my Xbox 360 and series x and had a blast each time. hardest difficulty too. i don't get how people can't deal with a controller, it's perfectly fine.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Leliana and her sweet voice.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      to this day I maintain the actual ending is that my Warden and Leliana spend their days alternatively wandering on adventures or lounging in Orzammar/wading through the Deep Roads instead of the Warden fricking off to God-knows-where.

      Wasted potential the series.
      Seriously who fricking thought Mage v templar and the elves were the best things to focus on?

      I'm still befuddled that they went with the mages and templars chimping out instead of a renewed Qunari invasion, or Orlesian Occupation 2.0 or the clean-up from the shitshow of the Blight. Nope, gotta look at the nerds and their wranglers sperging out.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ff12 did it first

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Last good bioware game."

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not even close

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >posts a worse game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kys

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ME1 is a gem
          oh how I Was hyped for 2 only to be letdown and the 3 ooof

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ME1 is a crappy game, anon, don't be fooled by childhood memories. I used to think that ME1 was the best game in the series, but after going through the legendary edition after a five-year break, I was just blown away by how much ME2 is better than ME1 in everything.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It depends on what you value. I think aesthetics did improve in ME2 and combat was improved in a lot of ways, but the story and atmosphere are so much worse.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I prefer the dark atmosphere of Mass Effect 2.
                And I like local stories united by one important mission, which I have known about since the very beginning of the game, much more than the idiotic story about the reapers. Bioware fricked up when they reintroduced them to the plot in ME3. This mistake killed the franchise.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I have no idea how you've come to the conclusion that Reapers are idiotic in ME1 but fine in ME2.
                Or did you not even know they were present in ME2 to begin with?
                >dark atmosphere of Mass Effect 2
                I don't think it's particularly darker than ME1, although I do like Omega as an area.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                reapers are idiotic in 1 because they are built up too strongly. they were never going to live up the expectations
                they were "fine" in two because they were absent, and you just fought their peons

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Built up too strongly how? The Reaper plan fails and Sovereign dies in the end. They could've ended with that, you're right. It's not the fault of ME1 that the sequels became moronic.
                >they were "fine" in two
                They were a lot worse in two. First you have Harbinger that literally trash talks you during combat like he's on xbox live and can apparently mind control husks FROM OUTSIDE OF THE GALAXY and then you have that Arrival DLC where it turns out Reapers were able to arrive into the galaxy whenever they wanted anyway which invalidates the whole fight in ME1.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it takes a massive effort to beat sovereign. an astronomical one
                1 ends with an image of x amount of sovereigns just waiting out there. too strong to ever deliver
                all that shit about harbinger doesn't matter one bit, that's just your babbling
                the dlcs, i kind of agree actually. you can tell that mac walters really took control fully after the release of 2, and the dlcs really reflect that. i know shadow broker is popular and what not but i wasn't the biggest fan
                but still, vanilla game wise, 2 > 1 >>>>>> 3

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >1 ends with an image of x amount of sovereigns
                No brainlet, that's literally the ending of ME2.
                >all that shit about harbinger doesn't matter one bit, that's just your babbling
                Cope.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                been a while since i played them, but point stands. a big amount of them is foreshadowed in 1
                don't know what you're so defensive about, 1 is still a good game. it's just that 2 is better

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are blaming ME1 for what it implies while giving ME2 a pass for what it actually shows on screen.
                Just calling you out on your double standards, that's all.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah because 1 started it lmao dude you can't be this obtuse
                >eeerm see there is this threat that is almost impossible to kill and there is a whole bunch of them
                what the frick are you supposed to do with that? mac walters is a hack beyond words but you can NOT salvage that shit, i don't know what karpyshin was thinking

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can do whatever you want with it. The Reaper plan failed in ME1 and there was no actual information about how many Reapers there were or how far away they currently are.
                They could've remained a looming threat for all I care.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >a looming threat
                which they were, in 2
                and considering you have no answer, this is a waste of time and you yourself know you are wrong
                have a nice evening, i'm bailing

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How the frick were they "looming" when husks were kidnapping hundreds of thousands of humans and building a human reaper you fricking moron?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >First you have Harbinger that literally trash talks you during combat like he's on xbox live
                what were they thinking

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I too like my giant Citadel to be three hallways long because the game went from being made for PC first to being made for shitty consoles

              I prefer the dark atmosphere of Mass Effect 2.
              And I like local stories united by one important mission, which I have known about since the very beginning of the game, much more than the idiotic story about the reapers. Bioware fricked up when they reintroduced them to the plot in ME3. This mistake killed the franchise.

              >This mistake killed the franchise
              What killed the franchise was wasting the middle game on a trilogy on a moronic sidequest that wasted time and accomplished nothing. I swear you fricks are the Mass Effect equivalent of Fallout 4 fans.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The Reapers are the shit that killed the series. This is a fact. Get over it.

                In the first game, BioWare took a swing at a story they couldn't tell. They had a chance to turn off this path after Mass Effect 2, as the game did its best to do so. The Reapers are flying to the Milky Way and will fly for another half a millennium. In the meantime, there are much more interesting conflicts in the galaxy.

                But BioWare didn't take this chance and told a shitty story about the reapers and thereby killed the series.

                Oh yes, Mass Effect 2 is still BioWare's most highly rated game and an admittedly exemplary sequel.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >This is a fact. Get over it
                You sound mad

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                History has put everything in its place. You can take your dose of copium.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >They had a chance to turn off this path after Mass Effect 2, as the game did its best to do so
                lmao the game revolves entirely around the Reapers, it's all about Reaper second in commands kidnapping background (colonists) you don't give a shit about and entering a Derelict Reaper on your way to fight a giant Reaper Baby and setting up the 'twist' where the Collector Commander was le Reaper all along all to end with Shepard reading about said Reaper on a tablet then defiantly looking out the window to meet the Reapers head on as they arrive to the Milky Way but the game has nothing to do with the Reapers trust
                >Mass Effect 2 is still BioWare's most highly rated game
                And yet again, Fallout 4 is higher rated than New Vegas. Guess we both know which is the better game!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Everytime someone talks about the reapers I feel compelled to mention how the mystery of their origins is literally the most disappointing thing I've ever witness in my life
                Because the solution was literally "the reapers, but organic"

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Leviathans were cool thoughever. If anything that DLC and its Dead Space-esque tone should've been one game long instead of getting Shepard dying then being revived then being forced to work for the writer's donutsteel faction to get roped from key jingling action scene to key jingling action scene without a care for the whole

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Leviathans were a bandaid for the absolute disaster that was 3's story

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                2 ruined the story
                3 had to patch it up but it never had a chance because of that

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Kek. The story was about dark energy, not about the war of organics with synthetics.
                It's Mass Effect 3 that ruined the story, buddy.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The story was about dark energy
                Except it wasn't. Drew came up with a tons of random ideas in his head for how ME would end, *one of which* was DE which he himself discarded before ME3 started development. At least in the final game, robot squids not wanting organics to die out because organic goo is their equivalent of reproduction makes "some" sense. Dark Energy was:
                >Reapers realize mass effect fields and biotics are leading to the death of the whole universe so they leave all sorts of mass effect tools around for every future civilization to build off of
                >to hasten the effect
                >they don't tell anyone anything about it and no one realizes it
                >then every 50k years they harvest all sorts of advanced civilizations then disappear so that even if anyone was solving the problem, it's halted and forgotten
                >and the premise had it reach the point where *time was actually running out*. Several hundred thousands of millions of years and they thought harvesting the most advanced civilizations would solve the problem
                >reset everything to solve a problem that they don't explain, facilitate to occur, and do nothing themselves to solve
                Say what you will about the Crucible but at least it didn't establish *the entire fricking UNIVERSE* as running out of time before its destruction because the Reapers allowed untold millennia of mass effect use. Then there's this
                https://www.reddit.com/r/Fantasy/comments/vxd8ea/hello_reddit_im_drew_karpyshyn_scifi_and_fantasy/
                >Q: "How would you have concluded the Mass Effect series?"
                >A: "We had some very rough ideas planned out. Basically, it involved luring the Reapers through the Mass Relays then detonating the entire network to wipe them out... but also destroying/damaging the relays and isolating every galactic community from the others. But we still had to figure out a lot of the details, and there were some issues with that option... like what we would do in the next series of games."
                Basically the High EMS Destroy ending we got

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Destroy chads we are vindicated

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Leviathans were cool thoughever
                If you're some dreadfully boring c**t, maybe
                How can such uninspired answer be cool?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That mining colony on an asteroid was cool. Imagine having a decade of your life just robbed in a blink of an eye then waking up to a galactic war to space shellfish

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >2176 was 10 years ago

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Imao the game revolves entirely around the Reapers
                Yes, Mass Effect 2 did everything right. The same should have been done in the following games (there would have been many more). Doing more interesting things, we would simultaneously fight with the minions of the reapers, find traces of their presence, and investigate previous cycles. But their origins, their motives, and their capabilities should NEVER have been revealed.

                Dumb artificial intelligences with a mission to kill organics so they don't create synthetics? What idiocy is this! And all they can do is shoot a laser out of their ass and go for a ram. This is a galactic-scale threat!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I hate Cerberus so hard it's unreal

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dogshit cover shooter with dumbed down powers and edgelord squad mates

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't talk shit about Mordin or Legion, please.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Mordin admittedly is good buy Legion fricking sucks and the game launches the final mission after you get him so you can barely use him without sacrificing non combat personnel

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Dogshit cover shooter with dumbed down powers
          still better gameplay than 1
          >edgelord squad mates
          meaningless

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well, it's still better than the entire Dragon Age franchise combined.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Definitely not better than Origins, I'll grant you the rest of the DA games sucked

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wanted to frick samara so bad. She permanently ruined what I find attractive in women.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >i wanted to frick samara so hard
          same but in the end we all got cucked
          just like i wanted to frick Chakwas

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >A fellow chakwas enjoyer
            We were wronged, brother.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              indeed

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Me too, anon, me too.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based ME2 enjoyer

        Anyone who says 1 is better should off themselves

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          One day you'll get better taste

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        moron FPS dialogue wheel poster.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shit gameplay and story

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bioware both being completely dead but still around. Which is weird for EA, who used to be so happy killing off their acquisitions.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do people dislike deep roads? back in 2009 when i first played it it was pure KINO and still is today

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I agree. My favourite part will always be the forest but the deep roads come right after on my list. I love the atmosphere

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't really know either, I know I hated them on my original playthrough but playing it a year or two ago they ended up being a lot shorter and less annoying than I remember.
      But then again this time I actually used a blood mage which is basically ezmode for everything anyway.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GOD BIOWARE WAS SO FRICKING GOOD TAKE ME THE FRICK BACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH GOD PLEASE STOP THIS GAY troony SHITTTTT

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bioware catering to consoletards was the beginning of the end

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        considering they started doing it with kotor and then proceeded to make like 6 great games in a row, i disagree

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wasted potential

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What's the first thing that comes to mind?
    Foursom sex with Morrigan

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Enchantments were so fricking useless

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What's the first thing that comes to mind?
    I want alistair to dump his royal seed in my mouth.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hara afah eo of course

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The music was fantastic. The original parts were great and so were the ones Inon Zur cribbed off the Last of the Mohicans
      Inquisition was just a blatant Howard Shore rip off

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >and so were the ones Inon Zur cribbed off the Last of the Mohicans
        He did? The promontory theme or something?

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed it when it came out and it was good for it's time especially since it didn't have the dumbfrick dual morality system that all of Bioware games starting having at that era.

    In retrospect the story/universe is kind of bland though.

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Battle of Ostagar cinematic. Bioware never reached that high again.

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still can't defeat this Bastard in a nightmare

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they should have sold the IP to a better studio after publishing origins.

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shame they never made a sequel

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dragon Age started and ended with Origins.
    The sequels are just glorified fanfictions.

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How bullshit that we never get to see Morrigan pregnant in-game. What a complete waste.

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too long with lots of boring parts

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    demon booba

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >male gaze
      >sexualization
      >misogyny
      Thank the Lady, Anita has saved us from such ebil

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I had a desire demon wife like that one templar

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never going to see those again from Bioware.

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to like this game, I've gotten around 8-10 hours in a few different times, but the combat always puts me off. I don't understand it and feel like I'm doing the rpg equivalent of button mashing.

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How I’m probably too forgiving with BioWare

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    trash mobs

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Murder all the elfs!

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've never played Dragon Age, is pic related any good? I've had it in my library for years

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, go play Origins

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you enjoy MMOs converted into singleplayer games?

      God tier reigning champion for character prologue/back stories. The second thing is that I owned da2 for about half an hour total including time to and from gamestop because they completely did away with one of the strongest parts of the first game.

      Didn't enjoy your choice of human/huwoman?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's alright at best (a 5/10) if you ignore all the MMO fetch quests and like the setting
      That means you should start with DA:O

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's somewhat playable on PC if you install a bunch of mods that remove main sources of annoyance like that shitty mobile game tier war table, slow as frick movement speed because they couldn't figure out how to make mounts more than 10% faster than being on foot and giving your BamHa- inquisitor vision an actual range and duration instead of having you spam it every few seconds, among other things.
      But honestly, I wasted 100 hours on it and it's really hard to find anything good about it, at best it's just mediocre.
      On another note, I hate them for turning Cassandra into some c**t with a literal block head.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Cassandra
        who?

        You slop-hogs never cease to amuse me. Hundreds of hours taken from you like its nothing. Like it means nothing to you. The psychology of consooming is just unfathomable.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shitposting about it without actually playing the game is obviously better, surely

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How you enjoying that Fallout TV show?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not at all, because I haven't watched it, nor do I really plan to do it
              Is this supposed to be some sort of gotcha?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                sure buddy ;).

                ez bait aside, i'll ask sincerely: how did you not smell from a mile away that these were OBJECTIVELY shit games? OK tricked into the second game because Origins was really good is understandable, even though the writing was on the wall for bioware, but the NEXT one too?
                Yes, I never played them and I don't need to. Do you understand why?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >;).
                oh lawdie he seething

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Its honestly too easy, but I think it goes along with my hypothesis that as some point you're barely dealing with a human anymore.
                There's consuming shit media because its easy and convenient and you are depressed so your time has no value to you anyway, just want to numb, but there is another class of media consumer that really might as well be considered livestock. I want to say it feels unsatisfying to bait such a low being, but then again if we're comparing their wherewithal to that of a fish it becomes poetically appropriate.
                Just catch n release fellas.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And you will continue shitposting without actually having played them, contributing nothing but seethe. I can actually contribute something other than "lol it's shit lmao" whenever the question comes up. It's the standard response to everything on here. It's fricking worthless.
                Why should I ever respond to anyone asking about a game I haven't played?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                because the question was about your choice to initiate the game and spend hundreds of hours in it, not about any of the contents of the game, fella. Why would I want to discuss the specific elements of a piece of shit? I know its a shit, you can spare me its dissection just as well. My curiosity lies in the psychology of you and your decision-making as I have come upon you slurping it out of a toilet bowl for 100s of hours. Is that not interesting? What's the seethe? You got baited and a little defensive with the fallout tv show comparison? I dont even consider that seethe. Don't be so hard on yourself.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You say all of this while not contributing to any sort of vidya discussion at all. Is spending your day playing armchair psychologist and complaining about people who have an opinion because they actually engaged with the game that is the topic of discussion that fun? I mean it's Ganker, I know you are trying your hardest to fit in, but damn, you've been complaining about this shit for a while without contributing a single thing. If that's fun for you, sure, go ahead, make the site worse than it already is, but it's honestly funny to see you complain about people wasting their time while you do this shit.
                Don't you have some other thread to shit up?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry anon, but you're in the wrong here. And it quite frankly sickens me how proud you are of playing fricking DA2 and 3

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Im discussing what I would like to discuss elated to the game series and re-iterating what it is that I am discussing/asking. I'm not 'complaining' as much as you are complaining about my questions and i am contributing decidedly more than you have which has amounted to: seething (yes its fair to say you are seething now) and avoiding answering anything i've asked yet still insisting on replying to let me us how much you are seething. Maybe re-read and keep up with the convo before you go pointing that contribution finger.

                My meta-convo of consumer behaviour related to a series with only one good game is more on topic than your meta-rant about the state of this board. lel.
                You're gonna answer why you played both game 2 and game 3.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Cassandra into some c**t with a literal block head.
        She was exactly that in 2. At most, Inquisition really softened her up.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, I mean her actual head, not her character. She's somewhat cute in 2. In Inquisition they gave her a massive jaw making her head look like some block that is too big for her body.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I like it
            But then again I like girls with some slight masculine features because it makes plunging your wiener inside them and watching as they melt all the more satisfying

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              CUTE

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              my tomboy autistic wife
              unironically enjoyed her romance as a dalish elf

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I liked her, but the romance starts as a random conversation in the hallway of her asking you if you've been flirting with her which follows with her saying oh, okay.
                I found it to be so underwhelming and disconnected to everything else, that I couldn't go through with it. Outside of Solas, all the Inquisition romances feel so trivial and mundane that there's no actual reason to do them since they add nothing to the story. Even the ones from DA2 felt more involved, at least in terms of how they develop.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >but the romance starts as a random conversation in the hallway of her asking you if you've been flirting with her which follows with her saying oh, okay.
                its cute, it only gets better from there.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I like it
            But then again I like girls with some slight masculine features because it makes plunging your wiener inside them and watching as they melt all the more satisfying

            what an downgrade.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's a 5/10 woman, anon.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i am not too demanding yeah

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >5/10 woman
                That's all I want from life, bros... a 5/10 who is devoted and loyal.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes
      t. 9 times

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      character editor is awful, all female presets are ugly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its not bad but as the anon said install some time wasting annoyance mods, the companion quests are the best and the DLC as well.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      only romance the best girl Cassandra and impregnate her even when you convince her to become the new divine 🙂

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God tier reigning champion for character prologue/back stories. The second thing is that I owned da2 for about half an hour total including time to and from gamestop because they completely did away with one of the strongest parts of the first game.

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    homosexuals and fujos, feally

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I tried to do deep roads first as commoner 2h warrior. It was a mistake

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gackt

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The main menu. It's very simple but very good thanks to the music and imagery. Sets a tone.

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking werevolves and their constant overwhelm spam

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that Mass Effect is BioWare's flagship franchise. And Dragon Age is the eternal second place.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I jerked off to her yesterday

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's nice to see a man of culture in this thread.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I need more Mass Effect porn that is male Shepherd with alien girls and less that is female Shepherd with a penis surrended by more female penises

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The main menu OST.

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It comes to my mind if dragon age was so awesome how come the rest of the games suck so much in comparison ?
    I mean story wise, nothing ever comes close.

    Also replaying it didn't actually worked for me because the game appeal is hugely based on story and once you know it it's not worth playing the 2nd time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      EA rape

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DAO took quite a while to develop. I don't remember how long it took them but it wasn't exactly short. DA2 was shat out in what, 1-2 years, and it shows. I never followed DAI development so I don't know what happened there but given how it plays I guess EA really wanted to chase every possible trend that existed at the time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >all writers go
      >troonoids and numales infiltrate the company
      >durrr how come the writing is ass now

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Characters standing around splattered with blood during cutscenes, playing a mage and talking to other characters like they're dogshit that needs sprayed off the sidewalk

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Start of the fricking Bioware homosexualry.

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wasted potential the series.
    Seriously who fricking thought Mage v templar and the elves were the best things to focus on?

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NNNNOOOOO
    Y-YOU
    YOU FIEND

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Was planning to buy it and play it at some point
    >Then i got it for free from somewhere but still didn't play it
    >Now it's too outdated for me to enjoy it even if i did play it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>Now it's too outdated for me to enjoy it even if i did play it
      stupid zoom zoom

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, just a boom boom with too many games.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          a boomer wouldn't complain about something being outdated, homosexual

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Everyone's got their own limits on how far back in graphical quality they're willing to go. I'm loving the shit out of cod2 and 3 on my xbox this past week but I can understand if other people can't handle it. Each gen with graphical advancements reprograms our brains on what games should look like.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >on my xbox
              queer

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >t. hasn't met a single boomer
            Way to out yourself as a zoomerhomosexual

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this

    also open mouths and that you have to leave constitution at 10 for a strength build

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A boring and repetitive slog that lasts 50+ hours.

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Make the choices i would make.
    >Morrigan approves of them all.
    >Hear from others how hard it is to gain approbal with Morrigan.
    Gosh..

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One of the best games ever created. Way better than any weebshit homosexualry.

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Being an Arcane Warrior.

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Is that you talking Oghren, or the alcohol?
    >Warden, I am the alcohol

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    despite its aged gameplay, I will still say it is the epitome of what a rpg story should be. Enough story to be understandable, enough conflict to establish a threat, enough choice to make you feel like you make a difference (whether that is true or not). And enough small plots as you travel to make the world unique.
    The into battle of Ostagar goes hard to this day.
    And now it is just political squabble shit...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot the most important part of making a great cRPG
      >mages are ridiculously OP and the most fun class to play

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and mages are too dangerous and need to be imprisoned or put on leashes to protect the masses.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          mages were born with the natural right to dominate tevinter shall rise again stronger than ever all of thedas shall be tevinter's domain day x is coming soon and you weaklings will beg to be slaves to the mage master race you will be contained just like we were you will all see the truth when the natural order has been established

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Leliana is kind of a creep bros

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sure but the sex, man

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can still hear it.

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Swooping is bad.

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dragons

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    old people

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Okay bros, what's the final verdict about specialization unlocks
    Locking them behind certain choices but then having them unlocked permanently, a good idea?
    I didn't mind at the time cause I replayed the game a lot anyway but nowadays it would piss me off cause I don't wanna do 10 replays of every RPG I play

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Either have them unlocked from the start or make them playthrough specific. This global unlock system is kinda stupid. Shit like striking a deal with a demon to get blood magic, but then reloading an earlier save to kill it and keep the unlock is moronic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like when they're integrated in-game, but that presents some big problems like them being locked too far from your pick the specializations
      It's cool that Oghren teaches you how to be a berserker, Alistair a Templar and so on, but a lot of the times it's too late

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like when they're integrated in-game, but that presents some big problems like them being locked too far from your pick the specializations
      It's cool that Oghren teaches you how to be a berserker, Alistair a Templar and so on, but a lot of the times it's too late

      First character is meant to unlock everything, including those OP equipment and weapons from finishing DLCs

      Then your second character can play anything from paragonmaxxxing to buttholemaxxxing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You have to pick the weapons from the DLCs up on every playthrough

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You have to pick the weapons from the DLCs up on every playthrough
          Did they change it?

          I remember a decade ago that completing Leliana and Morrigan's DLC will just unlock the items and you'll start with it in any Origins or Awakening save file.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe I'm wrong, but I definitely had to do the Ostagar DLC every time I want King Cailan's Arms for a new Arcane Warrior

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I get that, but without the trainers, the specializations feel hollower
        Blood Magic is supposed to be learned from the demon at Redcliffe and it's a pivotal moment where you can sell a little boy's soul for power. Take that away and I guess you just picked up some infernalist powers somewhere. It lacks the impact
        I wish I had an answer how to perfectly incorporate specialisations in-game at the correct moment, but the best I can think of is having them be available to players in a starting area like Ostagar and then a secondary one be available in a mid level area like Denerim
        It's not very elegant but I think it works

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Blood Magic is supposed to be learned from the demon at Redcliffe and it's a pivotal moment where you can sell a little boy's soul for power.
          That would be an excellent argument if you couldn't just reload the save you made right before you said "teach me blood magic, b***h" and still have access to it. At that point you might as well just make it available to anyone or at least hide it away behind a side quest or something.

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It makes me think of how far Bioware has fallen. DAO had a generic yet cool setting, but now everything about is about gay sex, mages and elves. All the mystery of the setting is gone because it's revealed that it was elves all along.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did they at least keep the Black/Golden city mysterious? My favorite part of this setting is that it isn't clear whether there actually is a god

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They never explicitly state it or anything but it might be the place where the ancient elven super mage-gods were banished to, yes, that's a thing now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mages and elves
      i think all the homosexualry is much worse than just mages and elves but alright

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AOOOOH WAH-AH-AH-AH. After that memories of a mediocre crpg with okay characters. After that, hopes of Bioware’s final death.

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any order you guys do the big quests in?

    I always do the magic circle first, deep roads second and elf forest third.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much the same for me, mostly because I tried the forest first when I was playing a solo arcane warrior, and kept getting stunlocked by werewolves using overwhelm

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always do redcliffe first because it feels the most pressing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This, plus if you play a mage you can grab blood magic.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is blood magic good? I always liked edgy magic like necromancy

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's overpowered as shit because you can CC an entire screen without worrying about hitting your allies

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Okay, frick Connor then

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It might not be the most OP in the game, but it's pretty sick. I think it's the third spell in blood magic that affects a wide area, stuns enemies without affecting allies, and deals hefty damage over time. Basically just wipes entire groups of enemies without effort or risk.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tower
      >redcliff
      >elfs
      >dwarfs
      That's how I do it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Redcliffe first
      Mage Circle
      Denerim pt1
      Orzammar to get Oghren
      Denerim pt2, for Zevran/Alistair/Leliana/Sacred Ashes
      Treehuggers
      Denerim pt3 and final battle

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Circle
      >Redcliffe
      >Forest
      >Orzammar
      >Sacred Ashes
      I think Redcliffe fits more first, but it's impossible to keep those c**ts alive without Wynne

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >but it's impossible to keep those c**ts alive without Wynne
        I wonder if anyone has ever made their main character a healer. That goes for all RPGs too, not just DA:O

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ive done it and it can be either really fun or really boring depending on the skillset. you can get away with it in DAO even though you have wynne.

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Horrible meele combat, being a warrior is so boring

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone's rotten fricking teeth

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he didn't install the teeth mod

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss when you could cuck elves.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the writing definitely had more edge and oomph to it in 1. 2 had traces of it, even if people want to hate all of it. but everything after that is catastrophe territory

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There is only shadow of that type of writing in 3 witch is why I can't even play the fricking game any more.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Feels like that's the case for all games since then

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love how jealous Morrigan is every time I flirt with other people. Redcliff was so funny

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So was this supposed to be the black city or was it the island chained to a few other islands?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >So was this supposed to be the black city
      yeah

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gee anon, I don't know, is the image you copied from a wiki the black city?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just got it off from google images. I never knew if it was confirmed in the end or not cause there were a few islands in the Fade that seem to potentially have cities on them.

        Anyway, DAI is such a blur to me that I didn't even remember we were apparently on that island at some point.

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    morrigan's stinky pussy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A PUTRID, HALF-EATEN HARE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Morrigan canonically enjoyed getting fricked in animal form

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lowland defamation

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my theory is that EA expected Bioware to push out games on a year or a two year basis, making old developers and writers frustrated with the state of the company, and leading them to hire new younger fresh-out-of-college trash writers
    it was all fun and games up until ME3 where they REALLY received significant backlash, and it seems their studio is completely ruptured since then

  108. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That it's chilling in my library right now I bought it for $2 on the last sale and will probably never play it because its overhyped dogshit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it's FRICKING SHIT
      >never played it btw

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's far sillier that he went
        >I bought it
        >it's overhyped shit btw but I still fell for it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What part of $2 do you not understand?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you're such a homosexual

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >buying a game you have no intention of ever actually playing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's from a time when western games were good

  109. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm annoyed that it crashes every 30 minutes on my PC, I really wanted to do another playthrough after I hated how unnecessarily long BG3 was

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have you tried applying a 4GB patch? It's an issue a lot of 2000s era games suffer from.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this the memory thing? Isn't there a patch that fixes that, at least somewhat? That's the only issue I ever used to have. Been a while since I played I guess.

  110. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was too complex. Luckily bloware fixed it with their excellent sequel. So now if you press a button something awesome happens!

    ?si=iSGKPpRsOvW9Ybr5

  111. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Last great western RPG, last great bioware game. Anyone who compares it to troony gate 3 needs the rope.

  112. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thick, ropey loads of pozz.

  113. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Morrigan and one of my favorite RPGs of all time. RtWP is the only drawback. the memory leaks on release sucked horribly though.

  114. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Inquisition > 2 >>>> limb amputation >>>> DA:O

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >AI pajeet
      >shit opinion
      Name a more iconic duo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You > Are >>>> A >>>> HUGE homosexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >DA:O > DA:I >DAII

  115. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kiss, cuddle, Nakdashi, impregnation, marriage

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't you use japanese terms for the others, weeaboo? Imagine being a weeb but not actually being able to speak japanese lel

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        did someone hurt you today or something

  116. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You didn't beat the game

  117. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when you could kiss village girls? I do.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Human noble men should be able to have sex with village girls and slave elves for the ultimate coomer experience

  118. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >if you want a really strong longbow you need to save everyone on Redcliffe but not rescue the blacksmith's daughter so he will kill himself and be replaced with another blacksmith who'll sell you the strongest longbow in the game until you do Morrigan's DLC (useless since you get it after beating the DLC)

  119. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    good campfire music, shitty RTWP gameplay.

  120. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Replaying this shit there's actually some really cool spells. I didn't even remember that you could turn into a Swarm. It's baffling how they gutted the magic tree in a fantasy RPG with each installment.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Might wanna install that one shapeshifter mod so you can get even more fun transformations

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >instantly killing that one legendary demon with mana clash
      Mage is cool

  121. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    game was actually good in spite of it being EA bioshite

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it was in dev long before the EA acquisition

  122. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Name ONE reason you hate DAI

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fetch quests

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's homosexual as shit
      Sera
      Combat sucks
      Design sucks
      Wrong tone
      Lore changes suck

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Sera
        Who was this character for? Even her supposed intended audience at the time which was Tumblr hated her. When being a dyke wasn't enough to save her from this crowd you know it's bad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t hate it, I just acknowledge it’s issues and why almost anyone less forgiving then myself will likely find it disappointing id not intolerable

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i actually enjoyed it though it came with a great set of pain like this anon describes

      It's homosexual as shit
      Sera
      Combat sucks
      Design sucks
      Wrong tone
      Lore changes suck

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Singleplayer MMO with Marvel writing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can't dick Sera straight

  123. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      h-h-holy sexoooo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >warden canonically plaps morrigan so loud the entire camp is forced to listen to it all night
      Kino

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the best part of the game was the banter between Morrigan and Leliana. Especially when you go through the harem route

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I suppose he must like your shrieking, you sound like a genlock being murdered—a sweet, sweet sound to a Grey Warden.You should try a little harder next time he takes you. I don't think they heard you in the Anderfels.
        She sounds like an animal in heat. No wonder from a dirty savage.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine being so out of material in your imaginary waifu war that "she moans while fricking" becomes your best argument

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Alistair
        >Morrigan
        >Leliana
        >mods that allows you to take Barkspawn as a fourth companion
        The perfect party. I have never bothered taking any other characters with me

  124. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Last time I ever bought a Bioware game and the most disappointed I've ever been in my life.

  125. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Origins was liquid shit. Literally the start of the age of hardcore woke gay pozz. Game used to get clowned around here when it released. Now look at you thirsty homosexuals licking up every last thick drop.
    > Muh Morrigan (that totally never fricked dogs..)

    gays the lot of you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that entire gay rant so anon could post his bestiality headcanon

  126. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
    >SO YOU AND THE BOSS EH

  127. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dragon
    Then, age
    Finally, origins

    Probably because the image says dragon age origins

  128. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best game ever made

  129. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >muh Orlesians

  130. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did people hate Cailan? Why didn't they crucify Loghain when he left the army at Ostagar?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homie did you see the army he brought with him behind Loghain when he sounded the retreat? They wouldn't dare.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because he lied and said they were betrayed by the wardens and he had to order a retreat to save the rest of the army. Pretty sure they said the wardens actually assassinated cailan. Plenty of people questioned this which is why we had a civil war during a blight.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because he lied and everyone believed him since everyone died down there except you and Alistair. As for after the game at that point he's either dead or is a Grey Warden traveling away from Ferelden.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most people don't know the details because even the soldiers weren't aware of the plans, only on following his command, and the soldiers were loyal to Loghain, they would justify the action as necessary rather than deliberately leaving the rest to die. When he told them that the Wardens tried to betray them for the orlesians, they could only accuse him of lying.
      It's only at the Landsmeet that you can show exactly what happened to the rest of the nobles.

  131. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The main menu theme

  132. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss those cinematic kills.

  133. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >literal fricks and gets knocked up by other men
    Morrigangays are literal cucks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You have to agree with that
      Cuck.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You have to reject her pleas to have your baby to save your life then order her to have sex with alistair then persuade alistair to frick her. It’s one of those choice they included that nobody legitimately picks outside of shitposters

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >oh no my hot edgy witch gf wants to have magic sex with me to save my life
      >better turn her down and tell her to frick my friend instead
      >wtf I got cucked
      why are you like this

  134. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should I replay this? I reckon I still have the save files from when I did rogue playthrough, but I don't want to deal with the fade again.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a mod to skip the fade if it's such a big deal for you

  135. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Discount Mass Effect

  136. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hurf durf feggetz git off my vidyer

  137. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The mod that adds Cailan's massive dong to Return to Ostagar.

  138. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >go to Alienage
    >can't have sex with elves and breed them out in the process

  139. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That homosexual boi who doesnt want to become king
    >i dun wan it
    Similar to jon snow

  140. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why no human commoner?

    You could have started in Redcliffe or Lothering.

    Also the tsundere elf and Legion female dwarf on the expansion should have been in Origins.

    2 elves
    2 dorfs
    3 mages
    1 golem
    1 dog
    3 warriors
    2 rogues

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Supposedly a Human Commoner from Redcliffe was planned and made it very far into development before being cut, and before it a Chasind human origin was planned.
      The game has a lot of things that were cut because of time and the human commoner is an unfortunate victim of that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only origin I would've really wanted was an apostate mage.
      I don't want to be a circle cuck.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Too bad, circle cuck
        Get back to your mage pen

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Impossible since the mage PC becomes a warden anyway.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >t. templar who deflowers the circle mages

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the tumblr fanbase gaslighted Gaider and Weekes into adding Cullen the prison rapist and serial killer as a companion/romance in Cisquisition to then get his loony VA making a 40 minute long in-character MAGA rant on a video
            Getting what they fricking deserve, I see

  141. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >unengaging auto-combat
    >being able to code the behavior of your allies, which wastes your time thinking you can avoid controlling them
    >giving your companions trash as gifts to speedrun your relationship with them, which is narratively unsatisfying, but you still do it
    >the best class is bomb throwing
    >never having any mana to cast anything as arcane warrior
    >not being able to agree/disagree in certain situations, which leads you to getting railroaded

  142. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    baldurs gate 2

  143. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's been like 10 years since I've touched this game and morrigan is all I can remember

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Liar.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's true though

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sure if you quit 5 minutes into the game. Otherwise I don't see how you at least don't remember some memorable parts, like Ostagar, Deep Roads, including the broodmother, the dragon boss fights etc.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Morrigan doesn't show up 5 minutes into the game

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              15 minutes then, the argument stands.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What's your argument?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That the person I replied to is lying.

  144. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The lifeless eyes of your warden.

  145. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game was the triumphant end to Bioware's golden era and the last good game they ever made.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mass Effect 2?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kys

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes and

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And? The gameplay of ME1 just didn't work. I do not know how crooked the hands must be to die in it at least once at the maximum difficulty level. Easier than ME 1, probably only ME3.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >The gameplay of ME1 just didn't work
            Sounds like a (You) issue

  146. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Warriors got so cucked by arcane warrior it's not even funny

  147. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >male human noble warrior
    >romance morrigan
    >spirit warrior specialization
    >name dog Barkspawn
    >save connor
    >save eamon
    >save the mages
    >save the ashes of andraste
    >make peace with elves and werewolves
    >bhelen on the throne
    >destroy the anvil
    >dagna leaves for the circle
    >take grimoire peacefully
    >retrieve stens sword
    >reconcile wynne and aneirin
    >reconcile gheyna and cammen
    >reconcile oghren and felsi
    >put ruck down mercifully
    >put tamlen down mercifully
    >give templar cookies
    >avernus research with ethics
    >harden alistair
    >harden leliana
    >have the threesome
    >have the ritual
    >unite all of Ferelden
    >personally kill howe
    >personally kill vaughan
    >personally kill marjolaine
    >persoanlly kill taliesen
    >personally kill uldred
    >personally kill jowan
    >personally kill branka
    >personally kill kolgrim
    >personally kill the broodmother
    >personally kill the archdemon
    >alistair & anora on the throne
    >friends with everyone
    >redeem loghain
    >side with the architect
    >fight with the messenger
    >save both amarathine and vigils keep
    >hook finn and ariane up
    >go into the portal with morrigan
    >sit and watch entire credits to 30 Seconds to Mars This is War

  148. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like I'm cheating when I go for arcane warrior nuke mage but it's just so fun. I wish enemies respawned in some places just so I had more stuff to fight.

  149. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with male dwarves where am the top of course.

  150. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Morrigan is an evil c**t

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >'tis no affair of ours, saving these villagers. I say we leave them be.
      >OH WARDEN YES YES RIGHT THERE DON'T STOP WARDEN DON'T STOP FRICK ME FRICK ME FRICK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  151. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  152. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What's the first thing that comes to mind?

    Derp roads. Worst part of any game ever.

  153. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First, second and third thing is Morrigan, then the lore that was promising and then the soundtrack.
    I love DA:O but at the same time the meme about every area being "that area" is also true. It's carried by the characters 100%.

  154. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Being a kid. I'd give anything to go back.

  155. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All I want from DA4 is romancable female qunari
    I will wade through literal ocean of shit for that

  156. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the most op build in DAO again? My backstabbing rogue was okay against mooks but she's lackluster when boss fights come up. The dlc bosses in general feel tedious.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Arcane Warrior by far. It's only challenged by Archers in Awakening.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But Ganker says warrior are boring.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Arcane Warriors are mages.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        DW Rogue or Warrior or a spell casting BloodMage
        Arcane Warriors are a meme

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          None of those come close. Arcane Warriors can solo the entire game on the highest difficulty without ever dropping below 50% health.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Arcane Warriors can solo the entire game on the highest difficulty without ever dropping below 50% health.
            So can any of those
            Shit, so can terrible classes with potions
            Arcane Warrior so overrated and plays terribly

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No they cannot. Rogues are squishy as shit and they can get one shot or stunlocked by a lot of enemies.
              Warriors are neither as tanky or as high DPS as AW.

  157. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hotwife Morrigan of course

  158. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lies during the marketing campaign

  159. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate every part of the game when I’m deciding where to go next but once I finally settle on one and actually get there I think each is fun to some degree

  160. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    crpg revival

  161. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    day, they come and catch everyone...

  162. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sadness. Because it was the best Dragon Age game and really good and every other game after it was complete garbage.

  163. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If Mass Effect 2 hadn't put the whole context of what was happening, Mass Effect 3 would have been a meaningless set of unrelated tasks.

    Without ME2, ME3 doesn't work at all.

  164. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Leave it to ME2-gays to derail a Dragon Age thread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bro the end is done

  165. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's with MEgays hijacking DA threads? go make your own

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