What's the most realistic survival game? As in, beyond hunger meters and health meters and moron-tier crafting.
What's the most realistic survival game? As in, beyond hunger meters and health meters and retard-tier crafting.
What's the most realistic survival game? As in, beyond hunger meters and health meters and moron-tier crafting.
ponder the fragance
But what do they eat?
it's america, they can probably just order pizza or something
>But what do they eat?
The beans under bed.
>eat beans
>take a fat ogre diarrhea shit in the toilet
>curtain does nothing to contain the smell
>family suffocates and dies
terrible design
>>take a fat ogre diarrhea shit in the toilet
Not my problem, gutlet
>american gets violent diarrhea after eating anything with fiber in it
the vault includes an assault rifle compartment so it's clearly meant for american audiences
It looks like more of a safe room than a bomb shelter. I am guessing they just go in there if burglars break in or something.
It's called BombNado which means its probably designed for tornadoes in mind to where you just need to get somewhere safe while the storm passes over. But of course there is going to be 500+ posts over analyzing the thing again.
those two 5g pails under the bed are approximately 90 in change servings
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this is an example, i'm not shilling. also frick you i'm not shortening the url
The dad climbs out and drives to Costco every other day
Mr.btongue's credibility.
what the frick do you do if the entrance gets blocked by rubble
just use your strength to move the ruble, if you cant then you deserve to die for being a lil pussy baby
Why does the dad look like he's on a date with his wife, son and daughter?
So this is like a cucked basement? Why not use the basement?
Never understood the allure of these doomsday shelters.
You have 0 entertainment limited food and drink that you must conserve in the hope that things become livable above ground by the end. But then what? Live in an end of the world scenario? Frick that
You mean you don't want to suffocate on someone's shit fumes as the exit out of the shelter gets melted shut by an atomic blast?
They're not intended to be lived in forever. They're supposed to just get you like a couple of weeks. The area immediately surrounding Chernobyl was safe in less than a week. I'm sure Ukrainians wish they had one of these right about now.
You are supposed to get out when it is safe.
You might notice that it is called a "bombnado" shelter. Tornadoes and conventional bombs tend to be over relatively quick.
I must be part mole or something becouse those are 100% my thing, i want the confy 1 living room + bathroom subterranean NEET cave experience
At 12 feet depth you won't need air conditioning. Temperature stays at a stable 67 throughout summer. Will dip to 57 during winter, however.
isn't Stranded Deep pretty realistic? You take damage and get poisoned by stepping on sea urchins.
Just play terrafirmacraft
someone post the original
got you
Same energy.
>please log into microsoft account to regain access to device
t-thanks microshit
That fricking octopus
What if that was the outcome, and we actually did rescue the sub, but only one was alive, because they cannibalized each other? What would the reaction be like?
>What would the reaction be like?
This is a very zoomer statement. You care more about how people react than the fact people cannibalized each other.
staying hydrated would become a problem long before food
and no, none of them were vampires so drinking blood would do frickall
It's so perfect.
>pajeet shitting in a bag
>the modified Logitech controller
>different reactions to how fricked they are: quiet resignation, anger, panic
>My Heart Will Go On
>chudtopus
Not that one.
@6471436**
theyre mostly for tornados homosexual. usa is hell
>wildfires
>earthquakes
>tornadoes
>hurricanes
>blizzards
pick your poison.
>blizzards
They're not so bad.
I'll never understand why anyone would want to live in a place where tornados are frequent. Seems like it'd be absolute hell to have to repair and replace all your shit every time a frick you funnel comes flying through
Same. I live in Europe and we don't have shit like that except for Blizzards and forest fires sometimes. But I guess their repairmen are making a nice profit off of it.
tornadoes are very localized, even if you live in a tornado prone area the chance that it goes right over where you live, which is the real danger, is minimal
>maine
>above 0% vulnerability
i have lived here my entire 22 years on this earth, we have had one (1) tornado and a couple of microbursts which are basically cucked $oynadoes.
Realistic? Maybe Green Hell or The Long Dark. Both have little combat and the challenge is staying alive and getting enough resources to do so. Green Hell is particularly bullshit because you can walk into ant nests or barely visible spiders which will kill you in a few minutes if you don't have the specific things needed to stop the poison. It has a mechanic for checking your limbs for injuries and leeches and shit that you don't immediately notice which can slowly kill you.
I wouldn't call either the most fun, but if you want realistic those are the two best imo
What said. Green Hell is simultaneously one of the most incredibly detailed survival simulators I've ever played and one of the least fun games I've ever played. I fricking hate Green Hell. That level of realism does not lend itself to a fun video game.
Why does the father look so happy?
probably smug satisfaction that all the arguing with his wife about the shelter ended up winning in his favor.
How long until the father bangs his wife and daughter, and they eat the son?
Nice of them to include a gun so they can kill themselves once it's become unbearable enough.
dwarf fortress unironically.
Why keep the guns all way on the top ?
To answer your question, Project Zomboid is one of the more realistic, though obviously still has many limitations on realism for the sake of fun. But it does go VERY in depth in numerous skillsets that a survivalist might need to make it in a post apocalypse.
The ones from the 50's look comfy.
Putting a bomb shelter underneath your house just seems like a really bad idea. Like, what are you going to do if the house is destroyed and the entrance is covered with thousands of pounds of debris?
Even better, what if there's a flood and the water takes a week to dry out?
Who parks their car like that?
man that is one fricked up garage
did he make the car go sideways?
Can someone put the dad directly underneath the toilet
Better but I need his mouth on the pipe
thank you
Where's Saddam?
>open up hatch
>grab their gun
>close hatch and park truck on top of it
Lol
having a massive underground compound is one of those childhood dreams i still hold onto
I just wanted a tree house dude.
I wanted both, buddy
I wanted a tree duplex, friend.
Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead, if you can stomach the sheer autism of it.
Turn off the zombies and supernatural shit if you just want the survival aspects.
Replace the son with a daughter oh and the wife with another daughter.
Probably the Long Dark. There's no zombies or item tiers or Black person-rigged weapons. It's just you dicking around in Northern Canada, trying not to freeze or get mauled by a bear.
Terrafirmacraft(modded Minecraft) or vintage story. Can't say I know more games like these.