What’s the next stage for Link and Zelda’s relationship?
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What’s the next stage for Link and Zelda’s relationship?
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I'm programmed to say "ganondorf NTR".
but who is getting NTR'd?
ganondorf, of course
NTR is mega cringe and doesnt even make sense canonicallyl, because link and zelda are just friends
>link and zelda are just friends
Does Zelda know that
well she's the one who friendzoned him so ask her
>says link is a gay wuss and Ganon is Bara chad
>says she was cucking link
>game says she was basically otp with him
>link kills bara Black person
They frick, so no.
>They frick
zelink gays are delusional
Are you paid to be here or are you just a bot?
>Chunky Zelda
Oh my
Relationship? The b***h is literally royalty and Link has shown nothing but loyalty to her. Yet how does she repay him? By stealing his house and throwing out all his stuff.
Pregnancy and parenthood, ruling over the kingdom of Hyrule.
Realistically, that's not going to happen.
Link and Zelda are a "will they won't they" pair and it has been that way for over 20 years. They've been reincarnated and fought together against Ganon countless times and they're fated to do so countless more times. In their first incarnation they started to fall in love but never quite got there. Because it's all repeating, they will continue to be on the cusp of love but never quite getting there.
>but never quite got there
According to whom? It's obvious they got together at the end of the game.
WW Link, SS Link, ST Link, and BotW Link definitely got laid (with Zelda, that is)
ST link and zelda have such great chemistry
It was such a great idea. Shame it was wasted on an otherwise awful Zelda game.
>TP Zelda is by far the coldest and b***hy looking of the lot
>Also the one that makes my heart throb
There is no hope for me is there boys
Isnt zelda royalty so she has to get married and have children it's probably the rule that means it has to happen but then again link is a no body commoner and cant be married. And arent they all reincarnation of gods/ teri force so that means they are destined to keep coming back I feel bad for Gannon he just has to come back just to lose and die
Link is the highest ranking living noble who isn't married
It's effectively a fairytale setting anon
Link is a royal guard so he's at least upper class, a noble warrior like a knight but even higher. Also, if you'll notice there's no more fuedal structure of any sort in Hyrule, so Zelda can be with whoever she wants. And don't feel too bad for Ganondorf, he's a selfish hypocrite
Who the hell is Zelda supposed to marry? We almost never hear of royalty from any other kingdom. Hyrule is basically destroyed, even in Tears of the Kingdom. Zelda getting to be Princess is basically just a courtesy the citizens extend to her and holds zero weight.
This, Link has more political weight to his person than Zelda after all the shit he has done and the people he knows.
Sadly, almost no one seems to know what he accomplished aside from the most critical characters. Everyone else either has no idea who Link is or just knows him as "Zelda's bodyguard" and nothing else.
That is true for the common folk, yet Link still
>Build and rebuild two if the three Hylians towns. Lurelin hails him as their savior and Hudson recognize Links efforts on Tarry town and respects him.
>Among Links friends are the Zora king, the Rito elder, the economic leader of the Gorons, the Gerudo matriarch.
Any power Zelda actually has is because she is backed up by Link.
That's true, yeah. It's just so jarring how 90% of npcs don't seem to know who literally saved their kingdom from a century-long apocalypse.
Hateno is the fricking worst at this, every other place at least is like 'It's terrible there's monsters roaming around'+Several people directly affected at the barest of minimums and at most are literally in the middle of an extinction event, or have turned themselves into fortresses that show signs of major battles having taken place like central hyrule or Luralin being razed to the ground, but then there's this fricking town literally within eyeshot of several monsters camping out or literal structures and a forest crawling with the frickers, and they're like
>Oh my gosh have you seen this kuhraaaayze hat I'm wearing? It's all the rage!
>We're going to elect a mayor ain't that so cool?
And the children are literally acting like the fricking calamity couldn't have happened because they don't have a picture of a mural. The only reason I'm not thinking them not knowing Link isn't really that odd is because they don't seem to know anything that's happening at any point. Would it have killed them to mention the resurgence of monsters or upheaval instead of making it look like there's lead in the water?
To be fair. Hateno is established to be far enough from Central Hyrule to not be affected by the calamity, miasma or gloom. Everything sort of stops at Fort Hateno.
>To be fair. Hateno is established to be far enough from Central Hyrule to not be affected by the calamity, miasma or gloom
There are hordes of monsters in the damn wells!
Hateno only survived because of Link last stand and dying making Zelda nuke all the monsters and guardians in the area
Near Hateno village, it's mostly just bokoblins, keese, and chuchus, which are some of the easier enemies.
In botw, it was explained by the soldiers and militia at Fort Hateno being so awesome that no Guardians got to Hateno village.
They could have had a sidequest in totk involving a school trip to Fort Hateno.
>Near Hateno village, it's mostly just bokoblins, keese, and chuchus, which are some of the easier enemies.
That's in BOTW, in TOTK it upgraded. If you go to the school and look towards the waterfall there's Lizards and Moblins right over there, and if you go in the wells it's literally crawling with Horriblins.
Then that makes no sense. The TOTK writers are moronic.
The monster threat got worse as ganon came back. There you go, easy explanation.
The issue is nobody is reacting to them. Seriously, go to the school, stand next to the tree, and look left. There is literally a monster encampment with the lizards and moblins depending on your level, and there is a FRICKTON of monsters in the wells.
Fort Hateno is overrun with monsters now and that's probably why the monster crew specifically clear it out every blood moon. That fort is important to protecting the largest surviving village.
1. Hyrule as a kingdom ruled by a monarchy does not exist anymore
2. Knights were lesser nobles and Link is the only thing left of Hylians nobility beside Zelda
The King was a knight who married into the royal family
Also why the frick do you morons keep thinking Zelda's social and political hierarchy works according to myths about medieval society
It's a fricking fairy tale
The Hylian family doesn't even tax or govern it's citizens
you think the reason ganondorf attacked is because he was unhappy with rauru's tax policy
No, it's because muh social darwinism.
Wasn't Sonia herself just a random hylian that Rauru made queen? If the royal family still follow this practice Zelda can just choose Link and nobody can say anything against it.
Nobody could say anything against it now, this is the guy who canonically beat Ganondorf in single combat. Have you seen the "Monster extermination squad"? They can't handle a blue bokoblin.
It's not who will let him, it's who could possibly stop him?
I mean, have you see the Gerudo in action? They are not much better either.
Yes, the Gerudo who needed us to pretty much hold their hand during the invasion because despite being armed guards at a chokepoint with the monsters weaknesses strapped to their weapons, all of them lose at some point.
If he wants Zelda, Riju, Purah or any girl in hyrule post game WHO WILL STOP HIM
Is this the most powerful Link has ever been?
This is the most powerful Master Sword ever made. Bathed in 10,000 years of light energy infused and imbued by the Triforce itself.
Yet still needs recharging after 30 strikes.
>And yet it still can't kill Ganondorf for good
Yes it does? He explodes.
See ya in 6 years
Ganon's been perma-killed before in other timelines.
LttP/La/Oracles Link might be stronger just because of the amount of shit he went through.
That Golden Master Sword is ridiculous. He also beat a Ganon with the full triforce.
Wild Link is definitely top 3 in terms of power. #1 in pure destructive capability.
He's definitely more powerful but also more fragile, the damage Ganon caused him was permanent (you cannot get max hearts/stamina like he starts out as) but he got the strongest Master Sword and several haxxed abilities on top of it thanks to Rauru's arm and the Zonai stoned
>you cannot get max hearts/stamina like he starts out as)
You actually get MORE heats+Max Stamina when you're finished. Count the rows in the opening.
>Isnt zelda royalty so she has to get married and have children it's probably the rule that means it has to happen
Royalty didn't have to marry for politics in our timeline. Meet Maria Theresa, the heir apparent of Austria-Hungary, then the greatest power in Europe that wasn't France, who married for love and then had 16 children with the love of her life.
She ruled for 40 years and ranks as quite possibly the most powerful woman ever, maybe tying with Queen Victoria or Wu Zetian.
Wasn’t Maria Theresa’s marriage also arranged? She just happened to like him, her husband comparatively wasn’t even as into her and he had several mistresses. A better example is probably Louis whatever and that austrian lady who was a broke noble who was only chosen because she would have no influence in court.
>Link: Aaaa...wake up!
>Zelda: Link.....I guess... I fell asleep...quickly...
>Zelda: Did I fall asleep in bed?
>Link: You fell asleep at the desk so I carried you to bed
>Zelda: Thank you
>Link: (in memory says he got good sleep too)
>Zelda: Sorry I slept so long. I've just been so exhausted these past few days
>Link: Or perhaps you just had a dream so good you didn't want to wake up
>Zelda: (inner thought: He's my dream)
>Zelda to self: Why do I have to be so perceptive at a time like this? This photo is so nostalgic. My father was still alive. The champions too. Everyone was happy. What if back then I could have done something different? What if I could get their descendants to help? It seems like this dream could come true. A dream thats a miracle
Again, your translation is absolutely horrendous. Here's a proper translation:
>Zelda aside: how come he's so sharp just at times like this
>Zelda aloud: I have a feeling I was having a very nostalgic, strange/special dream.
>Zelda describing the dream: the Champions and my Father were alive, and everyone was smiling.
>If perchance, at that time, I could have made a different choice...
>If perchance, at that time, someone could've come to help everyone
>All those possibilities...it felt like I could grant them all. It was that kind of miraculous dream...
Now please fricking learn Japanese properly, homosexual.
kono hito wa...
ore dayo.
Again, to correct your shitty Japanese
Starting from the memory:
>Link in the memory: that's a good girl, princess. Nighty night.
>Zelda: oh, look at the time. I'm sorry. That I would be asleep for so long...
>Link: I'm sure it's because you've become exhausted. These days, it's been very busy for you.
>Link: Or perhaps you were having a dream so nice that you wouldn't want to wake up from it?
>Zelda: this man...
Almost every post of his is full of errors. Why are EOPs like this?
Anon, your Japanese is fricking atrocious.
Here's the actual translation:
>Link: ah, you woke up
>Zelda: Link... Looks like I'd fallen asleep...
I think the anon said he's using DeepL
Well tell that anon he's a homosexual Black person
looking forward to those zelink translations
Link belongs to a Yiga footsoldier disguised as his girlfriend!
Fellas
Is it gay
If the puppet Zelda is inert? No one is gay.
If Ganonyis actively controlling puppet Zelda? Dorf is gay.
If Link knows is a puppet controlled by Ganondorf? Link is also gay.
Very awkward post-nut clarity for everyone.
It's not gay to get fricked by Link
You are not getting fricked is more like holding the onahole for him
you guys have been posting nice and cute content recently
a welcome change of pace from normal Ganker fare. keep it up
posting some new stuff for you guys. also, this is a general by now I just haven't labelled it as such.
It says something about today's major media that seeing a loving normal couple is refreshing
This guy got really creative with Yiga Zelda.
isn't the only Yiga Zelda the one in a cage at Dueling Peaks? How's this possible? I got in the cage and took a bunch of photos but this...
there's one out in the open in front of the shrine of resurrection .
>Zelda remains in a fragile state of mind. She doesn't speak at all, unless to mumble about fixing the sword. When I tell her we've saved Hyrule, she looks through me and mumbles it again. She still refuses to let go of the Master Sword. When I take it from her, no matter how gently, she begins to experience severe anxiety. Since the Demon King is no more, I don't need it at my side, so I've been letting her hold unto it.
>Impa and Purah came to visit. Zelda snarled at them, like she didn't even recognize them. I had to calm her down, as it appears she only trusts me. Impa had to excuse herself, as the sight of the princess like this was too much to bear. I can't blame her. I helped Purah take a few samples of Zelda's scales. Hopefully she finds a cure soon. I miss Zelda as she was before.
>The villagers wanted to check on Ms. Zelda, since they knew she had returned. I couldn't let them see her like this. She was beloved by the whole town, and the children looked up to her as their teacher. She's in no state to be seen now. I told them she was sick, and Reede and Symin helped me disperse the visitors, though neither of them knew the full extent of the issue. That night, Zelda didn't sleep at all, and just sat in bed staring out the window, at the moon.
>I have been making our meals every day, and feeding her myself. I've been talking to her, trying to job her memory. It feels like this is the most I've spoken to her before. Ironic that now she is the one who rarely responds. When she does, it's often about the sword again. Today I made her favorite stew. She didn't react any differently to when I feed her anything else.
>I went out for just a short while to buy ingredients. Cheese, milk, rice. I used the Purah Pad to go to Goron City to buy spices. When I returned, Zelda was outside our home, clutching the Master Sword, wandering. Some neighbors looked on in confusion, though they didn't approach. I pushed past them to help her back inside. I don't think I can leave her alone again.
>It's been a while since I last wrote here. Nothing much was happening between the last entry and now. Zelda's mental state is worsening; she now panics when I'm not within sight for just a few minutes. I've been staying in the house to keep her placated, keeping myself occupied with books. I'm always at her side, like I'm supposed to be.
>Today, Purah and Josha came. Impa couldn't make it, they said, but I suspect she didn't want to see what had become of Zelda. Purah says her scales are exactly like those of the Light Dragon, but smaller and more fragile. Moreover, they wilt like flowers after time, unlike dragon scales. When Purah and I tried to get another sample, Zelda snapped at her and bit her. Thankfully, it was not a major wound. I apologized profusely while patching up the bite. Purah is understanding as ever. I pray they find something soon.
>She follows me everywhere now, tugging at my tunic. Never speaking, blank eyes burning a hole through me. I love her. I resent her. I'm stuck with her, right where I want to be. Is this how she felt for me, 100 years ago? I want her back. I want my princess back. Hylia, are you there? Please bring her back to me.
>I hugged her and cried today. It's been a long time since I've cried. I asked her to speak to me, to smile again, so talk about all the wonderful things she wanted to learn more about. She just clutched the sword tightly and let me hug her. I kissed her, and kissed her, and kissed her again, closing my eyes and hoping I'd find her back to normal when I opened them, but that didn't happen. She was in my arms all day.
>Purah came again. Alone this time. I made sure Zelda was behind me so I could stop her from hurting someone again. Purah told me there is no record - not among the Zonai, or the Shiekah, or anyone else - about this happening. An in-between state of dragon and mortal. There's also no records of anyone turning back from a dragon after eating their secret stone... Only records that it's impossible to do so. I held Zelda tightly that night. Oh, and Purah brought ingredients for us. I'm very grateful.
>I don't think I'll ever see her again, as she was before. I have to accept that. She's still here, even if she's so different now, and my duty is still to Zelda. I still love her, no matter what. I like to think she still loves me, and that I'm not just lying to myself to feel better. I can take care of her like this. With Riju, Teba, Sidon, and Yunobo leading the other races, and Purah and Paya overseeing the rebuilding of the kingdom, I think Hyrule will do just fine. Zelda deserves a break. She can stay home like this, and I'll take care of her. No matter how long it takes. We'll be fine. I love her. We'll be fine.
>I miss her. It's not the same. She's blank and empty. I miss her.[/spoiler]
>Previous page
>Close Journal
Funny. F. Scott Fitzgerald's wife Zelda succumbed to mental illness. I remember Zelda's name being inspired by the Great Gatsby author's wife.
Also Hilda and Zelda were the names of Sabrina the Teenage Witch's aunts.
this sort of misery invites divine intervention
Sorry he's going to take care of her like this forever and sometimes see that nice totally-not-Yiga totally-not-assassin Zelda so he can feel at peace.
It takes true courage to bear. That's the only thing I like about this misery porn: that it shows Link's true character. Other than that, it invites the irrational desire to strangle the author until they write a happy ending for them.
What are you? Are gay? Just cure Zelda with penis.
>t.Hylia
Sex with catatonic dragon Zelda! Zelda barely moaning but not fighting it!
his dick is on her ass
Link will NEVER do anal
Link exclusively receives anal
>
>Zelda: Link
>Link: Hmm?
>Zelda: What if I had woken up my powers sooner? What if the Calamity could have been prevented? In that case......
>Link: Have you asked yourself this before? What if I wasn't a talented swordsman? I was born in the royal family, so I was told that I had to be a knight. But I never questioned any of it. I couldn't think of anything else to be because wielding a sword was just natural to me. I couldn't think of any other way to live.
>Zelda: At the time I asked you a mean question..
>*Link cuts her off
>Link: I can only walk one path. On that day, you pushed yourself to use all your power. You believed the worst had happened and took up the perfect stance. Thats why I got here now. Everything that could happen happened the way is. Just like Urbosa said. Even if there are more possibilities...
>Link: In this world we live now, don't you ever let anyone tell you that you aren't happy. Thats why in that day I defeated the Calamity. So everyone can be happy. Even if there were a reality like you believe, in this world we can't be defeated by "what ifs." I want you be happy from now on.
can we talk about how much of a dork Link is?
what are your favorite interactions during quests?
>sees zonai research team trying to fight in underpants
>goes challenge accepted and steamrolls the bokoblins naked
>comes back
>"Y-You survived!"
>"I actually beat them."
Easily the Yiga interactions
>One of them on the Great Plateau said he was trying to recruit for the Yiga
>Link's response is either "I don't care" or "Weegah?" like he's never even heard of them.
Fricking troll
>not videogame thread gets deleted
>videogame thread stays
>cute lovey dovey stuff is porn
brain rotten.
There is no way a man is posting all this vanilla garbage...
so what if im a girl? frick off
based if true. You are a hero, femanon, please keep posting cute and comfy Zelink. Please keep the blessings coming, and snicker at mindbroken ntr spammers
chopping your dick off doesn't make you a woman.
>you are a woman
>"Yes"
>you are not a woman
Mental illness
>Ganker is one person
It's three: me, the based anon and the cringe anon. You are the cringe anon.
and all three of us are men.
>WAHHHHH VANILLA IS BAD
Literal fricking Black person. have a nice day
Please have a nice day immediately, you evil Black person
Literally only teenagers hate vanilla. Once you mature and become a 25+ gamer, you'll understand the value of vanilla.
These girls are kinda cute
Link might not be gay, but he's definitely taken a lot of wiener
Years of porn addiction has refined my taste to the point that only vanilla does it for me.
so broken hearted ...
I kinda wished he showed a bit more emotion after the dragon reveal
what, I've been there a million times, does it not spawn if you've finished the yiga quests or the phantom zelda?
Some of my favorite art is royal guard Link with posh Princess Zelda.
great
Link teaches Zelda how to fight. Then they get married and rebuild Hyrule.
But how will they stop Hudson from engraving himself everywhere during the rebuilding process?
I was about to ask why he feels the need to have someone plaster his ads fricking everywhere but I realized he's a massive dkckhead.
D-dickhead mind?
I can't ever stop seeing a dick when looking at his fricking head
>dickmind at the very same second
Oh wow
Hudson will be the first president of the democratic nation of Hyruleson
While I could imagine it, he doesn't strike me as the guy who would give up handicraft.
Only to come back to see the fountain at the main plaza be reworked into a huge Hudson statue, with the water streams coming out from the top of his head
They can fight lynels. Keeping Hudson's advertising within limits will be easy.
>looks like the royal line is...son and done.
>[gunshot]
>at home with wife
>suddenly the door gets kicked down
>its princess Zelda!
>oh what an honor.png
>wife looks scared as hell
>Zelda screams at her and says "if I ever catch you giving bedroom eyes to Link again. I will see you swinging from a tree and I will put you up there myself!"
>Zelda then magics the door back in place and leaves
>Guess i need a new wife!
Link is a man of few words. it's out of character for him to talk that much.
BUT this is probably the one instance where he would indeed talk.
Wholesome.
>Zelda: Link. So much time has passed. Even if I still have regrets, its enough to see that smile on you. I may have lost many things to me, but I feel I have been saved in the best possible way!
>Zelda: The reason I've been able to smile and keep looking forward, is because you were always at my side. Oh Link, please don't ever go
BOTW3 will be about their son
>Marriage
>Coronation as King and Queen
>Impregnation
>10 heirs at least
>Leave behind a legacy as rulers loved by their subjects, and as parents loved by their children and their grandchildren.
>Die together of all old age in each other's arms.
>Alternatively both swallow a stone and spend all eternity together watching over their kingdom.
I'll never forgive Shitendo for not capitalizing on all the romance subplot that botw introduced and finally making them canon on screen. I hope that the day in which Miyamoto and Aonuma are banned from life is fast approaching. Fujibayashi is a hack but at least he would've made it canon if not for these two buttholes putting a stop on everything.
If Nintendo finally has Link and Zelda having children together I would kneel so bad, wouldn't mind at all if they made this into the series' first trilogy.
I JUST WANT TO FRICKING REBUILD HYRUUUUUULE!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
nintendo isnt doing this because they are never planning on making them canon idiot, how have you still clinging on for decades?
SS
WW
For them to be replaced with another, hopefully better, Zelda and Link.
>What’s the next stage for Link and Zelda’s relationship?
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What do you mean? It's not even the first time he has done it.
>I fricking lost? Frick you! If I can't have what I want in taking everyone down with me
It happened in OoT, TP and WW it's a staple of his character.
>Link: I'm staying right here. Even if I die, I'll remain at your side. The path I've walked, even theres an alternate reality out there...
>Link: ...we only have the "now." I won't hide from the past. And I can't change the future. We are who we are in this world. But at the fork in the road, I'll be the light to guide you.
>Link: In every future
great stuff anon
Thanks I'll do more. Theres a lot of cute ones I'm skimming through
Looking forward to it
Big Dragon wiener impregnating Link's bussy.
Zelda's?
It'd be a fivesome with the other dragon's too. quadruple stuffed twink bussy
How will ntrBlack folk ever recover?
>Mario movie boosts Mario/Peach
>New game boosts Link/Zelda
Rough time for them.
Do you think the inevitable Zelda movie/series will be based on a pre-existing game or will it be an entirely new Zelda and Link so it can fit the pacing of a movie better?
Kinda want them to adapt a Link to the past
It will be an original story, there is too much content in the games for a movie and most of the time trimming that content would only hurt the adaptation.
vanilla is based, but link is made for midna
Tetra > Riju > Mipha > Saria > Midna >
Imagine being fated to marry Zelda.
No matter what you do. No matter how you feel. It all ends the same way.
G-God it would be really terrible right haha
Ganon won
Why's she looking at Link like that?
10,000+ years of waiting
Just to force him to be a cuck
God, imagine the earth-shattering orgasm and back-breaking leglock.
>Ganon w-ACK!
>be at lookout landing
>suddenly this massive beast bursts out of the castle raining debris everywhere
>10 minutes later a second sun burns in the sky
must have been a wild day
That nuke had to kill somebody
Fricking Purah there with her telescope telling everyone
>Wow I don't know how to tell you all this but Link is literally jumping between dragons to fight that giant hellfire one.
...
>He's winning.
>the people gathered there cheering him on
Missed opportunity
>[Faint "shieeeeeet" in the background.]
Nintendo really wanting to hammer home he was dead huh?
>dead
GLOP
Zelda and Asuna are the great queens of NTR
>Zelda sucks millions of Bokoblin dicks
>Link fathers an entire new generation of Gerudo by himself
>can only have girls
Sounds like Zelda has it better off
Zelda can't get pregnant from Bokoblins because they're a separate species. Link can have hundreds of children and thousands of grandchildren.
>Link fathers an entire new generation of Gerudo by himself
And a large number of Zoras, too. Many of them are canonically thirsty for the BHC.
You know I know this is supposed to imply Zelda, but I just realized she literally never saw a Bokoblin outside of Age of Calamity. She was in a Lightbulb for the entirety of BOTW and before that she only ever saw the Guardians come to life and nuke the place, and then she was a Dragon from Ganondorf waking up until he died and they all vanished.
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>Zelda talking out loud: The lasting results of 100 years ago were bitter. But now its over. Time to decorate
>Link overhearing: "What are you decorating?!"
>Zelda surprised: "Hey Link hehe. Its a chocolate cake. It looks so delicious. Today is Valentines Day, and since its a special day I thought I'd make this cake for you"
>Link: "Huh, you made this cake for me?!?! Thank you!!"
>Link: "Its sooo cute. So wonderful! I have to take a picture. It would be a waste to eat such a blessing right away. I'll have to pray and thank the Goddess!....
>Zelda starts crying* "I'm sorry. I'm just so relieved to see you so happy. 100 years ago I gave you a Valentines Day gift...
>Link: I don't remember this! Is there a picture?!?
>Zelda: "Well..."
ZeLink is so cute and canon. If they do a third game in this style, I hope Zelda has kids with Link and rescue them
hell I'd be happy with supplementary material set in the intergame period
I would not mind a 3rd game in the style of Breath of the Wild where it follows the adventures of the children of the BotW/TotK generation trying to colonize a new land across the ocean from Hyrule. Much like Spirit Tracks is to WW/PH
I don't mind the style of game at all and it could work really well in another sea-focused game like WW maybe with some kind of underwater/diving mechanic. I just don't want a third game that uses the same basic map.
We have not seen the last of Wild link and Zelda.
TOTK DLC is coming yeah. But I still believe on a third game.
>thinking we're getting marriage and kids
Anon, pic related is the furthest their relationship has ever progressed in over 20 years.
Link had to save Hyrule TWICE to get this. Yes, this is the same Link from the first game.
It's not the same Zelda as the first game though. This is her great great great... aunt.
Imagine the threesome
Anyone got that art of the mystic armour? The one where link has a sword
The canon order of temples is
Rito>Gorons>Zoras>Gerudos as given by the boss rush section
I did Water -> Wind -> Fire -> Lightning
A little creature
Sonia and Rauru's child looks so cute.
Kinda sad Zelda took them as surrogate parents, I wonder how long did she actually spend in the past
Shit now that you mention it, if Zelda had said something like "This man be evil, yo" to her father he would have backhanded her or some shit.
Rauru might have fricked up, but even giving Zelda his ear for a second was more validation she ever had from her own time's King of Hyrule.
That last journal page of the king in botw is gut wrenching man. He wanted to make amends and support her, on the day of the calamity
>He wanted to make amends and support her, on the day of the calamity
I kind of hate it when media does this, when characters want to make amends or fix things on the day of some apocalypse. Reminds me of Bethesda's Fallout where basically everyone had something huge happening on October 23rd, 2077. From birthdays to promotions to parties to someone deciding to propose to the woman he loved. It's done dozens of times in those games and always made me roll my eyes.
>as soon as the battle is over I'm gonna ask her to marry me
See you later, space cowboy.
I mean that was their last option at the time, if Zelda came back empty handed from that spring there was nothing else the king could say or do. He reflected on that and realized he fricked up, if Zelda returned with no results the only thing left would be to console her and make amends, she is still his daughter.
No, I mean it sure is inconvenient that the very day he decides he'll do this, Calamity Ganon decides to strike. Just feels contrived.
>Zelda: "...the reaction at the time.."
>Past Link receiving gift: "This is for me? Thank you"
>Present Link: "PAST SELF WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME? A MAN THAT LETS HIMSELF FORGET SOMETHING LIKE THIS SHOULD BE BURNED ON A CROSS. I WON'T FORGIVE ME..!!!"
>Zelda: "If you did that, I'd lose you...
>Zelda: "I was really happy on that day. I just couldn't show my happiness on my face due to my position as Princess. You don't have to worry if you don't remember. Do you remember anything else from those days?"
Link: "Well..."
>Link: "...even if I don't remember, please understand this feeling now and in the past because it won't change. Because its a gift from none other than you.
>Zelda: !
>Link" Huh aren't you happy?
>Zelda starts to tear and hugs tight* "Happy Valentines day for the last 100 years!"
Ass 2 ass.
what a shameless prostitute...
Ironic given Zelda didn't even get kidnapped for once.
trend-chasing generic cuck artists don't play the games they make porn of, what else is new
Vaati will frick Zelda
I find it funny how from BotW to TotK Gorons got banned from Gerudo town
>Wait a fricking second... You guys are male?
>Yes?
>GET OUT
With the increase in travelers they probably figured it out
Did they actually get banned or did they just decide not to go down there?
Because Rito girls aren't banned obviously but that Rito girl from the first game is gone and no others show up. I think they just didn't want to deal with the sandstorm/roving undead hordes.
There is a giron getting mad at them not letting him and his friend in
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You're not getting a (you) but you know who you are. What the frick.
Oh my fricking god why is the cuckposter here we dont shit up your threads with vanilla too so leave us alone
Just ignore him, he is here to annoy you
What happened, Vanillachads? Why do we keep winning??
Keep dumping vanilla and watch the meltdowns really.
whenever I see these threads, all I can think of is
Marrying Sidon
If link can't satisfy zelda than who can??
You know who 😉
God, I was so happy to see my dreams validated on YouTube with all of the fujos fuming at Yona. It makes me indescribably happy that the Link/Sidon shippers got BTFO irreparably. Zelda and Yona absolutely devastated those femcels.
Quaid...
What the frick is a Quaid?
Great Fairy Zelda would be the most aggressive upgrade
>zelda chooses an alternative method of getting to the future
>to become a great fairy is to lose oneself to thirst
jannies please get rid of the cuck poster its off topic
You must be so fricking new if any of this surprises you. Welcome to Ganker kid. Be sure to keep making naive threads about what you love so that this place can keep chipping away at your soul.
>Calm down, Paya
Funny enough, she canonically doesn't get flustered by him, she doesn't mind it at all. Now, if LINK walks up without a shirt on...
It's a funny bit of dialogue she literally cannot even look at you.
>expecting cuckposters to actually care about anything from the game
Fishing
anal only lifestyle
If you're wondering why Link is still a virgin despite saving Zelda hundreds of time here's you answer...
Can't really blame Zelda for riding Bokoblin wiener behind his back.
>What do you mean the developers of a children's game couldn't be bothered to draw or model Link's magnum dong?
>Murder and genocide is fine though!
I don't remember blood and gore being in these games.
There is OoT playing Auschwitz With the Gorons but nothing explicit is shown anyway
>Ganondorf grew up in the harsh desert
>conquers Hyrule but leaves his people in the same desert
>lets Hyrule rot with undead and brainwashes the Gerudo to serve him
>proceeds to attempt genocide on the Zora and Gorons
>gets sealed away but eventually comes back
>does so much heinous shit the goddesses flood the kingdom just to put a stop to it
>when he comes back he has a moment of reflection
>throws his reflection out the moment he's face to face with a complete Triforce and makes a selfish wish
>goes nuts and immediately tries to kill two children when he doesn't get what he wished for
What was his problem
He hated living in the harsh desert, which sparked his desire for power. He wants to rule Hyrule. However, he's too moronic to rule effectively.
>What was his problem
Hunger for power? It's like most people don't understand how Ganondorf's mind even work. Do you think it's a coincidence the triforce of power was with him?
>Haha what if they were both blushy uwu babies?
Frick me I hate this shit. No one acts that flustered at basic human contact.
Zelda approves!
of course she does it's not easy to satisfy ganon just by herself.
mods please get rid of them.
The key is to ignore them, anon. They thrive on getting a rise out of you. Don't give them any reply. Keep making threads about things you enjoy, and interact with those who share your enjoyment.
Short hair Zelda is so fricking ugly holy shit.
homosexual
moar
uh Linkbros...
Cucking Link
>overdone
>cliche
>w*men and cucks like this and self insert as the sub
Cucking Zelda
>based
>unique
>people self-insert as the dom so it's not gay by roman standard
why the frick do Zelinkgays even exist when this is an actual in-game cosmetic link had to wear at least once?, vanilla is fine and dandy but coping like this just reeks of delusion
cope
It was a joke item given to you by a literal troony because Japan finds crossdressers and trannies as jokes. They removed it in TotK and leaned a little harder in Zelink than before, and made Sidon engaged, for a reason.
the mere fact that he could and had to wear it says enough
>>Lol you actually put it on you're gay.
correct
>and had to wear it says enough
>No, see, it's extra gay because it's not optional!
>...what do you mean you didn't have to do that part of the game?
It's funny how the female Gerudo outfit is one of the only clothes not to return to the sequel. All the others came back except the Ancient Armor which I guess is only because basically all Sheikah technology is just scrubbed from the game and like, the Nintendo Switch shirt. Really makes you think...
Probably didn't expect it to be seen as a statement outside of Japan, but glad they removed it and it wouldn't really make sense to include it gameplay wise either. Shame about the ancient armor though, since I liked the pants, but probably the same reason.
>, but glad they removed it and it wouldn't really make sense to include it gameplay wise either.
It is a huge plus that Riju got her head out of her ass and finally broke the rule for Link. I'm not gonna lie if they had that sidequest again just to save them from hordes of bug zombies I'd let them get eaten. It was really pushing it in BOTW after the Divine Beast and they seem to have written a whole sidequest about calling that exact thing stupid(The 8th Heroine) which I really liked.
Was the eighth heroine an ancient Link?
Might be, he was a male hylian. It would be kind of funny if it came full circle thanks to reincarnation shenanigans, the Gerudo always wished they had treated their hero better and were ashamed they denied him his rightful legend because he was a dude and wasn't allowed in the village, and then Riju finally gets some sense after 1000 years and just lets him inside and everyone recognizes him as special.
>why the frick do Zelinkgays even exist when this is an actual in-game cosmetic link had to wear at least once?
>Hey, this town only lets in women, so the only way you're going to sneak into it in order to get what you need to take down the Divine Beast is going to be pretending to be a girl so you can save the soul of your friend. Here's a disguise.
>Lol you actually put it on you're gay.
>link is so feminine just wearing girl clothes is convincing enough to fool the entire gerudo population
ouch, imagine having your manhood getting shattered like that
A few Gerudo nearly clock him outright lmao, commenting on his shoulders being too wide and how he's more toned than most Hylian vai they know.
>He didn't play the game
The Gerudo keep calling you ugly to your face any time you talk to them, saying you look too "Homely" or just outright saying there's something off about you. NONE of them say you look feminine, that's the joke, everyone just thinks you're a really ugly chick like the guy with a five o clock shadow you got the costume from.
What is this cope goddamn
>No, see, the game is pro trans because all the actual women call you ugly to your face and say you don't look like a woman just for putting on some clothing, and several see right through you in seconds like Bulira
Even in fiction, it remains as it ever was.
I didn't say anything about trannies, you braindead Black person. Link's a feminine homosexual who more or less passes.
>who more or less passes.
You can tell because everyone says he doesn't look like a girl and it's literally the entirety of his interactions with them in BOTW. In TOTK you being shirtless makes them too horny.
There's literally not a single character outside of a blind guy who thinks you're a girl.
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Cope harder, queer.
>14/15 years old, muscles atrophied from sleeping 100 years
Gee I wonder why
hot
not only his house get stolen but link pays a monthly fee to zelda in interest.
This fee will be called "Ali" in the ui next to the "money" on display:
"alimoney"
In some menus, especially when talking to zelda, it will be "alimony"
what could you expect with link the cuck
Is Link taking responsibility for Zelda's mutt kid?
Was this one already translated?
yes, think it's on mangadex
Okay, now hear me out.
MM Young Link is for Cremia hugs only
He's gotta leave Termina eventually, but while he's there...
>Zelda will never knight you
frick...it's over
>all Zelink art posted here is eastern
>all NTR art posted here is western
Amerimutts...
japs are gigacucks if you want to go there bro
>implying nips don't love NTR more than anyone else
anon do you even know where the term comes from?
I'm commenting on the ones posted HERE and the ones posting in this thread are probably mutts.
how does sex feels like?
I wouldn't know. I have only ever fricked girls with a condom. I don't want no kids.
>how does sex feels like?
bags of sand
Link is so lucky..
That he gets to watch the debauchery
Hey mods! These posts contain embedded porn on a blue board!
ah, the cuck discord gays at it again and they couldn't be more obvious
Sure is great that Link is balls deep in Zelda every day rather than stupid stinky Sidon.
Sidon and Yona cheering Link on like fitness instructors
Gore/animal abuse posting soon
Migrating to a better genre.
troony discords are remarkably sad
Link and Zelda belong together.
Mario and Peach belong together.
Simple is
Simple as
Link Won
Midna Won
Ganondorf Won
Zelda Won
Midna lost
She watches Chad TP Link plow Zelda and Ilia from a shard of the Twilight Mirror and cries while touching herself
Looks like the third world cucks are out of summer school.
Cute fish
>Utterly destroyed fujos and gays
Why is she so based?
I see quite a few art where she wants to hit on Zelda while Link and Sidon have a relationship. What a fricking cope lmao.
I've seen them cope with the "she's green so she's a female link to Sidon" and botw/totk Link only ever wears blue, with the champion tunic or the zora armor lmao
The best part about this is that the fujos KNOW she only exists to shut them up. Watching them meltdown has been hilarious
>The marriage is arranged
Holy cope. They're literally just making shit up.
Watching people revert to 2010 Yaoi brain has been hilarious.
Zelda: "...You are feeling much better than last night. You are a brave man getting sick. Its gotten pretty cold lately, so its not hard to believe why you are sick. Please take it easy for the day.
>Link "Sure thing. But after that theres so much work I have to catch up on."
>Zelda: "No you stay in bed. What happens if your cold comes back? Its been a habit of yours for a while now. Don't act tough when your face says its all. And I'll be hard on you even if I don't mean it"
>Link in his thoughts: "I'm worried if I keep this up. This is the kind of attitude during training that leads to overworking and getting sick."
>Zelda: "I'll tell you this kind of bravery doesn't work on me. Its something that should be very easy for you to understand."
>Link: "No it doesn't work. Regardless of my current situation, in the past I put on a face that others have seen through and told me."
>Zelda: *Smooches* "The heat from your forehead has drawn away...you see, thats why your face turned red in an instant. A perfect swordsman who is unharmed by everything. Isn't that something? Its been a while since I've seen you like this
thank u for ur work sir
>Zelda: "No need to change that now"
*starts peeling an apple*
>Link: "I'm not sure if I can handle living with a princess"
>Zelda: "Good to know" (sarcastically)
>Link: "Please remember to look after me when you are done
>Zelda: "Ya, ya. Are you able to eat an apple right now?"
>Link: "Yes I love apples.
These are so fricking cute lmao
I bet they took each other's virginities while he was sick in bed. That's how it happened for me, anyway
Shame that if they're doing a dlc and I assume there is going to be one, it'll most likely not take place after the credits, since there can't really be a post game state gameplay wise, with the blood moon gone. Wondering what it's going to be about
The ending also takes Link's Zonai arm back, so yeah definitely no post-game. It would probably be like the BotW dlc in that it unlocks after you've found all the sages, and gives you the backstory for the ancient ones.
If i had to guess it's going to be related to the history of the zonai and maybe more info on what happened to the rest of them, and something with the sages
>Zonai
>Nomai
Crossover when? I bet Link could easily build a wooden spaceship with ultrahand.
Maybe they'll finally do the alien thing they kept thinking about doing with botw
Maybe they'll reveal the zonai are aliens
I hope it's about where the divine beast/sheikah stuff went
Instead of a Blood Moon they could just do something else.
>"The moonlight blankets Hyrule with peace and warmth tonight...but please...remain ever vigilant, Link."
It's not like every monster disappears with Ganon gone
>It's not like every monster disappears with Ganon gone
Yes they do, Ganondorf summons them and when he dies they blink out of existence along with his Spooge, I mean gloom. They also canonically vanished between BOTW and TOTK's opening.
They existed in every other game and none of those have blood moons.
>They also canonically vanished between BOTW and TOTK's
Then why the frick do they have monster control squads? They wouldn't have organized that many of them in the span of the few hours between Ganondorf waking up and Link hitting the surface again.
>They existed in every other game and none of those have blood moons.
They also weren't shown onscreen being summoned to life from Ganondorf. Like, we actually saw him do it. And then we saw him bring them back to life. We saw this, onscreen.
>Then why the frick do they have monster control squads?
They say it in the damn game, the monsters returned during the upheaval so they had to gather forces to fight them back.
>They wouldn't have organized that many of them in the span of the few hours between Ganondorf waking up and Link hitting the surface again.
It has been a LOT longer than a few hours, everyone acts like you disappeared over a year ago.
So in other games, monsters exist with or without Ganon and just because the blood moon resurrects some does not mean they disappear entirely with him or it gone. Hyrule's not completely without them in the games with no Ganon or following his defeat.
>. Hyrule's not completely without them in the games with no Ganon or following his defeat.
We see him create them. So, at the very most, it's not stuff he personally resurrects with the blood moons.
>Nintendo just didn't want to think of another world reset mechanic.
It's not like they didn't tie it into the story, we SEE Ganondorf create them in the first place. We know they literally did not exist before him and all his stuff vanishes when he explodes.
>when he dies they blink out of existence
Source?
>They also canonically vanished between BOTW and TOTK's opening.
Source??
>Source?
It literally vanishes in the background when Ganondorf dies, just watch the ending.
>Source??
The Monster Squad mentions they "Returned" when the Upheaval happens.
Returned from what, otherwise?
Link was traveling with her between games and his gear was worn down from battles and protecting here. Why the frick else would he bother carrying that shit around?
>Returned
To their post at lookout landing? Not returned to their jobs.
>Link was traveling with her between games and his gear was worn down from battles and protecting here.
It was not, he looks pristine. The only time anyone ever mentions his gear getting worn down is Zelda's diary where she specifically cites it being age while they're traveling.
>Why the frick else would he bother carrying that shit around?
He's Link.
>To their post at lookout landing?
To clarify, they said the MONSTERS returned.
I think you're taking all of this too literally. Nintendo just didn't want to think of another world reset mechanic.
Link/Zelda/Paya threesome.
Link/Zelda/Purah threesome
Payah needs more love
Wish she didnt get sidelined so hard in the sequel
Anon I'm on your side why was I caught in the crossfire...
seethe
the only pussy link's ever been in is midna's
Link is cumming in both holes
>Sequel comes out
>Link and Zelda finally kiss
>Eventually get to the part where you see a tan child running around with Paya
I can't wait to see the rage from nintencels
Isn't Tauro implied to be gay?
No, the other researcher is implied to be gay for him, but Tauro is chill with everyone
No, he literally has a picture of Paya next to his bed. People think Calip, the butthole who won't let you near the ruins in kakariko is gay for Tauro , but there's not really any evidence of that either.
He has a bed?
No he "literally" doesn't. He never sleeps in that bed, and the bed belongs to Cado who returns to his house after getting all the memories. You know where Tauro goes??... back to the jungle where he stays for the rest of the game and everyone forgets about him.
W-why does Cado have a pic of Paya
Why does Cado follow and assist Impa everywhere? Since he dumped his ex-wife hes basically become a part of Impa's household which means hes also always with Paya. Maybe theres feelings Cado has since hes single, or maybe its just a photo to honor that he serves her and her family. Regardless it has jack shit to with Tauro who is obsessed with reading moonrunes and travels from site to site without giving a shit about Paya ever. He was in Lookout Landing when you first arrive and was doing his own thing. He also was at the Labyrinths before the events of the game where he and and the other expedition guy made notes. Neither referenced Paya or expressed interest in her. Hes only supposed to be in Kakariko to translate the fallen ring and guide you to the jungle, which is when he stays there to research the ruins. Kakariko was only a stop for him until you progress the story.
Cado returns to his wife or at least attempts to, at the end. But yes you're on the nose about Tauro.
>Black man stays in the jungle
What did Nintendo mean by this?
Calip and Tauro are Research-sexual.
Or at least Tauro is, calip is just obsessed with being famous and known for being great. He doesnt seem to care nearly as much about the actual research
But calips diary does come across as gay when you first start reading it so I understand why people got confused
Any translation requests?
Wait, so Link gets cucked?
Is this what Nintendindo had been hiding for a while?
Really
This is your take away
She gushes about him to her ancestors and waits one gorillion years, sacrificing her entire identity, just for him
And you surmise she cucks him
>Paya has no reaction to Tauro being shirtless
>She still blushes and smiles when she sees Link shirtless.
Link fricks Zelda exclusively while wearing the Tunic of the Wild.
>You can find a royal claymore on the king tombstone in the great plateau
I like to think Zelda left it there
>his weapon in AoC was a royal claymore
Oh man
I like to believe Zelda likes to record Link with other girls on the Slate / Pad
It's usually Riju and Purah. Buliara also has to stand guard and watch when it's Riju, she is forbidden to stop it.
Hot as frick. Zelda uses the recording to figure out how best to please Link herself, of course. She is his wife, after all.
gay moronic gay headcanon. Link is entirely faithful to Zelda.
cooking her meals before she goes out to get RAILED by ganon
Why do you ntr gays delude yourselves. Note how zelda didn't get kidnapped by him this time.
i personally dont think zelda is that cruel to cuck her own knight like that, i dont think zelda and link arent even an item at all
>Link having a harem
>gay
Black person?
Zelda strokes Riju's hair and face as her head lays in her lap, gently comforting her as Link breaks her in with his Legendary Hero wiener.
more like little halfpint wienerlet
She kisses Link a lot before giving him permission to kiss Riju too. He's always so loyal to Zelda, only doing what she asks. The whole thing was her idea, of course.
>Riju on her knees, alternating between sucking Link's wiener and licking Zelda's pussy
Now we're fricking talking
>soft dom Zelda and gentle but firm Link teaching Riju everything they know about lovemaking
>Buliara, unwed and unspoiled despite her age, struggling not to stare
>A trembling, giddy, yet nervous Paya gently kissing Link
>After around a minute or so of soft, sweet kisses, Riju firmly grips her hair and yanks her away, and shoves her tongue down Paya's throat
>The strands of saliva still connecting Paya and Link's lips
>Eventually she pulls apart, and Zelda softly plants her lips on Paya's as well
Jesus frick
>Zelda smiling warmly at Link
>after eating out Paya's c**t, drool and juices still on the princess' chin
>clearly a lot more than just ready, Zelda was worshipping that muff for so long Paya was crying from too many orgasms
>but, Link says nothing and dutifully lines up his length with her entrance
>Riju, Zelda, and Purah teaching Paya how to properly deepthroat Link
Josha WHEN
Never, she's too young.
No, it's usually Paya and Buliara.
>"Oh nonsense, Buliara - this is the perfect time to get to know our dear Hylian champion better. Don't worry if I wince or grunt in pain, it's just - uhnn - part of the experience."
>Buliara stands there, tightly gripping her weapon in frustration and arousal as Riju gets on all fours and Link's wiener slides in her ass.
>Zelda is busy deciding which pictures to delete because unfortunately they maxed out the storage on the Shiekah Slate and Purah Pad.
why does this Zelink shipper keep making these threads? do you wish you had a relationship like this?
Next he'll get to sleep on the couch instead on the ground outside the house
not canon btw, zelda keeps friendzoning him because he's a sissy femboy
threesome with ganon, obviously
Link on the bottom of course
Ganondorf is dead
Worse than dead, he turned into a Dragon which meant he essentially committed suicide.
No wonder so many of "Those" folks think so highly of him.
best thread on Ganker right now
just a few minutes before gore and cuck pictures posts!
>Link, Zelda and Riju have a threesome in the middle of Gerudo town
>It was Riju's idea.
You get arrested in Gerudo town if you walk in without a shirt because you're making the ladies too horny, I don't think she'd swing that one. If she tried it in her bedroom the sounds would have them clawing down the walls like Night of the Living Dead in no time.
Reminder Riju's bedroom as zero walls and the whole town will be able to hear Link plowing her and the princess all night
>Link is balls deep in Zelda and this is canon.
do you have proof?, there is more evidence of link being gay than this actually happening
Daily reminder that the "chad bull" Ganondorf disguised himself as and possessed Zelda in order to get close to Link in more than one game. Koume and Kotake don't have the heart to ask him about it.
>raised exclusively by women and made to fit this impossible ultra masculine image of himself
Now I'm not saying he likes to pretend to be a girl to cope with the stress
But
he's also capable of shoving his entire hand into his mouth just to eat a stone that barely covered his forehead, if that doesn't scream "homosexual" I don't know what does
>Urbosa taught Link and Zelda everything she knowns in the carnal arts.
?7625979
>The Great "King" of Evil
Link called him "Trannondorf" and he never recovered
>Maid: "No matter when I look at her, the princess always has beautiful hair"
>Zelda: "Hmm? Ahh, its thanks to the maids for combing it everyday"
>Maid: "Hair as long and silky and yours it worth the work"
>Zelda: "To be honest, I'm thinking about cutting it short. The other day I was at a local village with my knight Link, and saw a woman with short hair"
1/11
>Zelda: "Her hair was short enough to show the gape of her neck, and it seemed easy to move around with. With short hair, I'd feel so much better researching ruins and keeping up with my training"
Zelda to self: "No way. Is cutting my precious hair fitting for a princess? Never! Only rural women cut their hair short because they do housework and labor. I am the princess of Hyrule. I am much different than that woman with short hair. My hairstyle is fitting of the royal family. What would my people think if I immitated the commonfolk?....."
2/11
>Zelda to self: "Anyways, I must behave in a way fitting for a princess and what is required for the royal family. I have made a considerable effort to do so. Although I worry too much about the peoples faith and expectations. Causing myself self pain won't make me look good to them."
>Zelda: "Lets leave Link"
>Zelda to self: "If I were myself would you still like me?"
>Purah: "Let the operation begin!"
4/11
>Zelda: "Purah! You can cut my hair?"
>Purah: "Yupp, I can also cut peoples hair, although it has been a while since I've done this. Ah now I've got it. Why don't you watch in the mirror as I cut it"
>Zelda: "Its alright, I know you are very talented Purah."
>Purah: "So anyways what made you decide to cut your hair? Are you trying to impress Link with a makeover? c:
>Zelda: "Its not like that. Its actually simple..."
5/11
>Zelda: "In order to change Hyrule into a better world, I must first change myself."
>Purah: "Isn't that a nice reason? I'll cut it for you. You didn't tell Link about the surprise, right?
>*Cuts to Link with a message from Zelda
>Purah: "Just one hairstyle can make a girl look so much different."
6/11
Why did you ignore the part about Purah cutting the hair being ちょっと勿体ない?
What the frick are you doing? Zelda isn't saying that first bit to herself. And how do you go from 私自身でさえ to "If I were myself"? Are you just running this through OCR DeepL?
How would you translate it? The whole inner monologue is pretty much "no no you are the princess you must behave this way...." yada yada. I changed "You" to "I" because it does not appear the maid is talking to her but instead shes still talking. And because she refers to herself in third person I'm assuming this is inner dialogue. The ext bubbles don't seem to indicate its outloud until she directly tells Link to leave
It's not inner monologue, you should be able to tell from the previous panel and the first bubble being an imperative ...心掛けてくださいませ. You completely failed the previous panel too. What do you think the とんでもない and sharp shift in tone are for? The maid is telling her from that point onward that it's unfitting of a princess to cut her hair, and that "local" women only cut their hair because it gets in the way of hard labor and housework.
I debated with that one. Initially had it translated from the maid, but the text bubbles are detached from the two characters. After the maid tells Zelda about her hair, Zelda responds saying she was thinking about cutting it short. Its after this point where its unclear if Zelda is still talking or the maid interjected. At first I went with the maid but visually I did not see an indication that the Maid started talking and assumed Zelda was talking to herself. But since it was in third person suddenly Incan see why it could be the maid. I can retranslate it if you feel that is the case as it was unclear at first.
The fundamental problem here is that you don't understand Japanese. Go stew in a /djt/ somewhere for a bit. You should be able to tell the maid starts talking from that とんでもない regardless of text bubbles being detached.
I'm comfortable with my Japanese. Feel free if you want to translate it yourself. When parts were poorly conveyed such as whos talking I had to change the scene to make it make sense from the person talking.
>I'm comfortable with my Japanese
The mere frequency of your mistakes unfortunately betrays the fact that you don't know it as well as you think. Nothing was poorly conveyed there, not to anyone who's been studying for more than a year.
It's not like the homie said he knew it perfectly or wouldn't continue to learn, he explained how he got to that point. Either translate it yourself or stop acting prissy about the way to properly translate fangirl shipping art
I gave my input, you braindead homosexual. The only thing on the same level as if not worse than troony rewrites is ESL N4s thinking they're qualified to translate. This Black person's butchered the comic in every post of his, outright skipping panels occasionally.
Again feel free to translate them yourself. You did it for one and showed that both of us understood the Japanese in the scene and conveyed the same thing.
Both say the same thing, my only hold up is what the artist is trying to visually convey such as speaking aloud, speaking to self, and speaking to others. This is entirely visual and has nothing to do with translating text. When something seems odd or doesn't flow with the rest of the dialogue I interpret it in a way that flows with the rest of the story. So forgive me for making minor changes whn it comes to shit like that, but its unfair to claim I don't understand Japanese when your translation was near identical to mine
Anon, acting like a grumpy homosexual will not get you the translation you want. Do it yourself or help the other anon do it more accurately, but stomping around like a big baby only makes people rightly avoid you or tell you to act like a fricking man. Calm down, it's not that serious.
link finally getting to watch zelda doing it with ganon, thats a pretty big step up from the shed right?
I seriously doubt they'll bring back the same cast for their next game
So if you kill Ganondorf without doing anything else, does all the Rito just starve to death, Goron City become Mexico, Zoras drown in poop and Gerudo town fall to Zombies?
before the final battle with ganon, if you skipped all of them, the bosses will come to you and youll have to defeat all of them to proceed
No, because if you just fight Ganondorf he summons the boss monsters causing all of that and you have to kill them before you can kill him, either way the thing causing all the problems gets killed.
I think as a fetish cucking is disgusting and sad but as a joke it's really funny
As a joke it's pretty lame because it's the same thing over and over. Makes the person talking about it sound like a psychopath. The weird thing is how for guys who supposedly don't self-insert as the cuck they get really fricking defensive about being called out as a weird butthole
They always come across as edgy teenagers, it's almost kind of sad.
Yeah, I don't get how guys that have to pretend to be a chad stealing women act so gay about people not liking it. I love when they switch back and forth from being smug over it to really emotional when you call them out.
Project harder, gay.
Thank you for proving my point.
this, its probably the most devastating thing you can do to deface a piece of media, next to BBCposting but those 2 are pretty intertwined
NTR by BGC (Big Ganon wiener)
BTFO BY HOFGC(Hero of Time Giga wiener)
link cant be NTR'd because he is a gay and isnt with zelda, in fact he would probably join in with them
>Spam bot or just moronic troll
Zelink is canon
serious question: how does zelda react if link has made half the population pregnant? she was "dead" after all
frick off cuck
she gets mindbroken so hard so starts having sex with ganon
Like, body pillow with a picture or something? Cause Ganon just a cobbled together guy/pig we killed 7 years ago and we just killed Ganondorf dead.
And if we don't kill Ganondorf dead then Zelda's a dragon forever.
>Purah geting accelerated to 20 years old results in a massively increased sex drive
>She forces Link and Zelda to become experiments for her burgeoning technology fetish.
When her contraption with guardian arms grabbed links wrists and ankles while he gasped, I got hard. You just know she's milking him dry.
>Hehe! Link, look what I made!
>Link's POV
Why are you cuckgays so jealous we have our cute little home here on Ganker to discuss zelink? you can freely go make your own threads. Anyway...
because its not canon and its pretty obvious that these threads were a reactionary response to all the NTR and sissy shit that got spammed a few months ago
Korok NTR.
>Ntr of this series makes no sense due to pic related being the point of the game.
Badass picture of Link, we should have more of them where he is decapitating Ganon since that's something Link would do.
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/15CTw8QFhLyKNg1sIjXqz5C3vN9fTD82tzvBU1CmA1hM/edit
The google document that killed all gays, trannies and NTR cucks
>That femanon thirst
Holy frick lol
There's nothing funnier than femanons losing their shit
Femanons self insert as Zelda so it's only natural
>when he bridal carries her out of the water the way he looks at her and puts her down in the grass soooo slowly and gently it’s clear from just the way he moves how much he cares about her
>enforced link shirtlessness. you cannot experience this cutscene any other way. nintendo made sure link would always have whatever head and chest armor he was wearing unequipped for the final sequence
this reads like it was written by a girl fingering herself. lmfao so fricking cute
TotK is just Paya's fanfiction, that's why it ignores most of BotW.
Femanons I kneel
Anon, if you kneel for a femanon, you'll have to dress like Link and obey their every command.
I really wouldn't mind at all. What I'd give for a horny fanfic autistic gf who's obsessed with the most vanilla pairing ever
Fricking lmao. Heterosexual, female(?), Zelda self-insert shippers do not fricking play around with this shit.
I hate shippers but this goes against the gays so I'll call it based
100% female
100% has a uterus
100% ovulates
trannies on suicide watch too
see trannies, this is what a woman's fantasies actually looks like
>literal discord screenshots
oh no no no
TOTAL FEMANON VICTORY
Holy based b***hes, I fricking kneel
the observation that boar iconography (power) is neglected in zonai ruins and their heavy worship of dragons (courage) is something I hadn't considered before. interesting.
>Everyone thinking that this deer in the headlines would be confident enough to ask for a threesome.
She didn't, Zelda asked Link.
I don't think Zelda even met Paya, the only version she talked to was fake.
I can't wait to see what Zelda's eggs and Link's seed produce in BOTW 3 and the inevitable spinoff sequels
Reminder that the robochads won.
I'm not buying a fricking thing from that robot. I will autistically photograph every god damn thing in the game before I give this fricker anything. I don't know why, but the fact that he has a pre-completed compendium makes me irrationally angry
Purah and Robbie had one in BOTW.
I meant Purah and Symin.
What's that? Another Zelink thread? Don't mind if I do
Phantom Ganon looks way fricking cooler than Ganondorf in every single appearance. I kinda wish that's how he looked, because homoerotic desert man has never been cool.
Pig Monster / Calmity Ganon >>> Dorf
Honestly I feel like Dorf being in this game takes away from how cool Calamity Ganon was but we had to appeal to Ocarinagays who need Dorf to be in everything. Hope the next game has a new villain or reimagines a previous one
Zelda get's kidnapped,sealed, whatever (again), link rescues her, they have sex, rinse and repeat.
Never ever. It's Japanese game. In Japanese feudal system, it was dishonor for a warrior to romance princess.
homie there is literally nothing japanese about hyrool
Writers are Japanese. They will instinctively avoid the taboo topic.
>Violent windstorms when Vaati's power surges or something leading to a cutscene that indicates to you that monsters are respawning and so are chests
>Zelda narrating that their has been an increase in monsters lately for some reason
It doesn't even really need an explanation, I would think that even a cutscene that plays when you sleep at an inn or something would clue players into the idea that the overworld is back to it's normal state. Post-game content isn't too hard to figure out. Just give him back the Shiekah Slate or something else
Thank God the other thread is acting like a lightning rod for all the cuckschizos and height autists.
in 12 posts we must go there and win the thread back
Why are they in love?