What's the verdict on Neckbeardia's modern fantasy warfare system?

What's the verdict on Neckbeardia's modern fantasy warfare system?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    buy an ad cuck

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eceleb-worshipping zoomers need to frick off from Ganker.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My verdict is that I'll continue making what I want.
    You guys have fun revolving your personalities around what others think and arguing about literally nothing.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to piss in Guardbitch's mouth

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Weird thing to say Anon

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who?

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So badly written, holy frick. Like an amateur art student trying to write young adult fiction for the first time. Disjointed with constant awkward sentence structure. I would have run this by another person or two, or even ChatGPT. Hopefully this is free, even 99¢ would be too much to charge for something that doesn't seem proofread.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Examples?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not the anon you responded to, but here are 2:
        1) Paragraph 2's "for a peoples" plural instead of singular (the kind of grammatical error that a new reader can catch but the writer is likely to miss, and spellcheck may not flag as since peoples is a word)
        2) The use of ellipses in paragraph 6 just looks out of place. Ellipses would make more sense in dialogue - were this a quotation, ellipses would look less unnatural, but this is a paragraph describing something.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Be sure to tell him then

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't peoples a writing choice? I think it's one of those weird ones like 'amongst'.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're not wrong in that peoples is a real word, but the problem isn't the world peoples, it's the way it's being used. "A peoples" is a singular of a plural. Pic related, OP literally got it right one paragraph above then got it wrong the 2nd time - maybe it was a typo? Saying "searched far and wide for peoples" would work just as well as "searched far and wide for a people" but "a peoples" is wrong.
            If read aloud among English speakers, it sounds wrong to the ear b/c that's just not how the word is used.

            Just as an example, imagine that you are a farmer talking about cows with your friends for some reason. Farmers talking about cows would know that the word herd can refer to distinct/specific group of cows (a non-specific group of cows isn't a herd), and that you can own more than one herd (maybe you have a herd of Black Angus cows and and also a herd of Red Angus cows).
            Then one of your friends, who owns no cows, says "Someday, I want to own a herds too." You'd look at him funny, b/c it sounds weird (obviously incorrect grammar sounds weird to people who know better). And you wouldn't be sure what your friend meant either - did he mean "I want to own a herd" (meaning one herd, since he owns no cows) or "I want to own herds" (meaning multiple herds). Saying "a peoples" is the same mistake.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Told guardbro. He sent me a thumbs up emote so whatever the frick that means.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hi Evil Hat.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you criticize this eceleb?
        >you must be other eceleb!
        Total zoomer death, now.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Evil Hat is an e-celeb
          Holy shit, he's such a newbie he doesn't know anything about his own hobby.
          So what, are you here for all the D&D 5e threads, or the numerous leeches asking what you do in your setting?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You can't le hecken criticize my product for being subpar!
        Cope you fricking shill.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hi White Wolf.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What? How is mocking shitty content parasitism evil hat?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because Neckbeardia is terminally online on this board, and is trying to deflect so he can hide the fact he didn't proofread his shit.
          Literally pulling the "You can't criticize me for having bad writing because Evil Hat games are also badly written" because he thinks it makes him immune to criticism.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw Neckbeardia's shitbrew will make more money and be played by more people than the game you've been working on for 10 years to the point you scoff at most peoples' homebrew because you see them as where you were 5 years ago, and worked hard as you could for years only to lose to yet another d20 OGL homebrw.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe if you were a good game designer you could make something good in the D20 design space.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah no shit, you need to actually publish your game instead of just jacking yourself off over how it's better than everyone else's.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I plan to. Just sucks that it will be an uphill battle for me.

          Maybe if you were a good game designer you could make something good in the D20 design space.

          I could. I might make a d20 game sometime. It just feels so constricted.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >10 years

        Jesus Christ homie

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The games I'm working on will only be played by me, and won't ever be posted in its entirety online, nor will it be shared with anyone in my life.
        They are tailored specifically to what I want in my games, making no concessions for anyone beyond myself.
        I am fine with this, because I'm getting the satisfaction of making and playing exactly what I want, and not being a filthy grifter scamming people out of their money.
        The most moronic advice, used as common deflection against legitimate criticism against a system's design, was ironically the best thing I could have received, because it showed me that the people who are expected to pay for TTRPGs are expected to potentially rewrite the entire thing and/or add more to it than it even provides itself, and this expectation is defended vehemently. They're marketed as being games suited to specific purposes, and once you crack them open, you find the mechanics for what was advertised are lacking or completely absent. Fraudulent advertisement, defended with "do it yourself". All right, I am doing it myself, and you aren't getting a single cent, yen, or even fricking peso, from me.
        And that feels good.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          didnt ask homosexual

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The games I'm working on will only be played by me, and won't ever be posted in its entirety online, nor will it be shared with anyone in my life.
          So even then you'll be a nogames. Good to know.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        didnt ask homosexual

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Caring about people
        My homebrew would crash the market if released but i will only use it to play solo. My astonishing game design will die with me.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          People like you make solo gamers look worse than they are.
          Quit falseflagging.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >My astonishing game design will die with me.
          Hopefully soon!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only difference between him and you is that he actually released his system. If you've been working on it for 10 years then it's done, put out a PDF and move on with your life.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        effort doesn't equal quality. quality equals quality.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah except his shit isn't quality. It just sells because of YouTube promotion. I've read through his homebrews, they are terribly formatted and the rules are extremely formulaic. Name one (1) original idea in his games. Oh wait there are none because he has no originality, he's just a grifter who leeches off this board.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't care, if you make a system for money or clout you deserve the failure you receive.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you make a system you like that also makes money, isn't that just success?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the dude has a traumic brain injury, he doesn't talk right full stop

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        he has 3 actually. the fact he can write at all is a miracle.

        It's not even the capitalization that's the problem. Capitalizing proper nouns and distinct mechanics makes sense. It's the unhinged sentence structure that reads like pseudo-poetic gibberish for something that is supposed to be a straight-forward, clinical description.

        can't help the writing style of some people anon. you either like it or don't. j k rowling got into some shit as well because she uses all caps

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's not a writing style. It's a crime against language.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not the writing style. Already the second sentence in that is missing a verb.
          >Though unlike Ryton, very few willing to follow The Silent Snow, a great bestial God that lived and roamed over the migration fields.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            ah, yeah he is prone to missing stuff like that, why he has an open line for feedback. i'll send him an email and let him know he is missing the are there. he is actually quite open to feedback and apologizes when people find stuff. i think its more of him trying to work through his disabilities and the issues with his brain tissue

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          bad is not a style.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >me sitting here knowing this dude posted the old version after guardbro got feedback and has posted several updates

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      is having terribly formatted mechanics 'sovl' or something

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eat a bullet content parasite

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ... has anyone played the game?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      good one anon

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP if I reverse-search the right side of that image, will it bring up furaffinity or the bad webcomics wiki, be honest.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Likely not.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, I'm confused.
    I thought intentionally going into threads about things you don't like and b***hing about its contents was a pathetic, moronic, waste of time and only nogames did it.
    That's what all the homosexuals who defend the dozens of D&D threads posted say, anyway.
    So what are all these people who are coming into this thread about something they don't like and b***hing about its contents?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some are pathetic, moronic, waste of time, nogames. Others have just different opinions.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NYOOOOOO U CANT MOCK MY HECKIN PARASOCIAL INTERNET DADDY NYOOOOOOO
      Commit Canadian healthcare.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        So, what you're saying is:
        >going into threads whose subjects you personally dislike and b***hing about its contents

        >going into threads whose subjects you personally dislike and b***hing about its contents

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm saying that if dissenting opinions flusters your ass so much then maybe you should trundle on back to ręddit, e-celeb piggie.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            So then you agree that D&Dgays should stay in their containment.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stagling
    >immune to cold weather effects
    >art shows them in cold weather clothing

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the game cold weather causes fatigue. Staglings can still be cold, they just don't take fatigue from it.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Neckbeardia
    Content milling homosexual

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that the one with explicitly spelled out list of warcrimes players can commit that includes "not providing vegetarian diet to PoWs" and "misgendering someone"?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. Guardbro took the piss out of liberals with those warcrimes but people keep thinking it's a virtue signal. The misgendering warcrime gives players an intimidatiom bonus when misgendering a UN soldier and it's only a warcrime when you do it to UN soldiers because they're the only ones who care

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are these? The Genderneva Conventions!?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      to be fair guardbro included those as a tongue in cheek joke making fun of twitter liberals. if you read the wcs itself, it's a warcrime against the u.n and a way to "torture" npcs but not using their correct pronouns lmao

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That particular instance might be tongue-in-cheek but as part of the youtube ecosystem, he has to toe the SJW line on a lot of stuff. It's pretty cucked for someone who's waist-deep in the /k/ sphere too.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is that the one with explicitly spelled out list of warcrimes players can commit that includes "not providing vegetarian diet to PoWs" and "misgendering someone"?

          if you read the words, you can tell he is making fun of them to their faces. for instance with these two, he points out only the un and fae care at all, and only effect un and fae soldiers while everyone else doesn't care. i find it quit clever, as he puts out a front of "look how inclusive i am" while showing his true intentions by spitting in their faces and pointing out how stupid they are. not to mention he put in a mechanic where you intimidate people by using their wrong pronouns. if anything that proves he wants players to intimidate trannies and make fun of them

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm only describing what I've seen from him in person.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              do you have examples? if he has to toe the line with youtube it's understandable, as everyone has to in the current era or else they get their channel removed

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's very careful in his word choice in person. I guess if you make a living on social media you can get annihilated by a stray comment that gets recorded.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        if you read the words, you can tell he is making fun of them to their faces. for instance with these two, he points out only the un and fae care at all, and only effect un and fae soldiers while everyone else doesn't care. i find it quit clever, as he puts out a front of "look how inclusive i am" while showing his true intentions by spitting in their faces and pointing out how stupid they are. not to mention he put in a mechanic where you intimidate people by using their wrong pronouns. if anything that proves he wants players to intimidate trannies and make fun of them

        Time to do an any% Hague speedrun.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's the spirit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >General Buttnaked racks up a tribunal, not for child soldiers but because he won't stop calling people their birth gender.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        imagine

        He's very careful in his word choice in person. I guess if you make a living on social media you can get annihilated by a stray comment that gets recorded.

        i have noticed less of that as of late. on discord he has been heard many times saying 'i am growing tired of being good' and has been spicier perhaps growing tired of having to constantly watch his words

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is incoherent and unintelligible as frick. I can't even blame it on AI because only a human could write something so pretentious and so moronicly composed.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who? What? Why?

    Btw, I'm an ESL and the writing on that pic already convinced me to not even pirate this. The writer(s) needs to go through two revisions and an editor to become adequate.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ESL
      opinion discarded. why do they even allow subhumans on this board?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      from what I can tell, guardbro capitalizes certain things to differentiate them: races are capped, skills are capped, attributes are capped, and keywords are capped.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not even the capitalization that's the problem. Capitalizing proper nouns and distinct mechanics makes sense. It's the unhinged sentence structure that reads like pseudo-poetic gibberish for something that is supposed to be a straight-forward, clinical description.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't even notice that, but other rpgs do that as well.

        It's the commas, the sentence structure. It simply reads weird. Can't explain it better than that, as I never learned proper grammar in any language, mine included. I just read enough that I got a feel for it.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          eh, just how the dude writes. not everyone writes the same.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That doesn't excuse him from improving it, and going through revisions, and editions.

            I write in a certain way, and in English another. Both require improvements after the first version, or possibly multiple first versions. I have used several methods, and my personal favorite is Thomas Ogden and his considerations on Psychoanalytic writing. It helped me a lot of my thesis.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              he has been improving it anon, there have been updates nearly every month on the 15th. he has fixed a lot of grammar stuff, listened to feedback about the less exciting races, added a whole bunch of spells and items, created a cooking system, all that good stuff.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Unironically good to know.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                he is trying, and i find that admirable. it was odd because a lot of people said he was vain and not receptive to feedback but when i sent him my email, he was actually quite pleasant and told me to tell him as soon as possible if he found anything else.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                * if i found anything else. now i shall be destroyed for my typo as per Ganker custom

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not sure if I should be relieved or ashamed that I have no idea who neckbeardia or evil hat or any of these other people are.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're just content creators. neckbeardia does youtube videos about green text stories that involve rpgs and his friend guardbro made a game system based off of his book series

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This homosexual is probably the worst thing about this board. He's basically literarylord/bumphomosexual since he does essentially the same thing, but worse because he tries to monetize the threads he's in. It has truly killed discussion, I know I haven't felt comfortable talking about anything actually related to the games I'm in or working on, mostly because I don't want this fricking cuckolded mulatto click bait youtuber to make money off it. If the jannies cared at all about the board, they'd ruthlessly punish all content farming threads.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If the jannies cared at all about the board
      They do the job they were hired to do. It's like shopping mall security. They aren't meant to prevent the customers being harmed and robbed, but to guard the stores.

      Like social media, Ganker depends on advertising, and that runs on interaction, clicks. Bots and bumps and other means of inflating the numbers are more reliable and profitable than actual anons. There aren't all those dozen of millions of automated accounts like on twitter, but this place is as fake as it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Worse than mall security, because at least the mall security gets paid for their work

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bold talk coming from an AI sloppypaster.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Boohoo

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How would they even punish content farms? /tg/ has a long history of greentext

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bitch, do you know how easy it is to copyright strike his ass to hell and back?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If it were easy, it would have been done by now, given how many people hate him.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would agree with this. /tg/ threads have taken a massive downturn since youtubers started using them for clickkbait.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's also Ganker changing to not let threads linger anymore, the general profusion of secondary homosexuals and actual discord anti's.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >There's also Ganker changing to not let threads linger anymore
          That's only /tg/ and solely because of bumpgay.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The IP counter's gone on all boards

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why would there be a verdict?

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You guys do know that guard made that and not neckbeardia, right?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      both are parasites

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know that they don't make money off of youtube anymore right? They're making and writing game books, novels, etc in order to make money and do their daily videos for fun and to engage with their audience.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bullshit

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            This videos are just two friends have fun talking about stories and videos. If you ask me the content is better this way and feels more wholesome.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              moron.
              He is still making money.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                homie 18-20 dollars isn't making money on youtube

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >and to engage with their audience.
          You mean to advertise
          Nothing they do is genuine
          They are as bad as CritCrab, Den of the Drake, JoCat, and similar homosexuals.
          The only good thing that can be said of him is that he isn't thin-skinned. He's married yeah, but his wife is fat so that's nothing to brag about.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            They seem pretty genuine to me Anon. Just because you're bitter doesn't mean they aren't creating for the joy of creating.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't that the guy who flashed his genitals on a server full of kids in the announcementd channel? He's still not locked up?!

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno, who cares?

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Work of some stupid homosexual eceleb who became famous by stealing content from here and regurgitating it into other places
    I'm sure it's garbage with a million stolen ideas all slammed together into a horrible mess all wrapped around a bland setting nobody wants or cares for.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weren't there court documents of this guy being a pedo/associating with pedos or am i misremembering with another eceleb?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      One of his friends named "BD" got arrested. Guardbro was caught as blindsided as the rest of the guy's friend group, but people are doing the whole GBA thing.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        gba?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Guilt by association

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna have sex with that deer.

      [...]
      if you read the words, you can tell he is making fun of them to their faces. for instance with these two, he points out only the un and fae care at all, and only effect un and fae soldiers while everyone else doesn't care. i find it quit clever, as he puts out a front of "look how inclusive i am" while showing his true intentions by spitting in their faces and pointing out how stupid they are. not to mention he put in a mechanic where you intimidate people by using their wrong pronouns. if anything that proves he wants players to intimidate trannies and make fun of them

      People who write like this are universally insufferable.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bottom feeders.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wanna have sex with that deer.

          [...]
          People who write like this are universally insufferable.

          Anon no not the femboi deer

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wanna have sex with that deer.

          [...]
          People who write like this are universally insufferable.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              [...]

              I wanna have sex with that deer.

              [...]
              People who write like this are universally insufferable.

              Built for BHC

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]

                Hey /k/ how's it going

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am liking the game. I need to find a group of people who would be up for a game. Though love the AP and that the races are thought up rather than just furrybait or just every single fantasy troupe ever. (Looking at you Daggerheart.) Though still having the fantasy races everyone wants. (I hate the no elves, then makes a elf race but calls it something else and gives them cat ears or just makes them a furry race.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How many games have you played of it?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been wanting to play, just lack the creativity and the experience to write up and DM for my playgroup. I've already got 3 other games I'm more familiar with that I'm doing, to add another to the pile, lol.
      If'n you want a moron in your party, I'm open Fri-Sun, usually later at night EST.

      [...]
      Anon no not the femboi deer

      Anon Yes

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >editing some eceleb's shit for free
    Tell him to hire an editor.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude has two of them, but puts out so much content he swamps them so they have to slowly chew through it.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    total streamer death

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not gonna lie, I quite like his mounted combat system. It allows you to actually use a horse and behave as an actual cavalryman, and cavalry weapons gain bonuses depending on speed. He spends three passages on it to, and they're solid, though I did send him a message on discord asking him to clarify a few things.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This goofy homie lmao

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      hah us gamers, man. us gamers. excellent in-joke, upvoted

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's an old /k/ meme you fricking newbie.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >/k/

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      if this guy already has weapon formatting then why is the racial weapon not written in that format

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I pointed out that his grenade rules don't work with modern grenade timers so he had to rewrite them all lmao

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