Whats the worst arcade game youve ever played? Hard Mode: no ripoff ticket games

What’s the worst arcade game you’ve ever played? Hard Mode: no ripoff ticket games

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dance Dance Revolution. I didn't hate it because of the songs, the presentation, or the mechanics/dynamics; I hated it because I have no legs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did they say "hey hot wheels" when you rolled up to the arcade?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No. Chairs are for gays.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    frick this stupid piece of shit and its enticement of giving you credits for less quarters than actual good lightgun games

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We had one of these in a local Pizza Hut, embarassingly bad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Police trainer 2 was good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >unique premise
      >varied challenges
      >cheap enough to play until you git gud
      I liked it. All the other lightgun games were basically just "wait for badguy to pop up" repeated 500 times. I don't care what graphics you slap on top of that, it's still the same thing over and over again.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        In Time Crisis you pop up

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Polybius. It didn't even feel like a game and the colors hurt my eyes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So it's the CIA's fault that you are a homosexual that tries too hard to be funny with reddit jokes?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>>/x/

      [...]

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If you don't even have the balls to respond to someone directly on an anonymous message board, then just don't bother responding at all, you laughably pathetic, spineless little turd.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You don't understand. To the kiddo zoomer mind, (You)'s are the equivalent of a Reddit upvote. They've spent years now trolling each other into thinking this is somehow Ganker "board culture." By not responding directly to a post, you're denying them their (You) and this is the same as a downvote. Kiddos really can't understand anything past "karma" voting systems.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I see.

            The whole point of the game is Princess Daphne being the single most attractive animated woman ever, prove me wrong

            Holli Would, from Cool World.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            you just look like a guy who mutters under his breath as he walks away

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Any arcade game that isn't calibrated correctly.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Double dragon 3 is up there with the micro transactions

    Ssf2t was really poorly balanced, I only beat it once. It didn't feel difficult good, it felt cheap like a kof boss

    Aof2 was bullshit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Not playing the JP localization of Double Dragon 3 that removes the item shops.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Removing the item shop is nice but even with infinite cash Double Dragon 3 is still a slow boring mess compared to 2 or any other beat em up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've only played the NES version of 3, that's hilarious it has a pay shop in the arcade version

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    any shooter?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Most games by Midway. They had awesome presentation but their actual game design was total horseshit and is a large reason why people think every arcade game is an unfair quarter muncher.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think they got better towards the end of their run as an arcade cabinet producer. I remember both NFL Blitz and Rampage World Tour being very solid in the arcade.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've played some pieces of shit for like 2 minutes in MAME that I can't even remember the name of.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Dragons Lair
    no actual game just the biggest scam in gaming history

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dragon's Lair is pretty fricking trash, yeah. It's a game that requires you to sit there and dump money into it until you've memorized everything you're supposed to do and then it's the same thing every time. At least it has some value since there's decent porn based on it though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I never played it (I was interested up until I found it it's what you described), but it does look incredible.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dragon's Lair is pretty fricking trash, yeah. It's a game that requires you to sit there and dump money into it until you've memorized everything you're supposed to do and then it's the same thing every time. At least it has some value since there's decent porn based on it though

      I never played it (I was interested up until I found it it's what you described), but it does look incredible.

      >Playing Dragon's Lair for the gameplay
      The whole point of the game is that you're playing for the pretty animation at a time most games were still drawn with crude pixel art..

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The whole point of the game is Princess Daphne being the single most attractive animated woman ever, prove me wrong

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The only reason you may be wrong is taste/preference but she is definitely hot.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I prefer Kim from Space Ace.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dragon's Lair is pretty fricking trash, yeah. It's a game that requires you to sit there and dump money into it until you've memorized everything you're supposed to do and then it's the same thing every time. At least it has some value since there's decent porn based on it though

      [...]
      [...]
      >Playing Dragon's Lair for the gameplay
      The whole point of the game is that you're playing for the pretty animation at a time most games were still drawn with crude pixel art..

      If you are going for that one, Dragon's lair was still a masterpiece compared to Time Traveler.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I loved Time Traveler. I was also a moron as a child.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the one constant throughout time is everyone fricking hates cowboys

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    any shmup

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Street Fighter 3, or Virtua Fighter. Both games were godawful. I guess I'd go with SF3 due to all the hype for it.

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