What's the Worst that could happen from making a Deal with a Djinn?

What's the Worst that could happen from making a Deal with a Djinn?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    going by the original stories, you might anger the djinn by asking too much and he will kill you. not by corrupting the wish or anything, just straight up kill you

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thats much better than ooo monkeys paw or i cant do that or you cant adk for a million wishes
      You can but i wont do it and ill torture you for like ever

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. The djinn is granting a wish because you did something for him and he's grateful.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He could make you worship him which means you’ll have done the worst sin possible which is worshipping anything other than God.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which god? There are thousands and a lot of them say that.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Which god?
        Have a guess. Try and work out which particular deity a fricking Djinn might be related to. Go on, you can do it, I believe in you.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ahura Mazda?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I overestimated you.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Which god?
      Have a guess. Try and work out which particular deity a fricking Djinn might be related to. Go on, you can do it, I believe in you.

      to be fair the djinn earned that worship by granting a few wishes. what has god done for anyone lately?

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They could turn your dick inside out and fill it with hornets.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s what my gender surgeon did to me when I asked him to make me a woman

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He said hornets, not maggots.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    holocaust

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      So not that bad

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This time it would actually happen. Bears and eagles and roller coasters and all.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Becoming a single father.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They will make you play FATAL

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      play FATAL?

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You could be tricked into freeing the djinn from it's servitude and unleash a dangerous entity onto the world.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Having to live in a bottle for all of eternity.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      My players did that to an evil townskeep that was covering for the slave traders.
      He never tried to escape as they fricked up and put him in a luxury lamp with concubines where he doesn't age. To be fair, they didn't know at the time there were different tiers of lamp.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The guy will eventually become bored with material pleasures and realize how pointlessly empty his life really is.
        At that point his options are suicide or enlightenment.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Couldn't be me.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he could force you to play D&D

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >worst with genie
    Check the monkey paw thread on /d/ during weekends, where more people post in. And those are just the most basic and trivial ideas, most of them not even lewd

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >monkey paw thread
      neat
      >on /d/
      what

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        /tg/ is just /d/-lite, anon.
        always has been.
        go on. sate your curiosity.
        the box.
        open it.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the box

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I swore off porn so I'll have to take your word for it.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the box
          Puzzles and games leading to experiences beyond your imagination

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            imagine

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Cute, reminds me of a PC I once played. Tiefling descended from a cruciodaemon, spirits of death traps and torture devices. When someone hit on her she just warned them it was like Grimtooth's down there.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You think I'm wearing this Ring of Regeneration because I'm afrid of monsters?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                A man of patrician taste I see. Well, cenobite-tiefling ended up with a bratty femboy rogue, introduced him to many new piercings and bodymods. Meanwhile an alchemist I played later hooked up with an elf priestess of the cenobite god; much painfull fun was had all around, especially once they both had access to Regenerate.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can't wait to introduce that npc when I get there in curse of the crimson throne.
                It's a shame that she doesn't have cool art across all of the print, maybe I should ask for one in the drawthread

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Could be an idea. I think the devs said at one point of the pics of her floating around, the one I posted before is how she sees herself, while pic related has her true appearance. So, milfy looking bdsm elf who thinks of herself as a sexy anime girl. And possibly hates her cult a little, since she wants to have fun with it and everyone else insists they have to be miserable.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Reminds me of 3e Shadar-Kai, the edgy as frick cursed fey whose souls were slowly drawn to the plane of shadow. Strong sensation helped anchor them, and pain was a lot easier than joy, so they often ended up with tattoos, piercings, scarification and so on. They also loved chains.

                As far as I can see from a brief glance, shadar-kai have been different every edition, being remade to fit the edgy tastes of the day when a new edition is released. 4e has spellplague stuff and 5e has raven queen elves.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          creepy rapist

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    U get laid

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If we are talking about djinn from the original folklore, then that depends wildly on how much that particular djinn hates you.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the djinn forces you into a dread plot he has been brewing for millennia
    >now you, the final person required, have foolishly enabled him to take you, he has all he needs
    >he will now unleash his dread home brew campaign upon a group of hapless players
    >and his complete inability to GM is legendary

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your penis gets turned inside out, from the tip to the balls.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He could transform you into a pair of underwear haha. Then he'd wear you!

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he crushes your balls

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