What's this, my man Tav? You like magic and attractive women? Me too!
we'll bang okay?
What's this, my man Tav? You like magic and attractive women? Me too! we'll bang okay?
What's this, my man Tav? You like magic and attractive women? Me too!
we'll bang okay?
Femboy mods when
1. Just don't have a nice day, OK? I need your Fireballs to deal with crowd control, Balthazar summons like 20 skellies
2. HAHA FRICK YOU homosexual I'M TIRED OF LISTENING TO YOUR WHINING JUST KYS I'M GOING TO BED
1. "Nobody was ever this nice to me before! That's it. You're using my ass right here right now."
2. *cries and sobs* "w-well, thank you for sharing this moment with me..."
*much later*
"Hey tav wanna watch the starts together?"
"I find you irresistable"
>I need your Fireballs to deal with crowd control
>he doesn't just hit with his firsts so hard that everything around him dies by the shockwave
Hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha
Somehow some benign sounding dialogue choice about not wanting him to blow himself up to win back his ex made this gay think I want to suck his dick. His dialogue trees are either buggy as frick or he is the worst written character in the whole game.
he is buggy, he is known to proposition players even when already in a relationship
The pacing of the relationships in general is all sorts of weird, I felt like I barely talked to Shadowheart, and then I asked her how she feels about us, and she says 'wow you're literally my closest friend and are making me rethink my whole life'
I didn't even romance her or say anything special. It's super fricking weird and if I had to pick my main complaint about the game, it's that.
He blatantly came on to me way before that part of his plotline, I was so confused
I literally had just found him, 2 long rests later he was already trying to frick. Was so weird because the dialogue option I picked gave 0 hint at all that it was on some kind of romancing path so it really caught me off guard
I’ve had a few other companions proposition me at the point in the game I’m at now but it was very obvious and easy to avoid if I wasn’t interested, Gale is just a creep honestly
I think his storyline is partially connected to his romantic route, you know, due to the nature of his character development, so they intertwine and you have to reject him basically.
I told him to eat shit and die and the next day he was like "thank you for your comforting speech yesterday my friend." and moved on like nothing.
i hate this stupid fricking meme of giving custom characters a preset name
Tav sounds so fricking stupid, my character is not Tav you dumb fricking b***h
Ok Charname.
I don't mind it if there's an in-world reason for it, like Shepard in ME
But this shit pisses me off, who the frick is Tav, who the frick even calls their child Tav?
>Tavi is a gender neutral name of scandinavian origin meaning "good"
There's a Tav, i guess.
Somehow got it wrong despite looking at it only moments earlier lmao
Aramaic, not scandinavian, idk how i got it wrong
Well I'm from Scandinavia and I've never heard it.
Pretty sure it's short for The AVatar. You can change it at character creation.
Simpler, it's gusTAV
Makes sense
Gus is a lame name
I like it and am going to start using it for completely different games. frick you. Tav was the best character in that webcomic
inb4 >female i just want to frick the fisherman because i'm a homosexual
Tav is literally the default name for the OC origin character.
it's short for Tel AViv
Gale memes are not funny
Kissing his chin? Why bother with this shit when they had story to implement
Am I the only one who hasn't gotten propositioned or had any weird romance shit?
Even Gale's magic lesson/watch the stars shit was completely normal.
Maybe it's because I'm playing an origin character.
It's probably because you didn't pick flirt options and then were shocked when you enabled a romance.
GUYS I'M SUPER WORRIED THE FROG GIRL SAID SHE WANTED MY D BUT NOTHING'S HAPPENED SINCE, WHAT IF THE QUEST IS FRICKING BROKEN?
Laezel asked me but it was only after I misclicked a very obvious dialogue option, I have the dialogue choice for shadowheart too but I’m not interested
Astarion has approached me twice, Gale did it once in the most creeper way possible and I haven’t talked to him since
I’m still in act 1 and I’ve been propositioned by everyone except for wyll and karlach
gale was the only one that came across as really weird. Shadowheart and laezel both waited for me to pick a dialogue option, astarion didn’t do it until I did enough c**ty actions for his liking
mystra huh? wow she sounds really sexy. a woman? very cool
>immediately tries to gayrape you
Most left of field shit in a videogame ever. They should have given you the option to punch him in the mouth for that shit
Once again the gods have seen fit to part cheeks and jam wiener in arse!
>dicklet
And what of good Solonius?
is that the guy from nickelback
If you play as the Dark Urge you can cut off that homosexual’s hand as it’s reaching out of the portal, and you keep the hand in your inventory
>If you play as the Dark Urge
cringe reddit character for shallow memberberries
>more content is LE BAD...WHY???? IT JUST IS OK?????
>oh my science is that a hecking BHAALSPAWN yaaaaaaaas larian i'm such a HUGE fan siege of dragonspear was so cool
little b***h ends at the end of act 2 when no one is looking and left me a little sob story note. what a homosexual, upset I literally never once talked to him
*left
he is the wrong kind of gay. Astarion is the correct gay.
Why are every one of the rejection lines so brutal? This is apparently less offensive to a leftoid than just having an option saying "I'm not gay" that ends all future attempts by that companion or any other companion at pushing gay romance
>Why are every one of the rejection lines so brutal?
Anon being straight is evil in 2023 keep up.
kek makes sense
They want to make you feel bad for not doing the suck n frick with their super duper special and quirky characters that are totally well written and not boring.
>senpai sama, wiener iz for me?
>... Playing hard to get
>no, u ugly
Is this the nuanced dialogue that let's you rp as everything imaginable?
>try to romance him in his alleged gayrape scene
>he nwf's me and talks about his waifu instead
The duality of man
I thought he was gonna talk about his long lost love, and suddenly the scene turns into homosexualry.
Oh no...
ITS HAPPENING
He's inviting you to experience Mystra, an attractive woman that is embodiment of magic.
THE PULL OF THE WEAVE, ITS TOO STRONG
I... I HAVE TO SEVER IT
Congrats your character is a homosexual now.
The choice you have is either
1. My character is an open homosexual
2. My character is a closeted repressed homosexual
I had no idea magic was so inextricably linked to gay buttsex when I did this, you have to believe me!
BG3 takes the worst parts of Bioware romances and cranks it up to 11, there's nothing flagging companions and stopping them from hitting on you when you're already in a relationship because Larian wants to say they have polygamy or polyamory or whatever the frick but it's annoying.
Gale conquers another victim
why cant I have a harem?
Because the other characters have agency. Some would rather commitment from your character such as Shadowheart (at least in the beginning) or Gale. While others like Karlach, Astarion, or Halsin don't mind polyamory.
Frick off Gale I didn't even talk to you more than the bare minimum to get your stupid quest going. Should have let you rot in that fricking portal.
>So I was eating her pussy so hard that she turned me into Casper and btw do you want gay sex
What?!