What’s with the passive aggressiveness?
I like Splatoon and all but this just seems petty
Whats with the passive aggressiveness? I like Splatoon and all but this just seems petty
What’s with the passive aggressiveness?
I like Splatoon and all but this just seems petty
>pretty girls in foam
I'll play it.
I want a bj from that girl
This game is just sad all around. It could be a success if it actually had a unique look and game mechanics that set itself apart from Splatoon, but it literally looks like a soulless Chinese knockoff. No doubt Square-Enix will kill it before too long too. There is absolutely no reason for it to even exist and I'm surprised Square-Enix let the project get this far.
It’ll probably get thrown on PS+ at launch or 6 months after tbqh
I don't know if you know this but companies are very actively fighting over your attention. They want to take it away from something you're currently enjoying and making you enjoy something new instead.
Meant for
6 months is too long of a time these days.
Rumbleverse died in 6 months. You can't even download that anymore.
Worse it's a soulless kpop/fortnite knockoff.
The artstyle is fricking atrociuos
you’re talking about splatoon, right?
But enough about Splatoon.
uniroincally has a better artstyle than Braptoon.
It’s literally just “generic moe blob”
You‘re surprised “Nintendo Life“ is a nintendo fanboy?
What does that even mean? Even if the game was great how would that affect splatoon fans?
>anon finds out about console warriors
anything that overtakes the quality of a Nintendo property hard enough it brings the fans over is considered modern-day heresy, in case you haven't picked up on the pattern by now.
The foam adding vertically to the levels is a very interesting idea, but they didn't need to copy the rest of Splatoon literally 1:1.
SE is gonna fold before it even releases at this rate.
>SE is gonna fold before it even releases at this rate.
meanwhile in reality despite their many bombs their financial are at their highest.
Only because FFXIV and their manga industry thriving. Flop after flop would kick the snoy dev at the top just like sega did to nagoshi.
Tendies unironically be like "There's no children in this game, how am I supposed to jerk off to it?"
>nintendo life
>shills nintendo
whhhhoooooaaaaa
Wouldn't you be happy to have more games like your favorite? Mimicry is the sincerest form of flattery. I'm only personally not looking forward to it because it's Playstation exclusive. If it comes to PC I'll give it a try.
If they don't make a reference to foam adventure I will bomb a church, synagogue and mezquite.
>for playstation
lol. lmao even. The console wars are back in full swing
i feel like at this point Sony is like the "Gay" videogames company. Nintendo is for kids but Sony just goes actually full-blown "Gay".
what's gay about this
troony colors moron. thats a dude
Literal Kpop.
that's a man
god i hope so
that face is so ugly, holy frick. Put it back in the oven its not done yet
This has to be the most moronic gun design in history
it's just a needler
looks functional
Have you never seen a bubble gun?
It looks like a halo weapon
nice pastel troony colors
It uses the same faux anime style Netflix cartoons that focus on lesbian kids do.
splatoon for straight people
>30 year old "e-girl"
belle delphine really destroyed an entire generation
that's just a generic kpop bawd dude
but things are bad
Her thick makeup, specifically around the eyes, makes her look significantly more artificial than needed. She looks so out of place even in her own setting.
>darksouls
i knew it!
>ffxiv didn't make the list
I'm actually shocked.
>splatoon
>pokemon
>roblox
I wonder why kids games are so popular with troonys...
Because they're fun unlike games designed for adults?
If you want to get away with molesting kids, become a priest.
>he/they has peter pan syndrome
v sus
really tinkers your thinker!
>doom
ARE YOU FUC-
>It's likely a sub for nu-doom, not the classic one
That makes sense, actually
holy frick
>BoTW, AnimalCrossing and Splatoon all have a gayer fanbase than Undertale
>Nintendo is canonically gayer than fricking UNDERTALE
literally WHAT.
>Mario and Kirby not on the list
Good.
>neither Kingdom Hearts OR Final Fantasy are even on the list
I'm surprised and not surprised at the same time. How fascinating.
Trannies hate Yoshi-P for the lack of diversity.
but this would be a collection of porn-posting long before XVI was around though. it's not like gays and troons can't self-insert themselves into these properties. the games themselves are already pretty gay and yet, its not popular with gay people? its so strange.
Sony is at least confident and upfront about its Gayness, at least compared to Nintendo. I'll give them enough credit that it somehow seems to work sometimes too.
Nintendo is almost terrified of it lmao.
Gay means happy.
Looks like old 2000s fake anime.
This game will end on PS plus after like a month lmao
you can smell the fear of the tendies, even past the BO
You're right they should be more aggressive. Every SNOYS attempt to copy Smash Brothers, Mario Kart and other Nintendo magic has failed and this will be no different
because anon. Mass media is designed with people with a sub-80 IQ in mind. And those ''''people'''' are not able to consider the concept of more than one thing existing at once.
So when a new thing comes out, the old thing MUST be destroyed.
I only play Splatoon for Salmon Run, it's Co-op Horde Mode.
Does Foam game have it's own Salmon Run?
Apparently someone at NintendoLife played it and didn't like it, saying it was visually cluttered, had strange mechanics, and was unpolished. Saved you a click
Where was this hate for Ninjala?
Ninjala actually has unique gameplay and barely shares anything with Splatoon outside of kids fighting with goop. Meanwhile, Foamstars copied the gameplay itself pretty blatantly. Apparently they copied Ninjala's gumbind mechanic too since you have to foam people up and then surf into them for the kill
>Twitter screencap thread
I'll check it out, but I don't see it being as big as splatoon because Squeenix is a shit dev.
Splatoon fans were never going to play a game like this. Not because it's good, bad, a knockoff, etc. They were never going to play it because it's not nintendo.
Why are tendies so concerned though? The game won't even be on Switch, so what are they so worried about? Just pretend it doesn't exist. lmao
I bet the author was shaking and on the verge of tears while writing this.
Why are there so many homosexuals playing Splatoon? I got a Switch as a Christmas present for my niece and one of the games we played was spl2n. Just booting the game up and walking through the plaza we were instantly greeted by gay propaganda messages. This is a game for toddlers and kids mind you. And these homosexuals have the nerve to still say they not are groomers. Needless to say that she's banned from ever playing that game.
A game about kids in spandex shorts is only gonna be played by kids or pedophiles
why would Splatoon fans worry about another game? They're not cultists.
There's only one person online I've seen hate it for a genuine reason and it's that Square are already sitting on an established 4v4 shooter franchise that's actually unique and doesn't have any contemporaries, is massively popular over in Japan and highly praised by everyone who played it while traveling over there, and even had explicit plans to create a console version for global release already in the works.
and it just never went anywhere and suddenly this shit came out of nowhere.
SE is the worst company in gaming ATM. Hopefully Nomura can escape just like Kojima escaped Konami.
Nintendo is far worse, even lower than EA.
No tendies actually care. Squares homosexual Mario kart rip off failed. Now they're trying to rip off splatoon. See you 5 years down the line when it's smash. Square is already butt hurt over getting fricked on the Japanese market outside of dragonquest.
Kind of weak it's just an average shooter but with making foam terrain for cover or elevation and not trying to do something different like Splatoon. Maybe it'll have more modes to make it better but I don't see this one lasting that long.
I feel like NL used to be a good place to get random nintendo news. now its like kotaku but as a nintendo circlejerk
I like square and all but this seems petty, especially when the MTX kick in
>ps4/5 only
dead on arrival
If there was a version of splatoon for pc with actual servers, I would spend all day playing it.
Nintendo fanboys are petty
I don't care about this in particular, but there's something really disgusting about how every time something's even slightly successful, the rest of the industry rushes to rip it off in a more "normie friendly" way to sell more.
Like all the BotW and Dark Souls clones.
It's just an upsetting notion. It feels like it spits in the face of the very concept of human creativity.
nintendo gays are the same idiots that seethe at emulation
How fast do you think this one will EOS?
I bet it won't even last a year.
because its a 1:1 clone of splatoon except with a more human art style and foam instead of ink
>Pen Gwyn
I hate that this made me consider having a chuckle. That's so dumb. Best design out of the rest, assuming that's blonde hair and not a bald woman underneath. Show off the chrome dome, don't hide it pussies
Wonder if this game will let you create your own characters or if it's just going to be premade ones. If it's the latter, it feels like it's missing one of the biggest draws from the games it's copying
Because tendies are angry that they're not getting Persona or that weird fantasy game from Atlus, they have to lash out against other games.
>nintendo-fans
>petty
Iconic duo.
At least you are like your corporation you adore.
>taking anything from that woke filled site serious
Inflammatory article heading to drum up views? Who would do such a vile thing?
why did they feel the need to copy the worst gameplay concept maybe ever created? but it looks better than splatoon ill give them that